网虫爸爸

我的爸爸是一条“网虫”，每天下班第一件事就是开电脑上网，电脑快成了他的宝贝，为此，还经常闹出许多笑话来。

My father is a "net worm". The first thing he does after work everyday is to open a computer to surf the Internet. The computer is becoming his treasure. For this reason, he often makes many jokes.

有一次，爸爸正在书房上网，妈妈进来问：“老公，我的衣服呢？”爸爸眼睛盯着电脑屏幕，干脆装作听不见，继续上他的网。妈妈以为爸爸没听见，就又说了一遍。最后爸爸为了妈妈不再烦着他，就目不旁视地说：“忘存档了，等我百度一下再给你。”妈妈给气得火冒三丈——直瞪眼。

Once, when my father was surfing the Internet in my study, my mother came in and asked, "husband, where is my clothes?" Dad stared at the computer screen, pretended that he couldn't hear, and went on to his network. Mom thought dad didn't hear it, so she said it again. Finally, for his mother no longer bothered him, his father said: "forget to archive, and I will give you Baidu." Mother was so angry that she stared.

今天爸爸却不开电脑了，于是我奇怪地问：“爸爸今天怎么不开电脑了？”“因为网络坏了，连不上。”爸爸觉得无聊，就出去外面走走。爸爸刚走，天就下起了大雨。不一会儿，爸爸就跑回家来，全身湿透，好像一只“落汤鸡”。

Today, my father can't turn on the computer, so I asked strangely, "why can't my father turn on the computer today?" "Because the network is down, it can't be connected." Dad felt bored, so he went out for a walk. No sooner had dad left than it rained heavily. After a while, dad ran home, soaked, like a "drowned chicken".

到了晚上十一点，网络终于修好了，当然也能上网啦，爸爸听到这个“天大”的好消息，就迫不及待地打开电脑，自由自在地上起网来……

At eleven o'clock in the evening, the network is finally repaired, and of course, it can also be used online. Dad can't wait to turn on the computer when he hears the good news of "Tianda". He can't wait to get on the Internet freely

你们说，我给“网虫”起的绰号好听吗？

Do you think the nickname I gave to "net worm" sounds good?