圣诞节的妙趣装饰品

These sweet Grenade Ornaments by Suck UK will ensure that your next Christmas is a blast, pun very much intended. While we've long been fans of dangerous design (in symbolism, not in reality), these grenade ornaments are more than a conversation piece, they've been designed as a charity item for holiday decoration shoppers.

这个手榴弹圣诞装饰一定能使你家的圣诞节热闹非凡，blast一语双关，既是说炸弹爆炸，又形容节日气氛爆棚。一直以来我们都喜爱冒险（只是象征性的，而不是真正的危险品），一个小装饰胜过千言万语，他可是圣诞购物者的新宠哦。

What can be better than a fat gay mermaid on your Christmas tree?

还有什么比胖胖的美人鱼挂在你的圣诞树上更好的呢？

We can't promise the Dog Poop Christmas Ornament will become a family heirloom but you can bet your family will still be talking about it well into the New Year. This sparkly, sculpted "doo" has been featured on the Jay Leno Show (really!) and is one of our most popular new items this season. A great gift for any pet lover with a warped sense of humor.

我们不能保证这个狗屎装饰会成为传家之宝，但我可以打赌，直到新年你们还会谈论它。这个闪光的雕刻装饰作为这一季度最受欢迎新品，它甚至是Jay Leno脱口秀的特色之一（真的！）。这可是送给宠物爱好者的不二选择。

The Captain James T. Kirk Ornament is just one of many Star Trek themed items for all the trekkies out there.

詹姆斯·泰比里厄斯·柯克舰长，一款《星际迷航》主题的装饰，所有粉丝的最爱。

背景知识：James T. Kirk詹姆斯·泰比里厄斯·柯克是Star Trek《星际迷航》系列中的一名角色。

Why does a Sex and the City Christmas Ornament exist is beyond our understanding. But that doesn't mean that these ornaments won't find a nice tree for themselves. The fact that the movie grossed over $400 million is proof that the Sex and the City franchise has a very strong base that will eat up whatever is thrown at them.

可能你无法想象这款欲望都市主题圣诞挂件居然有市场，但这并不妨碍它们为自己找棵好树把自己挂起来。事实上，《欲望都市》的电影版有着40亿的票房佳绩，不难想象不管推出什么周边产品，都会马上被广大粉丝抢购一空。

Who can resist the unstoppable mix of Farting Toys and Holiday Cheer? The Santa & Reindeer Tootin' Tushies are hysterical Christmas decoration to hang around the house or as a new favorite ornament on the tree. Santa and his reindeer do a lot of work on Christmas Eve so each must have some serious gas. It's a lot of pressure. But their farts are no regular flatulence. It is infused with the humor inspiring Christmas spirit. Squeeze either the Reindeer or Santa Tootin' Tushies Farting Ornament and it will fart a few bars of Deck the Halls for an impressive 15 or so seconds!

谁能阻挡放屁玩具和节日大餐？圣诞老人和驯鹿的屁股玩具要么是歇斯底里的恶搞要么就是你屋里最好的装饰。圣诞老人和驯鹿这几天非常忙碌，你知道他们肚子里一定存了很多气，再来点儿压力……但，这绝不仅仅是胃胀气，而是一种圣诞气氛。捏紧圣诞老人，或是驯鹿，你的屋子里就能回响那特殊的声音，最长可以达15秒钟以上。