高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第3季》中英双译3素材

　　生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕3

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第三季第三集

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　　今晚我要出去

　　心情大好

　　I'm going out tonight, I'm feelin' alright

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　　我要好好爽一下

　　Gonna let it all hang out

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　　放声歌唱

　　升三个八度

　　Wanna make some noise, really raise my voice

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　　耶

　　我要大唱大叫

　　Yeah, I wanna scream and shout

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　　滴滴啦啦

　　De-de-de, de-de-de-de-de, uh

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　　不

　　早安

　　谢尔顿

　　和我一起跳舞吧

　　No.. Morning, Sheldon. Come dance with me.

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　　不要

　　No.

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　　干嘛不要

　　Why not?

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　　佩妮

　　我支持"多个世界"理论

　　Penny, while I subscribe to

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　　这个理论表明

　　The "many worlds" theory which pots the existence

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　　在无限个宇宙中存在着

　　Of an infinite number of sheldons

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　　无限个谢尔顿

　　In an infinite number of universes,

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　　我向你保证其中没一个"我"是在跳舞的

　　I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.

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　　那这些"你"里有没有幽默一点的

　　Are you fun in any of them?

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　　根据推算

　　The math would suggest

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　　其中有几个"我"是糖娃娃

　　That in a few I'm a clown made of candy.

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　　但是绝不跳舞

　　But I don't dance.

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　　行吧

　　来点法式吐司不

　　Alright, want some French toast?

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　　今天是燕麦粥日

　　It's oatmeal day.

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　　这样吧

　　下个法式吐司日

　　我给你煮燕麦粥

　　Tell you what, next French toast day, I'll make you oatmeal.

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　　神啊

　　你还要在这赖到法式吐司日啊

　　Dear lord, are you still going to be here on French toast day?

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　　早啊

　　Morning.

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　　莱纳德

　　你看啊

　　Look, Leonard,

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　　佩妮烤了法式吐司

　　Penny made French toast.

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　　抱歉我还没给她你的用餐日程表

　　Sorry I haven't given her your schedule yet.

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　　那是个iCal[Apple电子日程表]下载啊

　　It's an iCal download.

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　　她可以直接下到手机里的

　　She can put it right in her phone.

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　　而且我想咱们说好了的

　　And I thought we agreed

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　　你们只在她那儿行房事

　　That you'd have your conjugal visits in her apartment.

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　　是说好了

　　但是现在是特殊情况

　　We did, but there were extenuating circumstances.

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　　我明白了

　　I see.

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　　她浑身的傻气

　　Did her abysmal housekeeping skills

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　　终于被她那盖世的家务活能力打压下去了是吗

　　Finally trump her perkiness?

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　　不

　　是她的床有点散架了

　　No, her bed kind of... Broke.

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　　这是不太可能的

　　That doesn't seem likely.

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　　她的床的构造很结实

　　Her bed's of sturdy construction.

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　　就算多承重一个

　　Even the addition of a second

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　　正常体型的人类也不会引致其床架松动的

　　Normal size human being wouldn't cause a structural failure,

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　　更别提像你这样的小雏形人了

　　Much less a homunculus such as yourself.

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　　小雏形人

　　A homunculus?

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　　功能健全的迷你型人类

　　Perfectly formed miniature human being.

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　　你这我的小宝贝雏形人

　　Oh, you're my little homunculus.

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　　别这样

　　Don't do that.

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　　抱歉 好啦

　　谁要普通糖浆谁要肉桂糖浆呀

　　Sorry. Okay, who wants syrup and who wants cinnamon sugar?

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　　我要燕麦粥

　　I want oatmeal.

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　　行啊

　　Yes, well

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　　我想要个室友不是大混蛋的男朋友

　　I want a boyfriend whose roommate isn't a giant pain in the ass.

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　　这个愿望很快就能实现了

　　I'm sure that will happen soon enough.

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　　但我还是要燕麦粥

　　But in the meantime, I still want oatmeal.

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　　得了

　　我投降

　　You know what, I give up.

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　　怎么会有他这种人

　　He's impossible.

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　　怎么会没有

　　我就是存在的

　　I can't be impossible, I exist.

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　　我相信你想说的是

　　I believe what you meant to say is,

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　　"我投降

　　这种人几乎是不存在的"

　　"I give up, he's improbable."

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　　谢尔顿

　　你真得换个方式

　　Sheldon, you really need to find a better way

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　　和佩妮相处了

　　Of dealing with penny.

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　　那我该怎么做

　　What am I supposed to do--

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　　在礼拜一吃法式吐司吗

　　Eat french toast on a Monday?

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　　这种情况才是不存在的

　　Now, that would be impossible.

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　　我只是说

　　你想抓苍蝇的话得用蜂蜜

　　I'm just saying, you can catch more flies with honey

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　　而不是醋

　　Than with vinegar.

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　　你用粪粪还能抓更多呢

　　You can catch even more flies with manure.

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　　你到底想说什么

　　What's your point?

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　　这个...

　　It's a...

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　　天

　　还挺香的呢

　　Boy, that does smell good.

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　　太遗憾了

　　今儿就是礼拜一

　　Too bad it's Monday.

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　　我们经理基姆去休产假了

　　Okay, Kim the night manager went on maternity leave

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　　她老公叫桑迪

　　And her husband's name is Sandy, right?

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　　然后

　　So get this--

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　　顶她班的是一个叫桑迪的女人

　　Her replacement is a woman named Sandy

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　　而她老公叫基姆

　　Whose husband's name is Kim.

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　　-哇啊

　　-是啊

　　- Wow!

　　- I know!

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　　这什么概率哦

　　What are the odds?

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　　很好算嘛

　　Easily calculable.

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　　先找到几对双方都取中性名字的

　　We begin by identifying a set of married couples

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　　已婚夫妇

　　With unisex names.

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　　然后剔除那些不适合

　　We then eliminate those unqualified

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　　从事餐饮工作的

　　For restaurant work--

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　　比如说年老的

　　坐牢的

　　残疾的

　　The aged, the imprisoned and the limbless, for example,

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　　-再然后就

　　-谢尔顿

　　- Next we look at... - Sheldon--

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　　这是一个奇妙的巧合

　　It's an amazing coincidence.

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　　就这样了行吗

　　Can we leave it at that?

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　　对不起

　　I'm sorry.

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　　喔佩妮

　　你们奶酪蛋糕工厂就好像是巫婆们开的

　　Ooh, Penny. It's as if the cheese-cake factory is run by witches.

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　　喔谢尔顿

　　别以为我不会揍你

　　Ooh, Sheldon, it's as if you don't think I'll punch you.

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　　行啦

　　你俩

　　别吵了

　　Come on, you guys, let it go.

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　　哼

　　随便吧

　　Fine, whatever.

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　　你吃完了吗

　　Are you finished?

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　　谢了

　　Well, thank you.

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　　多么体贴

　　How thoughtful.

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　　你要吃巧克力吗

　　Would you like a chocolate?

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　　好啊

　　Um, yeah, sure.

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　　多谢啦

　　Thanks.

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　　这算什么

　　What was that?

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　　你让我对佩妮好点的

　　You said be nice to Penny.

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　　我觉得给别人喂巧克力

　　I believe offering chocolate to someone

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　　能够符合"好"的定义

　　Falls within the definition of nice.

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　　没错

　　It does.

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　　但就我观察

　　你这人不符合

　　But in my experience, you don't.

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　　何瑞修

　　宇宙间无奇不有

　　There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,

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　　不是你的哲学全能梦想得到的[第一幕;第五景]

　　Than are dreamt of in your philosophy

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　　这才是你嘛

　　Now that's you

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　　讨厌而且让人难以忍受

　　Obnoxious and insufferable.

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　　日居者们

　　你们好啊

　　What's going on, day dwellers?

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　　KISS[美重金属乐队]粉丝团也废除了"不许问不许说"[美军处理同性恋旧政策]吗

　　Oh, man, did the kiss army repeal "don't ask, don't tell"?

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　　不是

　　No.

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　　我和拉杰要去好莱坞的哥特夜总会

　　Raj and I are going to a goth club in Hollywood

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　　和夜猫子一起玩儿

　　To hang with the night people.

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　　有人想一起去吗

　　Anybody want to come along?

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　　你真要这样上街吗

　　Oh, wow, you're actually going out like that?

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　　不不

　　No, no.

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　　我要这样上街

　　I'm going out like this...

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　　霍华德

　　你做了些什么

　　Howard, what did you do?

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　　这叫纹身袖

　　They're called tattoo sleeves.

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　　看

　　Look.

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　　我在网上买的

　　拉杰也买了一身

　　I go them online! Raj got a set, too..

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　　帅死了

　　是吧

　　Fantastic, right?

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　　穿上它

　　就能和前卫女孩

　　Put them on, have hot sex with some freaky girl

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　　发生韵事

　　脱下他

　　With her business pierced, take them off,

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　　我依旧是个恪礼守节的犹太人

　　I can still be buried in a jewish cemetery.

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　　知道吗

　　You know, I've always wanted

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　　我一直都想去哥特夜总会

　　To go to a goth nightclub.

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　　真的吗

　　Really?

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　　才怪呢

　　Bazinga!

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　　没有人能察觉到我的玩笑

　　对吧

　　None of you ever see my practical jokes coming, do you?

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　　你们俩去吗

　　Okay, how about you two?

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　　我还带了几个纹身袖

　　Look, I've got some extra tatoo sleeves.

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　　你带那么多干什么

　　Why are you carrying extras?

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　　万一被哪个女人的乳环刮破了好有个替换呀

　　In case I snag one on someone's nipple ring.

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　　我们就不去了

　　Uh, yeah, I think we'll pass.

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　　你现在就得"妻管严"了吗

　　Oh, is the missus speaking for the couple now?

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　　这件事

　　肯定她说了算

　　In this case, you bet she is.

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　　是啊

　　她很强势

　　他受压迫

　　Yes, she's pushy, and yes, he's whipped,

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　　但是不能这么说

　　But that's not the expression.

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　　快走

　　我要去沃尔格林药店

　　Come on, I want to stop at walgreens

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　　再多买几支眼线笔

　　And pick up some more eyeliner.

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　　他们在夜总会要被揍了

　　They're gonna get beaten up at that club.

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　　我看他们在药店就会被揍

　　They're gonna get beaten up at walgreens.

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　　抱歉

　　谢尔顿

　　Oh, sorry, Sheldon.

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　　我差点坐在你的专座上

　　I almost sat in your spot.

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　　是吗

　　我都没注意

　　Did you? I didn't notice.

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　　给你块巧克力吧

　　Have a chocolate.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

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　　我觉得我们很适合这里

　　I think we're fitting quite nicely.

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　　要是你不喝低度啤酒就更好了

　　It did help if you weren't drinking light beer.

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　　喝伏特加和蔓越莓果汁就显得比我更有哥特风格吗

　　What's so gothic about vodka and cranberry juice?

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　　是啊

　　这看起来像在饮血

　　Hello? It looks like blood.

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　　你没去看我发给你的

　　Did you even read the "wiki how" link

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　　手把手学哥特风格的WikiHow链接吗

　　I sent you on being goth?

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　　没

　　我自己的东西还看不玩呢

　　No, I'm behind on my wiki-reading.

　　152

　　00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:32,940

　　我正在读约翰·格里沙姆[法律惊悚小说《掮客》作者]

　　I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now.

　　153

　　00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:34,020

　　什么

　　What?

　　154

　　00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:36,050

　　我看完了《绝对机密》

　　I finished reading The Pelican Brief

　　155

　　00:07:36,090 --> 00:07:38,530

　　我太喜欢了

　　已经完全身临其境了

　　And loved it so much, I dived right into the client.

　　156

　　00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:39,560

　　他本身就是个律师

　　He was a lawyer himself,

　　157

　　00:07:39,590 --> 00:07:43,260

　　所以他的小说内容的准确性和娱乐性都很强

　　So his novels are accurate as well as entertaining.

　　158

　　00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:49,070

　　要记住

　　我们是浪荡子

　　暗夜之子

　　Just remember we are lost boys, children of the night.

　　159

　　00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,570

　　好的

　　浪荡子

　　暗夜之子

　　Great. Lost boys, children of the night.

　　160

　　00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:52,790

　　明白了

　　Got it.

　　161

　　00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:56,630

　　能帮忙把小吃递过来吗

　　Can you pass the chex mix please?

　　162

　　00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,210

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　163

　　00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:05,180

　　我们是浪荡子

　　We are lost boys.

　　164

　　00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,300

　　是吗

　　Good for you.

　　165

　　00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:11,590

　　其实我比他更放浪

　　I'm actually much more lost than he is.

　　166

　　00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,730

　　纹身不错

　　Nice ink.

　　167

　　00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:16,650

　　谢谢

　　Thanks.

　　168

　　00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:18,310

　　能请两位小姐喝点东西吗

　　Can we buy you ladies a drink?

　　169

　　00:08:19,370 --> 00:08:20,750

　　两杯低度啤酒

　　Two light beers.

　　170

　　00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:23,600

　　低度啤酒吗

　　"WiliHow"该把这个写进去

　　Light beers. "Wiki how" about that?

　　171

　　00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:26,610

　　你们叫什么

　　What's your names?

　　172

　　00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:29,110

　　-我叫霍华德

　　拉杰

　　-我是贝萨妮

　　-I'm Howard. Raj. -I'm Bethany.

　　173

　　00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,540

　　很高兴见到你

　　贝萨妮

　　Nice to meet you, Bethany.

　　174

　　00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:31,710

　　很高兴

　　Yes, very nice.

　　175

　　00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,210

　　我也是

　　Nice to meet you, too.

　　176

　　00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,080

　　我叫莎拉

　　I'm Sarah.

　　177

　　00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:36,920

　　反正也没人关心

　　Not that anyone cares.

　　178

　　00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:44,010

　　两位小姐喜欢看约翰·格里沙姆的小说吗

　　Do either of you ladies enjoy the novels of John Grisham?

　　179

　　00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,450

　　这动画片叫什么来着

　　What's this cartoon called again?

　　180

　　00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:59,170

　　恶魔武士

　　Oshikuru: Demon samurai.

　　181

　　00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,820

　　恶魔武士不是动画片

　　Demon it's not a cartoon.

　　182

　　00:09:00,910 --> 00:09:03,130

　　是动漫

　　It'anime.

　　183

　　00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:04,440

　　动漫

　　Anime.

　　184

　　00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:07,200

　　高中时有个女生叫安娜·梅(Anime和Anna May谐音)

　　You know, I knew a girl in high school named Anna May.

　　185

　　00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,780

　　安娜·梅·弗莱彻

　　Anna May Fletcher.

　　186

　　00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:13,840

　　她天生单鼻孔

　　She was born with one nostril.

　　187

　　00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,910

　　她后来的整鼻手术很失败

　　Then she had this bad nose job

　　188

　　00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:17,910

　　最后竟然弄成了三个鼻孔

　　And basically wound up with three.

　　189

　　00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:26,320

　　你现在经常混在这儿了

　　You're here a lot now.

　　190

　　00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,330

　　我话太多了吗

　　Oh, am I talking too much?

　　191

　　00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:29,440

　　抱歉

　　我不说了

　　I'm sorry. Zip.

　　192

　　00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,570

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　193

　　00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,910

　　吃块巧克力吧

　　Chocolate?

　　194

　　00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:35,310

　　好的

　　Yes please.

　　195

　　00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,670

　　基姆 你好

　　Oh. Hey, Kim.

　　196

　　00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:46,040

　　请你稍等一下

　　You know what,hold on.

　　197

　　00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,800

　　我到楼道里去接电话

　　Let me take this in the hall.

　　198

　　00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:59,130

　　你绝对想不到他们找谁来接替你的工作

　　You'll never guess who they got to replace you at work.

　　199

　　00:10:00,670 --> 00:10:04,140

　　我知道你在干什么了

　　Okay, I know what you're doing.

　　200

　　00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,610

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　201

　　00:10:05,670 --> 00:10:08,590

　　你在用巧克力做正面教法

　　Yes, you're ung chocolates as positive reinforcement

　　202

　　00:10:08,660 --> 00:10:12,060

　　对你认为良好的行为进行奖励

　　For what you consider correct behavior.

　　203

　　00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:15,920

　　真聪明

　　Very good.

　　204

　　00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:17,880

　　来块巧克力吗

　　Chocole?

　　205

　　00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,970

　　我不想要什么巧克力

　　No, I don't want any chocolate!

　　206

　　00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:23,730

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon,

　　207

　　00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:28,730

　　你不能拿我女朋友当实验鼠一样对待

　　You can't train my girlfend like a lab rat.

　　208

　　00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:31,630

　　事实证明

　　我可以

　　Actually, it turns out I can.

　　209

　　00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:34,570

　　你不应该这么做

　　well, you shouldn't.

　　210

　　00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,700

　　莱纳德

　　就是没法让你满意

　　是吧

　　There's just no pleasing you, is there, Leonard?

　　211

　　00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:37,920

　　你不满意

　　You weren't happy

　　212

　　00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:39,910

　　我之前那样对她

　　With my previous approach to dealing with her,

　　213

　　00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,680

　　所以我决定根据桑代克和B.F.斯金纳的理论

　　So I decided to employ operant conditioning techniques,

　　214

　　00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,910

　　采取操作性条件反射的办法

　　Building on the works of thorndike and B.F. Skinner.

　　215

　　00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,460

　　下周的这个时候

　　By this time next week,

　　216

　　00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:48,850

　　我相信我能让她从水池里一跃而出

　　I believe I can have her jumping out of a pool,

　　217

　　00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,750

　　用鼻子平衡塑料气球

　　Balancing a beach ball on her nose

　　218

　　00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:55,090

　　不行

　　这一套必须打住

　　No, this has to stop now.

　　219

　　00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:59,280

　　我不是真的建议让她从水池里跳出来

　　I'm not suggesting we really make her jump out of a pool.

　　220

　　00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,190

　　我以为你该听出了我的"才怪了"

　　I thought the "bazinga" was implied.

　　221

　　00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:04,360

　　咱们不过是调整她个性

　　We're just tweaking her personality.

　　222

　　00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,600

　　用另一种说法

　　就是把那些粗糙表面磨磨光

　　Sanding off the rough edges, if you will.

　　223

　　00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,820

　　不行

　　你不能磨佩妮

　　No. You're not sanding Penny.

　　224

　　00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:12,270

　　你是说不许我使用

　　Are you saying that I am forbidden

　　225

　　00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,320

　　能让改进我们生活的

　　From applying a harmless, scientifically valid protocol

　　226

　　00:11:15,410 --> 00:11:16,980

　　无害的科学有效的正常手段

　　That will make our lives better?

　　227

　　00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,980

　　是的

　　我不许

　　Yes. You're forbidden.

　　228

　　00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,220

　　坏莱纳德

　　Bad Leonard.

　　229

　　00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,970

　　那你们俩是做什么的

　　So, what do you guys do?

　　230

　　00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:37,270

　　就是些

　　哥特东西喽

　　Oh, you know, goth stuff.

　　231

　　00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,190

　　哥特杂志喽

　　哥特音乐喽

　　Goth magazines, goth music.

　　232

　　00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:40,830

　　哥特食品喽

　　Goth food.

　　233

　　00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:43,010

　　什么哥特食品

　　What's goth food?

　　234

　　00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:47,030

　　呃

　　黑焦三文鱼?

　　Uh. Blackened salmon?

　　235

　　00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:51,320

　　不是

　　我是问你们的工作

　　No, I meant what do you do for jobs?

　　236

　　00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,040

　　我们是科学家

　　Oh, we're scientists.

　　237

　　00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,430

　　当然

　　是黑科学的

　　Yeah, you know, the dark sciences.

　　238

　　00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:57,340

　　什么是黑科学

　　What are the dark sciences?

　　239

　　00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:58,590

　　我们

　　We...

　　240

　　00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:00,930

　　我是个天体物理学家

　　Well, I am an astrophysicist,

　　241

　　00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,180

　　很多工作都要在晚上进行

　　And a lot of that takes place at night.

　　242

　　00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:06,170

　　那时候也有吸血鬼呀

　　When there are vampires

　　243

　　00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:09,060

　　僵尸呀什么的到处乱跑

　　And miscellaneous undead out and about.

　　244

　　00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:14,840

　　听起来很酷啊

　　That sounds really cool.

　　245

　　00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,780

　　真的吗

　　好吧

　　要是你喜欢宇宙那类的

　　Does it? Okay. If you like space stuff,

　　246

　　00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,870

　　我设计国际太空站的部分呢

　　I design components for the international space station,

　　247

　　00:12:20,950 --> 00:12:22,240

　　在太空里

　　Which is in space.

　　248

　　00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,850

　　你肯定知道

　　那里没人能听到你喊叫

　　Where, as I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

　　249

　　00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:29,880

　　那么

　　两位女士是做什么的

　　So, what do you gals do?

　　250

　　00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,240

　　我在盖普服装店

　　I work at the gap.

　　251

　　00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:34,360

　　真的

　　可真有趣

　　我曾经去过盖普啊

　　Really? How about that? I've been to the gap.

　　252

　　00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,500

　　我也去过

　　I've been there, as well.

　　253

　　00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:38,530

　　我喜欢你们那种有小口袋的T恤衫

　　I like your t-shirts with the little pocket.

　　254

　　00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:43,090

　　我也在那儿上班

　　反正也没人关心

　　I work the, too. Not that anyone cares.

　　255

　　00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:46,890

　　这地方真无聊

　　You know, this place is boring.

　　256

　　00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:51,050

　　可不

　　咱们去别的地方开心开心吧

　　Yeah why don't we go somewhere else and have some fun?

　　257

　　00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:52,150

　　好啊

　　Okay.

　　258

　　00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,600

　　当然

　　我们喜欢开心

　　Sure we like fun.

　　259

　　00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,070

　　我们是开心的人

　　We are fun people.

　　260

　　00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,390

　　又黑暗又开心

　　Dark and fun.

　　261

　　00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,190

　　来吧

　　我知道一个地方你们肯定喜欢

　　Come on. I know a place you'll really dig.

　　262

　　00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:04,390

　　你带来黑色避孕套吗

　　Did you bring the black condoms?

　　263

　　00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,560

　　就在腰包包里啦

　　In my fanny pack.

　　264

　　00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,610

　　走吧

　　Let's go.

　　265

　　00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,160

　　现在高兴了

　　Are you happy now?

　　266

　　00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,840

　　没有特别高兴

　　Not particularly

　　267

　　00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,800

　　天啊

　　她没有吧

　　My god, she didn't!

　　268

　　00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:30,150

　　她究竟在说什么要这么久

　　What could she possibly be talking about for so long?

　　269

　　00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:33,270

　　显然

　　在芝士蛋糕厂做招待

　　Obviously, waitressing at the cheesecake factory

　　270

　　00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,860

　　是个复杂的社会经济性活动

　　Is a complex socioeconomic activity

　　271

　　00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,680

　　而且需要相当多的研究与计划

　　That requires a great deal of analysis and planning.

　　272

　　00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,870

　　才怪了

　　"bazinga."

　　273

　　00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,840

　　知道么

　　采用

　　You know, using positive

　　274

　　00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,210

　　正面鼓励式方法

　　我能在一个星期之内

　　Reinforcement techniques, I could train that behavior

　　275

　　00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:51,110

　　让她改变这个恶习

　　Out of her in a week.

　　276

　　00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,380

　　不

　　No.

　　277

　　00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,810

　　要是你让我用负面鼓励法

　　If you let me use negative reinforcement,

　　278

　　00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,110

　　睡觉前我就能做到

　　I can get it done before we go to bed.

　　279

　　00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:59,620

　　你不能用水喷她的脸

　　You're not squirting her in the face with water.

　　280

　　00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:00,950

　　当然不

　　No, of course not.

　　281

　　00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,990

　　我说的是十分轻微的电击法

　　We're talking very mild electric shocks.

　　282

　　00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,370

　　连组织损伤都不会有

　　No tissue damage whatsoever.

　　283

　　00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,060

　　别想了

　　Forget it.

　　284

　　00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,340

　　你不可能告诉我

　　Oh, come on. You can't tell me

　　285

　　00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,760

　　给你打造一个更好的女朋友

　　That you're not intrigued out the possibility

　　286

　　00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:14,660

　　让你一点都不动心

　　Of building a better girlfriend.

　　287

　　00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,070

　　我没有

　　I'm not.

　　288

　　00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:18,150

　　佩妮的个性 好的和坏的

　　Well, and Penny's qualities, both good and bad,

　　289

　　00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,300

　　合成了她这个人

　　Are what make her who she is.

　　290

　　00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:26,860

　　你是说

　　比如那个让人无法忍受的尖笑声

　　You mean, like that high-pitched, irritating laugh?

　　291

　　00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,320

　　你就不想希望一个低嗓门的笑声吗

　　You wouldn't prefer a throaty chuckle?

　　292

　　00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:35,050

　　不许你改变佩妮的笑声

　　You're not changing how Penny laughs.

　　293

　　00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,090

　　那才是荒诞呢

　　No, that would be incongruous.

　　294

　　00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,590

　　我打算把她的声音整体降低

　　I was going to lower the whole voice

　　295

　　00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,970

　　到一个令人愉快的音区

　　To a more pleasing register.

　　296

　　00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,840

　　对不起啦

　　伙计

　　Ugh. Sorry, guys.

　　297

　　00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:45,760

　　那丫头是个怪物

　　That girl is freaky.

　　298

　　00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,660

　　再说一遍

　　Come again?

　　299

　　00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:49,160

　　怪物

　　Freaky.

　　300

　　00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:50,250

　　怪物

　　Freaky?

　　301

　　00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,970

　　怪物

　　Ah, freaky.

　　302

　　00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:01,080

　　吃块巧克力吧

　　Have a chocolate.

　　303

　　00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,950

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　304

　　00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,490

　　你真打算破坏你的身体

　　Are you seriously going to damage your body

　　305

　　00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,460

　　就为了有可能吊上一个

　　Just for the possibility you could have cheap sex

　　306

　　00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,340

　　在酒吧里遇到的马子?

　　With a strange girl you met in a bar?

　　307

　　00:15:19,910 --> 00:15:21,630

　　当然

　　Yeah!

　　308

　　00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,630

　　你妈妈会怎么说

　　What is your mother going to say?

　　309

　　00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,470

　　她根本看不到那里

　　She's not going to see it.

　　310

　　00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:28,220

　　她现在量我体温都是放嘴里的

　　She takes my temperature orally now.

　　311

　　00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,710

　　霍华德

　　你打算要什么样的

　　What are you going to get, Howard?

　　312

　　00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,730

　　我不知道该选

　　Well, I can't really decide

　　313

　　00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:37,310

　　尖叫魔鬼

　　骇人小头骨

　　Between a screaming devil, this mean little skull,

　　314

　　00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:39,720

　　或是青蛙柯米特

　　Or kermit the frog.

　　315

　　00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:42,130

　　青蛙柯米特

　　Kermit the frog? You know.

　　316

　　00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,020

　　你好

　　我在霍华德的屁股上

　　Hi-ho. I'm on Howard's butt.

　　317

　　00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,490

　　刺个骇人小头骨

　　Get the mean little skull,

　　318

　　00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,580

　　我会让它笑起来

　　And I'll see if I can make him smile.

　　319

　　00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,160

　　请给我刺一个骇人小头骨

　　Yeah, I'd like the mean little skull, please.

　　320

　　00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:54,560

　　你要什么

　　拉杰

　　What are you going to get, Raj?

　　321

　　00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,950

　　像我这种运气

　　肝炎差不多

　　With my luck, hepatitis.

　　322

　　00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,620

　　好了

　　我们开始

　　Okay, here we go.

　　323

　　00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,640

　　只擦了点酒精棉花

　　That's just rubbing alcohol.

　　324

　　00:16:03,710 --> 00:16:06,540

　　我知道

　　但凉凉的

　　I know, but it was cold.

　　325

　　00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,250

　　我在放图案

　　I'm putting on the stencil.

　　326

　　00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,050

　　放完后怎么做

　　What comes after the stencil

　　327

　　00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,310

　　够了

　　到此为止

　　Okay, that's it.

　　328

　　00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,470

　　不刺针

　　不痛苦

　　不纹身

　　No needle. No pain. No tattoo.

　　329

　　00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,340

　　小事一桩而已

　　你又不是没纹过

　　What's the big deal? You've done this before.

　　330

　　00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,310

　　我没纹过

　　No, I haven't.

　　331

　　00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,810

　　看

　　Look.

　　332

　　00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,600

　　抱歉

　　我骗了你们

　　I'm sorry. I'm a fraud.

　　333

　　00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:30,650

　　他是个骗子

　　He's a fraud.

　　334

　　00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:31,820

　　我们都说谎了

　　We're both frauds.

　　335

　　00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,940

　　我不是已经说过了吗

　　Yeah, I think I covered that.

　　336

　　00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,220

　　我是在总结

　　But I was summing up.

　　337

　　00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:40,880

　　我们不是哥特

　　我们只是普通人

　　We're not Goth. We're just...guys.

　　338

　　00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:42,830

　　非常

　　非常聪明的人

　　Very, very smart guys.

　　339

　　00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:44,780

　　那你们一直在骗人

　　So you were totally scamming us?

　　340

　　00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,450

　　是的

　　Yes.

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