《一封消费者的申诉书》

敬爱的消协领导：

Dear leaders of Consumer Association:

您好！我作为一名受害的消费者，现在向消协提出严正申诉：控告“巨规则”药业有限公司毁我女儿美好前程！

Hello! As a victim of the consumer, I now submit a serious complaint to the Consumer Association: accusing "giant rules" Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. of destroying my daughter's bright future!

事情是这样的。我是一位“望女成凤”的母亲，从女儿小时起就培养她多方面的兴趣，特别是在文学写作方面。女儿也很争气，博览群书，笔耕不辍，一直受到同学老师们的赞扬，说她“见解独到，语言平实，贴近生活”。谁想上了高三，她作文成绩直线下滑，最后甚至可说是一落千丈。新班主任（一经验丰富的老教师）警告她：“高考作文不许恣意胡为，要按‘规则’写作！”

It's like this. I am a mother of "looking forward to her daughter becoming a phoenix". Since her childhood, I have cultivated her various interests, especially in literary writing. Her daughter is also very ambitious, read a lot and keep writing. She has been praised by her classmates and teachers all the time, saying that she "has unique views, plain language and close to life". Who wants to go to senior three, her composition score plummeted, and even plummeted in the end. The new head teacher (an experienced old teacher) warned her: "the composition of the college entrance examination should not be arbitrary, and should be written according to the 'rules'"

面对才华满腹却升学有难的女儿，我心急如焚——怎能让“见解独到”的女儿符合那该死的“规则”呢？这规则又是什么呢？

In the face of my talented daughter who has difficulty in going to school, I am in a state of anxiety - how can I make the daughter with "unique views" conform to the damn "rules"? What is the rule?

这时，我看到了“巨规则”公司出的“速效规则冲剂”系列的“八股冲剂”，简介如下：

At this time, I saw the "eight share" series of "quick acting rule granules" issued by "giant rules", which are described as follows:

品名：速效八股冲剂

Product Name: quick acting Bagu granules

成份：首段中心草二钱

Ingredients: the first section of central grass

二段引深粉三钱

Two stage deep powder and three coins

三段举例散四两

Three examples

末段点题花二钱

Two yuan for the last point

适应症：对高考标准作文规则极感不适，作文无法符合规则等。

Indications: I feel very uncomfortable with the composition rules of the college entrance examination standard, and the composition can not meet the rules, etc.

药效：服用者短期内即可丢掉自己的思路，换上“规则”视角立意；并使其文笔甚“规”—中华民族语言瑰宝极生僻词汇转为其口语常用词，使其做到事事举例，出口便是对偶排比名言警句，药到病除！保证符合高考规则！

Efficacy: in a short period of time, users can lose their own ideas, change to the perspective of "rules"; and make their writing very "rules" -- the rare vocabulary of the Chinese nation's language has been transformed into their spoken words, so that they can do everything for example, and the export is the antithesis of the famous dictum, the medicine to the disease! Make sure to meet the college entrance examination rules!

看完介绍我心情振奋，火速购回，硬塞进女儿口中。女儿果然发生翻天覆地的变化—先是改称邻居女孩的父母为“令尊令堂”，后来她不骑车上学了，说什么“车轮一转，不能十步；吾腿十驾，功在不舍。”还有，那天天冷，我让她加衣裳，她偏不，口中还念念有词：“岁寒，然后知松柏之后凋”云云，不胜枚举。

After reading the introduction, I was in a good mood. I bought it back quickly and shoved it into my daughter's mouth. Her daughter did change dramatically - first, she renamed her neighbor's daughter's parents "your father's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother's mother Also, it was cold that day, I asked her to add clothes, but she didn't want to. She also said: "when it's cold, then I know that pine and cypress wither." there are countless clouds.

谁知，这“规则”说变就变。自《赤兔之死》之后，“规则”早已变得不那么死板了?而女儿还按“旧规则”只会“点题—深入—举例—扣题”。现在，不仅我们全家生活大乱，女儿也无法再适应“新规则”的高考作文了。

Who knows, this "rule" theory changes. Since the death of the red rabbit, the "rules" have become less rigid. However, according to the "old rules", my daughter can only "ask questions - go deep - give examples - deduct questions". Now, not only our family's life is in a mess, but also our daughter can no longer adapt to the "new rules" of college entrance examination composition.

面对被“巨规则”公司害得人不像人，鬼不像鬼的女儿，我痛心疾首—规则也是会变的呀?

In the face of being harmed by the "giant rules" company, people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghost's daughter, I am distressed - the rules will change too?

还我活泼可爱才思敏捷的女儿吧?

My lively, lovely, talented and quick daughter, right?

一位悔恨万分的母亲

A remorseful mother

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