孔雀东南飞英语剧本

　　孔雀东南飞英语剧本：

　　焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)

　　刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)

　　焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)

　　刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)

　　太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)

　　强盗burglars(abandc)

　　prologue 序幕

　　(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)

　　j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my

　　wife is wusong.

　　译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，(小声)我妻子是武松。

　　(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!

　　译：我才不怕你呢!

　　(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

　　译：谁怕谁啊!在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔!有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊!

　　(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)

　　my god! who can help me?(下)

　　译：我的天!谁来救救我啊?

　　act1 第一幕

　　(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)

　　jm(拄拐棍上):i can!

　　(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?

　　l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?

　　jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law.

　　l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

　　jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so

　　lazy……

　　l:but……

　　jm:never interrupt me!

　　l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard all

　　daylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken

　　and……

　　jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!

　　l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)

　　act2

　　(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)

　　l:mum, i’m back!

　　lm:you are back?why?what happened?

　　l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

　　lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on

　　marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen

　　to me. look at yourself……

　　l:but,mum……

　　lm:never interrupt me!

　　l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and

　　i’ll marry whomever you want me to.

　　lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter

　　haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!now you are free again, i ’ll go

　　and tell him.(下)

　　l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅

　　铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

　　act3

　　(j睡眼惺忪上)

　　j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?

　　(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!

　　(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.

　　(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围

　　裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now

　　she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.

　　jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?

　　j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!

　　jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice

　　girl,go and take her back!

　　j(立正敬礼):yes madam!

　　act4

　　(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)

　　a:hey you!stop and listen to us!

　　the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

　　b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

　　c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)

　　ab&c:give us all your money!

　　j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?

　　(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)

　　a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!

　　b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!

　　c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go and

　　rob the wedding!

　　a&b:good idea!

　　j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!

　　ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!

　　j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!

　　(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll go

　　with you. you take the money and i take the bride.

　　b:have you got any experience?

　　j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书$1，000，000)

　　act5

　　(转眼已到了婚礼之期.ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

　　(j和三强盗跃至台中)

　　abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!

　　a:the road is built by me!

　　b:and i planted one tree.

　　c:if you want to go by this street---

　　j:give us all your money!

　　(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)

　　l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)

　　(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来.j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)

　　j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向ms冲去)

　　(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)

　　(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

　　j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?

　　l(哭状):i hurt a lot!

　　j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)

　　l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)