告诉你一件新鲜事

每个人生日，过生日时，要么吃蛋糕，要么买衣服，玩具。但过生日时，大人和小孩打架，也许还是头一次吧!

Everyone's birthday, birthday, or eat cake, or buy clothes, toys. But it's probably the first time adults and children fight on their birthdays!

那天早上，我家有许多人来给我过生日，他们都很高兴。可是，你们知道吗我们这群小毛孩正在商量着一个战斗计划。什么战斗计划!对呀!你想，大人们一天对我们多严格，多么凶。今天，反正是我的生日，大家聚在一起一块向他们挑战一下，看看谁最厉害。嘘~~别出声，我们准备在晚上吃完火锅以后，把豆子拿回来当武器……经过一番周密的计划和考验，我们有了4名战斗员，1名指挥，3名抢豆子的人，1名又抢又打的人。我嘛。。。当然就是又打又抢的人啦。不知是谁说漏了嘴，大人们知道后，没有一点害怕，还同意了!就这样，今晚，一场大人和小孩之间的激烈战争将拉开序幕。

That morning, many people in my family came to celebrate my birthday. They were very happy. But do you know that our group of young children are discussing a battle plan. What battle plan! Yes! You think, how strict and fierce adults are to us in a day. Today, anyway, it's my birthday. Let's get together and challenge them to see who is the best. Shh ~ ~ don't make a noise. We are going to take the beans back as weapons after eating the hot pot in the evening After careful planning and testing, we have four fighters, one commander, three people who rob beans, one who rob and beat. Me... Of course, it's the people who fight and rob. I don't know who said it. When the adults knew it, they didn't have any fear and agreed. So tonight, a fierce war between adults and children will begin.

晚上，我们各自找了一个单人沙发做”挡豆”吧!我向大家说:战斗开始!没 等我反应过来，对方的几颗豆子向我射老，我连忙一让，不好，又来了一颗，我急忙跑走，我东跑西摇，累的气喘吁吁，根本没有还击。哎哟，痛!我被几颗黄豆击中了，救生员急忙给我揉了起来，我的小脑筋转开了，我拿张报纸把头包着，豆子就打不到了，然后再还击，对!就这样!我换上新装备，打!打!打!大人们也不甘示弱，拿出秘密武器朝我方攻击，我们也胸有成竹的打呀！喊呀！大人们可能是被我们的威武吓到了，一点点的向后退，后退……最后终于举起了白旗，“我们胜利了！”我们高兴的手舞足蹈，兴高采烈。

过后，我们心里都想：战斗计划成功了，大人们再也不敢无缘无故的欺负我们了，不会再以大欺小了，呵呵，大家笑的真开心！

After that, we all thought: the battle plan was successful, and the adults would never dare to bully us for no reason, and would not bully us for any more. Ha ha, you are so happy!