高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译16素材

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　　翻译：MADD

　　乖乖的韩小仙

　　joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

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　　校对：空虚的VV

　　总监：郁闷的YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第十六集

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　　《生活大爆炸》

　　前情提要

　　Previously on The Big Bang Theory:

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　　猜我在洛杉矶机场发现谁了

　　我的妹妹普丽娅

　　Guess who I found at LAX. My baby sister Priya.

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　　真高兴再次见到你 莱纳德

　　It's really nice to see you again, Leonard.

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　　恩

　　我也很高兴见到你

　　Yeah, it's good to see you, too.

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　　到了

　　Here you go.

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　　谢谢

　　Thanks.

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　　-你上了我妹妹

　　-对

　　- You slept with my sister?! - Yeah.

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　　这是对我信任莫大的背叛

　　This is a terrible betrayal of my trust!

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　　要是我告诉你

　　Would it help if I told you

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　　我向她献出真心

　　that I offered her my heart,

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　　却被她狠狠践踏

　　你会好受点么

　　and she kinda stomped on it?!

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　　她践踏得多狠

　　How hard did she stomp?

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　　相当狠

　　Very hard.

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　　好吧

　　好受多了

　　Okay, I'm good.

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　　什么事那么好笑

　　What's so funny?

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　　没什么

　　只是在想

　　Nothing. Just thinking

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　　人做爱时发出的声音

　　about the noises people make during sex.

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　　我有时确实有点不能自已

　　是吧

　　I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don't I?

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　　很可爱

　　It's cute.

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　　听起来像只喝醉的猴子

　　You sound a little like a drunken monkey.

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　　你懂的

　　那其实是对你的赞美

　　You know it's meant as a compliment.

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　　我也是这么理解的

　　That's how I take it.

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　　太完美了

　　This is perfect.

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　　真希望这一刻永远停留

　　I hope this moment never ends.

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　　我也是

　　Me, too.

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　　噢

　　该走了

　　Well, gotta go. Oh!

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　　这么快

　　留下来过夜吧

　　Already? Why don't you stay over?

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　　我也想

　　但是你知道

　　I'd love to, but you know

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　　我妈早上需要我

　　my mother needs me in the morning.

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　　拜托

　　我认为她能

　　Please. I think the woman can manage

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　　自己戴假发

　　to put a wig on by herself.

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　　不仅仅是假发

　　It's not just the wig.

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　　还要把她的头发盘起来

　　画眉毛

　　It's pinning her hair up, drawing on her eyebrows.

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　　是两个人才能干的活儿

　　It's a two-person job.

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　　只是

　　我们刚做完爱你就走

　　It's just, when you leave right after we make love,

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　　让我觉得自己

　　it makes me feel...

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　　很贱

　　cheap.

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　　亲爱的

　　对不起

　　Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

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　　我能做什么呢

　　What can I do?

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　　留下来

　　Stay.

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　　好吧

　　Okay.

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　　再待个五分

　　十分钟吗

　　Like, what, another five, ten minutes?

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　　回家吧

　　Go home.

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　　听你的

　　Your call.

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　　霍华德

　　Howard...

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　　你有考虑过一起住吗

　　have you ever considered us living together?

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　　天啊

　　我不知道

　　Boy, I don't know.

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　　你

　　我

　　妈住在同一屋檐下

　　You, me, Ma living under the same roof?

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　　不是

　　我是说只有你和我

　　No, I mean just you and me.

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　　你可以搬过来

　　You can move in here,

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　　或者我们另找个住处

　　or we can find a place.

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　　-我有个更好的主意 -什么

　　- I've got a better solution. - What?

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　　我妈吃那么多盐

　　心脏早晚受不了

　　We wait for my mom's heart to explode

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　　我们等她心脏崩溃

　　from all the salt she eats.

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　　把她埋进土里

　　把她的床垫翻个面儿

　　Then we just stick her in the ground, flip her mattress

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　　搬进大卧室

　　and move into the big bedroom.

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　　很好

　　Great.

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　　看看我们

　　在一起规划未来啦

　　Look at us planning a future together!

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　　是谁

　　Who's there?!

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　　是性侵者吗

　　Are you a sex criminal?!

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　　性侵者没有钥匙

　　妈

　　Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma!

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　　这么晚你到哪儿去了

　　Where were you so late?!

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　　我和伯纳黛特出去了

　　I was out with Bernadette!

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　　我知道那是什么意思

　　I know what that means!

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　　我看《菲尔博士》

　　I watch Dr. Phil!

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　　美国脱口秀节目

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　　希望上帝保佑

　　但愿你用避孕套了

　　I hope to God you used a condom!

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　　我不跟你谈这个话题

　　妈

　　I'm not having this conversation with you, Ma!

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　　上帝保佑你不会得个什么新型怪性病

　　God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!

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　　没人有病

　　Nobody has a disease!

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　　希望如此

　　I hope not!

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　　我跟你共用一个厕所呢

　　I share a toilet with you!

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　　那就是你想的吗

　　Is that what you want?!

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　　想让你妈妈得上疱疹吗

　　To give your mother herpes?!

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　　够啦

　　我受够啦

　　That's it! I don't have to take this!

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　　祝你早上画眉毛顺利

　　Good luck with your eyebrows in the morning!

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　　是谁

　　Who's there?!

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　　你是性侵者吗

　　Are you a sex criminal?!

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　　我还没走

　　I'm still leaving!

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　　我忘拿我的克敏能了

　　I just forgot my Claritin!

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　　含氯雷他定 抗过敏药物

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　　什么事

　　Hey, what's up?

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　　需要个住的地方

　　I need a place to crash.

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　　当然

　　Uh, sure.

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　　为什么

　　Why?

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　　跟我妈大吵一架

　　Big fight with my mother.

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　　还在争哪部《犯罪现场调查》最棒吗

　　Still arguing over which CSI is the best?

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　　不是

　　我们一致同意它们各有千秋

　　No, we agreed they all have their merits.

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　　是关于伯纳黛特

　　This was about Bernadette.

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　　怎么了

　　What's going on?

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　　霍华德今晚要在这睡

　　Howard's gonna sleep here tonight.

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　　他跟他妈吵架了

　　He had a fight with his mother.

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　　你给他上热饮了吗

　　Did you offer him a hot beverage?

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　　没

　　No.

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　　莱纳德

　　社交礼仪规定

　　如果朋友心情不好

　　Leonard, social protocol states when a friend is upset,

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　　你应该给他们倒杯热饮

　　比如茶

　　you offer them a hot beverage, such as tea.

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　　茶听起来是不错

　　Tea does sound nice.

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　　你听见他的话了

　　莱纳德

　　You heard the man, Leonard.

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　　与此同时

　　我也心情不好

　　And while you're at it, I'm upset

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　　因为来了一位不速之客

　　所以给我一杯可可

　　that we have an unannounced houseguest, so make me cocoa.

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　　有个问题

　　Point of inquiry,

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　　既然莱纳德是你的第二好友

　　given that Leonard is your secondary friend

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　　库萨帕里才是你的头号好友

　　and Koothrappali is your primary friend,

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　　你为什么没去他那

　　why didn't you seek refuge under his roof?

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　　没地方

　　There's no room.

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　　他妹妹住在他家

　　His sister is staying with him.

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　　等等

　　等等

　　什么

　　Wait, wait. What?

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　　可可

　　莱纳德

　　集中精力

　　Cocoa, Leonard. Focus.

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　　我现在很郁闷

　　I'm down in the dumps here.

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　　普丽娅来了吗

　　Priya's in town?

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　　对

　　为了工作的事

　　Yeah, some work thing.

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　　我妈好像觉得伯纳黛特

　　Anyway, my mother seems to think that Bernadette...

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　　等下

　　普丽娅啥时候来的

　　Hold on. When did Priya get here?

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　　不知道

　　几天前吧

　　I don't know. A couple of days ago.

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　　问题是 伯纳黛特不喜欢我每天

　　The thing is, Bernadette doesn't like that I have to take care

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　　照顾我妈

　　我妈又不信任伯纳黛特

　　of my mother, and my mother doesn't trust Bernadette...

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　　嗯

　　确实很难办

　　Yeah, that's a real pickle.

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　　拜拜

　　Bye.

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　　别担心

　　Don't worry.

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　　作为你排名第三的好朋友

　　As your tertiary friend,

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　　我愿意挺身而出安慰你

　　I am prepared to step in and comfort you.

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　　其实用不着这样

　　That's not really necessary.

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　　不行不行

　　我来把茶泡好

　　No, no. I'll finish making the tea,

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　　你继续自说自话地

　　while you narcissistically ramble on

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　　倒那什么乱七八糟的苦水吧

　　about whatever's troubling you.

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　　多谢

　　Thanks.

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　　这就是排在第三位的朋友的作用

　　That's what tertiary friends are for.

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　　谁啊

　　Who is it?

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　　莱纳德

　　It's Leonard.

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　　你不能进来

　　You can't come in.

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　　我就想和她说句话

　　I just want to talk to her.

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　　我毙之

　　I forbid it.

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　　开门吧

　　拉杰

　　Open the door, Rajesh.

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　　我说过了

　　You heard me.

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　　我毙毙之

　　I forbidded it.

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　　"毙毙之"

　　"Forbidded" it?

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　　"吡毙之"

　　"Forbaded" it?

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　　给我让开

　　Get out of the way.

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　　你来做什么

　　What are you doing here?

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　　你又是来做什么

　　What are you doing here?

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　　我在洛杉矶有点公事

　　I have business in Los Angeles.

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　　为什么不给我打电话

　　Why didn't you call?

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　　显然啊

　　她在暗示你

　　Clearly, she was sending you a message

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　　滚远点

　　迈克同学

　　to take a hike, Mike.

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　　不好意思

　　我想过给你打电话

　　I'm sorry. I thought about calling,

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　　但我不知道和你再见面到底合不合适

　　but I just wasn't sure if seeing you was such a good idea.

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　　我懂

　　上次我有些太着急了

　　I know. Last time I came on too strong.

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　　咱俩能单独聊聊吗

　　Can we talk in private?

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　　-不行

　　-行啊

　　- No! - Sure.

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　　一个单身女人私下招待男性

　　It's completely inappropriate for a single woman

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　　这实在太荒唐了

　　to entertain a man in private.

　　161

　　00:07:04,530 --> 00:07:07,340

　　要是你俩非得聊的话

　　就在沙发上聊

　　If you insist on talking, you must do it on the couch!

　　162

　　00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:10,080

　　好吧

　　你俩可以在卧室里聊

　　All right, you may talk in the bedroom,

　　163

　　00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,150

　　但是我要求你们不许关门

　　but I want this door to remain open!

　　164

　　00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:16,200

　　好吧

　　这次让你关门

　　All right, just this once you may close the door.

　　165

　　00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,740

　　但你给我记住

　　我就在外面

　　But keep in mind I'll be right out here

　　166

　　00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,470

　　监视你俩的动向

　　monitoring the situation!

　　167

　　00:07:33,580 --> 00:07:35,010

　　该死

　　Oh, damn it.

　　168

　　00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:38,520

　　莱纳德

　　听到这条留言后请速回电

　　Leonard, when you get this message, call me.

　　169

　　00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,090

　　普丽娅

　　我是你哥

　　Priya, this is your brother.

　　170

　　00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:50,920

　　听到留言后请让莱纳德查收他的语音信箱

　　When you get this, tell Leonard to check his voicemail.

　　171

　　00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,110

　　你今晚还住我们那儿吗

　　Would you be sleeping over again this evening?

　　172

　　00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,860

　　因为我们很欢迎你

　　Because you're welcome to.

　　173

　　00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,150

　　承蒙美意

　　但是我自己有计划

　　That's very nice of you, but I made other plans.

　　174

　　00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:02,590

　　你只要记得只要你需要一位

　　Well, just keep in mind that should you ever need

　　175

　　00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:05,490

　　略显冷淡的第三好的朋友

　　a slightly apathetic tertiary friend,

　　176

　　00:08:06,310 --> 00:08:08,030

　　我时刻准备着

　　I stand at the ready.

　　177

　　00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:10,880

　　嗨

　　霍华德

　　嗨

　　谢尔顿

　　Hi, Howard. Hi, Sheldon.

　　178

　　00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,780

　　-嗨

　　-嗨

　　- Hello. - Hey.

　　179

　　00:08:11,780 --> 00:08:12,710

　　你俩为啥牵着手

　　Why are you holding hands?

　　180

　　00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:14,690

　　我禁止你俩牵手

　　I forbid you to hold hands.

　　181

　　00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:18,320

　　拉杰

　　你知道莱纳德和我一起过夜了

　　Rajesh, you know Leonard and I spent the night together.

　　182

　　00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,540

　　对

　　但是你俩只是睡觉而已

　　Yeah, but you were just sleeping,

　　183

　　00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,830

　　因为我禁子你俩做爱了

　　because I forboded you to have sex.

　　184

　　00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:25,120

　　应该是"禁止"

　　The word is "forbade""

　　185

　　00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,980

　　你确定吗

　　听起来怪怪的

　　You sure? That doesn't sound right.

　　186

　　00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,960

　　听着

　　拉杰

　　莱纳德和我已经决定

　　Listen, Rajesh, Leonard and I have decided

　　187

　　00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,400

　　重拾旧情了

　　to see each other again,

　　188

　　00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,760

　　你不可以决定

　　and you don't get to tell me

　　189

　　00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:36,330

　　我该和谁拍拖

　　who I can and can't have a relationship with.

　　190

　　00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:38,010

　　其实

　　他可以

　　Actually, he can.

　　191

　　00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:41,870

　　印度的《摩奴法典》对这类问题有明确规定

　　The Hindu Code of Manu is very clear in these matters.

　　192

　　00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,900

　　如果一个女人的父亲不在

　　If a woman's father is not around,

　　193

　　00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,620

　　那么控制她基本欲望的责任

　　the duty of controlling her base desires falls

　　194

　　00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:51,450

　　就落在了她最亲的男性亲属身上

　　也就是拉杰

　　to the closest male member of her family, in this case, Raj.

　　195

　　00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:53,510

　　法典还规定

　　The code also states

　　196

　　00:08:53,510 --> 00:08:56,240

　　如果她违背了的话

　　她下辈子将

　　that if she disobeys, she will be reborn

　　197

　　00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:00,520

　　"投胎为豺

　　疾病缠身"

　　"in the womb of a jackal and tormented by diseases."

　　198

　　00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,510

　　如果这是真的

　　If true,

　　199

　　00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,610

　　考虑到奖品只是莱纳德

　　that seems like an awfully large gamble

　　200

　　00:09:05,610 --> 00:09:08,190

　　你这个赌注貌似下得大了点

　　given that the prize is Leonard.

　　201

　　00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,620

　　就是这样

　　普丽娅

　　我们是印度人

　　There it is, Priya. We're Indian.

　　202

　　00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:15,140

　　就信这些玩意

　　We believe this stuff.

　　203

　　00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,680

　　我觉得法典上还说

　　如果你吃牛肉了

　　I think it also says that if you eat beef,

　　204

　　00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,270

　　就得和母牛一起住三个月

　　you need to live with cows for three months

　　205

　　00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,360

　　天天喝牛尿

　　and drink their urine.

　　206

　　00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,600

　　良莠参半

　　不可全信

　　Some of it makes sense, some of it's crazy.

　　207

　　00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,110

　　我是说

　　你不能和莱纳德在一起

　　My point is, you can't go out with Leonard.

　　208

　　00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,240

　　谁不能和莱纳德在一起

　　Who can't go out with Leonard?

　　209

　　00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,650

　　我妹妹

　　My sister.

　　210

　　00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:33,840

　　佩妮

　　这位是拉杰的妹妹

　　普丽娅

　　Penny, this is Raj's sister, Priya.

　　211

　　00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,130

　　很高兴见到你

　　It's very nice to meet you.

　　212

　　00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:36,750

　　哦

　　我也是

　　Oh, yeah, you, too.

　　213

　　00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,920

　　普丽娅

　　如果你觉得有些紧张或者尴尬

　　Priya, if you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness,

　　214

　　00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,950

　　很可能是因为莱纳德和佩妮以前曾经

　　it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to--

　　215

　　00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:48,010

　　用霍华德的话来说叫做"赤裸共舞"

　　if I may quote Howard-- "do the dance with no pants."

　　216

　　00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:53,670

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon!

　　217

　　00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:54,940

　　你非得这么说吗

　　Really?

　　218

　　00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,950

　　伯纳黛特

　　我能跟你说句话吗

　　Hey, Bernadette, can I talk to you for a second?

　　219

　　00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,140

　　好

　　Sure.

　　220

　　00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:02,230

　　佩妮

　　作为莱纳德曾经的恋人

　　你和他

　　Penny, you became disenchanted with Leonard

　　221

　　00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:03,090

　　分手了

　　as a lover.

　　222

　　00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:05,300

　　能不能跟我妹妹说说是为啥

　　Would you please tell my sister why?

　　223

　　00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,250

　　跟你说哈

　　我妈要去棕榈泉市

　　Listen, my mom's going to Palm Springs

　　224

　　00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,450

　　拜访她妹妹

　　to visit her sister.

　　225

　　00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,300

　　我就有整整两个晚上

　　That's two whole nights in a row I can sleep over

　　226

　　00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,730

　　能陪着你到天亮了

　　with you all the way to morning.

　　227

　　00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:14,510

　　除非沙漠的干旱气候让她鼻窦干得厉害

　　Unless the desert air dries out her sinuses,

　　228

　　00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:15,850

　　那样的话我就得扛着

　　in which case I'll have to schlep out there

　　229

　　00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,440

　　庞大的增湿器赶过去

　　with the big humidifier.

　　230

　　00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,010

　　就这样吗

　　That's it?

　　231

　　00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,230

　　这就是解决咱俩这些问题的妙招吗

　　That's your big solution to all of our problems?

　　232

　　00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:25,260

　　趁你妈不注意

　　我们才得两晌贪欢

　　If your mom's nose holds up, we get two nights together?

　　233

　　00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,640

　　这不很美妙吗

　　Isn't that great?

　　234

　　00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,820

　　不

　　并不好

　　No, it's not great.

　　235

　　00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:32,580

　　你得作出选择

　　要我还是你妈

　　You need to make a choice.Me or your mother.

　　236

　　00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,940

　　回答错误

　　Wrong answer.

　　237

　　00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:36,430

　　不

　　等等

　　No, wait.

　　238

　　00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:38,370

　　我还没说完

　　You didn't let me finish.

　　239

　　00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,010

　　我听着呢

　　I'm listening.

　　240

　　00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:51,930

　　我尽最快速度赶来了

　　I came as quickly as I could.

　　241

　　00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,810

　　好的

　　Okay.

　　242

　　00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:57,080

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　243

　　00:10:58,410 --> 00:11:00,000

　　当然是赶来安慰你

　　To comfort you, of course.

　　244

　　00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,540

　　谢尔顿说了莱纳德跟拉杰妹妹约会的事

　　Sheldon told me about Leonard dating Rajesh's sister.

　　245

　　00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,730

　　所以我赶到这里

　　So I high-tailed it over here

　　246

　　00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,030

　　来安慰你破碎的心

　　to pick up the pieces of your broken heart.

　　247

　　00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:08,880

　　艾米

　　我没事

　　Amy, I'm fine.

　　248

　　00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:11,090

　　你不用在我面前逞强的

　　You don't have to be strong for me.

　　249

　　00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:14,860

　　我们来谈谈普丽娅那偷男人的婊子

　　Now let's talk about Priya, that man-stealing bitch.

　　250

　　00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,280

　　什么

　　What?

　　251

　　00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,680

　　在这样的情况下

　　In situations like this,

　　252

　　00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,820

　　闺蜜经常都一起声讨小三的

　　best girlfriends are often catty about the other woman.

　　253

　　00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,600

　　真的

　　我对莱纳德和普丽娅的事毫不伤心

　　Really, I am not upset about Leonard and Priya.

　　254

　　00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,760

　　那你可能是并不清楚是怎么回事

　　Oh. Then perhaps you don't understand what's going on.

　　255

　　00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,700

　　你的前男友另找了

　　Your former boyfriend has replaced you

　　256

　　00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,800

　　一个看上去非常相配的女友

　　with what appears to be a very suitable mate.

　　257

　　00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,410

　　可以说比你更相配得多

　　Arguably much more suitable than you.

　　258

　　00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:42,740

　　好吧

　　那对他来说不错啊

　　Oh. Well, good for him.

　　259

　　00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,320

　　你说"更相配"是什么意思

　　Hey, what do you mean, "More suitable"?

　　260

　　00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,860

　　佩妮

　　虽然你的第二性征

　　Well, granted, Penny, your secondary sexual characteristics

　　261

　　00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,120

　　相当明显

　　are reasonably bodacious.

　　262

　　00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,440

　　但普丽娅有高学历

　　but Priya is highly educated,

　　263

　　00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,900

　　她是成熟的专业人员

　　她们的文化中

　　she's an accomplished professional,she comes from the culture

　　264

　　00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:59,200

　　甚至还有性爱宝典

　　that literally wrote the book on neat ways to have sex.

　　265

　　00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:03,100

　　而你

　　只是社区大学辍学生

　　Whereas you, on the other hand, are a community college dropout

　　266

　　00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:06,150

　　你们那的文化中

　　只有如何把牛推倒的书

　　who comes from the culture that wrote the book on tipping cows.

　　267

　　00:12:07,340 --> 00:12:09,590

　　好吧

　　我听懂了

　　Yeah. Okay, I got it. I got it.

　　268

　　00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,720

　　那些都是什么

　　So... what is all that stuff?

　　269

　　00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,240

　　这是个便携式脑电波机

　　This is a portable electroencephalogram.

　　270

　　00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,660

　　我正在做关于情绪和大脑活动的研究

　　I'm doing research on emotions and brain activity.

　　271

　　00: 12:17,660 --> 00:12:18,750

　　所以你哭的时候

　　So when you start crying,

　　272

　　00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,320

　　我能看到你大脑的哪一区域被激活

　　I can see which region of the brain is activated.

　　273

　　00:12:22,230 --> 00:12:24,030

　　然后我就刺激猕猴大脑中

　　Then I'm going to stimulate the analogous area

　　274

　　00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:26,790

　　相似区域

　　看它是否也会哭

　　in the brain of a rhesus monkey and see if he cries.

　　275

　　00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:30,110

　　很酷吧

　　Cool, huh?

　　276

　　00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:47,140

　　我选你

　　I choose you.

　　277

　　00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:48,890

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　278

　　00:12:48,890 --> 00:12:50,730

　　对

　　我搬出了我妈家

　　Yep. I moved out of my mother's house.

　　279

　　00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:53,020

　　切断了束缚

　　我是你的了

　　Cord is cut.I'm all yours.

　　280

　　00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,320

　　你告诉她时

　　她怎么说

　　What did she say when you told her?

　　281

　　00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,200

　　不知道

　　她还没回我的电邮

　　I don't know. She hasn't responded to my email yet.

　　282

　　00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:02,260

　　太好了

　　This is so great.

　　283

　　00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:03,900

　　我爱你

　　霍华德

　　I love you, Howard.

　　284

　　00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,370

　　我也爱你

　　I love you, too.

　　285

　　00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,800

　　晚饭吃什么

　　So what's for dinner?

　　286

　　00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,480

　　我家里没什么东西吃

　　Well, I don't really have much of anything in the house.

　　287

　　00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,700

　　没事

　　That's fine.

　　288

　　00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,530

　　不如先去我们的卧室做点好事

　　Why don't we go fool around in our bedroom?

　　289

　　00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,370

　　然后你可以去买东西

　　And then you can go shopping.

　　290

　　00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,850

　　我想吃完后

　　我们去看个早场电影吧

　　I thought maybe after we eat, we could see an early movie.

　　291

　　00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:25,250

　　好啊

　　I'd love that.

　　292

　　00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:28,170

　　我喜欢你说"好啊"的口音

　　I love the way you say, "I'd love that."

　　293

　　00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,400

　　哥也是这么说的

　　She says it the same way I do.

　　294

　　00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,590

　　好啊

　　"I'd love that."

　　295

　　00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:38,510

　　印度人人都这么说

　　没什么了不起的

　　Everybody in India says it that way.It's not a big deal.

　　296

　　00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:41,470

　　拉杰

　　别这么幼稚

　　Rajesh, don't be a child.

　　297

　　00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,030

　　我没在耍幼稚

　　I'm not being a child.

　　298

　　00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:43,980

　　莱纳德

　　我对天发誓

　　Leonard, I swear to God,

　　299

　　00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,000

　　你姐姐要是来这

　　if your sister ever comes to town,

　　300

　　00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,030

　　我也会好好"关照"她的

　　I shall have my way with her.

　　301

　　00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,330

　　我姐姐38岁已婚

　　My sister's 38 and married.

　　302

　　00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,600

　　模仿莎士比亚句式

　　303

　　00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,600

　　那就让霍夫斯塔德家族蒙受更多耻辱

　　All the more shame that will fall upon the house of Hofstadter.

　　304

　　00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,790

　　我好像闻到了披萨味

　　Ooh, I thought I smelled pizza.

　　305

　　00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:01,040

　　太了不起了

　　That's remarkable.

　　306

　　00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,330

　　要是意大利辣香肠是爆炸物

　　If pepperoni were an explosive substance,

　　307

　　00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:06,880

　　你就可以取代国家机场的德国牧羊犬了

　　you could replace German shepherds at our nation's airports.

　　308

　　00:14:07,820 --> 00:14:09,300

　　你好

　　你是佩妮对吧

　　Hi. Penny, right?

　　309

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　　对

　　你好

　　抱歉

　　Oh, yes. H-Hi. I'm sorry.

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　　00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,480

　　我不知道你们有客人

　　不想来打扰

　　I didn't know you had company. I don't want to impose.

　　311

　　00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,060

　　不

　　你这不是打扰

　　No, no. It's not an imposition.

　　312

　　00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:18,560

　　此时在我们的生态系统中

　　你就相当于千鸟

　　At this point, in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover,

　　313

　　00:14: 18,560 --> 00:14:21,510

　　千鸟又叫牙签鸟

　　常充当鳄鱼牙签的角色

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　　一种小型净化鸟类

　　从鳄鱼的牙缝间

　　a small scavenging bird that eats extra food

　　315

　　00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:23,960

　　吃掉多余的食物

　　from between the teeth of crocodiles.

　　316

　　00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:29,030

　　请飞到我们张开的咽喉

　　尽情享用吧

　　Please, fly into our open maw, and have at it.

　　317

　　00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,380

　　要不是我冰箱就剩一瓶小苏打

　　If I had more than a box of baking soda in my refrigerator,

　　318

　　00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,120

　　我肯定不吃这嗟来之食

　　I wouldn't have to take that.

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　　00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,050

　　嗨

　　闺蜜

　　Hi, bestie.

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　　00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:42,170

　　嗨

　　Hi.

　　321

　　00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:47,190

　　普丽娅

　　你是律师

　　对吧

　　So, um, Priya, you're a lawyer, right?

　　322

　　00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,860

　　我懂

　　很无聊是吧

　　I know. Pretty boring, huh?

　　323

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　　拜托

　　一点都不无聊

　　Oh, come on. It's not boring at all.

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　　她正在帮助建立一个二级市场

　　She's currently helping set up a secondary derivative market

　　325

　　00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,410

　　以便海外汽车公司巩固其投资

　　which would allow overseas car firms to hedge their investments

　　326

　　00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:02,490

　　以对抗电池技术的潜在进步

　　against potential advancements in battery technology.

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　　00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:04,830

　　谢谢你

　　莱纳德

　　Thank you, Leonard.

　　328

　　00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:07,490

　　让我的工作听着一点都不无聊了

　　That doesn't make it sound boring at all.

　　329

　　00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:10,450

　　抱歉...

　　I'm sorry , but...

　　330

　　00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:11,940

　　你还好吧

　　So, how you holding up?

　　331

　　00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,710

　　我没事

　　I'm fine.

　　332

　　00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,140

　　开什么玩笑

　　她那么动人

　　Oh, who are you kidding? She's breathtaking.

　　333

　　00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:21,040

　　佩妮

　　So, Penny,

　　334

　　00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,500

　　莱纳德跟我说

　　你是个演员

　　Leonard tells me you're an actress.

　　335

　　00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,410

　　这工作肯定相当令人兴奋吧

　　That must be pretty exciting.

　　336

　　00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,000

　　对

　　是挺棒的

　　Oh, yeah, yeah. It's real great.

　　337

　　00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,610

　　今天我开车去范奈司试镜

　　Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition

　　338

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　　我原以为是一个猫食的广告

　　I thought was going to be for a cat f