高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译15素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕15

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　　嗯

　　我也想你了

　　亲爱的

　　Yeah, I miss you, too, sweetie.

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　　我得挂了

　　晚上见吧

　　Listen, I got to go, but I'll see you tonight?

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　　好的 拜拜 拜拜

　　Okay. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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　　不

　　你先挂嘛

　　No, you hang up first.

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　　喂

　　Hello?

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　　老兄

　　我为你好不容易找到个女朋友而高兴

　　Dude, I'm glad you finally got a girlfriend,

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　　但你非得当着我们这些光棍的面

　　but do you have to do all that lovey-dovey stuff

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　　玩那套你亲我热的把戏吗

　　in front of those of us who don't?

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　　事实上

　　他也许该当如此

　　Actually, he might have to.

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　　在经济学里有种概念被称之为地位商品

　　There's an economic concept known as a positional good

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　　它只在持有人手中才能彰显其价值

　　in which an object is only valued by the possessor

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　　因为其他人无法拥有

　　because it's not possessed by others.

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　　这个词由经济学家弗列得·赫希杜撰于1976年

　　The term was coined in 1976 by economist Fred Hirsch

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　　用来取代更口语化

　　但并不准确的"哦也-哦也"[嘲讽]

　　to replace the more colloquial, but less precise "neener-neener."

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　　才不是呢

　　That's not true.

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　　我的快乐不是建立于

　　My happiness is not dependent

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　　挚友的杯具与孤独之上的

　　on my best friend being miserable and alone.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　当然

　　要说我没得儿意地笑肯定是说谎了

　　Although, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a little bit of a perk.

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　　谁杯具和孤独了

　　Who's miserable and alone?

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　　我

　　Me.

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　　我以前也这样 直到我有了女朋友

　　I used to be like that. Then I got a girlfriend.

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　　用1976年之前的话来说

　　"哦也-哦也"

　　In pre-1976 terms, neener-neener.

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　　嘿

　　你和伯纳黛特准备如何 共度你们的第一个情人节

　　Hey, what are you and Bernadette doing for your first Valentine's Day?

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　　啊

　　我可是绞尽脑汁了

　　Yeah, I am pulling out all the stops.

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　　华馆提供了39.95美金的情侣特典套餐

　　There's a $39.95 lover's special at P.F. Chang's.

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　　蛋卷啊

　　饺子啊

　　Egg rolls, dumplings,

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　　数不清的炒菜

　　最后你还能和门口硕大的

　　bottomless wok, and you get your picture taken

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　　大理石马合影留念

　　on the big marble horse out front.

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　　考虑到圣瓦伦丁是个在公元三世纪

　　Given that Saint Valentine was a third century Roman priest

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　　被丢石头和斩首的罗马祭司

　　who was stoned and beheaded,

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　　在这个夜晚带着女朋友去看一场残忍的凶杀

　　wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening

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　　难道不是更合情理的庆祝方式吗

　　be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?

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　　我明白你的意思

　　但是有选择的话

　　I understand your point, but given a choice,

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　　犹太人永远选择中国菜

　　Jews always go with Chinese food.

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　　呃

　　如果任何人有兴趣

　　Well, if anyone's interested,

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　　今年的情人节

　　I'll be spending this Valentine's Day

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　　我会像往年一样

　　the same way I spend every Valentine's Day.

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　　从超市买只大烤鸡

　　Buying a rotisserie chicken from the supermarket,

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　　带回家

　　站在洗手池边

　　taking it home, standing over the sink

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　　像只禽兽一样直接打开包装用手抓着吃

　　and eating it out of the package with my bare hands like an animal.

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　　很好

　　那总结一下

　　一个是大理石骏马

　　Okay, so to sum up: one giant marble horse,

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　　一条愚蠢之极的意见 剩男则独自回家吃鸡

　　one asinine comment, one lonely man and his chicken.

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　　让我们看看

　　还剩谁呢

　　And let's see. Who's left?

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　　没错

　　就剩我的计划了

　　Oh, that's right. My plans.

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　　有人想要问一下吗

　　Isn't anyone going to ask?

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　　好吧

　　告诉我们你会和佩妮云雨一番

　　Fine, tell us you're going to have sex with Penny.

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　　这不是我想说的

　　That's not what I was going to tell you.

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　　没关系 我不介意听听你的性生活

　　It's okay. I don't mind hearing about your sex life.

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　　只有他的才会让我抓狂

　　It's his that bugs me.

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　　你们猜学校要派谁去瑞士

　　Guess who the university is sending to Switzerland

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　　参加研讨会并参观欧洲核子研究委员会的超级对撞机

　　to attend a conference and see the CERN supercollider

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　　就在二月十四日

　　on February 14?

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　　诺顿教授

　　尽管原因只有上帝才知道

　　Professor Norton, although, God knows why.

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　　他自从获得诺贝尔奖之后

　　He hasn't published anything of note

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　　就再也没有发表过任何著名的文章

　　since he won that Nobel Prize.

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　　事实上

　　诺顿教授去不成了

　　Actually, Professor Norton can't make it.

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　　他在攀岩的时候把腰扭了

　　He threw his back out rock climbing.

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　　我怎么听说他是在攀新女友的高峰时把腰扭了

　　I heard he threw his back out climbing on his new girlfriend.

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　　就是第二台的那个爆乳天气女郎吗

　　The big-boobed weather girl on Channel 2?

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　　就是她

　　That's the one.

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　　不管怎样

　　他们邀请我代替他

　　In any case, they're asking me to fill in for him.

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　　是瑞士还是爆乳天气女郎

　　In Switzerland or with the big-boobed weather girl?

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　　瑞士

　　Switzerland.

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　　而且我还能带一个人去

　　And I get to bring a guest!

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　　哦

　　天呐

　　不可能

　　老兄

　　Oh, man! No way, dude!

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　　太难以置信了

　　This is incredible!

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　　我太开心了

　　I'm so happy,

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　　我甚至不想去质疑他们为什么会选你去了

　　I'm not even going to question their judgment in picking you.

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　　我要速度奔回家收拾行李

　　I'm just going to run home and start packing.

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　　你怎么不带佩妮去

　　Why wouldn't you take Penny?

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　　我是要带佩妮去的

　　I am taking Penny.

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　　那我预测你回家会面临个尴尬的境地

　　Well, then I anticipate an awkward situation when you get home.

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第十五集

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　　谢尔顿

　　有空吗

　　Sheldon, you got a minute?

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　　当然了

　　我的好朋友

　　Of course, my good friend.

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　　请进

　　Come in.

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　　帮我参考一下

　　Help me out.

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　　哪顶滑雪帽比较像超级对撞机

　　Which ski hat says aprey supercollider?

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　　谢尔顿

　　我没有选你去瑞士

　　Sheldon, I'm not taking you to Switzerland.

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　　你当然选我了

　　Well, of course you are.

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　　你还能选谁呢

　　Who else would you take?

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　　佩妮

　　Penny.

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　　什么 这太荒谬了

　　What? That's absurd.

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　　佩妮对亚原子粒子的研究又不感兴趣

　　Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.

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　　没错

　　但那是情人节啊

　　Yes, but it'll be Valentine's Day.

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　　我们可以去观光滑雪

　　We can go sightseeing and skiing

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　　然后在熊熊炉火前与皑皑白雪所覆盖的

　　and make love in front of a roaring fire

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　　阿尔卑斯山阴中共度春宵

　　in the shadow of the snowcapped Alps.

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　　但佩妮对亚原子粒子的研究不感兴趣啊

　　But Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.

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　　抱歉

　　谢尔顿

　　I'm sorry, Sheldon.

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　　抱歉

　　Sorry?

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　　我自从九岁起就一直梦想着有朝一日

　　I've been dreaming about going to the Large Hadron Collider

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　　去看大型强子对撞机

　　since I was nine years old.

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　　是吗

　　那我还从六岁起就梦想有朝一日有个女生

　　Yeah, well, I've been dreaming about spending Valentine's Day

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　　能与我共度情人节呢

　　with a girl since I was six.

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　　太可耻了

　　Shame on you!

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　　这不是科学家该有的梦

　　That's no dream for a scientist!

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　　你要给我什么巨大的惊喜啊

　　Okay, what's the big surprise?

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　　稍等一下

　　Just a minute.

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　　这个托盘里藏着

　　This tray contains clues

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　　你和我如何共度情人节的线索

　　as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine's Day.

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　　喔

　　好吧

　　Oh. Wow. Okay.

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　　让我看看

　　Let's see.

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　　有牛奶巧克力

　　We've got, uh, milk chocolate,

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　　瑞士硬干酪

　　芝士火锅

　　Swiss cheese, fondue.

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　　我的乳糖不耐症男友要吃完这些

　　My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this.

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　　然后我骑在他背上 直冲月球

　　Then I'm going to climb on his back and rocket to the moon?

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　　不对

　　No.

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　　但的确跟空中旅行有关

　　But it does involve air travel.

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　　这样吧

　　Okay, um...

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　　我用"瑞士"军刀 切一片"瑞士"干酪

　　let me slice this Swiss cheese with my Swiss army knife,

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　　你可以把它加到一杯 "瑞士"小姐速溶可可里

　　and then you can wash it down with a cup of Swiss Miss instant cocoa.

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　　嗯

　　我觉得瑞士应该是个关键词了

　　Okay, I'm starting to think Swiss is key here.

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　　没错

　　Uh-huh.

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　　去迪士尼乐园玩马特洪峰雪橇过山车

　　We're going to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn?

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　　这怎么会跟空中旅行有关

　　How does that involve air travel?

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　　去迪士尼世界玩马特洪雪橇过山车[奥兰多

　　佛罗里达]

　　We're going to Disney World and ride the Matterhorn?

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　　不对

　　No.

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　　亲爱的

　　开始是挺好玩的 但现在没意思了

　　Okay, sweetie, this started out fun, but I'm over it.

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　　我们要去瑞士的

　　We're going to Switzerland

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　　欧洲核子研究中心参观超级对撞机

　　to see the CERN supercollider!

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　　还有去滑雪

　　And ski. We'll also go skiing.

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　　我们要去瑞士滑雪

　　We're going skiing in Switzerland?!

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　　你滑

　　我会摔倒

　　不过是的

　　Well, you'll ski, I'll fall, but, yeah,

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　　我们要去瑞士过情人节

　　we will be in Switzerland for Valentine's Day.

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　　天啊

　　莱纳德 太好了

　　Oh, my God, Leonard! That's incredible!

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　　别高兴得太早

　　Not so fast.

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　　先别急着点 你的芜菁灯吧

　　佩妮

　　You might want to hold off on lighting your rabeliechtli, Penny.

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　　芜什么玩意儿

　　Rabe-what-ly?

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　　芜菁灯 芜菁灯

　　Rabeliechtli. It means turnip light

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　　是一种用根菜 手工雕刻的传统灯笼

　　and refers to a traditional lantern hand-carved from a root vegetable

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　　用于庆祝瑞士的特定节日

　　and used to celebrate certain Swiss festivals.

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　　但你不会参加

　　Which you will not be celebrating

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　　原因之一

　　节日在秋季

　　because A: these festivals occur in the fall;

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　　原因之二

　　and B:

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　　你去不了瑞士

　　you will not be going to Switzerland.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我们谈过了

　　Sheldon, we've been through this.

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　　我带佩妮去

　　I'm taking Penny.

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　　估计不行 你还认得这个吗

　　Afraid not. Do you recognize this?

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　　别提室友协议

　　Not the roommate agreement.

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　　正是室友协议

　　Indeed, the roommate agreement.

　　143

　　00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:49,070

　　请您注意友谊附加条款

　　I call your attention to the Friendship Rider

　　144

　　00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:50,900

　　在附录C

　　未来义务

　　in Appendix C: Future Commitments.

　　145

　　00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:53,900

　　第37条

　　当一位朋友受邀

　　"Number 37: in the event one friend is ever invited

　　146

　　00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:55,970

　　参观现在瑞士建设中的

　　"to visit the Large Hadron Collider,

　　147

　　00:06:56,030 --> 00:06:57,630

　　大型强子对撞机

　　"now under construction in Switzerland,

　　148

　　00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,100

　　该人应邀请另一位朋友相陪

　　he shall invite the other friend to accompany him."

　　149

　　00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,700

　　偶滴神啊

　　Oh, for God's sakes.

　　150

　　00:07:01,770 --> 00:07:04,430

　　你们连这个也写进协议里吗

　　You actually put that in an agreement?

　　151

　　00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,300

　　里面还写了

　　Yeah. We also put in what happens

　　152

　　00:07:06,370 --> 00:07:08,230

　　如果一人得了麦克阿瑟天才奖怎么办

　　if one of us wins a MacArthur Grant,

　　153

　　00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:09,970

　　如果一人有超能力怎么办

　　or if one of us gets superpowers,

　　154

　　00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,570

　　如果一人被僵尸咬了怎么办

　　or if one of us is bitten by a zombie.

　　155

　　00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:15,770

　　就算我尸变

　　他也不能杀我

　　He can't kill me, even if I turn.

　　156

　　00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:19,570

　　里面没写一人有了女友怎么办吗

　　Is there anything in there about if one of you gets a girlfriend?

　　157

　　00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:22,070

　　没有

　　那个有点太不着调了

　　No, that seemed a little farfetched.

　　158

　　00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:27,800

　　谢尔顿

　　你真打算强制实施这个吗

　　Sheldon, do you really expect to enforce this?

　　159

　　00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:29,000

　　我一直遵守

　　I've lived up

　　160

　　00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,670

　　协议里的所有义务

　　to all my commitments under the agreement.

　　161

　　00:07:30,730 --> 00:07:33,070

　　每天至少问候你一次

　　At least once a day I ask how you are,

　　162

　　00:07:33,130 --> 00:07:34,530

　　即使我一点都不在意

　　even though I simply don't care.

　　163

　　00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,900

　　我没有

　　I no longer

　　164

　　00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:39,000

　　在晚上十点后进行生物危害演习了

　　stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10:00 p.m.

　　165

　　00:07:39,070 --> 00:07:42,630

　　我也放弃学习图瓦喉唱了

　　And I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.

　　166

　　00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:44,900

　　-我知道不该问

　　不过什么是

　　-别啊

　　- Okay, I know I shouldn't ask, but what is...? - No.

　　167

　　00:07:53,470 --> 00:07:56,900

　　如果允许我训练

　　我能唱得更好

　　I'd be much further along if I'd been allowed to practice.

　　168

　　00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,830

　　谢尔顿 我知道协议这么写

　　Look, Sheldon, i know it's in the agreement,

　　169

　　00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:03,170

　　如果你真的变成僵尸

　　我保证不杀你

　　and if you turn into a zombie, I promise I will not kill you.

　　170

　　00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,300

　　我宁愿让你喝我脑浆

　　In fact, I'll even let you eat my brains.

　　171

　　00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,400

　　但我还是要带佩妮去瑞士

　　But I am taking Penny to Switzerland.

　　172

　　00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:08,900

　　这是你的最终决定吗

　　Is that your final decision?

　　173

　　00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:09,900

　　没错

　　It is.

　　174

　　00:08:09,970 --> 00:08:12,870

　　很好

　　Very well.

　　175

　　00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,930

　　他不会罢休

　　对吧

　　It's not over, is it?

　　176

　　00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:18,030

　　你以为呢

　　What do you think?

　　177

　　00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:34,070

　　今早的车挺多啊

　　Got a bit of traffic this morning, huh?

　　178

　　00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,300

　　你觉得会下雨吗

　　Think it's gonna rain?

　　179

　　00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:42,670

　　今天早上

　　Instead of underpants,

　　180

　　00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:45,030

　　我把土豆沙拉当内裤穿了

　　I covered my crotch with potato salad this morning.

　　181

　　00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,330

　　有啥想法

　　Thoughts?

　　182

　　00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,200

　　我知道怎么让你高兴

　　Okay, I know what'll cheer you up.

　　183

　　00:08:50,270 --> 00:08:52,330

　　我们玩你的开车游戏吧

　　Let's play one of your driving games.

　　184

　　00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,970

　　好啊

　　All right.

　　185

　　00:08:55,030 --> 00:08:56,670

　　游戏名就叫叛徒

　　This game is called Traitors.

　　186

　　00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:00,530

　　我说三个历史人物

　　I will name three historical figures,

　　187

　　00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,870

　　你以背叛行为的罪恶程度

　　you put them in order

　　188

　　00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:03,670

　　来给他们排下序

　　of the heinousness of their betrayal.

　　189

　　00:09:03,730 --> 00:09:08,400

　　本尼迪克特·阿诺德

　　犹大

　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士

　　Benedict Arnold, Judas, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.

　　190

　　00:09:08,470 --> 00:09:11,900

　　你真觉得我跟他们是一类人吗

　　You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?

　　191

　　00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:13,070

　　你说得对

　　You're right.

　　192

　　00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:16,030

　　犹大至少为自己的作为 以死谢罪了

　　Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.

　　193

　　00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:19,910

　　别这样

　　谢尔顿 你就不能理解一下

　　Come on, Sheldon. Can't you at least try to understand

　　194

　　00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:21,000

　　这对我有多重要吗

　　how much this means to me?

　　195

　　00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,670

　　第二轮

　　莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德

　　Round two: Leonard Hofstadter,

　　196

　　00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,770

　　达斯·维达[星战黑武士]

　　鲁珀特·默多克

　　Darth Vader, Rupert Murdoch.

　　197

　　00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,070

　　鲁珀特·默多克

　　Rupert Murdoch?

　　198

　　00:09:29,130 --> 00:09:32,270

　　福克斯电视台老板

　　他们把《萤火虫》砍了

　　He owns Fox, and they cancelled Firefly.

　　199

　　00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,970

　　提示

　　他和达斯·维达并列第二

　　Hint: he and Darth Vader are tied for #2.

　　200

　　00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:43,770

　　对不起昨晚不能陪你

　　I'm sorry I couldn't hang with you last night.

　　201

　　00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:45,230

　　我和伯纳黛特约会了

　　I had a date with Bernadette.

　　202

　　00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,430

　　我知道

　　I know.

　　203

　　00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,370

　　我在推特上看到了

　　I saw the Tweet.

　　204

　　00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,930

　　那你干什么了

　　So, what did you end up doing?

　　205

　　00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,100

　　没干什么

　　Not much.

　　206

　　00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,570

　　热了块玉米馅饼

　　Nuked a burrito. Oh.

　　207

　　00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:55,100

　　向印度女神乌尔瓦希祈祷你会拉稀

　　Prayed to the Hindu god Urvashi that your bowels would loosen

　　208

　　00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:57,230

　　老二蔫得跟柳条一样柔软

　　and your penis would droop like a willow tree.

　　209

　　00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:00,170

　　看到谢尔顿了吗

　　You seen Sheldon?

　　210

　　00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:02,990

　　没有

　　他还在为超级对撞机的事生气吗

　　No. Is he still mad about the supercollider?

　　211

　　00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:05,130

　　对

　　他觉得我背叛了他

　　Yeah. He thinks I betrayed him.

　　212

　　00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:07,500

　　搞什么啊 要是你们会带谁

　　I mean, come on. What would you guys do if you were me?

　　213

　　00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:09,930

　　我会带谢尔顿去瑞士

　　I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland.

　　214

　　00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,100

　　真的假的

　　Seriously?

　　215

　　00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,270

　　当然了

　　Absolutely.

　　216

　　00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:13,500

　　再把他扔在那里

　　And I'd leave him there.

　　217

　　00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,830

　　这是什么情况

　　What the hell is that?

　　218

　　00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,870

　　让我数数

　　Uh, let's see.

　　219

　　00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:28,470

　　30把银制餐具

　　30 pieces of silverware.

　　220

　　00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:37,470

　　[格里格

　　培尔金特组曲之晨曦]

　　Grieg "Peer Gynt - Morning"

　　221

　　00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,670

　　早安

　　老伙计

　　Morning, old chum.

　　222

　　00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:54,170

　　搞什么

　　What's going on?

　　223

　　00:10:54,230 --> 00:10:56,000

　　我给你做了早餐

　　I've made you breakfast.

　　224

　　00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,030

　　有果汁和咖啡

　　Juice, coffee,

　　225

　　00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,030

　　还有一些薄饼

　　and pancakes in the shape of some

　　226

　　00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,930

　　上面是你最爱的虚构角色

　　of your favorite fictional characters.

　　227

　　00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,970

　　瞧

　　这是弗罗多[出自《魔戒》]

　　See, here's Frodo.

　　228

　　00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,130

　　你居然做了弗罗多薄饼

　　You made Frodo pancakes?

　　229

　　00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,200

　　脚毛部分我用的是椰子刨花

　　Yeah, I used coconut shavings to do the hair on his feet.

　　230

　　00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:12,630

　　你进餐前若需要清空膀胱

　　If you need to void your bladder before eating,

　　231

　　00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:15,070

　　我会用这顶贝雷帽帮你暖着

　　I can keep them warm with this beret

　　232

　　00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:16,170

　　我已经彻底清洗干净

　　that I thoroughly laundered

　　233

　　00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,730

　　松软程度正适宜用来盖薄饼

　　and pressed into service as a pancake cozy.

　　234

　　00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:21,270

　　你有什么目的

　　Why are you doing this?

　　235

　　00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,400

　　对我近来的行为表示歉意

　　It's by way of an apology for my recent behavior.

　　236

　　00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:28,500

　　经过这段时间的思考 我终于意识到

　　I've had some time to reflect and I've come to realize

　　237

　　00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:31,770

　　友谊不能依靠那堆 白纸黑字的协定来维系

　　that friendship is not an aggregation of written agreements.

　　238

　　00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:35,600

　　而需要两人之间 互相尊重和体谅

　　It's a result of two people respecting and caring for each other.

　　239

　　00:11:35,670 --> 00:11:37,170

　　尝尝奶油烤饼吗

　　Butterscotch scone?

　　240

　　00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,170

　　多谢

　　Thanks.

　　241

　　00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,730

　　好吃

　　It's good.

　　242

　　00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,630

　　这其中包含着我满满的尊敬和感情

　　What you're tasting is respect and affection.

　　243

　　00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:49,270

　　当然还有一磅左右植物白油

　　And about a pound of Crisco.

　　244

　　00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:53,070

　　待你用完早餐 我觉得

　　今天我们可以

　　After you've finished breakfast, i thought we could spend the day

　　245

　　00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:56,830

　　一起看导演点评版的 巴比伦5号[美国科幻剧]

　　watching the final season of Babylon 5 with director commentary.

　　246

　　00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,500

　　你不是讨厌《巴比伦5号》吗

　　You hate Babylon 5.

　　247

　　00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:00,930

　　当然

　　既没剧情又不科幻

　　I do. It fails as drama/science fiction,

　　248

　　00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,970

　　彻头彻尾的仿制大烂片

　　and it's hopelessly derivative.

　　249

　　00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:05,930

　　但是你喜欢

　　而我们又是朋友

　　But you like it, and you're my friend.

　　250

　　00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,070

　　好吧

　　赞

　　Okay, great.

　　251

　　00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,100

　　我还是不会带你去瑞士

　　Still not taking you to Switzerland.

　　252

　　00:12:12,170 --> 00:12:13,870

　　见鬼

　　Drat.

　　253

　　00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,830

　　没你的弗罗多尝了

　　No Frodo for you.

　　254

　　00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:24,770

　　你好

　　Hello.

　　255

　　00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,170

　　好啊

　　Hello.

　　256

　　00:12:26, 230 --> 00:12:28,130

　　得

　　我们就省掉假惺惺的友好吧

　　All right, let's dispense with the friendly banter.

　　257

　　00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,970

　　你应该知道我为何来此

　　I believe you know why I'm here.

　　258

　　00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:33,470

　　关于这点

　　我一直认为

　　Well, I always figured it was to study us,

　　259

　　00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:34,630

　　你是来发现我们地球人的弱点

　　discover our weaknesses,

　　260

　　00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,800

　　再报告给你们的外星君主

　　and report back to your alien overlords.

　　261

　　00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,870

　　搞笑

　　Yes, amusing.

　　262

　　00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,330

　　特定情报

　　对你而言

　　Extraordinary intelligence

　　263

　　00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,130

　　貌似是显得像天外来客般难懂

　　might well appear extraterrestrial to you,

　　264

　　00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,400

　　但我还是友情提醒下 确切地说

　　but let me be more specific.

　　265

　　00:12:47,470 --> 00:12:49,970

　　你应该知道我为何在此

　　这个洗衣间里

　　I believe you know why I'm here in the laundry room.

　　266

　　00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,670

　　喉音唱腔在这里有更好的音响效果吗

　　Better acoustics for your throat singing?

　　267

　　00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,270

　　还真不赖嘛

　　It's actually not bad.

　　268

　　00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,600

　　但我来此的真正目的

　　But my true purpose in being here

　　269

　　00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:10,470

　　是来做一个简要的幻灯片演说

　　will be revealed in this brief PowerPoint presentation.

　　270

　　00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,070

　　关灯

　　Lights.

　　271

　　00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:24,030

　　为什么谢尔顿·库珀博士必须去瑞士欧核中心

　　Why Sheldon Cooper, PhD, should go to Switzerland

　　272

　　00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,700

　　参观超级对撞机的理由

　　to see the CERN supercollider:

　　273

　　00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,070

　　发言人

　　谢尔顿·库珀博士

　　a PowerPoint presentation by Sheldon Cooper, PhD.

　　274

　　00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:32,000

　　我的老天爷

　　Oh, for God's sake.

　　275

　　00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:34,130

　　这是一位在粒子物理学领域的

　　Here we have a highly gifted researcher

　　276

　　00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,200

　　超级天才科学家

　　in the field of particle physics

　　277

　　00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:38,200

　　他的成就关乎全人类的命运

　　whose work has brought him to the precipice

　　278

　　00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,800

　　从此改变对宇宙的理解

　　of forever changing mankind's understanding of the universe.

　　279

　　00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,370

　　确切来说就是我

　　AKA me.

　　280

　　00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,400

　　而这是一位女招待

　　And here we have a waitress

　　281

　　00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,800

　　只会用手指抠牙齿而已

　　brushing her teeth with her finger.

　　282

　　00:13:49,030 --> 00:13:51,030

　　确切来说就是你

　　AKA you.

　　283

　　00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,230

　　不好意思

　　I'm sorry.

　　284

　　00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,700

　　这算是在奉承我吗

　　Is this supposed to be buttering me up?

　　285

　　00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,800

　　请等演讲结束后再提问

　　Please hold all questions till the end of the presentation.

　　286

　　00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,470

　　这是瑞士欧核中心的

　　This is the Large Hadron Collider

　　287

　　00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,030

　　大型强子对撞机

　　at CERN in Switzerland,

　　288

　　00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,770

　　经由数十年规划和建构而成

　　the product of decades of planning and construction.

　　289

　　00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,700

　　是全世界物理学家心目中的圣地

　　It is a Mecca for physicists the world over.

　　290

　　00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:09,230

　　而这是科罗拉多大街的

　　This is Bath and Body Works

　　291

　　00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,270

　　Bath and Body Works[某品牌]沐浴乳商店

　　on Colorado Boulevard.

　　292

　　00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,270

　　他们卖香皂和乳液

　　They sell scented soaps and lotions,

　　293

　　00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,270

　　外加一些小闪饰品

　　some of which contain glitter.

　　294

　　00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:18,630

　　现在我们来配对

　　Now, let's see if we can match the individual

　　295

　　00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,670

　　这两个人以哪个地方作为目的地比较合适

　　to the appropriate destination.

　　296

　　00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:22,030

　　好吧

　　O-kay.

　　297

　　00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,230

　　别闹了

　　Show's over.

　　298

　　00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,670

　　还没完呢

　　No, it's not.

　　299

　　00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:25,830

　　我还有五张幻灯片没讲

　　I've got five more slides.

　　300

　　00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,330

　　谢尔顿

　　这是莱纳德的决定

　　Sheldon, this is Leonard's decision.

　　301

　　00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,770

　　他邀我去瑞士

　　我也很想去

　　He invited me to Switzerland, and I intend to go.

　　302

　　00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,130

　　好吧

　　Very well.

　　303

　　00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,130

　　玩得开心

　　Enjoy yourself.

　　304

　　00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,000

　　你将亲眼目睹

　　You're going to be in the presence of something

　　305

　　00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:42,670

　　我所梦寐以求了十多年的伟大成就

　　that I've dreamed of seeing for decades.

　　306

　　00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,070

　　希望你能明白

　　I just hope you'll be able to appreciate

　　307

　　00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:49,230

　　这其中所包含的重要意义

　　the magnitude of where you are and what it represents.

　　308

　　00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,770

　　我会和莱纳德谈谈

　　I'll talk to Leonard.

　　309

　　00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:56,200

　　真的吗

　　You will?

　　310

　　00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,800

　　对

　　Yes.

　　311

　　00:14:57,870 --> 00:15:00,500

　　既然对你而言意义重大

　　那应该让你去

　　If it means that much to you, you should go.

　　312

　　00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:03,570

　　谢谢你

　　佩妮

　　Oh, Penny, thank you!

　　313

　　00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,970

　　没什么

　　You're welcome.

　　314

　　00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,800

　　我不怎么抱人

　　Since I rarely hug,

　　315

　　00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:11,930

　　要抱多久就听你的

　　I'm relying on your expertise regarding duration.

　　316

　　00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,