如何让男人快乐 vs 如何让女人快乐

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

如何让男人快乐

1. Feed him 喂饱他

2. Sleep with him 和他睡

3. Leave him with peace 给他安静的空间

4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs) 别查他的手机短信

5. Don’t bother him with his movements 别打扰他的活动

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

如何让女人快乐

To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

你需要成为她的

1. a friend 朋友

2. a companion 伙伴

3. a lover 情人

4. a brother 兄弟

5. a father 父亲

6. a master 主人

7. a chef 大厨

8. an electrician 电工

9. a plumber 水管工

10. a mechanic 机械师

11. a carpenter 木匠

12. a decorator 装修工

13. a stylist 发型师

14. a sexologist 性学专家

15. a gynecologist 妇科医生

16. a psychologist 心理学家

17. a pest exterminator 害虫捕灭者

18. a psychiatrist 精神科医生

19. a healer 治疗师

20. a good listener 好听众

21. an organizer 组织者

22. a good father 好父亲

还要：

23. very clean 爱干净

24. Sympathetic 有同情心

25. Athletic 身体倍棒

26. Warm 暖心

27. Attentive 细心

28. Gallant 绅士

29. Intelligent 聪明

30. Funny 幽默

31. Creative 有创意

32. Tender 温柔

33. Strong 坚强

34. Understanding 善解人意

35. Tolerant 宽容

36. Prudent 谨慎

37. Ambitious 有抱负

38. Capable 有才干

39. Courageous 勇敢

40. Determined 有决心

41. True 忠诚

42. Dependable 可靠

43. Passionate 有激情

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

还不能忘记

44. give her compliments regularly 时常赞美她

45. Go shopping with her 陪她逛街

46. be honest 要诚实

47. be very rich 要有钱

48. not stress her out 别给她压力

49. not look at other girls 不看其他女孩

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

同时还要：

50. give her lots of attention 多关注她

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 给她时间，特别是属于她自己的时间

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 给她空间，别担心她去哪了

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

但是最重要的是

53. never forget birthdays, anniversaries, valentine, and arrangements she makes.

别忘了她的生日、纪念日、情人节和她的所有安排。