要是文具能听懂我说的话

要是铅笔能听懂我的话，

If a pencil can understand me,

我一定会说：

I would say:

“你要写出最好的字，

"You have to write the best words,

让老师在全班同学面前

Let the teacher in front of the class

说起我的字。”

Speak of my words. "

要是铅笔能听懂我的话，

If a pencil can understand me,

我一定会说：

I would say:

“你要打扮得最漂亮，

"You have to be the most beautiful,

让全班同学都羡慕我。”

Let the whole class envy me. "

要是铅笔刨能听懂我的话，

If the pencil sharpener can understand me,

我一定会说：

I would say:

“你要削出最好的铅笔，

"You have to sharpen the best pencil,

让全班同学都用我的铅笔刨。”

Let the whole class use my pencil sharpener. "