今天一大早,我想了个恶作剧。那就是先把家里的晚餐换成玩具晚餐,把家里的白粉挂到屋顶上,拿一根长长的棒,用毛巾把它塞住,然后把抽水马桶塞住,再在毛巾上插上一个大头针。妈妈起床了,她先把晚餐烧起来,妈妈烧了烧,怎么也烧不起来,妈妈只好去屋顶上把烟囱换掉。她碰到烟囱后,一不小心把自己的脸都弄成白色的了,妈妈气得火冒三丈。妈妈想解大便,过了一会儿,妈妈解好大便,想把大便冲掉,谁知冲了五六次还没冲掉。老妈只好去洗脸,她一不小心,把大头针从额头上划到了下巴。我的笑声给妈妈听见了,老妈狠狠的教训我,我的头都快晕了。
This morning, I thought of a prank. That is to change the dinner at home into a toy dinner, hang the white powder on the roof, take a long stick, plug it with a towel, then plug the toilet, and insert a pin on the towel. Mother got up, she first set the dinner on fire, mother set it on fire, but it couldn't be done, so she had to go to the roof to replace the chimney. When she touched the chimney, she accidentally made her face white, and her mother was furious. Mom wants to relieve the stool. After a while, mom can relieve the stool and wash it off. But she hasn't washed it off five or six times. Mom had to wash her face. She accidentally scratched the pin from her forehead to her chin. My laughter was heard by my mother. My mother taught me a lesson. My head was almost dizzy.
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