第一堂课

啊，开学了，作文班也开始上课了。 今天下午，是第一堂作文课，我一走进教室，就看见了教我们的江老师，他的样子怪吓人的，长着长长的头发，戴着一副眼睛，还长着又黑又长的胡须。我第一次看到他，我以为江老师脾气不好。但江老师的脾气正和我想的相反，江老师看起来很凶，其实，江老师很幽默。给我们讲了很多小马虎的故事，其中有几个故事很好笑，很多同学肚子都笑痛了。

我讲给你们听听：“第一个是：有一天下起了大雨，有一个小朋友就写了一段话，不小心把伞写成了命。他写：下雨了，我们家没有好命，只有一把破命。第二个是：有个孩子的娘在城里，那个孩子想娘，要去找娘，在半路给娘写了一封信，他写：亲爱的狼啊，昨天有一头老娘被打死了。”

I'll tell you: "the first one is: one day when it rained heavily, a little friend wrote a paragraph, accidentally writing an umbrella as his life. He wrote: it's raining. There is no good life in our family, only one broken. The second is: there is a child's mother in the city. The child thinks of her and wants to find her. He wrote a letter to her halfway. He wrote: Dear wolf, yesterday an old woman was killed. "

太好笑了。快要下课的时候，老师在黑板上写了“我能行”三个字，老师在鼓励我们，对呀，我相信我一定能行。

It's funny. Near the end of class, the teacher wrote "I can do it" on the blackboard. The teacher encouraged us. Yes, I believe I can.