假如我是孙悟空

假如我是孙悟空，我会把所有的杀人犯及小偷全都缩小，缩小的像蚂蚁一样大，让他们过蚂蚁世界的生活。小偷们睡觉的时候，我会命令蚂蚁们全体出动，把他们撕咬死，让人们过上安宁的生活。

If I were Monkey King, I would reduce all murderers and thieves to the size of ants and let them live in the ant world. When the thieves sleep, I will order all the ants to go out, tear them to death, and let people live a peaceful life.

假如我是孙悟空，我会让每个上不起学的小朋友上得起学，读得起书，让他们能住上和城市富人一样的房子，而且年年发给孩子资助金，让他们过上幸福的生活。

If I were Monkey King, I would make every child who can't afford to go to school and read books, let them live in the same house as the rich people in the city, and give subsidies to children every year, so that they can live a happy life.

假如我是孙悟空，我会为灾区人民重建家园，发给他们每人一屋猴头银元买东西会优惠99.9％。这样灾区人民就会不愁吃，不愁穿了，我还把这里变成安全的地方，再也不会发生灾难了。

If I were Monkey King, I would rebuild the homes for the people in the disaster area, and give them a room of silver monkey head to buy things at a discount of 99.9%. In this way, the people in the disaster area will not worry about food and clothing. I will also make this place a safe place, and there will be no more disasters.

假如我是孙悟空，我会把经常下雨的地方的雨云一半，拉到干旱的沙漠里，这样一来，经常降雨的地方不会发生洪涝，沙漠也能变成绿洲了。

If I were Monkey King, I would pull half of the rain clouds in the rainy places into the dry desert, so that there would be no floods in the rainy places, and the desert would become an oasis.

假如我是孙悟空，我会把汽车变成只耗二氧化碳，排出来的是空气，这样既能节省能源，又能防止污染环境。

If I were Monkey King, I would turn the car into a carbon dioxide only car, and the air would be discharged, which would not only save energy, but also prevent environmental pollution.

假如我是孙悟空……

If I were Monkey King