You have to pay attention to our campus, such as in a meal, a lot of people carrying a lunch box with the expectation of the line, suddenly, I saw a mouse like some people left to enter a, the right to squeeze in a, underneath and emerge a, it jumped down a, a number of the mouse to jump the queue, to an orderly queue in disarray, " thousands of miles long ". Also, far looked at two people hand in hand, and suddenly a man holding a monkey ass like red, and then a series of dirty words, but kill me I couldn't think of why they are proud of? Is it has a smelly face handsome? Of course, the hand of the garbage to the malicious attack garbage innocent, will contain in the mouth and thick yellow liquid repeatedly abandoned, in our view, is very common. Of course, these actions also inadvertently exercise response capability, our agility, and precision. For example, we will avoid sputum those on the ground, will be the first to accurately judge the air those wanton flying nose paper flying direction, another Apparates, escape.
So, I had a crazy dream.
I have a dream, every restaurant put cats, so cut in the mice will not line up, we will never be ranked as a million in the queue.
I have a dream, will become intolerable to the ear of discourse tenor singing, so that every moment of every day, we can appreciate the elegant art.
I have a dream, the sputum into immortality! So where it in the mouth of the people would not spit, but will be delighted to swallow!
I have a dream, the wanton flying nose paper into cash! So ... ... I would not say it, I hope you must be safety first in money!
Come to think of it, our lives will be so beautiful, everywhere is an elixir, Bill diffuse fly, of course, in the song of the cats chase mice.
However, God is not happy, just as I like beating down after a lightning, then washed my face is a slap in the face, said: " your nerve growth is not normal, your dream will never come true "
Yeah, I should find a new dream to dream.
I knelt in front, so those who deeply at them:
" I have a dream, I hope you become adult mice!
I have a dream, I hope you still go to monkey ass red face when a red light!
I have a dream, I hope you put sputum or swallow!
I have a dream, a paper or simply fly away! "
Say, I'm a beat, and fell on his knees feel helpless on the ground, God again, said to me: " young man, why not try morality? "
Moral? What is moral? This word in the dictionary that page? It still exist in the world? Feeling of morality is a ship to the black sea vessels, to black holes of spacecraft, it can also play a role?
God said: " you can try. "
Then I find they knelt down, ready to morality, but the moral two characters not export, but also is a beat.
In view of this, my last dream has been identified, the group never is you.
But I still believe:
Our moral, not to the black triangle ships, not to black holes of the spacecraft, it's in my dictionary on the 399th page, it is tomorrow also rising sun, shine on the earth, it is the gateway to the door to success on the red carpet Avenue, straight forward, it is in each individual in our seating the future must have an absolutely indispensable organ, we should have no any excuse to make it forever when a heart to trea
各位有没有注意观察一下我们的校园,比如在打饭时,很多人拿着饭盒满怀期待的排着队,突然,只见耗子似的一些人左边窜进来一个,右边挤进来一个,下边又冒出来一个,上边又跳下来一个,数个耗子的插队,把一列整齐的队伍弄得混乱不堪,长达“万里。还有,远远看着两人并肩前行,又突然一个人憋起了猴屁股般的红脸,进而一连串的脏话,但杀了我也想不出为什么他们还引以为豪?难道是拥有一种臭脸皮的潇洒吗?当然,那些拿着手里的垃圾去恶意攻击无辜的垃圾筒的,将含在嘴里浓而淡黄的液体屡次抛弃的,在我们的风景里已经很普通了。当然,这些行为也在无意中锻炼了我们的反应能力,敏捷度,还有精准的眼力。比如我们会躲避那些地面上的浓痰,会先精确的判断出空气中那些肆意飞扬的鼻涕纸的飞来方向,再一个移形幻影,躲开。
这样,我有了一个疯狂的梦想。
我有一个梦想,每个餐厅多放几只猫,这样插队的耗子们便不敢来排队,我们也就不会再排那样长达万里的队列。
我有一个梦想,将那些不堪入耳的话语变成男高音的歌声吧,这样,我们每天每时每刻都可以欣赏到高雅的艺术。
我有一个梦想,将那些浓痰变成仙丹吧!这样凡它于口中的人便不会吐出,反而会欣喜地咽下!
我有一个梦想,将空中肆意飞扬的鼻涕纸变成钞票吧!这样……我就不用说了吧,希望你们在抢钱时一定要注意安全!
想想看,我们生活会多么美好啊,满地都是仙丹,钞票漫飞,当然还有在歌声中追耗子的猫。
可是,上帝不高兴,就在我腚后狠狠打下一闪电,然后冲着我脸就是一巴掌,说:“你神经发育不正常,你的梦想不会实现
是啊,我真该重新做梦,寻找新的梦想。
我,于是跪在那些人面前深切地冲他们说:
“我有一个梦想,希望耗子你快变成人吧!
我有一个梦想,希望你还是去以猴屁股红的脸当个红绿灯吧!
我有一个梦想,希望你把痰还是咽下去吧!
我有一个梦想,鼻涕纸们还是肆意地飞去吧!
说完,我就一顿痛揍,鼻青脸肿地跪在地上无可奈何,上帝又来了,对我说:“年轻人,为何不试着讲道德呢?
道德?道德是什么?这一字条在字典那一页?它在世界上还存在吗?感觉道德是一艘通往黑海的船只,是飞往黑洞的宇宙飞船,它还能起作用吗?
上帝却说:“你可以试试。
于是我又找到他们跪下,准备说道德,但道德二字还未出口,又是一顿痛揍。
鉴于此,我的最后一个梦想已经确定了,那群人千万别是你们。
但是我仍然坚信:
我们的道德,决不是通往黑三角的船只,决不是飞往黑洞的飞船,它就在我字典上的第399页,它就是明天喷薄升起的太阳,照耀大地,它就是通往成功大门的铺满红地毯的大道,笔直向前,它还是我们在座次每一个人在未来必须长有一个绝对不可缺少的器官,我们应该没有任何借口把它永远当一颗心脏来看待,未来需要你们对于此的承诺,就在此时举起拳头——发誓吧!
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