高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译14素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕14

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　　你发什么疯呢

　　Whatcha doing?

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　　我在尝试以瞬时环形影像来审视我的成果

　　I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image

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　　来激活我的上丘脑

　　so as to engage the superior colliculus of my brain.

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　　真有趣

　　Interesting.

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　　我一般喝点咖啡就行了

　　I usually just have coffee.

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　　你彻夜未眠吗

　　You've been up all night?

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　　早上了吗

　　Is it morning?

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　　是的

　　Yes.

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　　那我就是彻夜未眠了

　　Then I've been up all night.

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　　你卡壳了

　　And you're stuck?

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　　要不然怎么会有人想要激活上丘脑

　　Why else would a person try to engage their superior colliculus?

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　　真抱歉

　　亲爱的

　　喝完咖啡前我可帮不了你

　　Oh, sorry, sweetie, I can't help you till I've had my coffee.

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　　佩妮

　　我早就告诉过你

　　你要不把他关到他房间里

　　Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night

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　　他会在公寓里上蹿下跳一整夜

　　he just runs around the apartment.

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　　现在又是在干嘛

　　What is he doing now?

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　　他要不是在分解公式的项

　　Hmm, he's either isolating the terms

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　　一一检验的话

　　of his formula and examining them individually,

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　　就是在...

　　or...

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　　寻找在被彼得潘削掉之后

　　looking for the alligator that swallowed his hand

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　　让短吻鳄吞噬的手

　　after Peter Pan cut it off.

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　　虎克船长的手是被鳄鱼吃掉的

　　Captain Hook's hand was eaten by a crocodile,

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　　不是短吻鳄

　　not an alligator.

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　　你要想损我

　　至少把事实给弄清楚先

　　If you're going to mock me, at least get your facts straight.

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　　遵命

　　船长

　　Aye, aye, Captain.

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　　我就不明白了

　　I can't see it!

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　　怎么就结合不起来呢

　　It just won't coalesce.

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　　也许你应该重新开始

　　Maybe you need a fresh start.

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　　有道理

　　You're right.

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　　真是个好主意

　　莱纳德

　　谢谢

　　It's a great idea, Leonard. Thank you.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十四集

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　　当电子穿越石墨烯时

　　Electrons move through graphene...

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　　所表现出的质量为零

　　act as if they have no mass...

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　　他卡壳多久了

　　How long has he been stuck?

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　　智商上有三十小时了

　　Intellectually about 30 hours.

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　　情商嘛

　　二十九年了

　　Emotionally about 29 years.

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　　单元晶格包涵了两个碳原子

　　Unit cell contains two carbon atoms...

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　　六边形的内角为120°

　　Interior angle of a hexagon is 120 degrees.

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　　你试过将他重新启动一下吗

　　Have you tried rebooting him?

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　　才不呢

　　这是固件问题

　　No, I think it's a firmware problem.

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　　哟

　　今晚是格兰黛尔的月光溜冰场的

　　Hey, it's Disco Night at the Moonlight Roller Rink

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　　迪斯科之夜

　　in Glendale tonight.

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　　谁要来一起荡一下

　　Who's up for getting down?

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　　太完美了

　　That's perfect.

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　　伯纳黛特一直怂恿我带她去溜冰呢

　　Bernadette's been hocking me to take her roller skating.

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　　我也觉得佩妮喜欢滑冰

　　I think Penny likes to skate.

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　　我们四个可以两两成对

　　The four of us could double.

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　　再好不过了

　　我们去

　　What could be better? We're in.

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　　真棒

　　仿佛不是因为我想去才提出来的

　　Great. It's not like I brought it up because I wanted to go.

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　　你也可以加入的啊

　　You can come with us.

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　　不

　　没事儿的

　　我不必去的

　　No, it's okay. I don't have to go.

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　　我很荣幸能给你和你们的女人

　　I'm happy just to guide you and your ladies

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　　提供合适的娱乐建议

　　to suitable entertainment choices.

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　　我就是个棕色人型口碑网

　　I'm a walking brown Yelp.Com.

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　　结构

　　恒定结构

　　一个原子

　　Structure, constant structure. One atom...

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　　天

　　他真的是走火入魔了

　　是吗

　　Boy, he's really gone, isn't he?

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　　嗯啊

　　他今天早上居然把黄油当成了香体剂

　　Yeah, this morning he used a stick of butter as deodorant.

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　　我就说怎么闻到了爆米花的味道呢

　　I thought I smelled popcorn.

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　　模式与费米子在轨道上的移动完全一样

　　Pattern is the same as fermions travels on the pathways...

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　　六边的

　　从来都是六边的

　　Hexagonal... It's always hexagonal...

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　　自从他尝试理清《黑客帝国》第三部之后

　　I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out

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　　我就没见过他能卡成这个样子

　　the third Matrix movie.

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　　嘿

　　这可是我的青豆啊

　　Hey, those are my lima beans!

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　　在哥手里不是青豆

　　是碳原子

　　Not lima beans, carbon atoms.

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　　但老子在吃掉青豆之前

　　But if I don't eat my lima beans,

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　　是不能吃饼干的

　　I can't have my cookie.

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　　给

　　你要豌豆吗

　　Here, you want my peas?

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　　豌豆

　　太赞了

　　The peas-- perfect.

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　　正好拿来做电子

　　They can be electrons.

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　　要我的玉米不

　　Want my corn?

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　　你脑残啊

　　Don't be ridiculous.

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　　我拿玉米能做什么

　　What would I do with corn?

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　　那个滑旱冰

　　我们去之前是不是先吃饭

　　So roller skating-- should we all grab a bite to eat first?

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　　好啊

　　华馆怎么样

　　Good. P.F. Chang's?

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　　俺娘有优惠券

　　My mom has coupons.

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　　行啊

　　Great.

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　　你娘不会来吧

　　Your mom's not coming, right?

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　　我保证这次绝对不来了

　　Not this time, I promise.

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　　我要把话说清楚了

　　滑旱冰是我的主意

　　Okay, just to be clear, roller skating was my idea,

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　　而我对你们将其变成四人约会表示高度不满

　　and I'm very unhappy that you turned it into a double date,

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　　我预祝你们都摔屁墩

　　and I hope you both fall on your asses

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　　摔断尾椎骨

　　and break your coccyxes.

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　　尾椎骨的英文复数是"coccyges"

　　The plural of coccyx is coccyges.

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　　去你丫的

　　还哥青豆

　　Screw you. Give me back my lima beans.

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　　我的天呐 你有没试过如此丢人

　　Oh, my God. Have you ever been so embarrassed?

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　　至少最近没有

　　Not recently.

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　　我都说不出他们哪个更烂了

　　I don't know which was lamer:

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　　到底是寒冰技巧还是他们的迪斯科舞姿

　　their roller-skating or their disco dancing.

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　　就我而言

　　最惨的是

　　For me, the worst part

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　　人们看到了我们和他们一起离开的

　　was when people saw us leave with them.

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　　你小子有两手啊

　　霍华德

　　You had some nice moves out there, Howard.

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　　谢谢夸奖

　　你也不错

　　Thanks. You, too.

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　　你注意到人们看我们的眼神了吗

　　Did you notice all the people looking at us?

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　　没怎么注意

　　我完全沉迷在了舞步中

　　Not really. I was in my boogie zone.

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　　当霍华德想要劈叉的时候

　　When Howard tried to do the splits...

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　　嘘

　　Shh.

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　　抱歉

　　我走得有点慢

　　Sorry. I'm moving a little slow.

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　　可能是挫伤了尾骨

　　I think I bruised my coccyx.

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　　可怜的小宝贝

　　Oh, poor baby.

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　　别告诉库萨帕里

　　Don't tell Koothrappali.

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　　你先请

　　After you.

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　　真绅士

　　Oh, what a gentleman.

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　　嗨

　　谢尔顿

　　Hey, Sheldon.

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　　天啊

　　Oh, my God!

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　　你在

　　Are you...

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　　我的神啊

　　Good Lord!

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　　你们把一切都毁了

　　You're ruining everything!

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　　该死的

　　Oh, damn.

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　　你没事吧

　　Are you okay?

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　　我看起来像没事吗

　　Do I look okay?

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　　别冲我发火啊

　　我也摔了

　　Don't bark at me. I fell, too.

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　　你都摔一晚上了

　　也该习惯了

　　Oh, you've been falling all night. You're used to it.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你到底在干嘛

　　Sheldon, what the hell are you doing?

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　　做我这三天一直在做的工作

　　The same thing I've been doing for three days.

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　　想要弄明白为什么

　　Trying to figure out why electrons

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　　电子在穿过石墨烯时

　　behave as if they have no mass

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　　会表现得像是没有质量一样

　　when traveling through a graphene sheet.

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　　用大理石来推测

　　With marbles?

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　　我总得找点比豆子大的东西

　　Well, I needed something bigger

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　　不是吗

　　than peas, now, didn't I?

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　　谢尔顿

　　你上次睡觉是什么年代

　　Sheldon, when was the last time you got any sleep?

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　　不知道

　　大概2

　　3天

　　I don't know-- two, three days.

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　　这无关紧要

　　Not important.

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　　我不需要睡眠

　　我想要答案

　　I don't need sleep. I need answers.

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　　我要找出

　　I need to determine where

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　　在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中

　　in this swamp of unbalanced formulas

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　　是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆

　　squatteth the toad of truth.

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　　真理的蛤蟆

　　Toad of truth?

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　　这是物理学上的名词吗

　　Is that a physics thing?

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　　不

　　那是疯狂的产物

　　No, that's a crazy thing.

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　　好了

　　谢尔顿

　　Okay, Sheldon.

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　　如果我们不能保证足够的快速眼动睡眠的话

　　What happens to our neuroreceptors

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　　会对神经受体造成怎样的影响呢

　　when we don't get enough REM sleep?

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　　会失去对5-羟色胺和正肾上腺素的敏感性

　　They lose their sensitivity to serotonin and norepinephrine.

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　　那就会引起

　　Which leads to...?

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　　认知功能受损

　　Impaired cognitive function.

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　　没错

　　所以进屋去

　　刷刷牙

　　上床睡觉

　　Right, so march in there, brush your teeth and go to bed.

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　　但我不想睡觉

　　But I don't want to go to bed.

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　　我数三下

　　一

　　I'm going to count to three. One...

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　　哦

　　好吧

　　Oh, all right.

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　　你的手段真是太高明了

　　That was amazing how you handled him.

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　　我知道怎么对付不听话的小孩

　　I know how to deal with stubborn children.

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　　我妈以前在我家地下室办了个非法日托班

　　My mother used to run an illegal day care center in our basement.

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　　莱纳德

　　你睡觉时在鬼笑吗

　　Leonard, you're... you're giggling in your sleep.

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　　不是我笑的

　　It's not me.

　　145

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　　是我的新手机铃声

　　It's my new ringtone.

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　　是《蝙蝠侠》里的小丑

　　The Joker from Batman.

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　　吓着我了

　　Well, it creeps me out.

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　　也吓我一跳

　　但我花了3块钱定的

　　Me, too, but I paid three bucks for it.

　　149

　　00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,590

　　接电话吧还是

　　Just answer the phone.

　　150

　　00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,660

　　你好

　　Hello.

　　151

　　00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:36,010

　　我是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

　　Yeah, I'm Leonard Hofstadter.

　　152

　　00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:39,950

　　没错

　　他是我的室友

　　Yeah, yeah, he's my roommate.

　　153

　　00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,910

　　天啊

　　他没事吧

　　Oh, God, is he okay?

　　154

　　00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:46,990

　　好的

　　我马上过去

　　Yeah, all-all right. I'll be right there.

　　155

　　00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:48,480

　　怎么了

　　What happened?

　　156

　　00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:51,440

　　谢尔顿逃走了

　　恐怖降临了村庄

　　Sheldon's escaped and is terrorizing the village.

　　157

　　00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:56,160

　　好吧

　　去吧

　　玩的开心点

　　Okay. Have fun.

　　158

　　00:07:59,190 --> 00:08:00,700

　　我是霍夫斯塔德博士

　　Hi. I'm Dr. Hofstadter.

　　159

　　00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,080

　　-他在哪儿

　　-海洋球那里

　　- Where is he? - Ball pit.

　　160

　　00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:08,360

　　真感谢你没报警

　　Thanks for not calling the cops.

　　161

　　00:08:08,370 --> 00:08:09,650

　　没事的

　　Oh, hey, it's no big deal.

　　162

　　00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:12,040

　　我姐姐也有个智障小孩

　　My sister's got a kid who's special.

　　163

　　00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:15,690

　　呃

　　他是极品智障

　　ah, well, he's extra special.

　　164

　　00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,490

　　嘿

　　谢利

　　Hey, Shelly.

　　165

　　00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:21,490

　　你干嘛呢

　　What you doing?

　　166

　　00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,110

　　体积比错得一塌糊涂

　　Size ratio was all wrong.

　　167

　　00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,270

　　我不能把它们具象化

　　Couldn't visualize it.

　　168

　　00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,030

　　我要找更大的碳原子

　　Needed bigger carbon atoms.

　　169

　　00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,680

　　好好好

　　Sure, sure.

　　170

　　00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,850

　　你怎么进来的

　　How did you get into this place?

　　171

　　00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,400

　　后门装了个五针脚制动系统

　　Back door has a five-pin tumbler system,

　　172

　　00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,900

　　和单回路报警器

　　小孩子的玩意了

　　single-circuit alarm. Child's play.

　　173

　　00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,730

　　我在建立碳原子模型的时候

　　You can start sorting protons and neutrons

　　174

　　00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:43,660

　　你正好可以把质子和中子分类整理出来

　　while I build carbon atoms.

　　175

　　00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:45,160

　　我可不这么想

　　No, I don't think so.

　　176

　　00:08:45,170 --> 00:08:47,130

　　我们现在该回家了

　　We need to go home now.

　　177

　　00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,450

　　但我还在工作

　　But I'm still working.

　　178

　　00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,810

　　要是你不出来

　　If you don't come out of there,

　　179

　　00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:53,100

　　我就去把你抓出来

　　I'm going to have to drag you out.

　　180

　　00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,930

　　试试看啊

　　你永远别想抓到我

　　You can try, but you'll never catch me.

　　181

　　00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,700

　　我的老天爷啊

　　For God's sakes.

　　182

　　00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,910

　　谢尔顿

　　过来

　　Sheldon, come here!

　　183

　　00:09:09,930 --> 00:09:11,230

　　抓不到俺

　　Bazinga.

　　184

　　00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:14,990

　　我闪

　　Bazinga.

　　185

　　00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,210

　　我再闪

　　Bazinga.

　　186

　　00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:21,620

　　抓不到噢

　　Bazinga.

　　187

　　00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,110

　　你个废废

　　Bazinga.

　　188

　　00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,300

　　莱纳德

　　佩妮

　　Leonard and Penny.

　　189

　　00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:34,390

　　莱纳德

　　佩妮

　　Leonard and Penny.

　　190

　　00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,530

　　搞虾米鬼

　　What? What, what, what?

　　191

　　00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:42,780

　　莱纳德

　　佩妮

　　Leonard and Penny.

　　192

　　00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,390

　　干嘛

　　What?

　　193

　　00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,750

　　我有好消息

　　I have good news.

　　194

　　00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,360

　　那也不用深更半夜冲进来

　　And you had to barge in here and wake us up

　　195

　　00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,880

　　吓我们吧

　　in the middle of the night?

　　196

　　00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:51,690

　　你关了手机

　　Your cell phone was off.

　　197

　　00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,370

　　因为我们不想被吵到

　　Because we didn't want to be disturbed.

　　198

　　00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,810

　　反正也没什么用

　　不是吗

　　Well, that didn't work out, did it?

　　199

　　00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,650

　　谢尔顿

　　你到底想干嘛

　　Sheldon, what do you want?

　　200

　　00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:02,970

　　我特来宣告

　　本天才找到了答案

　　I came to tell you I've got the answer.

　　201

　　00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:04,980

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　202

　　00:10:04,990 --> 00:10:07,090

　　你解开石墨烯的难题了吗

　　You figured out the graphene problem?

　　203

　　00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,980

　　不

　　那个还绝望地卡壳中

　　No, no, I'm still hopelessly stuck on that,

　　204

　　00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:12,550

　　但我找到了解决的方法

　　but I figured out how to figure it out.

　　205

　　00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,000

　　你猜怎着

　　莱纳德

　　我曾经说过

　　Okay, you know what, Leonard, I know I said

　　206

　　00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,620

　　我能忍受你的室友

　　但我错得太离谱了

　　I could handle your roommate, but I was wrong.

　　207

　　00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,230

　　我看我们还是吹了吧

　　We're going to have to break up.

　　208

　　00:10:18,060 --> 00:10:19,960

　　你在说什么鬼

　　What are you talking about?

　　209

　　00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,680

　　爱因斯坦

　　Einstein.

　　210

　　00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,950

　　嗯

　　至少得再多说点吧

　　Yeah, I'm going to need a little more.

　　211

　　00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:30,790

　　艾伯特·爱因斯坦

　　Albert Einstein.

　　212

　　00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,020

　　继续继续

　　Keep going.

　　213

　　00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:37,850

　　艾伯特·爱因斯坦在专利局工作时

　　When Albert Einstein came up with special relativity,

　　214

　　00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:40,330

　　他提出了狭义相对论

　　he was working at the patent office.

　　215

　　00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,690

　　那你也要去专利局工作咯

　　So, you're going to go work at the patent office?

　　216

　　00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,210

　　你傻的啊

　　Don't be absurd.

　　217

　　00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:45,620

　　那可在华盛顿

　　That's in Washington.

　　218

　　00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,820

　　满大街车声嘈杂的城市我可待不了

　　You know I could never live in a city whose streets

　　219

　　00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:49,710

　　你又不是不知道

　　are laid out in a wheel-and-spoke pattern.

　　220

　　00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,690

　　其实

　　我是想要找一份

　　No. I'm going to find

　　221

　　00:10:51,700 --> 00:10:53,430

　　半斤八两的低贱工作

　　a similarly menial job

　　222

　　00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,570

　　只需要动用我的基底神经节就行

　　where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task,

　　223

　　00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:58,200

　　那我的前额叶就能[高级神经活动部位]

　　freeing my prefrontal cortex

　　224

　　00:10:58,210 --> 00:11:01,000

　　专注于解决关键问题

　　to work quietly in the background on my problem.

　　225

　　00:11:01,890 --> 00:11:03,070

　　真是雄心壮志

　　Sounds like a great plan.

　　226

　　00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,100

　　这不废话么

　　Of course it is.

　　227

　　00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:05,170

　　就算和你讲话

　　Even talking to you is

　　228

　　00:11:05,180 --> 00:11:06,530

　　也够低贱的咧

　　sufficiently menial that I can feel

　　229

　　00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,900

　　让我不禁感觉思如泉涌啊

　　the proverbial juices starting to flow.

　　230

　　00:11:09,630 --> 00:11:11,990

　　得

　　多谢分享

　　Okay, well, thanks for sharing with us.

　　231

　　00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,060

　　-晚安

　　-不客气

　　- Good night.

　　- You're welcome.

　　232

　　00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,820

　　你们也安安

　　And good night to you, too.

　　233

　　00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,450

　　顺便

　　我刚观察了下你的睡相

　　Oh, by the way, I was watching you sleep for a moment,

　　234

　　00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:20,990

　　我注意到当你仰面睡觉时

　　and I noticed that your snoring

　　235

　　00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,190

　　呼噜打得更响

　　seems to be worse when you're on your back.

　　236

　　00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,090

　　莱纳德可从不打呼

　　Leonard doesn't snore.

　　237

　　00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:27,100

　　我又没在说他

　　No, I wasn't talking to Leonard.

　　238

　　00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,340

　　我早说了吧

　　Told you.

　　239

　　00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:37,140

　　库珀先生

　　你是要找份工作吗

　　So, Mr. Cooper, you're looking for a job.

　　240

　　00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,950

　　一份低贱的工作

　　A menial job.

　　241

　　00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,560

　　好比你这样的

　　Like yours.

　　242

　　00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,520

　　多谢提醒

　　Well, thank you for noticing.

　　243

　　00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,200

　　我可是"月度低贱员工之星"呢

　　I'm "Menial Employee of the Month."

　　244

　　00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:53,640

　　你有啥意向不

　　Do you have a particular field in mind?

　　245

　　00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:54,660

　　当然

　　I do.

　　246

　　00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,180

　　几千年来

　　For thousands of years,

　　247

　　00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:58,270

　　最底层的人类

　　the lowest classes of the human race

　　248

　　00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,150

　　在优势一族的鞭挞和压迫中

　　have spent their lives laboring to erect monuments

　　249

　　00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,670

　　致力于树立起一块丰碑

　　under the lash of their betters,

　　250

　　00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,620

　　直到最后 他们惨烈倒下

　　until finally, they dropped down

　　251

　　00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:08,450

　　化作艰难跋涉之路上的一粒尘埃

　　and became one with the dust through which they trudged.

　　252

　　00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,840

　　有这一类的工作吗

　　Do you have anything like that?

　　253

　　00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:14,420

　　没

　　No.

　　254

　　00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:17,350

　　你都不搜一下确认吗

　　Shouldn't you check your database?

　　255

　　00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,460

　　就是没

　　No.

　　256

　　00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,980

　　你都没打字

　　You didn't really type?

　　257

　　00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,940

　　不用打也知道

　　I didn't really have to.

　　258

　　00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,670

　　建筑类的如何

　　So, how about construction?

　　259

　　00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,730

　　太棒了

　　Oh, that would be good!

　　260

　　00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:37,360

　　拉拉锯子

　　敲敲榔头

　　Sawing, hammering, eating out of a lunch pail

　　261

　　00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,980

　　和工人阶级同志们一起

　　as my working-class fellows and I

　　262

　　00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:43,460

　　坐在城市高空的钢筋横梁上 一边趴盒饭一边摇摇欲坠

　　sit perched precariously on a girder high above the metropolis.

　　263

　　00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,860

　　不

　　是给罗斯密市的一间住宅

　　No, no. This is putting up sheetrock

　　264

　　00:12:46,870 --> 00:12:49,410

　　安装石膏板

　　at a housing project in Rosemead.

　　265

　　00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,390

　　行啊

　　I could do that.

　　266

　　00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,790

　　-很好

　　-就一个问题

　　- Good.

　　- One question.

　　267

　　00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,910

　　-说

　　-什么是石膏板

　　- Yes?

　　- What's sheetrock?

　　268

　　00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,720

　　过

　　Moving on.

　　269

　　00:12:58,710 --> 00:13:01,580

　　花店快递怎么样

　　How about doing deliveries for a florist?

　　270

　　00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:02,990

　　听起来还不错

　　That seems acceptable.

　　271

　　00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,410

　　-你有车吗

　　-我不开车

　　- Do you have your own car?

　　- I don't drive.

　　272

　　00:13:06,530 --> 00:13:08,140

　　我想也是

　　Of course you don't.

　　273

　　00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,500

　　库珀先生

　　我就问你一个问题

　　Mr. Cooper, let me just ask you a question.

　　274

　　00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:14,040

　　你上份工作是啥

　　What was your last job?

　　275

　　00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:16,580

　　加州理工学院的高级理论粒子物理学家

　　Senior theoretical particle physicist at CalTech,

　　276

　　00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:20,520

　　主要致力于M理论研究

　　外行人说法是弦理论

　　focusing on M theory, or, in layman's terms, string theory.

　　277

　　00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,600

　　懂了

　　I see.

　　278

　　00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,950

　　等我一下

　　Just give me a second.

　　279

　　00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,720

　　保安

　　(这有疯子)

　　Security!

　　280

　　00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,790

　　好的

　　我先把饮料送上来

　　Okay, I'll get those drinks started for you.

　　281

　　00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,180

　　小心身后

　　Behind you.

　　282

　　00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,220

　　谢尔顿

　　你这是在干嘛

　　Sheldon, what the hell are you doing?

　　283

　　00:13:45,230 --> 00:13:48,290

　　我正要去清理桌子 差点撞上你

　　I'm trying to get these tables cleared. We're slammed.

　　284

　　00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,450

　　等等

　　等等

　　No, wait, wait, no, wait.

　　285

　　00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,320

　　你在这干嘛呢

　　Wh-What are you doing here?

　　286

　　00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:53,970

　　这问题还算合理

　　A reasonable question.

　　287

　　00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,410

　　我问我自己

　　I asked myself,

　　288

　　00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:58,810

　　我能想到最讨厌最沉闷的工作是什么

　　what is the most mind-numbing, pedeststrian job conceivable,

　　289

　　00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,210

　　有三个答案浮现在脑中

　　and three answers came to mind:

　　290

　　00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:03,530

　　收费站工作人员

　　在苹果专卖店工作的天才

　　uh, toll booth attendant, Apple Store genius...

　　291

　　00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:06,820

　　还有佩妮的工作

　　...and what Penny does.

　　292

　　00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,140

　　现在

　　Now...

　　293

　　00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:11,400

　　既然我不喜欢碰别人手里的硬币

　　since I don't like

　　touching other people's coins,

　　294

　　00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:15,750

　　也不想帮着抹黑"天才"这个词

　　and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word "Genius,"

　　295

　　00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,890

　　所以我来了

　　here I am.

　　296

　　00:14:18,630 --> 00:14:21,630

　　你就这么走进来

　　就被录用了 就这么简单

　　You just, you just walked in and they hired you, just like that?

　　297

　　00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,970

　　当然不是

　　Oh, heavens, no.

　　298

　　00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:26,130

　　既然我不领薪水

　　也就不需被录用

　　Since I don't need to be paid, I didn't need to be hired.

　　299

　　00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:29,590

　　我就直接走进来

　　拿起个托盘 然后开始"为人民服务"

　　I simply came in, picked up a tray, and started "Working for the man."

　　300

　　00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,880

　　请允许我把这个盘子收走

　　Let me get that plate out of your way.

　　301

　　00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:35,970

　　-谢尔顿

　　这太荒谬了

　　-是吗

　　- Sheldon,this is ridiculous. - Is it?

　　302

　　00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,840

　　就在刚刚

　　在刮掉盘子里凝结的玉米脆饼时

　　Just a moment ago, I had a minor epiphany

　　303

　　00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:39,990

　　我突然间就顿悟了

　　regarding the polymer degradation phenomenon

　　304

　　00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,940

　　聚合物降解现象

　　while scraping congealed nachos off a plate.

　　305

　　00:14:43,810 --> 00:14:45,590

　　伯纳黛特

　　10号桌买单

　　Bernadette, table 10 wants their check.

　　306

　　00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,490

　　谢谢

　　谢尔顿

　　Thanks, Sheldon.

　　307

　　00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,500

　　谢尔顿

　　等等

　　再说这也不是我的工作

　　Sheldon,wait, this isn't even what I do.

　　308

　　00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:50,620

　　我是服务生

　　不是勤杂工

　　I'm a waitress, not a busboy.

　　309

　　00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,150

　　你说得对

　　你的工作更低贱

　　You're right. That is more menial.

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　　两位好

　　我是谢尔顿

　　负责这桌的服务生

　　Hello, I'm Sheldon. I'll be your server today.

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　　00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,830

　　不推荐点三文鱼

　　I don't recommend the salmon.

　　312

　　00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,610

　　我看到它们在厨房的样子

　　I saw it in the kitchen.

　　313

　　00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:08,040

　　好了

　　一份培根芝士汉堡

　　All right, one bacon cheeseburger,

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　　00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:11,870

　　同时违背两条犹太饮食禁忌

　　breaking two Jewish dietary restrictions simultaneously--

　　315

　　00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,560

　　光荣啊

　　kudos.

　　316

　　00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,070

　　炸鱼加薯条

　　Beer-battered fish and chips.

　　317

　　00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,100

　　这里你的鞑靼酱

　　Now, here's your tartar sauce.

　　318

　　00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,380

　　我还帮你拿了莎莎酱

　　I also brought you salsa.

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　　00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:21,360

　　虽然有点不合常规

　　不过我想你会喜欢的

　　It's a little unconventional, but I think you'll like it.

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　　00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:22,830

　　味道很赞

　　It's zingy.

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　　00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,990

　　还有你的

　　招牌大玉米煎饼

　　And for you, Factory Burrito Grande--

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　　00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,660

　　不含芝士和酸奶油

　　no cheese, no sour cream,

　　323

　　00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:31,980

　　不会因你的乳糖不耐症产生不良后果

　　no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance.

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　　00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:34,340

　　祝各位好胃口

　　Bon appetit.

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　　等等

　　Hang on.

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　　00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:38,810

　　-这是黑豆

　　不是斑豆吧

　　-对

　　- Black beans, not pinto beans? - Yes.

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　　00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,040

　　-加双份鳄梨酱

　　-当然

　　- Double guacamole? - Of course.

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　　00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,370

　　-没加香菜

　　-没

　　- No cilantro? - Nope.

　　329

　　00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,870

　　-生菜是切碎的

　　而不是剁碎的

　　-对

　　- Lettuce shredded, not chopped? - Yep.

　　330

　　00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,270

　　知道我为什么这么问你吗

　　You understand why I'm doing this to you?

　　331

　　00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,720

　　-知道

　　-那就这样吧

　　- I do. - That'll be all.

　　332

　　00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,900

　　这太好玩了

　　That was fun.

　　333

　　00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:54,570

　　他还能在这坚持多久

　　How long can he keep this up?

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　　00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,370