蟑螂复仇记

发布时间:2020-09-21  编辑:查字典英语网小编

(一)宣誓

(1) Oath

2008年8月1日的深夜12点钟,蟑螂族的族长召集全族的蟑螂开会演讲。

At 12 o'clock on the night of August 1, 2008, the leader of the cockroach clan called the cockroaches of the whole clan to give a speech.

等全族的蟑螂都到齐了,族长清了清嗓子说道:“亲爱的族员们,现在人类想尽各种方法消灭我们。我们的同胞一个一个离我们而去,我们若不起来反抗就要被赶尽杀绝呀!”“对!对!我们应该反抗!”台下响起一片掌声。

When all the cockroaches of the whole family arrived, the head of the family cleared his throat and said, "Dear members of the family, now humans are trying to kill us in all kinds of ways. One by one, our compatriots have left us. If we don't rise up and fight, we will be wiped out! " "Yes! Yes! We should fight! " There was applause from the audience.

(二)部署计划

(2) Deployment plan

蟑螂特工小分部馆里灯火通明,蟑螂们正在紧张地商量作战计划。

The cockroach agent's small branch hall is full of lights. The cockroaches are discussing the battle plan nervously.

经过一个晚上的辛勤工作,第二天清晨特工们终于商定出一个完美的计划。计划如下:

After a hard night's work, the next morning agents finally agreed on a perfect plan. The plan is as follows:

进攻计划

Attack plan

先派出***部的全体特工出动,再、、、、、

First, send out all the agents of the Ministry of human rights, then

*****部

* * * * * Department

特工队长把计划交给族长后就解散回家休息去了。族长最终把进攻时间定为8月15月圆之夜。

The captain of the secret service gave the plan to the clan leader and then dismissed to go home for a rest. The patriarch finally set the attack time as the night of full moon on August 15.

各个部门接到消息后就开始忙碌地准备战前工作。

After receiving the news, all departments began to prepare for the pre war work.

(三)战斗

(3) Fight

8月15深夜12点,全体蟑螂特工准时出发,它们个个身怀绝技,从窗户、下水道各个通道悄无声息进入人们的房间。

At 12:00 p.m. on August 15, all the cockroach agents set out on time. Each of them had unique skills and entered people's rooms quietly from the windows and sewer channels.

它们先把蚊帐咬坏,把衣服咬破;再飞到客厅里,把电视机的电线咬断,连音响也不放过;然后飞到洗手间,用从外面搬来的石头把水龙头塞住,让水流不出来;接着飞到餐厅,把桌子、椅子的脚咬断;最后飞到厨房,把食物吃个精光,还在白糖、味精里面产卵。

They first bite the mosquito net and tear the clothes; then they fly to the living room and cut off the wires of the TV set, even the sound; then they fly to the washroom and plug the faucet with the stones from the outside so that the water can not flow out; then they fly to the dining room and break the feet of the table and chair; finally they fly to the kitchen and eat all the food and lay eggs in the sugar and monosodium glutamate.

总之,它们坏事干尽才成群结对呼啸而去。

In a word, only when they have done all the bad things can they roar away in groups.

(四)毁灭

(4) Destruction

人们的生活被蟑螂破坏得不成样子,终于忍无可忍,决定把蟑螂一扫而光!有人用杀虫剂,有人用灭虫器,还有的竟然用上了电蚊拍,电死蟑螂呢!

People's lives were destroyed by cockroaches. Finally, they couldn't bear it. They decided to wipe out the cockroaches! Some people use insecticides, some people use insect killers, others even use electric mosquito swatters to kill cockroaches!

我也积极行动起来,因为蟑螂实在太可恶了。有一次,当我打开饼干盒时,只见一只蟑螂把长长的触角伸出来,里面的饼干一片也没有了,而它还在那儿“打饱嗝”。“死蟑螂,你太大胆了,竟敢在光天化日之下偷吃饼干。”我大吼一声,愤怒地拿起菜刀狂斩一顿,直至把蟑螂斩了个稀巴烂。即使这样,我还不罢休,谁叫它偷吃了我心爱的饼干。于是我决定搞一次集体“大屠杀”。

I'm also active because cockroaches are so hateful. Once, when I opened the biscuit box, I saw a cockroach sticking out its long antennae. There was no biscuit in it, and it was still burping. "Dead cockroach, you are too bold to steal biscuits in broad daylight." I roared, angrily picked up the kitchen knife and cut it into pieces until I cut the cockroach into pieces. Even so, I still don't give up. Who told it to steal my favorite biscuit. So I decided to have a mass "massacre.".

睡觉前,我在厨房里放了四片“枪手灭蟑香”,关闭好门窗,点燃香圈,然后安心地去睡觉。第二天早上,走进厨房一看,地上铺满了“蟑螂地毯”,我仔细数了一下,竟有三十七只死蟑螂!真叫人眼花缭乱。

Before going to bed, I put four pieces of "gunman kill cockroach incense" in the kitchen, closed the doors and windows, lit the incense ring, and then went to sleep peacefully. The next morning, I went into the kitchen and saw that the ground was covered with "cockroach carpet". I counted it carefully, and there were 37 dead cockroaches! It's dazzling.

就这样,蟑螂被人们彻底消灭掉,没有一只能活着回去,它们都已经在九泉之下了……

In this way, cockroaches have been completely eliminated by people. No one can only go back alive. They are all under the nine springs

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