课外活动的时候,我们班同学进行了歪诗大战。
During the extracurricular activities, our classmates had a war of crooked poems.
冬冬说:“小猫不洗澡,到处捉小鸟。小鸟没捉着,摔跤少不了。”
Dongdong said: "kittens don't bathe, they catch birds everywhere. If the bird is not caught, wrestling is necessary. "
丁丁说:“春眠不觉晓,处处蚊子咬。打开敌敌畏,蚊子活不了。”
Ding Ding said, "I don't feel the dawn when I sleep in spring. Mosquitoes bite everywhere. Open dichlorvos, mosquitoes will not live. "
我说:“日照香炉生紫烟,狐狸来到烤鸭店。口水流了三千尺,一摸兜里没带钱。”
I said: "sunshine censer gives birth to purple smoke, fox comes to roast duck shop. The saliva flowed three thousand feet. I had no money in my pocket. "
毛毛说:“床前明月光,小熊睡得香……”
Maomao said: "the bright moon in front of the bed makes the bear sleep well..."
突然,老师进来了。吓得同学们屁滚尿流,一个个成了小哑巴。
Suddenly, the teacher came in. Scared the students to piss off and become dumb one by one.
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