高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译1素材

　　生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕1

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　　翻译：Vin

　　Tina

　　海因里希

　　Joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

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　　校对：雨亦奇

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第一集

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　　现在是宫保鸡丁

　　And now the kung pao chicken.

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　　很顺利啊

　　Smooth.

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　　最后

　　And finally,

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　　我的木须肉

　　my moo shu pork.

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　　给力!

　　Whoo-hoo!

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　　菜上齐了

　　先生们

　　Oh, there you have it, gentlemen.

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　　整整一桌由机器人上的晚餐

　　Our entire dinner unpacked by robot.

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　　而且只花了28分钟

　　And it only took 28 minutes.

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　　是很不错

　　但我们必须要小心

　　Impressive, but we must be cautious.

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　　-为什么

　　-今天机器人来上中国菜

　　- Why?

　　- Today, it's a Chinese food retrieval robot.

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　　明天就穿越回过去

　　Tomorrow, it travels back in time

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　　谋杀莎拉·康纳

　　and tries to kill Sarah Connor.

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　　我可不觉得这会发生

　　谢尔顿

　　I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon.

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　　确实没发生过

　　No one ever does.

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　　所以才会发生

　　That's why it happens.

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　　嘿

　　晚餐到了吗

　　Hey. Is the food here?

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　　这是什么

　　Ooh. What's that?

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　　亲爱的女士

　　That, dear lady,

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　　这叫沃罗威茨程控手

　　is the Wolowitz Programmable Hand,

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　　专为维修国际空间站

　　designed for extravehicular repairs

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　　而设计的延伸臂

　　on the International Space Station.

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　　好酷啊

　　Ah, cool.

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　　叫我把酱油递给你

　　Ask me to pass the soy sauce.

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　　空间站里有人用机械手打酱油吗

　　Oh, does that come up much on the space station?

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　　通常会是亚裔或犹太航天员

　　Mostly with Asian and Jewish astronauts.

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　　-好吧

　　给我酱油

　　-就来

　　- All right. Pass the soy sauce.

　　- Coming up.

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　　工作如何

　　So how's work?

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　　还不赖吧

　　Oh, it's not bad.

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　　有点饿了

　　Kind of hungry.

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　　我们都饿

　　Yeah, we all are.

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　　等等就好

　　Just wait.

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　　佩妮

　　你有想过

　　You realize, Penny, that the technology

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　　这机械臂所蕴含的科技会在某天

　　that went into this arm will one day make

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　　让你这种没有能力的服务员下岗么

　　unskilled food servers such as yourself obsolete.

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　　真的吗

　　Really?

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　　他们会造往你汉堡上吐口水的机器人吗

　　They're going to make a robot that spits on your hamburger?

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　　我以为你跟她分手了

　　I thought you broke up with her.

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　　她为什么在这儿

　　Why is she here?

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　　好了

　　搞定

　　Okay, here we go.

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　　传递酱油

　　Passing the soy sauce.

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　　手抬起来

　　Put out your hand.

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　　真不可思议

　　That's amazing.

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　　我可不会说不可思议

　　I wouldn't say amazing.

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　　最多不过是比《乡村熊狂欢节》里的

　　At best, it's a modest leap forward

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　　迪士尼乐园一个用机械动物表演的秀

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　　使用的最基本的科技前进了一小步而已

　　from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.

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　　嘿

　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon?

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　　怎么了

　　Yes?

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　　和平吗

　　Peace?

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　　不

　　才不是

　　No, not peace.

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　　等着

　　Hang on.

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　　美国航天局知道你用这个作餐巾纸架吗

　　Does NASA know you're using that thing as a napkin holder?

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　　开玩笑

　　他们以为这个还在JPL的保险柜里呢

　　You kidding? They still think it's in a secure locker at JPL.

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　　JPL: 喷气推进实验室

　　美国顶尖机器人实验室

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　　你偷的

　　You stole it?

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　　借的

　　Borrowed.

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　　关键在表现得像把自己的东西带到车上

　　The trick is to carry it out to your car like you own it.

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　　不好意思

　　Excuse me.

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　　艾米正在干洗店

　　Amy's at the dry cleaners,

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　　然后想到一个很有趣的双关语

　　and she's made a very amusing pun.

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　　"我不喜欢全氯乙烯

　　"I don't care for perchloroethylene,

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　　不喜欢乙二醇醚"

　　and I don't like glycol ether."

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　　懂了吗

　　Get it?

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　　不喜欢乙二醇醚

　　She doesn't like glycol ether.

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　　听起来就像"亦"

　　Sounds like "either."

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　　"噗-哈-哈"

　　"L-O-L."

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　　-艾米是谁

　　-他女朋友

　　- Who's Amy?

　　- His girlfriend.

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　　-谢尔顿有女朋友吗

　　-她不是我女朋友

　　- Sheldon has a girlfriend?

　　- She's not my girlfriend.

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　　-这事儿多久了

　　-四个月

　　- How long has this been going on?

　　- Four months.

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　　她不是我女朋友

　　She's not my girlfriend.

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　　你是在说

　　过去的四个月里

　　Are you telling me, for the past four months

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　　我一直在问你

　　"有新鲜事吗"

　　I have been asking you, "What's new?"

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　　你居然从来没想过说

　　and you never thought to go with,

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　　"谢尔顿有女朋友"吗

　　"Sheldon has a girlfriend"?

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　　她不是我女朋友

　　She's not my girlfriend.

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　　啊

　　等等等等

　　Ah... d-d-d-d...

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　　他们怎么认识的

　　How did they meet?

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　　拉杰和我把谢尔顿的信息发到交友网站上

　　Raj and I entered Sheldon's information on a dating site,

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　　网站速配了艾米·菲拉·福勒

　　and it spit out Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　天哪

　　谢尔顿和艾米

　　Oh, my God! Sheldon and Amy.

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　　或者像我们所说"谢米"

　　Or, as we call them, "Shamy."

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　　谢米

　　Shamy.

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　　我必须好好八一八谢米了

　　I am so digging the Shamy.

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　　好吧

　　各单位注意

　　All right, everyone pay attention.

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　　没错

　　我是有个朋友叫艾米·菲拉·福勒

　　Yes, I have a friend named Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　没错

　　她是女性

　　Yes, she is female.

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　　没错

　　我们每天交流

　　Yes, we communicate on a daily basis,

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　　但是

　　她不是我女朋友

　　but no, she is not my girlfriend.

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　　好吧

　　那你们交流都说什么

　　Okay, well, what do you communicate about?

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　　我的物理工作和她的神经生物学工作

　　Well, my work in physics, her work in neurobiology,

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　　最新话题是论我们生个孩子的可能性

　　and most recently, the possibility of our having a child together.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　等等

　　要孩子

　　Wait a minute-- a child?

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　　你从没见过这女的

　　You never see this girl.

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　　只有电邮短信和推特联系

　　You just e-mail and text and Twitter.

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　　然后现在就考虑要孩子了

　　Now you're considering having a baby?

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　　艾米指出通过我俩的结合

　　Amy pointed out that between the two of us,

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　　我们的基因将会有机会

　　our genetic material has the potential

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　　制造出前所未有的

　　of producing the first in a line

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　　智力超群

　　仁慈善良的君主

　　of intellectually superior, benign overlords

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　　带领人类走向光明未来

　　to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.

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　　我猜想未来的历史学家

　　I'm guessing that future historians

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　　将会谴责我们不趁这机会杀了谢尔顿

　　will condemn us for not taking this opportunity to kill Sheldon.

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　　好吧

　　我有个问题

　　Okay, I have a question.

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　　请说

　　佩妮

　　Yes, Penny.

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　　你不喜欢别人碰你

　　You don't even like people touching you.

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　　你们怎么做爱呢

　　How are you going to have sex?

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　　我们干嘛要做爱

　　Why on earth would we have sex?

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　　亲爱的

　　你的私处开始发育的时候

　　Oh, honey, did your mom not have the talk with you?

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　　你妈妈没跟你谈过吗

　　You know, when your private parts started growing?

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　　我很清楚人类繁殖的方式

　　I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce,

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　　既脏乱又不卫生

　　Which is messy, unsanitary,

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　　而且跟你做了三年邻居

　　And based on living next to you for three years,

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　　听了太多不必要又响亮的呼唤神

　　Involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.

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　　天呐

　　Oh, God.

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　　对

　　就是这句

　　Yes, exactly.

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　　因此

　　如果艾米和我

　　Consequently, if Amy and I choose

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　　选择让一个新生命降临

　　to bring new life into this world,

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　　我们会让生育专家

　　It will be accomplished clinically,

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　　在实验室用培养皿受精

　　with fertility experts in a lab with petri dishes.

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　　这倒提醒我

　　Which reminds me--

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　　你不仅屁股大

　　而且头脑简单

　　精力充沛

　　you have broad hips and a certain corn-fed vigor.

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　　你的子宫可以代孕吗

　　Is your womb available for rental?

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　　还想深入八一八谢米恋吗

　　Still digging the Shamy?

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　　谢尔顿

　　Look, Sheldon,

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　　先别急着选孕育科

　　before you race off to the fertility clinic,

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　　你也可以考虑

　　you might want to think about--

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　　老天

　　怎么说呢

　　uh, gee, I don't know--

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　　切实地花点时间陪她

　　maybe actually spending some time with her.

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　　-你是说约会

　　-没错

　　- You mean dating?

　　- Yeah.

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　　-我不能和艾米约会

　　-为什么

　　- I can't date Amy.

　　- Why not?

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　　她不是我女朋友

　　She's not my girlfriend.

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　　不要把它当成和女朋友约会

　　Okay, look, don't think of it as dating a girlfriend.

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　　把它当成

　　Think of it as, uh...

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　　了解你孩子的未来妈妈

　　Getting to know the future mother of your child.

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　　我还真没想到

　　I hadn't considered that.

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　　她将来应该会接触我们的后代

　　I suppose she will have to have access to our progeny.

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　　你觉得通过短信息

　　And you don't think I can achieve

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　　我无法达到必要的亲密吗

　　the required intimacy via text messaging?

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　　应该不能

　　Probably not.

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　　看来电话公司一直在骗我

　　It would appear as if the phone companies have been lying to me.

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　　佩妮

　　Penny.

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny. Penny.

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　　你应该知道我站在门的另一边

　　You do realize I stand on the other side of the door

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　　等你敲完三次门吧

　　waiting for you to finish knocking three times.

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　　我知道

　　我能从门缝看到脚的影子

　　I know. I can see the shadow of your feet under the door.

　　156

　　00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:04,380

　　重点是敲三次很浪费时间

　　Yeah, my point is it's a waste of time.

　　157

　　00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,690

　　如果你想找个

　　If you're looking for an example

　　158

　　00:07:05,690 --> 00:07:07,400

　　浪费时间的例子

　　of a waste of time, I would refer you

　　159

　　00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,630

　　我们现在的话题就很浪费时间

　　to the conversation we're having right now.

　　160

　　00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:10,860

　　你有事吗

　　What do you want?

　　161

　　00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:13,520

　　我决定了接受你的建议

　　I've decided to take your advice and have arranged

　　162

　　00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,770

　　还安排了跟艾米约会

　　to go on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　163

　　00:07:15,770 --> 00:07:16,810

　　那太好了

　　Oh, that's great.

　　164

　　00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:18,660

　　-玩得开心

　　-等等

　　- Have fun.

　　- Wait.

　　165

　　00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:19,540

　　你要载我去

　　You have to drive me.

　　166

　　00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,660

　　-什么

　　-你知道我不开车

　　- What?

　　- You know I don't drive.

　　167

　　00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:23,500

　　-去问莱纳德

　　-问了

　　- Well, go ask Leonard.

　　- I did.

　　168

　　00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,830

　　他说

　　我复述

　　问问佩妮

　　He said-- and I quote-- "Ask Penny.

　　169

　　00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:28,020

　　那是她的可笑主意

　　It was her cockamamy idea."

　　170

　　00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,610

　　莱纳德说"可笑"?

　　Leonard said "cockamamy"?

　　171

　　00:07:30,610 --> 00:07:32,520

　　好吧

　　那是我说的

　　Actually, I'm paraphrasing.

　　172

　　00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,210

　　在基督教家庭长大

　　Having been raised in a Christian household,

　　173

　　00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:36,850

　　我实在不习惯他的用语

　　I'm uncomfortable with the language he used.

　　174

　　00:07:37,980 --> 00:07:38,520

　　老实说

　　And to be honest,

　　175

　　00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,200

　　其实我也不喜欢"可笑"这个词

　　I'm not entirely comfortable with "cockamamy."

　　176

　　00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,320

　　好吧

　　什么时候约会

　　Okay, fine. When's the date?

　　177

　　00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:44,990

　　-现在

　　-现在?

　　- Now.

　　- Now?

　　178

　　00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:46,770

　　快点

　　我们要迟到了

　　Hurry. We're going to be late.

　　179

　　00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,590

　　谢尔顿

　　你有没有想过

　　Sheldon, did it ever occur to you

　　180

　　00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:51,780

　　我可能有别的事要忙吗

　　that I might have other plans?

　　181

　　00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:52,750

　　对不起

　　I'm sorry.

　　182

　　00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,960

　　你有别的事忙吗

　　Do you have other plans?

　　183

　　00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:01,000

　　倒是没有

　　不过

　　Well, no, not per se, but...

　　184

　　00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,040

　　这么说这个话题

　　So this conversation is as pointless

　　185

　　00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,580

　　跟你的敲门独白一样没意义咯

　　as your door-knocking soliloquy?

　　186

　　00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:10,140

　　我去拿我的可笑钥匙

　　Let me get my... cockamamy keys.

　　187

　　00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:15,320

　　天呐

　　太爽了

　　Oh, God, that feels so good.

　　188

　　00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,730

　　对

　　就是那里

　　Yeah, that's the spot.

　　189

　　00:08:21,730 --> 00:08:23,490

　　宝贝儿

　　Oh, baby.

　　190

　　00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,410

　　霍华德

　　吃饭啦

　　Howard, dinner's ready!

　　191

　　00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:28,320

　　我一会再吃

　　I'll eat later.

　　192

　　00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,050

　　现在很忙

　　I'm busy!

　　193

　　00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:31,950

　　爽啊

　　Oh, yeah.

　　194

　　00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,990

　　就跟人手一样

　　Just like a real hand.

　　195

　　00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,810

　　谢谢你载我去

　　Thank you for driving me.

　　196

　　00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:50,330

　　不客气

　　You're welcome.

　　197

　　00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,330

　　但我希望你不穿人字拖

　　I wish you weren't wearing flip-flops.

　　198

　　00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:56,550

　　穿人字拖开车很危险

　　It's dangerous to drive in flip-flops.

　　199

　　00:08:56,550 --> 00:08:58,160

　　-谢尔顿

　　-对不起

　　- Sheldon.

　　- Sorry.

　　200

　　00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:02,370

　　我只是不想成为另一个人字拖的受害者

　　I just don't want to be yet another flip-flop fatality.

　　201

　　00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:06,760

　　我能问个问题吗

　　Can I ask you a question?

　　202

　　00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,660

　　鉴于你的社区大学学历

　　Given your community college education,

　　203

　　00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:11,940

　　我鼓励你尽量多问

　　I encourage you to ask me as many as possible.

　　204

　　00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:15,010

　　好

　　我的问题是

　　Yeah. Well, my question is--

　　205

　　00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,670

　　其实我很清楚答案

　　and I'm pretty sure I know the answer--

　　206

　　00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,580

　　这是你第一次约会吗

　　Is this your first date?

　　207

　　00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:21,640

　　那得看情况

　　That depends.

　　208

　　00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,720

　　跟我妹在国庆日

　　Does square-dancing with my sister

　　209

　　00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,360

　　青年敬耶稣方块舞会上

　　at a Teens for Jesus Fourth of July Hoedown

　　210

　　00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,900

　　跳舞算吗

　　count as a date?

　　211

　　00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,170

　　不算

　　No.

　　212

　　00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:31,080

　　那这是我第一次约会

　　Then, this is my first date.

　　213

　　00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:34,190

　　那有几件事

　　Okay. Well, then, there's a couple of things

　　214

　　00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:36,060

　　你应该要知道

　　you should probably know.

　　215

　　00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,980

　　我有一个硕士学位和两个博士学位

　　I have a master's degree and two doctorates.

　　216

　　00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:42,050

　　我应该知道的事

　　我都知道

　　The things I should know, I do know.

　　217

　　00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:46,490

　　我的意思是

　　我比你更清楚约会

　　My point is, I know more about dating than you,

　　218

　　00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:48,170

　　而且如果你真有你认为的那么聪明

　　and if you were as smart as you think you are,

　　219

　　00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,800

　　你就会听我的话

　　you would listen to me.

　　220

　　00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,680

　　如果你是约会专家

　　那怎么我今晚有约会

　　If you know so much, how come I have a date tonight

　　221

　　00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,890

　　而你只能当我的司机呢

　　and you have nothing better to do than drive me to it?

　　222

　　00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,340

　　说得好

　　Fair point.

　　223

　　00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:07,460

　　《水行侠》的有些问题我想不明白

　　You know, there's something I've always wondered about Aquaman.

　　224

　　00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,830

　　-什么

　　-他去哪便便

　　- Yeah?

　　- Where does he poop?

　　225

　　00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,530

　　什么

　　What?

　　226

　　00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,190

　　亚特兰蒂斯的马桶长什么样

　　What would a toilet look like in Atlantis?

　　227

　　00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:17,120

　　你怎么冲掉呢

　　How would you flush it?

　　228

　　00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:21,000

　　就算你冲掉了

　　便便又能冲去哪呢

　　And when you did flush it, where would the poop go?

　　229

　　00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:26,490

　　一会儿再讨论

　　Hold that thought.

　　230

　　00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:29,240

　　喂

　　霍华德

　　怎么了

　　Hey, Howard. What's going on?

　　231

　　00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,410

　　啥

　　What...

　　232

　　00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,820

　　等等

　　霍华德

　　慢点说

　　Hold on. Howard, Howard, slow down.

　　233

　　00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:36,400

　　机械手卡在你的什么上了

　　The robot hand is stuck on your what?

　　234

　　00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:42,150

　　说出来肯定吓你一跳

　　You're not going to believe this.

　　235

　　00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,460

　　艾米

　　听谢尔顿说

　　So, um, Amy, Sheldon tells me

　　236

　　00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:01,610

　　你是一个神经...什么来着

　　you're a neuro... something-or-other.

　　237

　　00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,950

　　是神经生物学家

　　Neurobiologist.

　　238

　　00:11:04,950 --> 00:11:07,390

　　你车的"检查引擎"灯亮了

　　Your "check engine" light is on.

　　239

　　00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:10,620

　　噢

　　不管它

　　Yeah, it's okay.

　　240

　　00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,630

　　但如果灯亮了就说明...

　　But the light indicates...

　　241

　　00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,990

　　不用费心了

　　Don't bother.

　　242

　　00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,670

　　我已经浪费太多时间

　　I've wasted many an hour

　　243

　　00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:17,340

　　攻击这座顽固的风车了

　　tilting at that particular windmill.

　　244

　　00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,320

　　你用的什么香水吗

　　Uh, what is that scent you're wearing?

　　245

　　00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,810

　　真好闻

　　It smells great.

　　246

　　00:11:22,810 --> 00:11:24,800

　　去屑洗发水

　　Dandruff shampoo.

　　247

　　00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,570

　　我头皮干燥

　　I have dry scalp.

　　248

　　00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:32,530

　　你发质看着很好呀

　　Well, your hair looks very nice.

　　249

　　00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:35,070

　　你是同性恋么

　　Are you a homosexual?

　　250

　　00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:39,060

　　当然不

　　我只是赞美你而已

　　No, no, I'm just giving you a compliment.

　　251

　　00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:43,610

　　要你是同性恋

　　赞美不听着更由衷吗

　　Would have been more flattered if you were a homosexual.

　　252

　　00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,400

　　那啥

　　来点音乐怎样

　　Guys, how 'bout some music?

　　253

　　00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,570

　　哦不

　　我可不想要

　　Oh, no, I wouldn't care for that.

　　254

　　00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:50,210

　　艾米

　　你呢

　　Amy?

　　255

　　00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,950

　　我也是

　　谢了

　　No, thank you.

　　256

　　00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:53,240

　　好吧

　　Okay.

　　257

　　00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,830

　　那就诡异地沉默着吧

　　Uncomfortable silence it is.

　　258

　　00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,020

　　谢尔顿

　　你有没有告诉艾米

　　Hey, Sheldon, have you told Amy

　　259

　　00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:04,820

　　你小时候在德州长大的经历

　　what it was like for you growing up in Texas?

　　260

　　00:12:04,820 --> 00:12:06,170

　　没有

　　No.

　　261

　　00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,490

　　哎

　　为什么不告诉她

　　Well, why don't you tell her?

　　262

　　00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,310

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　263

　　00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,430

　　痛苦得要死

　　It was hell.

　　264

　　00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,280

　　艾米

　　有什么想法么

　　Any follow up, Amy?

　　265

　　00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:20,950

　　没有

　　No.

　　266

　　00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:27,360

　　我在内布拉斯加州长大

　　I myself grew up in Nebraska.

　　267

　　00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,140

　　奥马哈郊外的一个小镇

　　Small town outside of Omaha.

　　268

　　00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:34,290

　　很好的地方

　　大多是家庭农场

　　还有些制毒窝点

　　Nice place, mostly family farms, a few meth labs.

　　269

　　00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:38,020

　　不好意思

　　这样还不如诡异地沉默呢

　　I'm sorry, how is this better than uncomfortable silence?

　　270

　　00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,040

　　我也不知道

　　不过是试着找点话题

　　I don't know. I was just trying something.

　　271

　　00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,470

　　麻瓜一个[此处引用《哈利波特》里的说法]

　　Muggles.

　　272

　　00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:54,690

　　你是滑倒摔进机械手里的吗

　　You slipped and fell into a robot hand?

　　273

　　00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,030

　　对

　　Yes.

　　274

　　00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,770

　　鸡鸡先着地

　　Penis first?

　　275

　　00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,970

　　对

　　快帮我

　　Yes. Now, help me!

　　276

　　00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,560

　　我本来想建议用润滑剂

　　I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling

　　277

　　00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,650

　　但我想其实你已经栽在润滑剂里了

　　you fell on some of that as well.

　　278

　　00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,360

　　不好笑

　　莱纳德

　　Not funny, Leonard.

　　279

　　00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,250

　　是吗

　　一个机械手卡在你小弟弟上

　　Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude.

　　280

　　00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,140

　　这还不好笑吗

　　不信你问别人

　　That's funny, ask anyone.

　　281

　　00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,810

　　拜托

　　趁我妈还没进来

　　快把这玩意弄掉

　　Plea-- before my mother walks in, get this off me!

　　282

　　00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:21,850

　　唔

　　我看看

　　Okay, let's see.

　　283

　　00:13:21,850 --> 00:13:22,740

　　别

　　别碰电脑

　　No, no! Don't touch.

　　284

　　00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:23,800

　　程序暂停了

　　The program is paused.

　　285

　　00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,130

　　那就重新启动呗

　　Well, then let's un-pause it.

　　286

　　00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,400

　　别

　　导入错误的程序

　　No, no! I loaded the wrong program.

　　287

　　00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,310

　　这玩意以为自己在外太空握着把螺丝刀呢

　　The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space.

　　288

　　00:13:28,310 --> 00:13:32,000

　　要是程序继续

　　它就要开始扭了

　　If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.

　　289

　　00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:34,610

　　好吧

　　A-All right.

　　290

　　00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:36,260

　　这样如何

　　Um, how about this.

　　291

　　00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:39,210

　　小熊维尼的脑袋卡在蜂蜜树上时

　　When-when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck

　　292

　　00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,230

　　他的伙伴们就会上去拉住他

　　in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him

　　293

　　00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,900

　　然后往外拔啊拔啊拔

　　and pulled and pulled.

　　294

　　00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:47,180

　　你爱咋咋地

　　You do what you want,

　　295

　　00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,820

　　我可不想碰其他男人的"蜂蜜树"

　　I'm not touching another man's honey tree.

　　296

　　00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,280

　　好吧

　　不拔了

　　All right, uh, forget pulling.

　　297

　　00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,920

　　那就找把电锯

　　直接锯掉

　　How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?

　　298

　　00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,720

　　啥

　　不准用电锯

　　What?! No saws!

　　299

　　00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,870

　　一个包皮环切还不够吗

　　One circumcision was enough.

　　300

　　00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,380

　　那乙快焊炬呢

　　How about an acetylene torch?

　　301

　　00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,150

　　好吧

　　不敢相信我还要声明这些

　　Okay, I can't believe this needs to be said out loud.

　　302

　　00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:08,540

　　不准拔

　　不准用电锯和焊炬

　　No pulling, no saws, no torches.

　　303

　　00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,150

　　那你要我们做啥

　　Well, then what do you want us to do?

　　304

　　00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,550

　　霍华德

　　我做了饼干

　　Howard, I made cookies for you

　　305

　　00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:15,010

　　给你和你的小伙伴

　　and your little friends!

　　306

　　00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,480

　　好极了

　　老妈

　　多谢

　　That's great, Mom, thanks!

　　307

　　00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:20,310

　　我送上来

　　再带点夏威夷宾治酒

　　I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!

　　308

　　00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:21,690

　　别上来

　　Don't come up here!

　　309

　　00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:24,920

　　干嘛

　　看不起你妈吗

　　Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?!

　　310

　　00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:27,320

　　话是没错

　　但这不是关键

　　Yes, but that's not the point!

　　311

　　00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:29,440

　　快帮帮忙

　　Get me out of here.

　　312

　　00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,590

　　你有想法吗

　　拉杰

　　You have any ideas, Raj?

　　313

　　00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:34,520

　　现在啊

　　我满脑子都是饼干和夏威夷宾治酒

　　Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.

　　314

　　00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:46,030

　　好吧

　　换个话题

　　Hey, here's another possible topic of conversation.

　　315

　　00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,040

　　今晚是谢尔顿的盛大之夜啊

　　This is a big night for Sheldon.

　　316

　　00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,210

　　是吧

　　谢尔顿

　　Right, Sheldon?

　　317

　　00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,820

　　盛大

　　Big night?

　　318

　　00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:55,260

　　冬至日的夜晚才叫大

　　The winter solstice is a big night.

　　319

　　00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,940

　　在南加利福尼亚

　　It's over 14 hours

　　320

　　00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,910

　　一共有整整14小时呢

　　in Southern California.

　　321

　　00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:02,170

　　这句话仿得真有意思

　　That's an amusing factoid.

　　322

　　00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:04,020

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　323

　　00:15:05,410 --> 00:15:06,250

　　不

　　No, no.

　　324

　　00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:10,960

　　我是说

　　今晚是谢尔顿第一次正式约会

　　My point is, uh, tonight is Sheldon's first official date.

　　325

　　00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,630

　　你们继续吧

　　Discuss.

　　326

　　00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:14,040

　　真的吗

　　Is this true?

　　327

　　00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,150

　　当然

　　在国庆日上的青年敬基督

　　Apparently, a semi-incestuous Teens for Jesus

　　328

　　00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,970

　　方块舞会上的那次半乱伦约会不算

　　Fourth of July Hoedown didn't count.

　　329

　　00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,990

　　艾米

　　那你呢

　　So, um, Amy, what about you?

　　330

　　00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:23,920

　　你约会过吗

　　Do you date much?

　　331

　　00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,200

　　一年一次

　　Once a year.

　　332

　　00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,250

　　我和我妈说好了

　　It's a deal I made with my mother

　　333

　　00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,370

　　这样她就不唠叨这事

　　in exchange for her silence on the matter,

　　334

　　00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,410

　　还可以偶尔用她的乔治·富曼烤架

　　as well as the occasional use of her George Foreman Grill

　　335

　　00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:33,260

　　锁住美味

　　没有脂肪

　　that seals in the flavor without the fat.

　　336

　　00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:36,620

　　你呢

　　佩妮

　　How about you, Penny?

　　337

　　00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,130

　　你约会过很多次吗

　　Do you go on many dates?

　　338

　　00:15:38,130 --> 00:15:39,890

　　其实也没有很多次啦

　　Uh, yeah, I wouldn't say many.

　　339

　　00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,240

　　有几个吧

　　A few.

　　340

　　00:15:44,890 --> 00:15:46,920

　　这算啥表情

　　What's...?

　　341

　　00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:51,700

　　你把约171个不同男人描述为"有几个"

　　Your characterization of approximately 171 different men as "A few."

　　342

　　00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,150

　　什么

　　What...

　　343

　　00:15:53,690 --> 00:15: