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1. Declarations of love that don’t ever need to declare: “I love my daughter sooo much.
没必要的爱的宣告:“我好爱我的女儿啊。”
Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it. Once, a friend of mine posted, “I hate my kid. Sorry to offend you, but he’s a little bastard and I’m sick of him.” Obviously it was a joke, but 141 people felt the need to tell him what a bad parent he was.
分析:这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁,他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷,你倒是告诉你爱的人啊,满世界嚷嚷算什么意思啊?有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇:“我讨厌我孩子,如果让你不爽我很抱歉,但他真的是个小混蛋,我太讨厌他了。”很明显他开个玩笑罢了,不过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲……
2. Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!”
普普通通的生活细节,非要当成里程碑一样的大事:“去吃了晚饭,还看了电影!!!”
Analysis: A very boring life.
分析:这样的日子真无聊。
3. Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today :("
发身体情况的细节,还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错:“今天感觉病怏怏的:(”
Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends.
分析:这人也被无聊逼的,和朋友玩文字游戏你都不够格,你这个蠢货。
4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that everyone knows they’ve been screwed over: “Never trust people who tell you they will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped.”
情绪激动的怒骂,看似不针对某人,其实大家都知道他俩完了:“永远别相信一个说6点钟来接你,结果让你苦等了1个小时的家伙。有些人永远没办法像成熟的人一样谈恋爱,也许他们活该被甩。”
Analysis: Well, they can’t really give the person’s name or address them directly. That would be too honest.
分析:咳,这人就是不指名道姓,也不该当着对方的面直接说。
5. Pictures of feet.
拍脚的照片
Analysis: I have no idea why people do this. It’s weird.
分析:我不知道为什么有人要这么做。太奇怪了。
6. Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.
一盘摆在面前普普通通的菜
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