我给水果做美容

水果是我的最爱，菠萝、椰子、火龙果……一提到它们我就流口水。可最近不知怎么的，水果们在我家的大果盘里躁动不安。

Fruit is my favorite, pineapple, coconut, dragon fruit I drool at the mention of them. But recently I don't know how, the fruits are restless in my big fruit plate.

“什么，火龙果长‘雀斑’了”我告诉了妈妈这事儿，可她偏不信。我便把火龙果举到妈妈面前，“不看不知道，一看吓一跳”，老妈目瞪口呆。

"What, the fire dragon fruit has freckles." I told my mother about it, but she didn't believe it. I then held the fire dragon fruit in front of my mother, "I don't know if I don't see it, but I'm scared when I see it." my mother was stunned.

不久，椰子们的“汗毛”越长越长，像胡子一样，菠萝浑身长满了青春痘，火龙果的雀斑越长越黑，恐怖啊!

Before long, coconuts' hair grows longer and longer. Like a beard, pineapple is covered with zits, and the freckles of Pitaya grow darker and darker. It's horrible!

看到水果们痛苦的样子，我于心不忍，于是我把它们带进了我的“符符美容院”。进入手术室的第一位病员火龙果女士说：“医生啊。您一定要帮我杀死‘雀斑’!”

I couldn't bear to see the fruits suffering, so I took them to my fufu beauty salon. The first patient in the operating room, Ms. huolongguo, said, "doctor. You must help me kill freckles! "

我以为只是表面污染，先用水冲洗了一会儿、试图洗掉它们，没用。只好进入第二疗程：牛奶浴。我让火龙果女士在牛奶里沐浴十分钟，依然不管用。我只好用绝招了——“面粉美白驱斑疗法”，先滴“润肤油”，再撒“超人面粉”(以上均为独门秘制)，十分钟，二十分钟……雀斑依旧。 下一位，椰子先生。椰子先生央求我：“医生，您一定要治好我的病!我本来就黑，‘汗毛’长那么长，不吓死人才怪!”我立刻为椰子先生修剪汗毛，可它的汗毛却疯狂地长着。我没招了。

第三位，菠萝小姐。看招!祛痘洗面奶，祛痘贴，祛痘霜!搓，搓搓搓，抹，抹抹抹……唉，青春痘依然“青春”。

Third, Miss pineapple. Look! Acne cleanser, acne remover, acne cream! Rub, rub, wipe, wipe Alas, acne is still "Youth".

最后一种办法就是解剖。现在也只能用解剖才能查出真正的“病因”。征得了水果们的同意后，我开动了。

The last way is to dissect. Now we can only use anatomy to find out the real "cause". With the fruit's consent, I started.

我捧起椰子，接着解剖开来。哇，椰子的“血液”变绿了。看来，“血液”变绿是它的重要“病因”。而“血液”变绿是因为“血管神经”被污染而出现了异常。椰子在临死前知道了这个“罪魁祸首”，也甘心了。接着，它进入了垃圾桶。

I picked up the coconut and dissected it. Wow, the coconut's blood is turning green. It seems that "blood" turns green is its important "cause". And "blood" turns green because "blood vessels and nerves" are polluted. Coconuts know the "culprit" before they die, and are willing to. Then it goes into the garbage can.

菠萝是因为受到了感染，过敏才长出好多“痘痘”。火龙果则是因为受到强烈的紫外线照射，才不断长斑的。

Pineapple is due to infection, allergies to grow a lot of "acne.". Dragon fruit is because of the intense ultraviolet radiation, it has been growing spots.

原来，这些水果都是受到了外界毒素的侵害才生病的，下此“毒手”的是来自外界的五万种毒素。经过我仔细调查，得知它们是由烟囱毒气以及种种污染气体等组成，说到底，都是人为造成的。 水果也进美容院，你没听说过吧!但如果你不想悲剧重演，请爱护你的家园!