高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译17素材

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十七集

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　　晚上好

　　路易吉披萨[意大利语]

　　Buona sera, Luigi's Pizza.

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　　晚上好[意大利语]

　　Buona sera.

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　　这是意大利语的"晚上好"

　　It means good evening in Italian.

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　　我想说

　　跟你解释这个问题

　　May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question

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　　让我对你们"餐厅"的正宗性产生了怀疑

　　the authenticity of your ristorante?

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　　我出去了

　　Okay, I'm out of here.

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　　稍等[意大利语]

　　Un momento.

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　　我的老天爷呀

　　Oh, for heaven's sake.

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　　现在你是真心在装傻了吧

　　Now you're being deliberately stupid.

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　　你去哪儿

　　Where are you going?

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　　我要去拉杰那儿跟普丽娅共进晚餐

　　I'm having dinner with Priya at Raj's.

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　　我觉得霍华德也会去

　　你也来吗

　　I think Howard's going to be there. You want to join us?

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　　可今天是星期四啊

　　But tonight's Thursday.

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　　每个星期四大家都会过来

　　On Thursdays, everybody comes over here

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　　一起吃披萨

　　and has pizza.

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　　或者是看菜单挺正宗

　　Or a reasonable facsimile

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　　说是由某位叫路易吉做的

　　prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi,

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　　可电话里的声音却听着山寨得像成龙

　　but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.

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　　咱们今晚就不能破例一次吗

　　Can't we make a one-time exception for tonight?

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　　行啊

　　We could.

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　　咱今晚也可以不用字母"M"

　　We could also stop using the letter "M,"

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　　但我觉得这主意挺"呼导"[误导]挺"奥残"[脑残]的

　　but I think that idea is isguided and oronic.

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　　跟我一起去拉杰家吧

　　Just come with me to Raj's.

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　　我不想参加派对

　　Well, I don't want to go to a party.

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　　不是派对

　　就是原来的一群

　　It's not a party. It's the same group of people

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　　在这里聚的人今天去那里聚

　　who hang out here hanging out over there.

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　　不好意思

　　但是五个人一起吃饭聊天就是派对

　　I'm sorry, but five people eating and chatting is a party.

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　　那为啥在咱们这儿不算派对

　　How come it's not a party when we do it here?

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　　因为我们从来不办派对啊

　　Because we don't throw parties.

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　　我不知道该怎么跟你说了

　　谢尔顿

　　I don't know what to tell you, Sheldon.

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　　我要去见普丽娅

　　大家都去的

　　I'm going to see Priya. Everyone's over there.

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　　你来不来

　　You coming or not?

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　　当然不去

　　知道为啥吗

　　Well, no, sir, and do you know why?

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　　一个词

　　In a word:

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　　传统

　　tradition.

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　　在过去这八年的每个周四晚上

　　Every Thursday night for the last eight years,

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　　你和我还有我们的朋友们聚在这里

　　you and I and our friends have gathered here

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　　就在这里切开覆盖着起司和酱料的面包[暗指披萨]

　　in this very spot to break bread covered with cheese and sauce,

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　　讨论当日话题

　　discuss the issues of the day,

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　　没错

　　还有分享欢乐

　　and yes, share a laugh or two.

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　　但我猜这些宝贵的回忆对你来说一文不值

　　But I guess our rich heritage means nothing to you.

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　　你说的没错

　　I guess you're right.

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　　-回见

　　-等等

　　- See you later. - Wait!

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　　莱纳德

　　等等

　　Leonard! Wait!

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　　那我晚上吃啥啊

　　What am I going to do for dinner?

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　　跟我一起去拉杰家吃饭啊

　　Come with me to Raj's and eat there.

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　　我可不干

　　I can't do that.

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　　万一他做了羊杂碎和黑香肠呢

　　What if he serves haggis and blood pudding?

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　　我对他会上这两道菜深表怀疑

　　I really doubt that's what he'll serve.

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　　万一他做了呢

　　But what if he does?

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　　我就不得不

　　I'll be obliged to dine

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　　吃包在羊肚里煮熟的肝和肺了

　　on liver and lungs stuffed in a sheep's stomach.

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　　说实在的

　　黑香肠差不多也是一样的

　　And frankly, blood pudding is essentially the same thing.

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　　我不知道他为啥整这俩菜

　　I don't know why he's serving both.

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　　你到底想干啥

　　What do you want to do?

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　　是跟我一起去还是一个人待在家里

　　You want to come with me, or do you want to sit here alone?

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　　算了

　　我还是去你的杂碎派对吧

　　No, I'll go to your haggis party.

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　　但我得跟你说

　　But I'm telling you.

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　　这太"轰狂"[疯狂]了

　　绝对是太"轰狂"[疯狂]了

　　This is adness. This is utter and complete adness.

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　　天啊

　　Oh, dear!

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　　-咋了

　　-拉杰的电视

　　- What? - Raj's television.

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　　我刚才意识到

　　I just realized

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　　我们整晚都得看着

　　we're about to spend an evening watching a plasma screen

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　　左上角还有一坨坏点的等离子电视

　　with a cluster of dead pixels in the upper left-hand corner.

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　　那就别看电视了呗

　　So don't watch TV.

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　　看书吧

　　Read a book.

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　　想显得不合群吗

　　And be a social pariah?

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　　你知道那不是哥的风格

　　Oh, you know that's not my style.

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　　你叹气是因为懊恼

　　对吧

　　The audible sigh is a show of exasperation, right?

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　　对

　　Right.

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　　是因为我还是坏点

　　Is it about me or the dead pixels?

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　　嗨

　　你俩来得正好

　　Hey, you're just in time.

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　　我们做了德墨风味的小菜

　　We made Tex-Mex.

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　　听起来不错哦

　　Oh, sounds great.

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　　印度佬做德墨菜啊

　　Oh, Indians making Tex-Mex.

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　　还不如吃中式披萨呢

　　Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.

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　　你来啦

　　Hey, you.

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　　嗨

　　Hi.

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　　对你来说肯定很有意思

　　对吧

　　That's got to be fun for you, huh?

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　　看着霍夫斯塔德在你妹妹嘴里

　　Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva

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　　吮吸唾液

　　out of your sister's mouth?

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　　不好意思

　　在今晚开始之前

　　Excuse me. Before this evening goes any further,

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　　我们得先定好谁坐在哪儿

　　we need to decide where everyone is going to sit.

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　　又没有人预定座位

　　谢尔顿

　　There is no assigned seats, Sheldon.

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　　随便找个地儿坐呗

　　别太拘束哈

　　Just sit anywhere. Make yourself comfortable.

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　　真有意思

　　Oh, what fun.

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　　我们就像是友爱集会里的嬉皮士

　　We're like hippies at a love-in.

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　　就坐这儿吧

　　Just sit here.

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　　马上

　　哥们儿

　　马上

　　Right on, man. Right on.

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　　看呐

　　Oh, look.

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　　这不是哈利波特和百分之九十八的魔法石吗

　　it's Harry Potter and 98% of The Sorcerer's Stone.

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　　好咯

　　这里有玉米卷饼

　　Okay, we've got fajitas

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　　和各种配菜

　　你们自便吧

　　with all the fixins, so you make your own.

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　　好极了

　　Wonderful.

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　　晚饭

　　还得要自己动手的

　　Dinner, some assembly required.

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　　想来一杯玛格丽特吗

　　谢尔顿

　　Do you want a margarita, Sheldon?

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　　玛格丽特

　　A margarita?!

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　　我们这是在哪儿啊

　　出什么事儿了

　　Where are we?! What is happening?!

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　　嗨

　　谢尔顿

　　Oh. Hey, Sheldon.

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　　想来点儿啥

　　What can I get you?

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　　水

　　纯水

　　Water. Neat.

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　　再放一把小伞

　　With a little umbrella.

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　　你的朋友们在哪儿呢

　　Where are all your friends?

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　　可悲啊

　　佩妮

　　今晚

　　我就是黑暗骑士[蝙蝠侠]

　　Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight,

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　　独自漫步在破旧的大街上

　　roaming these mean streets alone.

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　　一件斗篷风衣披肩

　　A windbreaker for my cape,

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　　帽檐下是冷峻的面庞

　　and a stern expression for my cowl.

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　　好吧

　　Okay.

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　　劳驾

　　Excuse me?

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　　难道现在不是应该有一位厌世的酒保

　　Isn't this the point where the world-weary barkeep

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　　心不在焉地一边擦柜台

　　absentmindedly wipes down the bar

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　　一遍抚慰客人心中的忧愁吗

　　and coaxes the woes out of the troubled patron?

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　　我只是要帮你拿那个该死的小伞

　　不过好吧

　　Well, I was getting your stupid umbrella, but all right.

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　　有什么烦心事啊

　　伙计

　　What's troubling you, buddy?

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　　我知道你是装出来的

　　不过既然你问了

　　I don't think your heart's in it, but since you asked...

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　　显然

　　因为莱纳德在和拉杰的妹妹约会

　　Apparently, because Leonard is dating Raj's sister,

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　　我们都被迫去拉杰家里聚会

　　we're all forced to hang out at his apartment.

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　　哦

　　真糟糕

　　Oh, the horror.

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　　没错

　　Indeed.

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　　而且啊

　　拉杰在放雷鬼音乐[源自牙买加]

　　Yeah, at one point, Raj put on reggae music,

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　　他妹妹还把鞋给脱了

　　and his sister took off her shoes.

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　　简直就是卡里古拉大帝的晚年时期

　　It was like the last days of Caligula.

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　　卡里古拉大帝是古罗马帝国最荒淫残暴的皇帝

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　　这个我得接

　　Oh, I have to get this.

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　　伞呢

　　Umbrella?

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　　真不知道她有啥好恼的

　　Wonder what she's exasperated about.

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　　嗨

　　Hello?

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　　谢尔顿

　　你还好吧

　　Sheldon, are you all right?

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　　我们上次通话的时候

　　你正准备

　　When last we spoke, you were going to

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　　打车离开拉杰家

　　但是根据Facebook

　　take a taxi home from Raj's, but according to Facebook,

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　　你刚才进蛋糕工厂了

　　you just checked in at the Cheesecake Factory.

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　　对

　　我之前是在打车来着

　　Yes, I was in a taxi,

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　　但是司机和他运营执照上的照片

　　but the driver didn't look at all

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　　长得一点都不像

　　like the photograph on his license,

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　　所以我就跳下车跑过来了

　　so I leapt out and ran for it.

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　　明智

　　Wise.

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　　给你

　　There you go.

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　　就像是加勒比海边的元气恢复酒一样

　　Just like recovering alcoholics drink in the Caribbean.

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　　嗨

　　闺蜜

　　Hi, bestie.

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　　哦嗨

　　艾米

　　Oh. Hi, Amy.

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　　最近还好吗

　　How you been?

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　　很好

　　Fine.

　　152

　　00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:05,650

　　从这个角度

　　我能看到你的鼻孔

　　From this angle, I can see up your nose.

　　153

　　00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,760

　　是啊

　　活在高科技时代挺好的

　　对吧

　　Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it?

　　154

　　00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,840

　　没关系

　　我的问题可以待会儿再说

　　Don't worry. My problems can wait

　　155

　　00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,170

　　你们两个女人接着八卦吧

　　while you two hens finish your clucking.

　　156

　　00:06:14,420 --> 00:06:16,260

　　听着

　　谢尔顿

　　莱纳德在和普丽娅约会

　　Look, Sheldon, Leonard is dating Priya.

　　157

　　00:06:16,260 --> 00:06:17,460

　　她住在拉杰那儿

　　She is staying with Raj.

　　158

　　00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,590

　　这就意味着你们以后很可能会经常去那儿

　　That means you're all probably gonna be hanging out there more.

　　159

　　00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:23,160

　　佩妮

　　很抱歉把你也牵扯进来

　　Penny, I'm sorry you got dragged into this.

　　160

　　00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,280

　　我知道你伤心欲绝

　　I know you're devastated

　　161

　　00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,430

　　你的前男友找到了一位惊艳的新欢

　　that your ex-boyfriend has found an exciting new lover

　　162

　　00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:28,740

　　而且她的小麦色皮肤美丽无瑕

　　with flawless, caramel-colored skin.

　　163

　　00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,450

　　我对莱纳德和普丽娅的事儿没啥郁闷的

　　Okay, I'm not upset about Leonard and Priya.

　　164

　　00:06:32,450 --> 00:06:35,120

　　但你扇动的鼻翼可不是这个意思

　　Your flaring nostrils indicate otherwise.

　　165

　　00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,630

　　继续八吧八吧

　　Cluck-cluck-cluck.

　　166

　　00:06:39,070 --> 00:06:40,550

　　谢尔顿

　　看着我

　　Sheldon, look at me.

　　167

　　00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:41,740

　　我觉得是时候

　　I think it's time

　　168

　　00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:42,600

　　面对这一现实了

　　to face the fact

　　169

　　00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,860

　　莱纳德就是你们这个小团体的中心

　　that Leonard is the nucleus of your social group.

　　170

　　00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,860

　　他去哪儿

　　你们就去哪儿

　　Where he goes, the group goes.

　　171

　　00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,170

　　莱纳德是中心

　　Leonard the nucleus?

　　172

　　00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:49,730

　　这没道理啊

　　That makes no sense.

　　173

　　00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:51,180

　　我才是异想天开的精灵

　　I'm the whimsical elf

　　174

　　00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:53,280

　　让大家欢乐相聚

　　that everyone looks to for a good time.

　　175

　　00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:56,620

　　我不是说你很无聊

　　I'm not saying that you're not fun.

　　176

　　00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:59,080

　　你是我认识的最有趣的人

　　You're the most fun person I know.

　　177

　　00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:03,290

　　很多人觉得跟我一起很有趣

　　A lot of people think I'm fun to be around.

　　178

　　00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,420

　　别耍宝了

　　闺蜜

　　Don't be needy, bestie.

　　179

　　00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:08,190

　　也许正是因此莱纳德离开了你

　　That's probably part of what chased Leonard away.

　　180

　　00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:11,530

　　我的意思是

　　谢尔顿

　　What I am saying, Sheldon,

　　181

　　00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,780

　　你们那群人是以莱纳德为中心的

　　is that your group is Leonard-centric.

　　182

　　00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,310

　　要是个小镇

　　就会是莱纳德镇

　　If it were a town, it would be Leonardville.

　　183

　　00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:19,140

　　要是个伊斯兰国家

　　莱纳德斯坦

　　If it were an Islamic nation, Leonardstan.

　　184

　　00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,200

　　要是电影的诞生地

　　If it were the birthplace of motion pictures,

　　185

　　00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,790

　　大家都会唱着"莱纳坞精神万岁"

　　we'd all be singing "Hooray for Leonardwood."

　　186

　　00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,240

　　我想到一个

　　Ooh, I got one.

　　187

　　00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,380

　　如果你们是支乐队

　　If you guys were a band,

　　188

　　00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,940

　　就会是莱纳德和他朋友们

　　you'd be called Leonard and the Leonards.

　　189

　　00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:32,830

　　太耍宝了

　　So needy.

　　190

　　00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:38,080

　　你在做什么

　　What you doing?

　　191

　　00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,210

　　拿点小吃出来

　　I'm setting out snacks.

　　192

　　00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,960

　　今晚我们都要去拉杰家你知道的吧

　　You do realize everyone's eating at Raj's again tonight.

　　193

　　00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:46,850

　　《诺丝·罗茜》是一本少儿读物

　　194

　　00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:46,850

　　这小吃又不是给你的

　　诺丝·罗茜

　　I didn't say the snacks were for you now, did I, Nosy Rosie?

　　195

　　00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,110

　　有人要来吗

　　You're having people over?

　　196

　　00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:56,020

　　对

　　你一定好奇死了谁会来

　　Yes. Must be killing you wondering who.

　　197

　　00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,500

　　好吧

　　我告诉你

　　Fine, I'll tell you.

　　198

　　00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,770

　　是漫画书店的斯图尔特

　　Stuart from the comic bookstore,

　　199

　　00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,540

　　同事巴里·克瑞普克

　　Barry Kripke from the university,

　　200

　　00:08:01,540 --> 00:08:03,300

　　佩妮的前男友扎克

　　Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack

　　201

　　00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,090

　　演员勒瓦尔·布尔顿

　　and TV's LeVar Burton.

　　202

　　00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:08,960

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　203

　　00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,630

　　勒瓦尔·布尔顿也要来吗

　　LeVar Burton's coming here?

　　204

　　00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:12,640

　　可能

　　我在推特上联系他了

　　Possibly. I Tweeted him.

　　205

　　00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,760

　　好吧

　　告诉他我喜欢他在《星际迷航》的表演

　　Okay, well, tell him I loved him on Star Trek.

　　206

　　00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,200

　　拜托

　　莱纳德

　　别想打扰我新朋友

　　Please, Leonard, stop trying to horn in on my new friends.

　　207

　　00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,930

　　当然

　　晚安

　　Of course. Good night.

　　208

　　00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,640

　　-莱纳德

　　-什么

　　- Leonard. - Yeah?

　　209

　　00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,190

　　之前你我共度了许多美好时光

　　We had a good run, you and I.

　　210

　　00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:32,970

　　好--吧

　　Okay.

　　211

　　00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,960

　　但变化本就是人生的一部分

　　But change is a part of life.

　　212

　　00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:37,930

　　当然是

　　It certainly is.

　　213

　　00:08:37,930 --> 00:08:39,410

　　好了

　　Okay.

　　214

　　00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,710

　　我有客人要来

　　I have guests coming.

　　215

　　00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:44,210

　　恐怕得请你赶紧走了

　　I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.

　　216

　　00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:48,070

　　我正要走了

　　I am leaving.

　　217

　　00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,200

　　别让离别变得更加不舍

　　莱纳德

　　Don't make this harder than it is, Leonard.

　　218

　　00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:52,380

　　再见

　　谢尔顿

　　Good-bye, Sheldon.

　　219

　　00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:54,320

　　你也再见

　　先生

　　And good-bye to you, sir.

　　220

　　00:09:01,690 --> 00:09:02,870

　　他会回来的

　　He'll be back.

　　221

　　00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,980

　　我当然会回来

　　我住这儿

　　Of course I'll be back. I live here!

　　222

　　00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:22,450

　　好吧

　　看来

　　Well, it would appear

　　223

　　00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:24,970

　　勒瓦尔·布尔顿是不会来了

　　LeVar Burton won't be joining us.

　　224

　　00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:26,820

　　我们开始吧

　　Let's get started.

　　225

　　00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:29,330

　　开始先在屋里四处走走

　　I thought we'd begin by going around the room,

　　226

　　00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:30,630

　　介绍下自己

　　introducing ourselves

　　227

　　00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:33,040

　　稍微说下自己为何来这

　　and saying a little bit about why we're here.

　　228

　　00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,350

　　好了

　　我是谢尔顿

　　Okay. I'm Sheldon.

　　229

　　00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,640

　　对于经常阅读

　　Uh, for regular readers

　　230

　　00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,750

　　《新英格兰高能物理学》杂志的人来说

　　of The New England Journal of High Energy Physics,

　　231

　　00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,480

　　我不需要介绍自己了

　　I need no introduction.

　　232

　　00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,630

　　如果你不熟悉那本刊物

　　If you're not familiar with that publication,

　　233

　　00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,930

　　礼品袋里有免费样书赠送

　　there's a free copy in your goody bag.

　　234

　　00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,140

　　斯图尔特

　　Stuart?

　　235

　　00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:53,680

　　大家好

　　我是斯图尔特

　　Um... Hi. I'm Stuart.

　　236

　　00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,560

　　我开了家漫画书店

　　I run a comic bookstore,

　　237

　　00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,760

　　因经济原因

　　我最近还住在店里

　　which for financial reasons, I'm currently living in.

　　238

　　00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:04,680

　　我今晚到这最希望的是能洗个热水澡

　　I guess what I'm hoping for most out of tonight is a hot shower.

　　239

　　00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,730

　　很好

　　斯图尔特

　　It's very nice, Stuart.

　　240

　　00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,750

　　扎克

　　Zack?

　　241

　　00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,930

　　我是扎克

　　我呃...

　　I'm Zack, and I'm, uh...

　　242

　　00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,500

　　这...

　　uh...

　　243

　　00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,890

　　我等下再说行吗

　　Could you come back to me?

　　244

　　00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,840

　　当然

　　Of course.

　　245

　　00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:20,740

　　巴里

　　Barry?

　　246

　　00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:21,840

　　我是巴里·克瑞普克

　　我来这里

　　I'm Barry Kwipke, and I'm here

　　247

　　00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,180

　　是因为你说今晚会有"凑奖"

　　because you told me there was going to be a whaffle.

　　248

　　00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:28,040

　　凑奖什么时候开始

　　When is the whaffle?

　　249

　　00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,620

　　淡定

　　淡定

　　巴里

　　Patience, patience, Barry.

　　250

　　00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,520

　　凑奖...

　　The whaffle...

　　251

　　00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:34,070

　　抽奖是持续整晚

　　The raffle is the grand finale

　　252

　　00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:37,780

　　玩乐放荡的压轴大戏

　　to an evening-long festival of fun and folly.

　　253

　　00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:40,350

　　-还有个问题

　　-对

　　你一定会抽得到

　　- One more question... - Yes, you must be present to win.

　　254

　　00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:42,990

　　好了

　　我准备好了

　　Okay, I'm ready.

　　255

　　00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,850

　　我是扎克

　　我呃...

　　I'm Zach, and I'm, uh...

　　256

　　00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,860

　　讨厌

　　为什么这么难

　　Oh, crap, why is this so hard?

　　257

　　00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:53,500

　　嗨

　　Oh, hey.

　　258

　　00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,270

　　-嗨

　　-好啊

　　宅女

　　- Hi. - Yo, P-dog.

　　259

　　00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,250

　　有事吗

　　What's up?

　　260

　　00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,800

　　我们来绑架你出去过女生之夜

　　We're here to kidnap you for a girls' night out.

　　261

　　00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:03,560

　　说明一下

　　所谓"绑架"是开玩笑的

　　Parenthetical: the term "Kidnap" is being used playfully.

　　262

　　00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:05,540

　　我知道的

　　I kind of figured that.

　　263

　　00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,190

　　很好

　　那就把这枕头套套上去

　　Good. Now put this pillowcase over your head.

　　264

　　00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,320

　　不要

　　No.

　　265

　　00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,340

　　她以前比这有趣多了

　　She used to be much more fun,

　　266

　　00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,290

　　直到莱纳德狠狠伤了她的心

　　until Leonard punched her in the heart.

　　267

　　00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,210

　　我们认为你应该想出去

　　We just thought you might want to go out

　　268

　　00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,620

　　好好玩一下

　　或者去跳跳舞

　　and have a good time, maybe go dancing.

　　269

　　00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:23,260

　　天

　　谢谢

　　可我现在没心情

　　Oh. Gee, thanks, but I'm not really in the mood.

　　270

　　00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,040

　　你要知道

　　沉醉到其他各种

　　You do understand that it will distract you

　　271

　　00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,300

　　甜蜜可爱事情上

　　能让你不去注意

　　from obsessing over the rich variety of sweet loving

　　272

　　00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:28,120

　　你的前男友

　　that your ex-boyfriend

　　273

　　00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,160

　　正得到孟买火热宝贝的青睐

　　is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.

　　274

　　00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,790

　　好吧

　　Okay, look,

　　275

　　00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,120

　　我要是同意跟你们出去玩

　　if I agree to go out with you guys,

　　276

　　00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,630

　　你们要保证不拿莱纳德和普丽娅的事烦我

　　will you promise to stop pestering me about Leonard and Priya?

　　277

　　00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:39,940

　　-好的

　　-当然

　　- Yes. - Sure.

　　278

　　00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:41,780

　　好吧

　　我去换衣服

　　进来吧

　　All right. I'll go change. Come on in.

　　279

　　00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,850

　　你要是让我带了哥罗芳[迷药]

　　If you'd have let me bring the chloroform,

　　280

　　00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:46,120

　　我们就不必说刚才那么多废话了

　　we wouldn't have had to put up with all this jibber-jabber.

　　281

　　00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,440

　　总之

　　我们滑雪滑累了之后

　　Anyway, after we get done snowboarding,

　　282

　　00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,660

　　我就回旅馆

　　泡极可意按摩浴缸了

　　I go back to the lodge and get in the Jacuzzi.

　　283

　　00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,970

　　周围没有人

　　所以我自然就让蛋蛋出来呼吸了

　　There's no one around, so naturally, I'm free-balling it.

　　284

　　00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,400

　　然后

　　Next thing I know,

　　285

　　00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,810

　　有位美女突然出现

　　this beautiful chick shows up,

　　286

　　00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:03,140

　　喝得醉醺醺地

　　想跟我共浴

　　drunk out of her skull, wants to get in with me.

　　287

　　00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,160

　　提问

　　Question.

　　288

　　00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,250

　　那是极可意浴缸还是热水浴缸

　　Was it a Jacuzzi or a hot tub?

　　289

　　00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,150

　　你坑爹呢?

　　就想问这个?!

　　Really? That's your question?

　　290

　　00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,160

　　有什么区别

　　What's the difference?

　　291

　　00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,070

　　极可意浴缸是种商业品牌

　　"Jacuzzi" is a commercial brand.

　　292

　　00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:16,030

　　热水浴缸是通用术语

　　"Hot tub" is the generic term.

　　293

　　00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:18,100

　　就是说

　　所有极可意都是热水浴缸

　　I.E., all Jacuzzis are hot tubs,

　　294

　　00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,970

　　但并非所有热水浴缸都是极可意

　　but not all hot tubs are Jacuzzis.

　　295

　　00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,550

　　是不是就像所有拇指都是手指

　　Is that like all thumbs are fingers,

　　296

　　00:12:23,550 --> 00:12:26,000

　　但并非所有手指都是拇指

　　but not all fingers are thumbs?

　　297

　　00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,700

　　没想到啊

　　是的

　　Surprisingly, yes.

　　298

　　00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,780

　　很好

　　Nice.

　　299

　　00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:34,670

　　那脚趾到底是什么

　　Now, what exactly are toes?

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　　能否跳回去继续说那醉妞

　　Can you please get back to the drunk girl?

　　301

　　00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,530

　　我洗澡的时候需要点想象的灵感啊

　　I'd like something to think about in the shower.

　　302

　　00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,120

　　对了

　　Oh, yeah.

　　303

　　00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,220

　　总之

　　她也脱光光了

　　Right. Anyway, she takes off all of her clothes,

　　304

　　00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,640

　　爬进了热水浴缸

　　我首先注意到的是...

　　climbs into the hot tub, and the first thing I notice...

　　305

　　00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,660

　　水面上升了

　　The water level rose.

　　306

　　00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:51,290

　　不是

　　No.

　　307

　　00:12:51,290 --> 00:12:52,220

　　水位当然要上升

　　Of course it did.

　　308

　　00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,950

　　据说阿基米德

　　It's said that Archimedes,

　　309

　　00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:55, 530

　　古希腊数学家

　　the ancient Greek mathematician,

　　310

　　00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:59,540

　　就是泡澡时发现了浮力定律

　　discovered the principle of displacement while taking a bath.

　　311

　　00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,580

　　太棒了

　　继续说

　　扎克

　　Terrific. Go ahead, Zack.

　　312

　　00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,950

　　光光的醉妞

　　光光的蛋蛋

　　继续

　　Naked drunk girl, free-balling, continue.

　　313

　　00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,090

　　抱歉

　　但我觉得你们会发现

　　Forgive me, but I think you'll find

　　314

　　00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:08,000

　　我的故事更有趣

　　my story is more interesting.

　　315

　　00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,450

　　你的故事里也有沾露娇乳吗

　　Does yours have wet breasts in it?

　　316

　　00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,570

　　比这更好

　　Better.

　　317

　　00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,140

　　里面有个金冠

　　It has a gold crown.

　　318

　　00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,960

　　国王想知道金冠中有多少黄金

　　You see, the king wondered how much gold was in it

　　319

　　00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,520

　　让阿基米德想个办法测出来

　　and charged Archimedes with coming up with the solution.

　　320

　　00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,690

　　因为金冠形状不规则

　　Because the crown was irregularly shaped,

　　321

　　00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,960

　　无法用数学计算出体积

　　there was no way to mathematically determine its volume.

　　322

　　00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,860

　　但在泡澡时

　　阿基米德突然想到

　　But, while bathing, Archimedes realized

　　323

　　00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,530

　　可以把金冠浸入水中

　　he could immerse the crown

　　324

　　00:13:28,530 --> 00:13:31,590

　　量出水面上升的数值以计算体积

　　and measure the amount the water rose.

　　325

　　00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,440

　　长话短说

　　我上了她

　　So, long story short, I nailed her.

　　326

　　00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,340

　　想出来后

　　他高叫着"我找到了"[希腊语]

　　When he finished, he shouted "Eureka!"

　　327

　　00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:46,540

　　不

　　我总是叫"天哪"

　　No, I always shout, "Holy moly!"

　　328

　　00:13:47,810 --> 00:13:50,110

　　不知道为什么

　　反正就这么叫

　　Don't know why. Just do.

　　329

　　00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,090

　　好吧

　　All right,

　　330

　　00:13:53,090 --> 00:13:55,890

　　今晚的"让我们了解你"部分到此为止

　　that concludes the "Getting to know you" Portion of the evening.

　　331

　　00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,790

　　谁想来玩些复古游戏

　　Who's ready to play some vint