大家都希望自己的英文简历能特别一点,所以对于一些人所共知的禁忌和错误也都心中有数。低级的语法错误和打印错误固然绝不能犯,但是有时候幽默过头也是不妥当的,毕竟简历还是要直白客观,幽默细胞留着面试的时候再发挥吧。
致命的大错
"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
"Qualifications: No education or experience."
"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
"Fired because I fought for lower pay."
"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .
" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."
打字错误与语法错误
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
"I am a rabid typist."
"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."
"Accounting cleric."
"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
"Suspected to graduate early next year."
"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."
"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
不应有的幽默
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)
"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."
"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."
"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."
(HR看到这句会囧死吧……)
英语替代词的使用技巧
谈谈表示“另外的”不定代词
连接代词what的用法
(a) few 与(a) little的用法区别
英语代词用法详解·反身代词
疑问代词的语法要点
替代词ones与the ones的用法区别
英语代词用法详解·物主代词
英语代词用法详解·不定代词
英语代词的用法全归纳
反身代词用法归纳
替代词that与those的用法区别
表示“两者”的不定代词
英语代词用法详解·疑问代词
回答what, who, how many等要用什么不定代词
不定代词用法归纳
替代词it, that, (the) one(s), those的用法
定冠词的用法
零冠词的用法
another之后可以接复数名词吗
some何时用于疑问句和否定句
备考人称代词的易错点
不定冠词的用法
不定代词语境性考题一例
学习复合不定代词的8个“问题”
连接代词的用法归纳
替代词it, one, that和those用法说明
替代词one与the one的用法区别
物主代词用法归纳
英语代词用法详解·指示代词
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