从前,有两个国家,男人是胜国,而女人是脆弱国。每次脆弱国打仗都是打败的,而胜国很帅,打仗都是百战百胜的。有一次,脆弱国来报信,说我们男人国的胖子——周子飒把那位女帝国的女王给消灭了,我们都很高兴。
Once upon a time, there were two countries where men were the victors and women the weak. Every war in a fragile country is defeated, and the winning country is very handsome. Every war is a hundred victories. Once, the fragile state reported that Zhou zisa, the fat man of our man country, had wiped out the queen of the female empire. We were all very happy.
而我——张哲楷就是司令总部的,别看我的脾气不大,力气可大着呢,我下面的就是老三,这下你们知道我排名第几位了吧?我呢,就是二元帅。钱老师是小工兵,斯老师是地雷,还有竺老师,他呢就是师长。
And I, Zhang zhekian, is the commander's headquarters. Although I have a small temper and great strength, the third one below me is the third one. Do you know where I rank? I am Marshal II. Mr. Qian is a small engineer, Mr. Si is a mine, and Mr. Zhu is a teacher.
哈哈……我们厉害吧!
Ha ha... Let 's do it!
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