致苍蝇的一封信

亲爱的苍蝇：

Dear fly:

你不好!

Aren't you fine?

每当灿烂的夏天来临时你就会在窗台上嗡嗡乱叫，吵得我们不得安宁。

When the brilliant summer comes, you will buzz on the windowsill, making us restless.

到了中午，也就是你们最高兴的时候。因为你们喜欢和我一起用餐。不过，“我”要给你们定几条“约法三章”中小苍蝇守则。

At noon, when you are most happy. Because you like to eat with me. However, "I" will give you a few "three rules" for small flies.

（1)不可以和我们一起用餐。

(1) You can't eat with us.

(2)只要你们站上的食物，我们就不可以食用。

(2) As long as you stand on the food, we can not eat.

（3）在我们睡觉的时候，不可以落在我们家人的脸上。

(3) When we sleep, we can't fall on our family's face.

在晚上你们不可以和蚊子开'party'。有时为了高兴，居然跳到了我们的脸上。

You can't have a party with a mosquito at night. Sometimes in order to be happy, I jumped into our face.

祝你

Wish you

一路顺风 半路牺牲

笑口常开 笑死活该

被你叮过的人:刘闻茜

People you've stung: Liu Wenxi

2008年5月28日

May 28, 2008