有始无终的“新年计划族”

　　新年到来的时候，大家都会总结上一年，为新一年许下美好愿望，制定宏伟计划，英语中叫做New Year’s Resolution。不过，我们也知道，计划没有变化快。做了很多新年计划，但没有实施的情况并不少见。

　　A resolutionist is a person who joins the gym in early January because of their New Year’s Resolution but doesn’t follow through with it afterwards. Resolutionists can be spotted by their pasty white skin, excessive fat, poor form, and blank look on their face as they stand next to any piece of gym equipment. Resolutionists usually migrate back to the couch any time from mid-January to early March.

　　Resolutionist指元旦过后为了执行新年计划而去健身房锻炼但后来没怎么坚持的那些人，我们称之为“新年计划族”。在健身房，新年计划族的特征很容易辨认：苍白的皮肤、赘肉、身材走样，还有站在健身器材旁时空洞的眼神。他们通常会在1月中旬或者3月初的时候就转移到自家沙发上了。