英语短笑话：圣诞礼物

　　英语短笑话：圣诞礼物

　　A Christmas Gift 圣诞礼物

　　A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

　　圣诞节来了，一位先生给他太太送的圣诞礼物是一个非常漂亮的钻石戒子。

　　After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

　　他朋友听到他买这么奢侈的礼物后，说到：“她不是想要辆四驱车吗。

　　"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

　　先生答：“是啊，(可以买到假钻石)，可去哪里能买一辆假吉普车呢?