粗暴的伯父

我有一个伯父，水汪汪的眼睛，胖胖的身体，还有一个很大的啤酒肚，像一个怀孕６--７个月的孕妇一样。他喜欢穿深色的衣服，这样就显得身体瘦一点。

I have an uncle, watery eyes, fat body, and a big beer belly, just like a pregnant woman 6-7 months pregnant. He likes to wear dark clothes, which makes him look thinner.

记得有一次，伯父喝醉了，口中胡言乱语一个劲地说：干、干一杯！却不能上楼梯，走起路来腾云驾雾。爸爸扶着他上，他还一劲将爸爸甩开，脚一顿乱踩，不是踩到爸爸的脚，就是踩到栏杆，可把我们吓坏了！爸爸的脚被踩得一块红，一块青，一块紫，一块黑，“五颜六色”的。

Remember once, uncle drunk, in the mouth gibberish a strong ground to say: dry, dry a cup! But I can't go up the stairs and walk on the road. Dad helped him up, and he still threw dad away, trampling on his feet, either stepping on his feet or stepping on the railings, which scared us! My father's feet were red, blue, purple, black, colorful.

还有一次，伯父和伯母吵架，因为伯父太晚回家。刚走进家门，伯母问：“怎么那么晚回家？”伯父说：“你管得着吗？”伯母说“我怎么管不着？”话音刚落，伯父气得火冒三丈，挥起手掌，“啪！”只见伯母脸上立即显出一个“五指山。”伯母哭着说：“你敢打我？”伯父神气地说：“我怎么不敢？”我想：惨了！“第三次世界大战”又要开始了！想着，想着，只见哥哥和姐姐如同闪电般的速度跑到我家“避难”。

Another time, uncle and aunt quarreled because uncle came home too late. Just walked into the house, my aunt asked, "how can I go home so late?" The uncle said, "can you manage it?" My aunt said, "why can't I care?" Just as the voice fell, uncle was furious and waved his hand, "pa!" I saw a "Five Finger Mountain" on my aunt's face My aunt cried and said, "dare you hit me?" "Uncle said with air:" how can I not I think: miserable! "The Third World War" is starting again! Think, think, see elder brother and elder sister to run to my home like lightning speed "refuge".

你看，我的伯父就有这么粗暴，这个臭脾气不知何时能改一改。有时候他发起威来还粗话连连。但每次事过之后他又很后悔！小朋友们，你们可不能学我的伯父那样哦！

You see, my uncle is so rude. I don't know when I can change his bad temper. Sometimes he started Willy and talked a lot. But every time after the incident, he regretted it! Children, you can't be like my uncle!