一天,警官奥楚蔑洛夫正在大街上巡视着。觉得有点口渴,便随手拿了一个苹果啃了起来。忽然看到对面来了个军官,后面还跟着一队士兵。他下意识地眯起眼睛仔细一看,原来是乌拉吉米尔将军,便立刻扔掉了手里的苹果,抹了抹嘴,带着满脸含笑的温情迎上去说:“将军大人好!”
One day, officer otumilov was patrolling the street. Feeling a little thirsty, he picked up an apple and began to nibble it. Suddenly I saw an officer coming from the opposite side, followed by a group of soldiers. He narrowed his eyes subconsciously and looked carefully. It was general ulajimir. He immediately threw away the apple in his hand, wiped his mouth, and went up with a smile on his face and said, "good general!"
“你是谁?”乌拉吉米尔将军甚感迷惑,实在想不起什么时候见过警官。”
"Who are you?" General ulajimir was so confused that he couldn't remember seeing the police officer
“我就是上次帮您找到您爱犬的奥楚蔑洛夫呀。”
"I found your dog's otumilov last time."
“嗯。”乌拉吉米尔将军冷漠地点点头。
"Um." General ulajimir nodded coldly.
“说实话,您那爱犬真是机灵。一口就咬破了那坏家伙的手指头。你看它那伶俐的耳朵,一看就知道是犬中之英。我敢肯定您那爱犬不须训练也会是一头勇猛无比的……”
"To be honest, your dog is very clever. One bite broke the bad guy's fingers. If you look at its smart ears, you will know that it's the English dog. I'm sure your dog will be very brave without training... "
“废话!”奥楚蔑洛夫的话忽然被打断了,“那条狗味道还不错……”奥楚蔑洛夫吓了一跳。原来那条狗已经被将军给吃了,真是拍马屁拍到了马腿上。他灵机一动,连忙说:“我也说嘛,将军府里的畜生怎么会那么瘦。后来我听说是因为这种狗的营养全被骨头给吸收了,别看它长得那么瘦,它那骨头可脆了,而且营养丰富,将军可真是好眼力!要是换成了别人怎么看得出来呢?”
"Nonsense!" Otumilov's words were suddenly interrupted, "that dog tastes good..." Otumilov was startled. It turned out that the dog had been eaten by the general. It was really flattering on the horse's legs. He had an idea and said: "I also said, how can the animals in the general's house be so thin. Later, I heard that the nutrition of this kind of dog was absorbed by the bones. Although it is so thin, its bones are fragile and rich in nutrition. General, it's really good eyesight! How can you tell if it's changed to something else? "
“你这混蛋!我是看那条笨狗连只兔子都抓不住,才叫人砍了它喂狗的,没想到它那些兄弟们还吃得挺香。你这家伙胡说什么?”
"You bastard! I saw that stupid dog can't even catch a rabbit, so I asked people to cut it down and feed it to the dog. I didn't expect that its brothers were still eating delicious. What are you talking about? "
将军一挥手把奥楚蔑洛夫摔在地上,掏出了枪。
With a wave of his hand, the general threw otumilov to the ground and took out his gun.
只听见奥楚蔑洛夫痛苦地低吼了一声……
Only heard otumilov roar in pain
“将军真是好枪法!今天真是不枉此行,终于把那只追了很久的鹰给打下来了。”将军的部下捧着将军的猎物奉承道。
"The general is a good shot! Today is really not in vain this trip, finally chased down that for a long time eagle The general's men flattered him with his prey.
原来那一枪并没有打在奥楚蔑洛夫身上。但是奥楚蔑洛夫呢?怎么没听见他来拍马屁?他怎么会放弃这么好的机会?
It turns out that shot didn't hit otumilov. But what about otumilov? Why didn't you hear him flatter? How could he give up such a good chance?
众人回头一看,原来他已经断气了!
When they looked back, they saw that he was dead!
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