高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译3素材

　　生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕3

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　　翻译：米小勒

　　Tina

　　海因里希

　　joanna

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第三集

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　　好的

　　我准备好答下道题目了

　　All right, I'm ready for my next question.

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　　在一个犀牛被当宠物养的世界中

　　In a world where rhinoceroses are domesticated pets,

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　　谁将赢得第二次世界大战

　　who wins the Second World War?

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　　乌干达

　　Uganda.

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　　理由

　　Defend.

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　　肯尼亚会因出口犀牛而崛起

　　Kenya rises to power on the export of rhinoceroses.

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　　在中非成为一个强大的政权

　　A Central African power block is formed,

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　　并殖民统治北非和欧洲

　　colonizing North Africa and Europe.

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　　战争爆发后

　　谁也负担不起养犀牛的这份奢侈

　　When war breaks out, no one can afford the luxury of a rhino.

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　　肯尼亚衰落

　　乌干达雄起

　　Kenya withers, Uganda triumphs.

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　　回答正确

　　Correct.

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　　轮到我了

　　My turn.

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　　在一个钢琴被当做武器而不是乐器的世界中

　　In a world where a piano is a weapon, not a musical instrument,

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　　斯科特·乔普林会用什么来演奏《枫叶爵士》

　　on what does Scott Joplin play "The Maple Leaf Rag"?

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　　美国黑人作曲家及钢琴家

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　　调谐刺刀

　　Tuned bayonets.

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　　理由

　　Defend.

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　　理由不是显而易见吗

　　Isn't it obvious?

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　　你说得对

　　我的错

　　You're right. My apologies.

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　　你们俩在玩什么鬼游戏呢

　　What the hell are you guys playing?

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　　这是我们发明的一个游戏

　　It's a game we invented.

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　　我们称它为"反事实游戏"

　　It's called Counterfactuals.

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　　我们假定一个在某关键方面不同于这里的世界

　　We postulate an alternate world that differs from ours

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　　然后互相就此发问

　　in one key aspect and then pose questions to each other.

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　　本游戏适合8至80岁人士

　　It's fun for ages eight to 80.

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　　一起来玩吧

　　Join us.

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　我也喜欢脑筋急转弯

　　I like a good brainteaser.

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　　我来试试吧

　　Give it a whirl.

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　　你走运了

　　这道简单

　　You're in luck, this is an easy one.

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　　在一个人类被高智商巨形海狸统治的世界中

　　In a world where mankind is ruled by a giant intelligent beaver,

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　　哪种食物再也吃不到了

　　what food is no longer consumed?

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　　BLT[培根生菜番茄三明治]吗

　　其中B代表海狸

　　Uh... a BLT where the "B" stands for beaver?

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　　我也说不准

　　I don't know.

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　　莱纳德

　　认真点

　　Leonard, be serious.

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　　我们在玩游戏呢

　　We're playing a game here.

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　　我能答出来的

　　让我想想

　　I can figure this out. Let's see.

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　　海狸以树皮喂食

　　Um, well, beavers eat tree bark.

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　　我唯一了解的人类用得着树皮的食物是肉桂

　　The only tree bark I know that humans consume is cinnamon.

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　　所以我说是肉桂

　　So, I'll say cinnamon.

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　　错误

　　Incorrect.

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　　答案很明显是芝士丹麦酥

　　Obviously, the answer is cheese Danish.

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　　你说啥

　　What?

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　　在一个被巨形海狸统治的世界中

　　In a world ruled by a giant beaver,

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　　人类为取悦海狸的统治会修建许多水坝

　　mankind builds many dams to please the beaver overlord.

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　　哥本哈根因地势低洼会遭遇洪灾

　　The low-lying city of Copenhagen is flooded.

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　　数万人会死去

　　Thousands die.

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　　更毁灭的是

　　丹麦人却从未以自己的名字给糕点命名

　　Devastated, the Danes never invent their namesake pastry.

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　　怎么会有人连这个都想不到呢

　　How does one miss that?

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　　这太荒谬了

　　This is ridiculous.

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　　你们这是在捏造答案

　　You're just making stuff up.

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　　他输的时候总这样吗

　　Is he always like this when he loses?

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　　那当然了

　　Oh, yes.

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　　你要是能目睹08年讨论巨形野牛时的景象就好了

　　You should've been here for the great giant tantrum of 2008.

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　　你掀的桌子

　　自己清楚

　　You bumped the table and you know it.

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　　或许我们应该玩个更适合他能力的游戏

　　Perhaps it would be kinder to play a game more suited to his abilities.

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　　等会儿你躲猫猫的时候

　　我们会闭眼数到10

　　We'll close our eyes and count to ten while you hide.

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　　我回屋了

　　I'm going to my room.

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　　很好

　　莱纳德

　　Very good, Leonard.

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　　但下次你藏哪里无需提前告诉我们

　　But next time, don't tell us where you're hiding.

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　　你们看到《美国物理学报》关于超固体的论文了吗

　　Did you guys see the paper in The American Physics Journal on supersolids?

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　　挺有趣的

　　It's pretty interesting.

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　　这个人从假说...

　　This guy's working from a hypothesis where...

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　　剧透警报

　　剧透警报

　　Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert.

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　　-咋了

　　-别提前爆料

　　- What?

　　- Don't ruin it for me, man.

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　　我为了边蹲便壶边看把PDF文件都打出来了

　　I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.

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　　便壶

　　你多大了

　　五岁吗

　　On the potty? What are you, five?

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　　就是便便的地方嘛

　　不然你说该叫什么

　　It's a potty. What do you call it?

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　　厕所

　　Toilet.

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　　晚饭桌上这么叫不觉得有点粗俗了吗

　　That's a little vulgar for the dinner table, don't you think?

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　　那"便壶"就不俗了吗

　　Oh, and "potty" is okay?

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　　"便壶"多纯真

　　多可爱啊

　　"Potty" is innocent. "Potty" is adorable.

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　　那你去便便的地方干啥

　　嘘嘘吗

　　What do you do in the potty, wee-wee?

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　　如果我不必"嘣嘣"[大便]的话

　　If I don't have to boom-boom.

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　　各位好

　　Greetings.

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　　你们都记得艾米·菲拉·福勒吧

　　You all remember Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　-见到你很高兴

　　-你好

　　- Nice to see you.

　　- Hello.

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　　抱歉我们迟到了

　　Sorry we're late.

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　　对此我必须得承担责任

　　I must take responsibility.

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　　我不得不半路上买点女性卫生用品

　　I had to stop for feminine hygiene supplies.

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　　-这样啊

　　-了解

　　- Aha.

　　- Okay.

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　　我认为她正在经期当中

　　I believe she's experiencing her menses.

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　　实际上

　　还没到时候

　　Actually, I'm not.

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　　但为了避免意外

　　我得时刻带着卫生巾

　　In order to avoid surprises, I wear them all the time.

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　　-理解

　　-非常了解

　　- Aha.

　　- Okay.

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　　厕所现在听起来顺耳多了是吧

　　"Toilet's" sounding pretty good now, huh?

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　　瞧啊

　　这不是谢米嘛

　　Hey, look, it's Shamy.

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　　谢米

　　Shamy?

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　　一个幼稚地混合我们名字的做法而已

　　A juvenile amalgamation of our names.

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　　谢尔顿

　　艾米

　　"谢米"

　　Sheldon, Amy-- Shamy.

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　　这样啊

　　Oh.

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　　我不喜欢

　　以后别这么叫了

　　I don't like that. Don't do that.

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　　好吧

　　有什么新鲜事吗

　　All righty. What's new?

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　　我刚才得知你称呼我们为"谢米"

　　Well, just recently, I learned that you refer to us as Shamy,

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　　而我并不喜欢

　　and I don't like that.

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　　我了解了

　　但我想问的其实是你生活上的新鲜事

　　I got it. But what I was going for was, you know, how's your life?

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　　跟普通人没什么两样

　　Like everybody else's.

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　　经历着万物的成长

　　衰败和最终的死亡

　　Subject to entropy, decay and eventual death.

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　　谢谢你的问候

　　Thank you for asking.

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　　为何她还没有给我们点餐呢

　　Why is she not taking our order?

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　　我应该提前通知你的

　　I should've warned you,

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　　如果想在这里用餐前

　　必须要经历连串

　　one has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense

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　　繁杂而无用的寒暄

　　before one can be fed here.

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　　是吗

　　我以为既然起名叫芝士"工厂"

　　Really? I assumed an establishment called

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　　做事就能更有效率呢

　　the Cheesecake Factory would function more efficiently.

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　　那是它们诱骗你来的伎俩

　　It's how they lure you in.

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　　我想这应该称为"诱饵推销法"

　　I believe it's called "bait and switch."

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　　好吧

　　我还是遁走好了

　　Okay, I'm just gonna walk away,

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　　因为

　　我不想待在这了

　　'cause... I don't want to be here.

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　　这真不错啊

　　So, this is nice.

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　　我们第一次齐聚一堂来吃顿饭

　　First time we've all gotten together to eat.

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　　你说得对

　　他果然在进行无聊的饭前寒暄

　　You're right, he's a festival of humdrum chitchat.

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　　好吧

　　我没辙了

　　Okay, that's all I got.

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　　霍华德

　　你上

　　Howard, you're up.

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　　谈谈你的工作吧

　　艾米

　　Um... tell us about your work, Amy.

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　　我怀疑你听不听得懂

　　I doubt you'd understand.

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　　谢尔顿告诉我你只有个硕士学位

　　Sheldon tells me you only have a master's degree.

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　　拉杰

　　你有没有问题问艾米

　　Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?

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　　我很好奇

　　我们怎么不单独吃饭

　　I'm curious as to why we're not eating alone.

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　　他们离不开我

　　They can't function without me.

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　　我是凝聚这个小团体的粘合剂

　　I'm the social glue that holds this little group together.

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　　不用谢我

　　You're welcome.

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　　我能跟你谈谈你的女朋友吗

　　Listen, can I talk to you about your girlfriend?

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　　她不是我的女朋友

　　She's not my girlfriend.

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　　她是女生

　　也是我朋友

　　She's a girl and she's my friend,

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　　但绝对没有触摸或不洁的交换唾液

　　but there's no touching or unsanitary exchange of saliva.

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　　明白

　　Got it.

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　　不过

　　倒是有一次

　　Although, for the record, on one occasion,

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　　她舔了一下拇指

　　然后帮我抹掉

　　she licked her thumb to remove raspberry jelly

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　　嘴角上的树莓果冻

　　from the corner of my mouth.

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　　我们今天都为此后悔不已

　　It's an action we both regret to this day.

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　　明白

　　Uh-huh.

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　　不过

　　我觉得她不太适合

　　Anyway, I'm not sure she's the best fit

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　　我们这个

　　怎么说呢

　　反抗军[星球大战]

　　for our little-- how should we call it-- rebel alliance.

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　　我一直不认同反抗军

　　Oh, I never identified with the rebel alliance.

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　　尽管他们想建造死亡星球

　　Despite their tendency to build Death Stars,

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　　我一直支持银河帝国

　　I've always been more of an empire man.

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　　00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:21,500

　　那不是我想说的

　　Yeah, not my point.

　　148

　　00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,740

　　我知道你想说什么

　　I know what your point is.

　　149

　　00:06:22,740 --> 00:06:24,770

　　你们被艾米的智慧吓着了

　　You're intimidated by Amy's intellect.

　　150

　　00:06:24,770 --> 00:06:27,240

　　我只能说

　　振作点

　　To that I say, buck up.

　　151

　　00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,540

　　我直接说吧

　　Okay, let me just get right to it.

　　152

　　00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:32,880

　　艾米很爱批评人

　　假正经

　　而且

　　Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious and frankly...

　　153

　　00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:36,150

　　很讨人厌

　　just obnoxious.

　　154

　　00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,920

　　那又如何

　　So?

　　155

　　00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:40,290

　　我们已经要忍受这样一个你了

　　So we already have you for all that.

　　156

　　00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:44,890

　　你这是建议我停止和艾米交往吗

　　Are you suggesting I terminate my relationship with Amy?

　　157

　　00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:46,290

　　不

　　当然不是

　　No, no, of course not.

　　158

　　00:06:46,290 --> 00:06:49,400

　　只是去别的地方交往

　　Just have your relationship someplace else.

　　159

　　00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:53,000

　　那我可得指出

　　我忍气吞声整整八个月

　　May I point out that for eight long months,

　　160

　　00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,870

　　忍受你女朋友在咱家

　　I suffered in silence as your female companion

　　161

　　00:06:55,870 --> 00:07:00,940

　　大声唱跑调的乡村音乐

　　filled our apartment with her off-key country music caterwauling,

　　162

　　00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:04,620

　　毫不知羞地在咱客厅

　　the unappetizing spectacle of her grinding a pumice stone

　　163

　　00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,680

　　用浮石磨长满老茧的脚

　　against her calloused feet in our living room,

　　164

　　00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,660

　　一夜接一夜地看

　　and night after night of uninformative

　　165

　　00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:13,620

　　毫无内涵的电视剧《泽西海滩》

　　TV documentaries about the Jersey Shore.

　　166

　　00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,920

　　忍气吞声

　　Suffered in silence?

　　167

　　00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:19,930

　　没错

　　Yes.

　　168

　　00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,200

　　我希望你也能这么做

　　And I'd thank you to do the same.

　　169

　　00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:28,130

　　有没有搞错

　　忍气吞声

　　Reall-- Silence?!

　　170

　　00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,010

　　落基山脉清凉的泉水

　　Nothing makes beer taste better

　　171

　　00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:38,110

　　最能带出啤酒的味道

　　than cool clear Rocky Mountain spring water.

　　172

　　00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:40,810

　　话说

　　落基山脉在哪啊

　　Where are the Rocky Mountains, anyway?

　　173

　　00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,680

　　费城[实际不是]

　　Philadelphia.

　　174

　　00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:45,720

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　175

　　00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,150

　　我以为在西部呢

　　I thought they were out West someplace.

　　176

　　00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,290

　　这样想

　　拉杰

　　Think about it, Raj.

　　177

　　00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:51,660

　　电影《洛奇》的故事发生在哪里

　　Where did the movie Rocky take place?

　　178

　　00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:54,230

　　费城

　　Philadelphia.

　　179

　　00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:56,200

　　我明白了

　　Okay, now I get it.

　　180

　　00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,560

　　这就是咱的计划吗

　　So this is the plan?

　　181

　　00:07:58,570 --> 00:08:00,020

　　从今天起

　　From now on,

　　182

　　00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:02,700

　　我们就藏这里躲避谢米吗

　　we're just gonna hide out in here to avoid the Shamy?

　　183

　　00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,300

　　我觉得这里很舒服

　　I'm very comfortable here.

　　184

　　00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:08,840

　　佩妮亲爱的

　　再给我来一剂"万灵弹"吧

　　Penny, dear, why don't you shoot another silver bullet my way?

　　185

　　00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,880

　　自己拿去

　　Get one yourself.

　　186

　　00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,150

　　某人吃了泼妇药哦

　　Ooh, somebody's been taking bitchy pills.

　　187

　　00:08:14,150 --> 00:08:17,780

　　老天

　　他喝了酒真混蛋

　　God, he's an ass when he drinks.

　　188

　　00:08:17,790 --> 00:08:19,150

　　他没喝酒也混蛋

　　Oh, he's an ass when he doesn't.

　　189

　　00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,350

　　你只是没听到

　　You just don't hear it.

　　190

　　00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,290

　　我们得考虑谢米恋

　　Think we need to start entertaining the possibility

　　191

　　00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,160

　　发展数年的可能性

　　that the Shamy could go on for years.

　　192

　　00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,860

　　那样的话

　　佩妮得装卫星电视

　　Well, if that's the case, Penny will have to get satellite TV

　　193

　　00:08:28,860 --> 00:08:31,560

　　而且每周吸一吸灰尘

　　and maybe once a week run a vacuum through this place.

　　194

　　00:08:35,670 --> 00:08:37,600

　　你不是要跟谢尔顿谈吗

　　I thought you were going to talk to Sheldon.

　　195

　　00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,470

　　-谈了

　　-他怎么说

　　- I did.

　　- Well, what'd he say?

　　196

　　00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:41,610

　　他指出他过去有点必须

　　Well, he pointed out that he kinda sorta had to...

　　197

　　00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:43,080

　　忍受你

　　put up with you.

　　198

　　00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,040

　　有点必须

　　Kinda sorta had to?

　　199

　　00:08:45,050 --> 00:08:46,350

　　我没同意他的说法

　　I didn't agree with him.

　　200

　　00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:47,350

　　你帮我反驳了吧

　　Well, you defended me, right?

　　201

　　00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:50,180

　　我试了

　　不过

　　I tried, but...

　　202

　　00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:56,490

　　他说的理由太充分了

　　...he made a fairly well-reasoned argument.

　　203

　　00:08:56,490 --> 00:08:59,760

　　你磨得不对

　　You're not doing that right.

　　204

　　00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:00,760

　　什么

　　What?

　　205

　　00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,990

　　给我

　　Gimme.

　　206

　　00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,230

　　-不要

　　-相信我

　　- No.

　　- Trust me.

　　207

　　00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:05,930

　　-不要

　　-我一直帮我妈磨脚

　　- No!

　　- I do this for my mom all the time.

　　208

　　00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,100

　　看到没

　　See?

　　209

　　00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,240

　　要顺着纹路摩

　　With the grain.

　　210

　　00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,840

　　哇

　　确实好很多

　　Wow, that is better.

　　211

　　00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:16,280

　　改天

　　你要是得了静脉曲张

　　And someday, when you have varicose veins,

　　212

　　00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,180

　　我再教你怎么推拿

　　I'll show you how to massage them.

　　213

　　00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:25,120

　　天呐

　　没有下次了

　　Oh, God, never again.

　　214

　　00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:28,090

　　你的"没有下次"应该是指不再

　　I assume by "never again," you mean never again will you drink

　　215

　　00:09:28,090 --> 00:09:30,490

　　喝完佩妮的啤酒后跑去加油站

　　all of Penny's beer, then run down to the gas station

　　216

　　00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:32,690

　　买两瓶40s啤酒

　　一盒肉条

　　for a couple of 40s, a box of Slim Jims

　　217

　　00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:36,630

　　还有最新一期的《孟买美妞翘臀》吧

　　and the latest issue of Bombay Badonkadonks.

　　218

　　00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,800

　　人家想家了嘛

　　I was homesick.

　　219

　　00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,900

　　当晚最精彩的就是你展示

　　The highlight of the evening was when you showed us

　　220

　　00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:44,000

　　你的宝莱坞霹雳舞技

　　your Bollywood break dancing skills.

　　221

　　00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,750

　　你这样很没礼貌

　　That's very offensive.

　　222

　　00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,850

　　没错

　　我们当时也这么想

　　Yeah, we all thought so.

　　223

　　00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:58,150

　　晕

　　Oh, no.

　　224

　　00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,150

　　怎么了

　　What?

　　225

　　00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,520

　　约翰和洋子来了[列侬夫妇]

　　It's John and Yoko.

　　226

　　00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:04,260

　　更像洋子和洋子

　　More like Yoko and Yoko.

　　227

　　00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:05,960

　　大家好

　　Greetings. Hey.

　　228

　　00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,190

　　我带了艾米来

　　I brought Amy here

　　229

　　00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,430

　　看看我的工作

　　to show her some of the work I'm doing.

　　230

　　00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,830

　　对于理论工作来说

　　很不错了

　　It's very impressive, for theoretical work.

　　231

　　00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,970

　　我好像察觉出一点屈就的意味

　　Do I detect a hint of condescension?

　　232

　　00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:18,170

　　抱歉

　　我说得太间接了吗

　　I'm sorry, was I being too subtle?

　　233

　　00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,610

　　我是指跟神经生物学

　　I meant compared to the real-world applications

　　234

　　00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:23,640

　　在现实中的应用相比

　　理论物理就是

　　of neurobiology, theoretical physics is--

　　235

　　00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,840

　　怎么说好呢

　　小巫见大巫

　　what's the word I'm looking for?-- hmm, cute.

　　236

　　00:10:27,780 --> 00:10:31,550

　　你这是暗指神经生物学家的成就

　　Are you suggesting the work of a neurobiologist

　　237

　　00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:34,920

　　例如巴宾斯基

　　能上升到物理学家

　　like Babinski could ever rise to the significance

　　238

　　00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:34,920

　　巴宾斯基

　　法国神经学家

　　239

　　00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:38,260

　　例如克拉克·麦克斯韦或狄拉克的层面

　　of a physicist like Clark Maxwell or Dirac?

　　240

　　00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:38,260

　　克拉克·麦克斯韦：经典电动力学创始人

　　狄拉克：量子力学奠基者之一

　　241

　　00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,960

　　直截了当地说

　　I'm stating it outright.

　　242

　　00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,960

　　巴宾斯基把狄拉克当早餐

　　Babinski eats Dirac for breakfast

　　243

　　00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,860

　　再排泄出克拉克·麦克斯韦

　　and defecates Clarke-Maxwell.

　　244

　　00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,870

　　你给我收回那话

　　You take that back.

　　245

　　00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,740

　　绝不

　　Absolutely not.

　　246

　　00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,970

　　我和同事们正在绘制

　　My colleagues and I are mapping

　　247

　　00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,940

　　神经基质

　　有利于

　　the neurological substrates that subserve

　　248

　　00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,110

　　促进全球信息处理

　　global information processing,

　　249

　　00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:58,210

　　这种研究既要求认知推理

　　which is required for all cognitive reasoning,

　　250

　　00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:01,910

　　也包括科学探索

　　由此事实可见

　　including scientific inquiry, making my research ipso facto

　　251

　　00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:03,250

　　我的研究在认知序列上更高一层

　　prior in the ordo cognoscendi.

　　252

　　00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,950

　　这就说明比他的研究更高级

　　That means it's better than his research,

　　253

　　00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,950

　　由此可推

　　当然也胜过你们

　　and by extension, of course, yours.

　　254

　　00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,760

　　不好意思

　　我的大脑

　　I'm sorry, I'm-I'm still trying

　　255

　　00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:17,060

　　还停留在理解排泄克拉克·麦克斯韦上

　　to work on the defecating Clark Maxwell, so...

　　256

　　00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:21,600

　　不好意思

　　但是统一场理论

　　Excuse me, but a grand unified theory,

　　257

　　00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,170

　　在一定程度上解释了万物

　　insofar as it explains everything,

　　258

　　00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:27,240

　　由此事实可见

　　也能解释神经生物学

　　will ipso facto explain neurobiology.

　　259

　　00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,840

　　是没错

　　但要是我成功了

　　Yes, but if I'm successful,

　　260

　　00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,340

　　我就能绘制和再现你演算出

　　I will be able to map and reproduce your thought processes

　　261

　　00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:33,250

　　统一场理论的思维加工过程

　　in deriving a grand unified theory,

　　262

　　00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:36,110

　　因此

　　你的结论也得纳入我的范式

　　and therefore, subsume your conclusions under my paradigm.

　　263

　　00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,650

　　那是卑劣的心理主义

　　That's the rankest psychologism,

　　264

　　00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,050

　　早在19世纪90年代就被费雷格

　　and was conclusively revealed as hogwash

　　265

　　00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:44,190

　　板上钉钉为是胡言乱语

　　by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s!

　　266

　　00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:47,290

　　看来我们陷入了僵局

　　We appear to have reached an impasse.

　　267

　　00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,960

　　同意

　　I agree.

　　268

　　00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,600

　　我决定立即终止我俩的关系

　　I move our relationship terminate immediately.

　　269

　　00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,600

　　赞同

　　Seconded.

　　270

　　00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,700

　　还有异议吗

　　There being no objections...

　　271

　　00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,140

　　那么立即执行

　　...the motion carries.

　　272

　　00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,110

　　日安

　　艾米·菲拉·福勒

　　Good day, Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　273

　　00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:04,110

　　日安

　　谢尔顿·库珀

　　Good day, Sheldon Cooper.

　　274

　　00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,120

　　女人哈

　　Women, huh?

　　275

　　00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,650

　　没法和她们过日子

　　Can't live with them,

　　276

　　00:12:11,650 --> 00:12:15,050

　　也没法反驳她们的各种假设

　　can't successfully refute their hypotheses.

　　277

　　00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,220

　　上帝保佑

　　Amen to that.

　　278

　　00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,440

　　好呀

　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon.

　　279

　　00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,080

　　你好

　　Hello.

　　280

　　00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:29,010

　　听说你和艾米分手了

　　I hear you broke up with Amy.

　　281

　　00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:33,450

　　说"分手"的话就说明她是我女朋友

　　A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend.

　　282

　　00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,050

　　她是个女孩

　　曾经是我朋友

　　She was a girl who was my friend

　　283

　　00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:38,490

　　现在她还是个女孩

　　但不是我朋友了

　　who is now a girl who is not my friend.

　　284

　　00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:42,090

　　听着像史上最烂乡村民谣

　　Wow. That's like the worst country song ever.

　　285

　　00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,360

　　你感觉如何

　　So, how are you doing?

　　286

　　00:12:46,370 --> 00:12:47,630

　　什么感觉

　　Regarding what?

　　287

　　00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:48,770

　　和艾米分手

　　Amy.

　　288

　　00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,870

　　我不懂

　　I don't follow.

　　289

　　00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:56,110

　　分手...不管你怎么叫

　　总是很难受的

　　Well, breakups-- or whatever the hell this is-- can be tough.

　　290

　　00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,110

　　佩妮

　　放心

　　我没事

　　Penny, I assure you, I'm fine.

　　291

　　00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:01,280

　　我和艾米只是纯粹智力上的关系

　　My relationship with Amy was purely intellectual,

　　292

　　00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,720

　　没有丝毫感情色彩

　　There were no emotional bonds,

　　293

　　00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,050

　　所以我也没有任何痛苦

　　the severing of which would cause me any discomfort.

　　294

　　00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,720

　　这段关系只是失去效用罢了

　　The relationship simply outlived its utility,

　　295

　　00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,690

　　我也像从前一样继续生活

　　and I'm continuing on with my life as before.

　　296

　　00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,590

　　好吧

　　不错

　　Okay. Good.

　　297

　　00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:17,430

　　我得先走了

　　要去买一只小猫咪

　　Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy a pussycat.

　　298

　　00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,300

　　这事儿必须跟你们说一下

　　I gotta tell you guys,

　　299

　　00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,870

　　我有点担心谢尔顿

　　I'm a little worried about Sheldon.

　　300

　　00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:25,700

　　我们都有点担心谢尔顿

　　We're all a little worried about Sheldon.

　　301

　　00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:28,740

　　我是说自从谢米恋搁浅后

　　No, I mean since the Shamy hit a reef.

　　302

　　00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,010

　　我还以为你是一概而论呢

　　Oh, I thought you were just making a generalization:

　　303

　　00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,440

　　"我担心谢尔顿

　　可能他某天"

　　"You know, I'm worried about Sheldon

　　304

　　00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,650

　　会因为在咖啡馆吃不到酸橙果冻

　　"someday setting off a low-yield nuclear device

　　305

　　00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:37,380

　　就去引爆一个低爆炸力核装置

　　because the cafeteria ran out of lime Jell-O."

　　306

　　00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,780

　　搁浅是啥意思

　　What does "hit a reef" mean?

　　307

　　00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,320

　　一拍两散

　　Uh, went splitsville.

　　308

　　00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,320

　　啥

　　Pardon?

　　309

　　00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,890

　　就是"屎了"

　　Turned to boom-boom.

　　310

　　00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,130

　　我觉得谢尔顿真的很想念艾米

　　I think Sheldon really misses Amy.

　　311

　　00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:53,400

　　你该把你的那本《孟买美妞翘臀》借给他

　　You should lend him your copy of Bombay Badonkadonks.

　　312

　　00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,570

　　他找了只猫作伴

　　He got a cat to keep him company.

　　313

　　00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,570

　　不是吧

　　You're kidding.

　　314

　　00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:57,840

　　他上哪儿都带着

　　He takes it everywhere:

　　315

　　00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,670

　　不管是卧室还是洗手间

　　to bed, to the bathroom.

　　316

　　00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,640

　　他带猫咪用便壶吗

　　He takes the kitty to the potty?

　　317

　　00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,240

　　我们不是说好不用这词儿了么

　　I thought we discussed the P-word.

　　318

　　00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,810

　　别想着改变我

　　老兄

　　Don't try to change me, dude.

　　319

　　00:14:05, 810 --> 00:14:07,810

　　哥就是哥

　　I am what I am.

　　320

　　00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:11,120

　　先生们

　　Oh, gentlemen.

　　321

　　00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,180

　　不给我们介绍下

　　Hey. Aren't you going to introduce us

　　322

　　00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,850

　　你的小伙伴吗

　　to your little friend?

　　323

　　00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,320

　　不好意思

　　My apologies.

　　324

　　00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:21,090

　　拉杰

　　霍华德

　　这位是罗伯特·奥本海默博士

　　Raj, Howard, I'd like you to meet Dr. Robert Oppenheimer.

　　325

　　00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,360

　　你好

　　Hello. Hi.

　　326

　　00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,630

　　失陪一下

　　Now, if you'll excuse me,

　　327

　　00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:29,170

　　原子弹之父现在要来一碟牛奶

　　the father of the atomic bomb