致命的大错
"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
"Qualifications: No education or experience."
"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
"Fired because I fought for lower pay."
"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .
" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia.' I prefer to elaborate privately."
打字错误与语法错误
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
"I am a rabid typist."
"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."
"Accounting cleric."
"As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
"Suspected to graduate early next year."
"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
"Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."
"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
不应有的幽默
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)
"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
"My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular."
"Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence' series."
"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
"Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."
(HR看到这句会囧死吧……)
学前英语口语学习教程:第六单元
跟小小孩说英文:At the dining table饭桌上
跟小小孩说英文:In the supermarket 在超市(一)
跟小小孩说英文:Concentrate on Eating 专心吃饭
学前英语口语学习教程汇总
跟小小孩说英文:Putting on a raincoat 穿雨衣
英蕊乐园游历记全集:Story 04 这个男孩是谁
英蕊乐园游历记全集:Story 09 我有一只狗
跟小小孩说英文:Buying another bottle 再买一瓶
跟小小孩说英文:In the supermarket 在超市(二)
跟小小孩说英文:Eating hot pot 吃火锅
跟小小孩说英文:Having snacks 吃点心
少儿英语口语故事:白云
跟小小孩说英文:Eat it up 吃干净
跟小小孩说英文:Splitting a piece of chocolate 分巧克力
跟小小孩说英文:Shopping in the Market 逛市场
跟小小孩说英文:In the fast food restaurant 在快餐店
英蕊乐园游历记全集:Story 07 那是一个苹果
英蕊乐园游历记全集:Story 05 这是什么
跟小小孩说英文:Eating ice cream 吃冰淇淋
跟小小孩说英文:Don't go too far 不要走远
跟小小孩说英文:In the clothes shop 在服装店
跟小小孩说英文 :Feeding the baby 喂宝宝
学前英语口语学习教程:第八单元
英蕊乐园游历记全集:Story 01 你好
跟小小孩说英文:Dining 吃饭
跟小小孩说英文:In the supermarket 在超市(三)
少儿英语口语故事:夏日来到
少儿英语口语故事:小猫
跟小小孩说英文:Going out on a rainy day 下雨天出门
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