Are you wearing that? If you\'re taking me out somewhere, and you see me with clothes on, then yes, I\'m wearing that. This is not a hologram outfit1 under which I\'m actually naked and about to get dressed in something you won\'t passive-aggressively tell me you don\'t like. Fara Greenbaum, comedian3, New York City You should smile more. I hate when guys tell me to smile more. Maybe I just got fired today. Maybe I\'ve just been walking around in 5-inch heels all day. Maybe I\'m just not impressed with your mesh4 t-shirt. I don\'t tell you to do things, like get a haircut. But you definitely need one. -Chrissie Mayr, comedian and host of Comedy at Stonewall Inn, New York City A pet peeve5 is when strangers -- always men -- tell me to smile. This happens a lot on the NYC subway, and no one on the subway is happy to be taking the subway. While waiting for the train one day, a guy asked me, \'Why aren\'t you smiling?\' and I told him, \'Because I didn\'t push you in front of the train yet.\' -Jessica Sager6, comedian, New York City You\'re too pretty to [FILL IN THE BLANK]. A friend of mine encountered this pretty recently when a man came up to her after a show she was on and told her she was too pretty to use explicit7 language during her act. Unfortunately, this sort of comment crops up more than you\'d think, as well as the notion that women can\'t be both \'pretty and funny.\' This sort of backhanded compliment is guaranteed to incite8 rage in the recipient9 because, shocker, I don\'t like being told what I can and can\'t do because of the way society may perceive me. And no, I\'m not too pretty to kick your ass2. -Nikki Black, comedian, Philadelphia, PA You wanna watch a movie? I love movies. But come on, we all know what that means! \'You wanna watch a movie?\' translates to \'Let\'s bone.\' Most sentences uttered by men can be translated to \'You wanna f---?\' Sure, let\'s bone but you said we could watch my favorite movie! You can\'t ask a movie lover to watch a movie unless you plan on finishing the flick10. You better be a real good fella if you\'re going to interrupt Good Fellas. -Jessimae Peluso, comedian and star of MTV\'s Girl Code
雅思口语回顾5
雅思笔试回忆5
雅思真题A类写作真题来源解析
雅思句型的总结
雅思笔试全面回忆
英语口译翻译原则:主语确定原则
雅思作文真题总结一
雅思写作真题的总汇
雅思阅读TFNG模拟试题(2)
日雅思口语回忆环球版
雅思口试回忆1
雅思口语回忆5
雅思笔试机经8
雅思口语回忆2
广州雅思考试回忆
悉尼UTS雅思口语回忆
雅思口语回忆4
雅思ielts全真写作试题
英语口译翻译原则:句群逻辑关系原则
英语口译翻译原则:谓语最小化原则
北京考点G类写作真题
雅思笔试回忆3
雅思口语回忆朗阁版
雅思笔试回忆7
雅思G类考试写作题
IELTS考试范文精选集包含小作文
雅思写作真题及思路
IELTS26/11/99
雅思样题1
雅思口语回忆环球版
不限 |
英语教案 |
英语课件 |
英语试题 |
不限 |
不限 |
上册 |
下册 |
不限 |