爆冷的三字经英文翻译版

人之初 ： At the begining of life.

性本善 ： Sex is good.

性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.

习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.

性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you..

教之道 ： The way of learning it

贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学 ： If you dont study hard,

断机杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous

有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子 ： All his five son took it

名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 ： If your children dont know how to do it,

父之过 ： It is all your fault.

教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,

师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 ： You may refuse to study this

非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake

幼不学 ： If you dont learn it in childhood,

老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 ： If you dont exercise your dick,

不成器 ： It wont become hard and strong.

人不学 ： If you dont learn sex,

不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.