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Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....

人物

Allen

Jim

Kuki

Fenix

Vicky

Lisa

Cast

1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.

2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.

3. Fenix︰one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.

4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.

5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.

Scene I

(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)

Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.

Kuki: Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God

gives all things to industry.

Lisa: Yeah. I know.

Vicky: We will do our best.

The door opens now. Two men come in.

Kuki moves to the door.

Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the table.

Allen: Yes, pleases.

Tim: I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.

Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.

Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.

Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.

Allen&Tim: Thank you.

After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.

Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the

door.

Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?

Lisa: I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.

Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.

Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me

uncomfortable.

Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.

Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.

Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!

Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)

Kuki: (runs to Vicky) what happened?

Vicky: He, he……He touched me!

Fenix: No!! I didn’t.

Lisa: You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.

Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.

Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……

Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your

Waitress. They are such tricky women.

Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….

Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.

Lisa: You are a shameless cheater, liar.

The argument continues.

Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.

Allen: I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.

Tim: That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that.

Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and the

waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and

make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.

Kuki: Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you

any good.

Fenix: Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.

Tim: Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!

Fenix: Mind your own business.

Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.

Fenix: Uh……

Allen: I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.

Fenix turns to the door quickly.

Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.

Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully

the weak and fear the strong.

Tim: Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.

Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.

Allen: You are welcome. It’s just my duty.