Story12 A Clever Farmer
Uncle Sam doesnt like farmer. He thinks they are very foolish and only know work on the farm.
One winter morning, the sun is shining. Uncle Sam sits on the step of his house. At that moment, a farmer with a map in his hand comes to him.
Farmer:Excuse me, Uncle. Can you tell me know to get to the hospital, please?
Uncle Sam: Lie down in the middle of the street and youll soon be at a hospital.
Farmer Please set an example to me.
Uncle Sam: I think you come to our city at the first time. Its much more beautiful than the field. Is that right?
Farmer: Yes, uncle. But it is built on the field.
Uncle Sams face turns red.
故事12 聪明的农民
山姆大叔不喜欢农民。他认为他们很愚蠢只会在农场干活。一个冬天的早晨,阳光明媚,山姆大叔坐在门前的石阶上。这时,一个农民手拿地图向他走来。
农民:请问,大叔,去医院的路怎么走?
山姆大叔:你躺在街当中,很快就会在医院的。
农民:请你做一个示范。
山姆大叔:我想你是第一次进城吧,城市比你那块地漂亮多了,是吧?
农民:是的,大叔,但城市是建在地之上的。
山姆大叔脸红了。
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