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17种恶心到吐的社交网络更新（双语）[1]

发布时间：2020-05-04 编辑：查字典英语网小编

以下是17种让人恶心到吐的社交网络更新，来看看你“中枪”了吗？

1. Declarations of love that don’t ever need to declare: “I love my daughter sooo much.

没必要的爱的宣告：“我好爱我的女儿啊。”

Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the whole world should be in on it. Once, a friend of mine posted, “I hate my kid. Sorry to offend you, but he’s a little bastard and I’m sick of him.” Obviously it was a joke, but 141 people felt the need to tell him what a bad parent he was.

分析：这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁，他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷，你倒是告诉你爱的人啊，满世界嚷嚷算什么意思啊？有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇：“我讨厌我孩子，如果让你不爽我很抱歉，但他真的是个小混蛋，我太讨厌他了。”很明显他开个玩笑罢了，不过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲……

2. Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to dinner and a movie!!!”

普普通通的生活细节，非要当成里程碑一样的大事：“去吃了晚饭，还看了电影！！！”

Analysis: A very boring life.

分析：这样的日子真无聊。

3. Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about it: “Feeling sick today :("

发身体情况的细节，还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错：“今天感觉病怏怏的:(”

Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends.

分析：这人也被无聊逼的，和朋友玩文字游戏你都不够格，你这个蠢货。

4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that everyone knows they’ve been screwed over: “Never trust people who tell you they will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped.”

情绪激动的怒骂，看似不针对某人，其实大家都知道他俩完了：“永远别相信一个说6点钟来接你，结果让你苦等了1个小时的家伙。有些人永远没办法像成熟的人一样谈恋爱，也许他们活该被甩。”

Analysis: Well, they can’t really give the person’s name or address them directly. That would be too honest.

分析：咳，这人就是不指名道姓，也不该当着对方的面直接说。

5. Pictures of feet.

拍脚的照片

Analysis: I have no idea why people do this. It’s weird.

分析：我不知道为什么有人要这么做。太奇怪了。

6. Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.

一盘摆在面前普普通通的菜

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