奶奶“玩”QQ秀

我有一个七十二岁的奶奶，她有一个圆圆的的头；黑得发亮的头发犹如棉花一样柔软；脸上的皱纹不多，看上去像五十多岁一样。她还很会“玩”qq秀呢！

I have a 72 year old grandmother with a round head, shiny black hair as soft as cotton, and few wrinkles on her face as if she were in her fifties. She can also "play" QQ show!

那天，我写完作业，准备去qq秀商城逛一逛。这时，奶奶走到我身边，指着屏幕左上角的卡通男孩问“这男孩是谁呀？”我得意地说：“这就是我的qq秀形象，怎么样，够帅吧。”奶奶仔细一看，奇怪地问题：“这个男孩染了蓝色的头发，而且头发还遮住一只眼睛，一点儿也不像你啊！”“奶奶，在网上想换哪个发型都可以。你等着，我马上换个刺猬头给你看看。”说着，我点击“我的物品”找着刺猬头型。奶奶看了看手表，担心地说：“刺猬头要很久的，上次我去发廊烫发都差不多一个小时呢。”我“扑哧”一声，捧腹大笑，看来奶奶对qq秀还不是很清楚。耶！刺猬头！找到了！我点击“试穿”，我的发型立刻变了，对奶奶说：“不知道比发廊快多少倍。”“这是怎么回事？才五分钟，上次我还要一个小时，怎么现在这么快？”奶奶惊奇地问。我卖起了关子，说：“我还能还能换汽车呢！”说完，我点击了卖汽车的网页。指着一辆黑色跑车，问：“奶奶这辆车漂亮吗？”奶奶说：“很漂亮，一定很贵吧。”我说：“也挺贵的，要4Q币。”奶奶说：“4块钱还说贵？”奶奶接着说：“干脆你帮我买一辆，你爸说最便宜也要五六万元”说完，奶奶转身走了。

That day, I finished my homework and was going to visit QQ show mall. At this time, grandma came to me, pointed to the cartoon boy in the upper left corner of the screen and asked, "who is this boy?" I proudly said: "this is my QQ show image, how, handsome enough." Grandma looked at it carefully and asked a strange question: "this boy has dyed blue hair, and his hair still covers one eye. It's not like you at all!" "Grandma, you can change any hairstyle you want on the Internet. Wait, I'll show you a hedgehog head right away. " Say, I click "my goods" looking for Hedgehog head. Grandma looked at her watch and said anxiously, "hedgehog head will take a long time. Last time I went to the hair salon for a perm, it was almost an hour." I "poop" a, laugh, it seems that grandma is not very clear about QQ show. Yeah! Hedgehog head! Eureka! When I clicked "try on", my hair immediately changed and said to grandma, "I don't know how much faster than the salon." "What's the matter? It's only five minutes. Last time I needed another hour. Why is it so fast now? " Asked grandma in surprise. I sold it and said, "I can still change a car!" With that, I clicked on the website of selling cars. Pointing to a black sports car, he asked, "is Grandma's car beautiful?" Grandma said, "it's beautiful. It must be very expensive." I said, "it's very expensive. It's 4q." Grandma said, "four yuan is expensive?" Grandma then said, "why don't you buy one for me? Your father said that the cheapest one is fifty or sixty thousand yuan." then grandma turned and left.

忽然，客厅里传来了爸爸的声音：“4块钱一辆跑车？妈，您听错了吧。”

Suddenly, Dad's voice came from the living room: "4 yuan a sports car? Mom, you heard me wrong. "

“哈哈哈……”我的肚子好痛哦！奶奶“玩”qq秀真是笑死我啦！

"Hahaha..." My stomach hurts so much! Grandma's "playing" QQ show is killing me!