A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."
一位居住在一栋公寓思想下雨了,把他的头伸出窗外,看看。他这么一个玻璃眼,落在了他的手。
他抬头一看,它是从哪里来的时候看到一个年轻女子低头。
“这是你的吗?他问。
她说,“是的,你可以把它?那人同意。
在到达她一再感谢请这个人喝一杯。她很迷人,他同意。不久之后,她说,“我要吃晚饭了。有很多。你要不要加入我。
他欣然接受了她的提议,既享受了一顿美餐。当夜晚来临,女士说,“我有一个奇妙的夜晚。你想留下来过夜?
他犹豫了一下,然后说,“你喜欢这种行为与你遇见的每一个人?
“不,她回答说,“只有那些吸引我的注意。
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