高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第4季》中英双译5素材

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　　小蛮腰

　　取子小Q

　　海因里希

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第五集

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　　我只是想说

　　一部像样的《绿巨人》

　　All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent

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　　让电影公司砸了不少钱

　　trying to make a decent Hulk movie,

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　　他们完全可以拿这笔钱

　　造一个真正的绿巨人出来

　　they could probably just make an actual Hulk.

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　　这观点真是聪明又有趣

　　That is apt and amusing.

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　　我应该跟艾米·菲拉·福勒分享

　　I think I shall share that with Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　她一定会欣赏你的妙语连珠

　　She'll appreciate the witticism.

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　　不敢当

　　Thank you.

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　　这同时也能改善你在她心目中的最初印象

　　It'll also help improve her initial impression of you.

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　　你们俩最近如何

　　So what's going on with you two?

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　　状态一直维持不变

　　Well, the status is as it always was.

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　　她是位女生

　　她也是位朋友

　　She's a girl. She's a friend.

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　　但她不是我的

　　She is not my--

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　　请原谅我做这个动作

　　please forgive me for doing this--

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　　"女朋友"

　　"Girlfriend."

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　　好吧

　　好吧

　　Right, right.

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　　所以你们一直保持在发短信和发邮件的阶段吗

　　So you're still just texting and emailing?

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　　你难道一点也不想跟她呆在一起吗

　　比如

　　You don't feel any need to hang out with her, you know--

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　　呆在一个房间也好啊

　　be in the same room?

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　　莱纳德

　　你是我最好的朋友

　　Leonard, you are my best friend.

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　　我认识你整整七年了

　　I've known you for seven years,

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　　而我却还难以忍受

　　咱俩同坐在一个沙发上这个事实

　　and I can barely tolerate sitting on the couch with you.

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　　你就可以想象得到

　　Imagine my attitude regarding

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　　我对与艾米·菲拉·福勒长时间身体接触的态度了

　　prolonged physical proximity to Amy Farrah Fowler.

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　　明白了

　　Got it.

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　　我感觉你有意见

　　I sense judgment on your part.

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　　没有

　　哪有

　　No, no.

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　　或许有那么一点儿吧

　　Maybe a little.

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　　我可以认为你的批评是基于嫉妒吗

　　May I suggest that your criticism is based on jealousy.

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　　嫉妒

　　有什么值得让我嫉妒的

　　Jealousy? What do I have to be jealous of?

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　　我与一位女性有一段运行良好且令人满意的关系

　　I have a functioning and satisfying relationship with a female.

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　　而你没有

　　You have none.

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　　被你说中了

　　Oh, right. That.

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　　嫉妒是一个丑陋的

　　眼发绿光的怪物

　　Jealousy is an ugly green-eyed monster--

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　　跟绿巨人浩克一样

　　not unlike the Hulk--

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　　随便说一下

　　人家也是有女朋友的

　　who, by the way, also has a girlfriend.

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　　在这段重播里

　　妮弗·康纳利

　　In this iteration, Jennifer Connelly,

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　　或许你记得的版本是《美丽心灵》里

　　whom you may recall as the girlfriend of Russell Crowe

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　　罗素·克洛的女朋友

　　in A Beautiful Mind,

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　　说不定都和绿巨人共赴巫山了

　　a feel-good romp if there ever was one.

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　　我才没有嫉妒

　　I'm not jealous.

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　　莱纳德一点儿也不嫉妒

　　Leonard not jealous.

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　　我刚想到一件事

　　You know, it just occurred to me,

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　　如果存在千万个平行宇宙

　　if there are an infinite number of parallel universes,

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　　在其中的一个

　　那里很可能有一位谢尔顿

　　in one of them, there's probably a Sheldon

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　　他根本不相信有平行宇宙的存在

　　who doesn't believe parallel universes exist.

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　　很可能

　　你的重点是什么

　　Probably. What's your point?

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　　没重点

　　No point.

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　　这只是让千万个我中的某我

　　It's just one of the things

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　　发笑的理由之一

　　that makes one of the mes chuckle.

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　　莱纳德

　　什么事会让你发笑

　　What makes you chuckle, Leonard?

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　　最近吗

　　Hmm, recently?

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　　不是很多

　　Not much.

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　　是因为那场争端吗

　　起因于

　　Is it because of the conflict that arises

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　　你极其需要与一个女人建立对偶关系

　　from your desperate need to pair-bond with a woman,

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　　而显然所有的女性做出的决定

　　and the apparent collective decision of all womankind

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　　都是否决了你

　　to deny you that opportunity?

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　　呃

　　Um...

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　　你还是把嘴闭上吧

　　Shut up.

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　　当我爷爷过世之后

　　You know, when my grandfather died,

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　　剩奶奶独自一人

　　我妈妈就安排

　　and Meemaw was alone, my mom arranged for her

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　　让她一周去三次活动中心

　　to visit a center three times a week

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　　在那里

　　她可以与同样孤独的人交流

　　where she could socialize with other lonely people.

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　　这个安排非常好

　　It's very nice.

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　　他们讨论时事

　　玩桥牌

　　吃热乎乎的饭

　　They discuss current events, play bridge, get a hot meal.

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　　听起来不错

　　That sounds lovely.

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　　如果你喜欢玩桥牌的话

　　It is if you like bridge.

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　　你喜欢玩桥牌吗

　　莱纳德

　　Do you like bridge, Leonard?

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　　谢尔顿

　　我只是现在没有人约会而已

　　Sheldon, I'm just not dating someone right now.

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　　不用把我送到老年活动中心吧

　　I don't need to go to a senior center.

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　　奶奶一开始也是拒绝

　　但后来她欲罢不能

　　Meemaw resisted at first, but now she loves it.

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　　好

　　如果我最近还没碰到合适的人

　　Fine. If I don't meet someone soon,

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　　你就把我送去养老院得了

　　you can put me in a home.

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　　那不是养老院

　　It's not a home.

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　　是老年人活动中心

　　It's a senior center.

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　　我们绝不会把奶奶送到养老院

　　We'd never put Meemaw in a home!

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　　嗨

　　大家好啊

　　Hey, guys.

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　　-嗨

　　-嗨

　　- Hey.

　　- Hey.

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　　我屈服于社交的压力

　　跟你们打声招呼吧

　　All right, I'll bow to social pressure: Hey!

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　　抱歉

　　我女朋友伯纳黛特打来的

　　Excuse me. That's my girlfriend, Bernadette.

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　　我给她设了专门的铃声

　　I assigned her her own ringtone--

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　　用的“四顶尖”唱的《伯纳黛特》

　　"Bernadette," By The Four Tops.

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　　伯纳黛特

　　你好啊

　　Hello, Bernadette.

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　　我给他打电话时

　　铃声是"褐眼女孩"

　　When I call him, his phone plays "Brown Eyed Girl."

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　　现在回想起来

　　好像不是那么好了

　　Which, now that I think about it, is not so good.

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　　你应该意识到

　　他是在炫耀他有女朋友而咱们没有

　　You realize he's just rubbing our noses in the fact

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　　故意让咱们不爽

　　that he has a girlfriend, and we don't.

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　　你是说

　　你没有吧

　　You mean, you don't.

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　　连你都有女朋友了

　　You have a girlfriend?

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　　你怎么会有女朋友呢

　　How could you have a girlfriend?

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　　你在女人面前连话都说不出来

　　You can't even speak to women.

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　　送你两个字

　　聋女

　　Two words-- deaf chick.

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　　所以我说不说话都没关系

　　It doesn't matter if I can't talk,

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　　因为她根本听不见

　　because she can't hear me.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　这是她的原话

　　That's what she said.

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　　很好

　　你有女朋友

　　霍华德有女朋友

　　Great. You have a girlfriend, Howard's got a girlfriend,

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　　-谢尔顿有女

　　-错错错错

　　- Sheldon's got a girl... - No, no, no, no!

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　　女性朋友

　　...who's a friend.

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　　多谢

　　Thank you.

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　　你呢

　　斯图特

　　What about you, Stuart?

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　　你有女朋友了吗

　　You have a girlfriend yet?

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　　有了

　　有了

　　Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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　　我们是在动漫大会上相遇的

　　I met her at Comic-Con,

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　　那里是全世界唯一一个地方

　　the one place in the world where saying

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　　可以用"我有一家漫画书屋"

　　"I own a comic bookstore"

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　　作为真正的开场白

　　is an actual pickup line.

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　　哇哦

　　恭喜你

　　Oh. Well, good for you.

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　　其实她很可怕

　　Not really. She's horrible.

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　　当她想做爱的时候

　　When she wants to have sex,

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　　她会穿上她超大号的神奇女侠装

　　然后大喊

　　she puts on her plus-size Wonder Woman costume and shouts,

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　　"谁想坐一下我的隐形飞机"

　　"Who wants to take a ride in my invisible plane?"

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　　你为什么不直接跟她分手呢

　　Why don't you just break up with her?

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　　不

　　我做不到

　　No, no, I can't.

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　　为什么

　　Why not?

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　　因为分手后

　　我形影单只

　　像你一样

　　'Cause then I'd be alone, like you.

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　　兄弟

　　你为什么不让沃罗威茨

　　Dude, why don't you just invoke

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　　履行女友条例呢

　　your girlfriend pact with Wolowitz?

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　　因为我用不着他女朋友

　　Because I don't need his girlfriend

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　　介绍一个女朋友给我

　　to set me up with one of her girlfriends.

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　　我完全有能力自己找一个女朋友

　　I'm perfectly capable of finding a girl on my own.

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　　莱纳德

　　你让我想到

　　Oh, Leonard, you remind me

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　　一个古老的搞笑故事

　　of the funny old story about a man

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　　是讲一个男人拿着一叠

　　who walks into a women's correctional institution

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　　女囚犯的释放许可

　　with a stack of paperwork

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　　走进女子监狱

　　that will allow the female convicts to go free.

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　　你是想说

　　我即使拿着赦令

　　You're saying I couldn't get laid

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　　走进女子监狱

　　也没人会跟我上床

　　in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

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　　你到底还让不让我讲这个故事了

　　Are you going to let me tell the story or not?

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　　莱纳德

　　Leonard?

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　　你在睡觉吗

　　Are you sleeping?

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　　没有

　　No.

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　　你病了吗

　　Are you ill?

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　　没有

　　No.

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　　你还为你的寂寞和无人疼爱

　　Are you still depressed

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　　而郁郁寡欢吗

　　because you're alone, and no one loves you?

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　　不知道

　　也许吧

　　I don't know. Maybe.

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　　我想让你知道

　　我由衷地关心

　　I want you to know that I'm genuinely concerned

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　　你的身体健康

　　about your well-being.

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　　-谢谢

　　-不用客气

　　- Thank you.

　　- You're welcome.

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　　但是你还是没有理由把脚放在我的位子上

　　But it's still no reason to have your feet in my spot.

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　　我可以说说我的看法吗

　　May I offer an observation?

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　　搞什么

　　她在这多久了

　　What the hell? How long has she been here?

　　152

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　　打我们从漫画店回来开始

　　Since we got home from the comic bookstore.

　　153

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　　那是两小时前的事了

　　That was two hours ago.

　　154

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　　根据你的建议

　　As per your suggestion,

　　155

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　　我们正在相处

　　we're hanging out.

　　156

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　　老实说

　　我都不知道

　　Quite frankly, I don't see

　　157

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　　你有什么好大惊小怪的

　　what all the hoopla's about.

　　158

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　　继续说

　　艾米

　　Go on, Amy.

　　159

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　　从神经生物学的角度看

　　莱纳德

　　From a neurobiological standpoint, Leonard,

　　160

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　　你之所以独身

　　you may be alone

　　161

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　　可能是由于你的心理状态

　　because your psychological state is causing

　　162

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　　导致你的身体散发出绝望的味道

　　an actual pheromone-based stink of desperation.

　　163

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　　你知道这个理论吗

　　莱纳德

　　Did you know that, Leonard?

　　164

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　　-不知道

　　-我就知道

　　- No.

　　- I did.

　　165

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　　我知道有些人在公共聚集场所

　　I understand that some people find mates

　　166

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　　像是酒吧或是小酒馆里寻找伴侣

　　in social gathering places such as bars or taverns.

　　167

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　　你到酒吧或是酒馆试过吗

　　Have you tried a bar or tavern?

　　168

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　　没有

　　我才不要去酒吧里泡妞呢

　　No, I'm not gonna try to pick up a woman in a bar.

　　169

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　　明智的决定

　　听我分析

　　艾米

　　Wise decision. You see, Amy,

　　170

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　　想要在酒吧成功找到伴侣

　　是要靠

　　success at a bar is based on classic male attributes

　　171

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　　典型的男性特质的

　　像是身高

　　力量

　　such as height, strength, attractiveness,

　　172

　　00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:54,040

　　魅力

　　还有喝酒和投飞镖的能力

　　the ability to hold one's liquor and throw darts --

　　173

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　　或是边喝酒边投飞镖的能力

　　separately or together.

　　174

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　　而莱纳德不具备其中的任何一点特质

　　Leonard has none of these attributes,

　　175

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　　对吧

　　莱纳德

　　right, Leonard?

　　176

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　　没错

　　Right.

　　177

　　00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:04,860

　　并不是在所有吧都要这样的

　　That's not true of all bars.

　　178

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　　比如说果汁吧

　　Juice bars, for example.

　　179

　　00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,390

　　说得好

　　艾米

　　Oh! Good point, Amy.

　　180

　　00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:10,140

　　在这个前提下

　　Yeah, building on your premise,

　　181

　　00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,560

　　莱纳德可以经常光顾寿司吧

　　Leonard could frequent sushi bars,

　　182

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　　沙拉吧

　　生蚝吧

　　salad bars, oyster bars,

　　183

　　00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,720

　　还有苹果天才吧

　　你在干吗

　　the Apple Genius Bar...what are you doing?

　　184

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　　继续说吧

　　我听着呢

　　Keep going. I'm listening.

　　185

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　　真没礼貌

　　That was rude.

　　186

　　00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,600

　　他总是这样

　　He does it all the time.

　　187

　　00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,650

　　他就是社交无能的集合体

　　He's a cornucopia of social awkwardness.

　　188

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　　集合体

　　Cornucopia.

　　189

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　　多么甜美流畅的词呀

　　What a mellifluous word.

　　190

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　　就把这个词定为今日美词吧

　　Let's make that our word of the day.

　　191

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　　同意

　　明天开始用"甜美流畅"

　　Agreed. And we'll use mellifluous tomorrow.

　　192

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　　我要去排空一下我的膀胱

　　Well, I have to void my bladder.

　　193

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　　跟你一起相处很愉快

　　It was nice spending this time with you.

　　194

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　　等一下

　　Wait.

　　195

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　　我有个请求

　　I have a request.

　　196

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　　什么请求

　　Yes?

　　197

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　　我想让你见见我的母亲

　　I'd like you to meet my mother.

　　198

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　　知道了

　　I see.

　　199

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　　我回头答复你好吗

　　Can I get back to you on that?

　　200

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　　当然可以

　　晚安

　　Certainly. Good night.

　　201

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　　晚安

　　Good night.

　　202

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　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard, Leonard,

　　203

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　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard, Leonard,

　　204

　　00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,640

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard, leonard,

　　205

　　00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,290

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard, Leonard,

　　206

　　00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,880

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard, Leonard,

　　207

　　00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,890

　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard,

　　208

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　　莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　Leonard, Leonard...

　　209

　　00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,460

　　干吗

　　Yeah, what?

　　210

　　00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,840

　　艾米·菲拉·福勒让我见她母亲

　　Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother.

　　211

　　00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,380

　　那又怎样

　　Yeah. So?

　　212

　　00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:15,150

　　这是什么意思

　　What does that mean?

　　213

　　00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:17,850

　　你不是总是说

　　Well, you know how you're always saying

　　214

　　00:08:17,850 --> 00:08:19,610

　　艾米只是你的女性朋友吗

　　that Amy is a girl who's your friend,

　　215

　　00:08:19,610 --> 00:08:21,010

　　而不是你的女朋友

　　and not your girlfriend?

　　216

　　00:08:21,010 --> 00:08:23,360

　　-嗯

　　-你以后就不能再这么说咯

　　- Uh-huh.

　　- You can't say that anymore.

　　217

　　00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,670

　　等一下

　　你说什么

　　Wait. What?

　　218

　　00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:28,690

　　她很显然

　　Look, she obviously wants

　　219

　　00:08:28,690 --> 00:08:31,070

　　想要你们的关系更进一步

　　to take your relationship to the next level.

　　220

　　00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:32,580

　　我不想更进一步

　　I don't want the next level.

　　221

　　00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,490

　　我喜欢现在这步

　　I like this level.

　　222

　　00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:36,890

　　帮我搞掂她

　　Fix it for me!

　　223

　　00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:38,580

　　我

　　Me?

　　224

　　00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,240

　　我怎么帮你搞掂啊

　　Well, how am I supposed to fix it?

　　225

　　00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,160

　　很简单

　　你想要女朋友

　　Simple! You want a girlfriend,

　　226

　　00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,700

　　艾米想要当别人的女朋友

　　Amy wants to be someone's girlfriend.

　　227

　　00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:46,370

　　我把她给你

　　我会祝福你们的

　　Take her off my hands. I give you my blessing.

　　228

　　00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:48,740

　　你都疯的

　　That is insane.

　　229

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　　没错

　　不会成功的

　　You're right. It would never work.

　　230

　　00:08:49,850 --> 00:08:51,670

　　艾米觉得你很乏味

　　Amy finds you tedious.

　　231

　　00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,460

　　好吧

　　祝你好运

　　Okay, good luck.

　　232

　　00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,840

　　等一下

　　我该怎么办啊

　　Wait! What am I supposed to do?

　　233

　　00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,980

　　你有没有想过跟她分享你的感受

　　Well, have you considered telling her how you feel?

　　234

　　00:08:58,980 --> 00:09:01,470

　　莱纳德

　　我是物理学家

　　不是嬉皮士

　　Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie.

　　235

　　00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,070

　　好吧

　　让我想想

　　All right, well, let me see

　　236

　　00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:08,030

　　看我能不能用物理现象解释给你听

　　if I can explain your situation using physics.

　　237

　　00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,130

　　如果说你被绑在

　　What would you be

　　238

　　00:09:09,130 --> 00:09:11,150

　　一个围绕轴心成螺旋状的

　　if you were attached to another object

　　239

　　00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:15,700

　　倾斜平面上的话

　　你的下场会是什么

　　by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?

　　240

　　00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,600

　　拧一块儿了[也有完蛋的意思]

　　Screwed.

　　241

　　00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:21,840

　　懂了吧

　　There you go.

　　242

　　00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,090

　　艾米说的没错

　　Amy's right.

　　243

　　00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:28,020

　　他真没劲儿

　　He is tedious.

　　244

　　00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,980

　　霍华德

　　去开门

　　Howard, get the door!

　　245

　　00:09:37,580 --> 00:09:39,270

　　你干嘛不去

　　Why can't you get it?

　　246

　　00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:44,190

　　你知道我在为准备结肠镜检查浣肠

　　You know I'm doing a bowel cleanse for my colonoscopy!

　　247

　　00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,770

　　我这里就像个大头朝下的火山

　　I'm like an upside-down volcano here.

　　248

　　00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:53,240

　　是你呀

　　好啊

　　Oh, hey.

　　249

　　00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,960

　　但愿你没听到

　　I hope you didn't hear that.

　　250

　　00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,990

　　火山什么的吗

　　没听到

　　The volcano thing? No.

　　251

　　00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,200

　　怎么穿了这么一件T恤

　　What's with the T-shirt?

　　252

　　00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,690

　　现在在苹果专卖店打工了吗

　　You working at the Apple store now?

　　253

　　00:10:00,690 --> 00:10:03,190

　　不是啦

　　就是随便穿的

　　No, it's just something I threw on.

　　254

　　00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:04,640

　　你的衣服我都认得

　　I know all your shirts.

　　255

　　00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,330

　　你没这件

　　That's not one of them...

　　256

　　00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,890

　　你假装在天才咨询吧工作

　　You were pretending to work at the Genius Bar

　　257

　　00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:10,090

　　借机泡妞是不是

　　to pick up women, weren't you?

　　258

　　00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,670

　　是

　　Yeah.

　　259

　　00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,570

　　我发现原来他们只管看着iPod

　　Turns out, they guard the iPods,

　　260

　　00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,490

　　没人管这些T恤

　　but they don't guard the shirts.

　　261

　　00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,620

　　那成果如何

　　So, how'd it go?

　　262

　　00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,030

　　本来挺顺利的

　　It was going well.

　　263

　　00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:22,390

　　我给个辣妹展示

　　I was showing this super hot girl

　　264

　　00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:23,710

　　怎样从安全模式启动

　　how to boot up in Safe Mode.

　　265

　　00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:27,850

　　经理起了疑心

　　长话短说吧

　　The manager got suspicious, and, well, long story short,

　　266

　　00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:30,670

　　那商场里真的有个小号房

　　they really do have a little jail in the mall.

　　267

　　00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:34,720

　　听哥句劝

　　千万别贴上假胡子接着回去装

　　Just FYI, don't try to go back with a fake mustache.

　　268

　　00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,310

　　他们虽然不天才

　　I mean, they may not really be geniuses,

　　269

　　00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:38,500

　　却能立马看出你是装的

　　but they see right through that.

　　270

　　00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,090

　　我申请调用女友约定

　　霍华德

　　I want to invoke the girlfriend pact, Howard.

　　271

　　00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:43,250

　　你这么饥渴

　　You that desperate?

　　272

　　00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:45,600

　　也不是

　　我就是想像你一样

　　No, I just... I want what you have.

　　273

　　00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,530

　　你懂的

　　身边有个女人

　　You know, I want a woman in my life.

　　274

　　00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,200

　　天呐

　　Holy Moses,

　　275

　　00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:53,230

　　菊花到底能灌进多少液体啊

　　how much liquid can be in one tokus?

　　276

　　00:10:56,550 --> 00:10:58,790

　　明确一下

　　我说的是伯纳黛特不是你妈

　　To be clear, I meant like Bernadette, not your mother.

　　277

　　00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,410

　　我明白你的意思

　　Yeah, I know what you mean.

　　278

　　00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,460

　　我要去见伯纳黛特的朋友了

　　Well, I'm off to meet Bernadette's friend.

　　279

　　00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:07,730

　　我看起来咋样

　　How do I look?

　　280

　　00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,030

　　就好像《人体异形》里

　　As if one of the plants

　　281

　　00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:13,600

　　某植物复制出来的你

　　from Invasion of the Body Snatchers duplicated you in every way,

　　282

　　00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:16,150

　　不过是海量发胶版的

　　only with an absurd amount of hair gel.

　　283

　　00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,620

　　你在干嘛呢

　　What are you working on?

　　284

　　00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:21,580

　　我在清除我的网络足迹

　　I'm removing my digital footprint from the Internet

　　285

　　00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,710

　　这样艾米·菲拉·福勒就找不到我了

　　so Amy Farrah Fowler can't find me

　　286

　　00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:26,310

　　也就没法逼我见她妈了

　　and compel me to meet her mother. Ah.

　　287

　　00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:27,730

　　你是在玩儿失踪啊

　　You're going off the grid.

　　288

　　00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:28,900

　　正解

　　Exactly.

　　289

　　00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,480

　　早年炸弹客的做法啊

　　不错嘛

　　The old Unabomber approach. Kudos.

　　290

　　00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,480

　　16岁进哈佛

　　25岁成伯克利教授

　　后隐居邮寄炸弹

　　291

　　00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:33,490

　　多谢

　　Thank you.

　　292

　　00:11:33,490 --> 00:11:36,820

　　我还发给了艾米一封关系终止通知

　　I've also sent Amy a relationship termination notice

　　293

　　00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:40,320

　　并更换了手机号和邮箱地址

　　and changed my cell phone number and e-mail address.

　　294

　　00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,300

　　她直接过来怎么办

　　What if she just comes over?

　　295

　　00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,440

　　她找不到的

　　She'll get lost.

　　296

　　00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,160

　　我们已经不住Los Robles 2311号了

　　We no longer live at 2311 Los Robles.

　　297

　　00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,730

　　我们的现住址是Los Robles 311号

　　We now live at 311 Los Robles.

　　298

　　00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:56,050

　　你把门牌号给改了

　　You changed the address on the building?

　　299

　　00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:57,000

　　信件怎么办

　　What about mail?

　　300

　　00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000

　　放心吧

　　我跟咱的邮差解释了

　　Oh, no worries-- I explained my predicament

　　301

　　00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:00,100

　　我当前的囧境

　　to our letter carrier.

　　302

　　00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,130

　　他很是同情

　　He was sympathetic.

　　303

　　00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:02,580

　　他的原话是

　　His exact words were:

　　304

　　00:12:02,580 --> 00:12:03,740

　　"哥们挺你

　　兄弟

　　"Got your back, Jack.

　　305

　　00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:05,890

　　妞儿们都疯了"

　　Bitches be crazy."

　　306

　　00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:13,690

　　谁啊

　　Who is it?

　　307

　　00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,600

　　艾米·菲拉·福勒

　　Amy Farrah Fowler.

　　308

　　00:12:18,590 --> 00:12:20,560

　　我去

　　被她逮到了

　　Darn! She found me!

　　309

　　00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,760

　　她来过这里好不好

　　She's been here before.

　　310

　　00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:27,010

　　智者千虑必有一失

　　The only flaw in an otherwise perfect plan.

　　311

　　00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,800

　　现在你得挺我

　　兄弟

　　Now, get my back, Jack.

　　312

　　00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,680

　　-你想让我怎么办

　　-跟她说我不在

　　- What do you want to do? - Tell her I'm not here.

　　313

　　00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,290

　　-那你在哪儿

　　-不知道

　　- Okay, where are you? - I don't know.

　　314

　　00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:34,800

　　你得自己设计个情节

　　You'll have to devise a scenario

　　315

　　00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,550

　　合理地解释我的不在场

　　that plausibly explains my absence,

　　316

　　00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:41,160

　　要记得

　　说谎的秘诀在于善于编织细节

　　keeping in mind that the key to a good lie lies in the details.

　　317

　　00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,000

　　你好啊

　　艾米

　　Hi, Amy.

　　318

　　00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,360

　　谢尔顿不在

　　Sheldon's not here.

　　319

　　00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,000

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　320

　　00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,680

　　细节编织得可真到位呀

　　Way to go on the details.

　　321

　　00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,570

　　再次感谢你帮我

　　伯纳黛特

　　Thanks again for doing this, Bernadette.

　　322

　　00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,980

　　我向来恪守约定

　　Oh, I take pacts very seriously.

　　323

　　00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:13,110

　　有一次在实验室

　　One time at my lab,

　　324

　　00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:16,600

　　一个转基因超级病毒培养皿不见了

　　a petri dish of genetically modified super-virus went missing.

　　325

　　00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,720

　　那天我们都拉钩发誓绝不承认

　　That day we made a pinky swear never to admit

　　326

　　00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,370

　　我们曾让埃博拉病毒和伤寒病毒结合

　　we crossed Ebola with the common cold.

　　327

　　00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:24,050

　　你们为什么要

　　Why the hell

　　328

　　00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:27,330

　　让埃博拉病毒和伤寒病毒结合

　　would you cross Ebola with the common cold?

　　329

　　00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:28,710

　　我们没有啊

　　We never did.

　　330

　　00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:31,840

　　那样就太可怕了

　　That would be a terrible, terrible thing.

　　331

　　00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:35,660

　　大家好

　　抱歉迟到了

　　我从健身房来

　　Hi. Sorry I'm late-- I was at the gym.

　　332

　　00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:38,910

　　动感训练课

　　真出了不少汗呢

　　Spin class-- worked up quite a sweat.

　　333

　　00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,460

　　乔伊

　　这是莱纳德

　　莱纳德

　　这是乔伊

　　Joy, this is Leonard. Leonard, this is Joy.

　　334

　　00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:45,790

　　-好啊

　　-好

　　- Hi.