高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译15素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕15

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　　I don't ever want to feel

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　　Like I did that day

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　　Take me to the place I love

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　　Take me all the way

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　　I don't ever want to feel

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　　Like I did that day

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　　Take me to the place I lo...

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　　伙计们

　　拜托

　　Fellas, please.

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　　佩妮

　　别这样

　　Penny, come on.

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　　我们刚润好嗓子

　　We were just finding our sound.

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　　确实

　　You found it.

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　　听起来就像被割草机碾过的猫叫

　　It's the sound of a cat being run over by a lawn mower.

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　　我真的很忙

　　I'm really very busy.

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　　有没有办法延期

　　Is there any way that we can put this off

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　　好让我有时间准备

　　until I have more time to prepare?

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　　当然

　　Of course.

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　　但你知道我害怕

　　But, uh, you understand my trepidation.

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　　怎么回事

　　What's that about?

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　　没头绪

　　Not a clue.

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　　不能推迟到春季吗

　　Can't we just postpone it till the spring?

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　　或者明年夏天

　　Maybe next summer?

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　　这个很容易推断

　　This should be fairly easy to deduce.

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　　他用左耳听电话

　　He's holding the phone to his left ear.

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　　耳朵受同侧脑半球控制

　　他在用理性

　　Ears do not cross hemispheres, so he's using the analytical

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　　而不是感性的大脑半球

　　表明

　　rather than the emotional side of the brain, suggesting that

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　　他与来电方无私人感情

　　he has no personal relationship with the caller.

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　　不

　　我没发现有这么久了

　　No, I didn't realize it had been so long.

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　　当然

　　我看也没别的选择了 只好硬着头皮上了

　　Sure, I guess there's no other choice but to just go ahead and do it.

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　　他提到的是他以前做过的事

　　He's referring to an activity he has done before.

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　　令人不爽

　　还得反复做

　　It's unpleasant and needs to be repeated.

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　　这就说明是某种

　　This suggests some sort of

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　　侵入性医学检查

　　很可能是结肠镜检查

　　invasive medical test, like perhaps a colonoscopy.

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　　没别的选择吗

　　Aren't there any other options?

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　　空间不大

　　There's not a lot of room.

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　　会很不舒服的

　　It's gonna be uncomfortable.

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　　没错

　　没错

　　Yes, yes.

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　　绝对是结肠镜检查

　　I'm definitely going with colonoscopy.

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　　好的

　　拜

　　Okay, bye.

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　　我母亲要来了

　　My mother's coming to visit.

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　　怎么样

　　你说对了

　　How about that, you were right.

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　　电梯故障了

　　It's out of order.

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　　知道

　　我看到提示了

　　Yes, I can read the sign.

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　　我在思考其含义

　　I'm just pondering the implications.

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　　含义就是电梯坏了

　　I think it implies that the elevator doesn't work.

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　　再说一次

　　我看到提示了

　　Again, I can read the sign.

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　　但提示和带子上都积了一层灰

　　But the sign and the tape are coated with a layer of dust,

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　　表明电梯不能用

　　which indicates that the elevator has been nonfunctional

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　　有好长时间了

　　for a significant amount of time.

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　　这就说明要么这楼的 24到36户人家

　　我假设的

　　Which suggests either a remarkable passivity among the, I assume,

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　　基于邮箱的个数

　　24 to 36 residents of this building,

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　　和典型的城市人口密度得出的

　　based on the number of mailboxes

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　　都特别懒散

　　and given typical urban population density

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　　要么都同时产生功能性错觉

　　or a shared delusion of functionality.

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　　你一定是莱纳德的母亲

　　You must be Leonard's mother.

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　　我不确定我一定是

　　但没错

　　Oh, I don't know if I must be, but yes.

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　　我是佩妮

　　他的邻居

　　Uh, I'm Penny. I'm his neighbor.

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　　贝芙莉·霍夫斯塔德博士

　　Oh, Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.

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　　很高兴认识你

　　Oh, nice to meet you.

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　　你喜欢握手

　　有趣

　　Oh, you're a hand shaker. Interesting.

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　　跟我来吧

　　Uh, why don't you come with me.

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　　-我带你去他公寓

　　-好的

　　I'll walk you to the apartment. Oh, all right.

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　　路上可以寒暄寒暄吗

　　Would you like to exchange pleasantries on the way?

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　　当然

　　我想可以

　　Yeah, sure, I guess.

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　　好的

　　你先说

　　All right, you start.

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　　好的

　　Okay.

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　　我总是很好奇

　　You know, I've always been curious.

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　　莱纳德小时候什么样子

　　What was Leonard like when he was little?

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　　我猜你是说年幼时

　　Oh, I think you mean young.

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　　他一直很小[个子矮小]

　　He's always been little.

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　　好的

　　Right, okay.

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　　他年幼时什么样子

　　What was he like when he was young?

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　　你得说得更具体些

　　You'll have to be more specific.

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　　好的

　　大约5

　　6岁时

　　Um, okay, like, five or six.

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　　5岁

　　Five.

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　　在那个年纪

　　他正陷于

　　Oh, well, at that age, he was well enmeshed

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　　被弗洛伊德称之为

　　in what Freud would call the phallic stage

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　　性心理发展的阴茎期

　　of psychosexual development.

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　　当然是过气的理论

　　但这孩子的确

　　An outmoded theory, of course, but the boy did spend

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　　醒着的大部分时间都紧紧地抓着"小弟弟"

　　most of his waking hours with a tight grasp on his penis.

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　　莱纳德提过你以前是精神病医生

　　Yeah, Leonard mentioned you were a psychiatrist.

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　　是我的学位之一

　　Well, that is one of my degrees.

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　　我的主修是神经系统学

　　My primary field is neuroscience.

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　　我是个演员

　　Well, I'm an actress.

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　　为什么

　　Why?

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　　什么为什么

　　What do you mean why?

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　　有研究表明很多从事

　　Well, there are studies that suggest that many who go into

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　　演艺事业的人都受外界认同的煎熬

　　the performing arts suffer from an external locus of identity.

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　　我不知道那是什么意思

　　Yeah, I don't know what that means.

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　　就是说只有别人看重你时 你才看重自己

　　Well, it means you value yourself only as others value you,

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　　一般是童年情感需要得不到满足的结果

　　which is often the result of unmet childhood emotional needs.

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　　我有个很棒的童年

　　Oh, well, I had a wonderful childhood.

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　　和我说说

　　Tell me about it.

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　　我知道我爸爸想要个男孩

　　I know my dad wanted a boy.

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　　我就拼命让自己变成运动能手

　　I-I just, I tried being good at sports,

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　　但我讨厌脏兮兮的

　　but I hated getting dirty!

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　　之后

　　我猜

　　你进入青春期

　　And then, I'm assuming, you entered adolescence.

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　　在我戴上少女乳罩前

　　他一直称我为强击手

　　He called me Slugger until I got my first training bra.

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　　之后就不再和我一起打球

　　And then he just stopped playing catch with me.

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　　我也不再是强击手了

　　I wasn't Slugger anymore.

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　　你母亲来了

　　Your mother's here!

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　　如果你想和那女孩性交

　　If you want to have intercourse with that girl,

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　　查一下她父亲用哪种古龙水就行

　　find out what kind of cologne her fathore.

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　　妈妈

　　很高兴见到您

　　Good to see you, Mother.

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　　妈妈

　　您的茶沏好了

　　Here's your tea, Mother.

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　　-乌龙茶

　　-是的

　　- Oolong? - Yes.

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　　-散装的

　　不是茶包

　　-是的

　　- Loose, not bagged? - Yes.

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　　-泡了三分钟

　　-是的

　　- Steeped three minutes? - Yes.

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　　-百分之二的牛奶

　　-是的

　　- Two-percent milk? - Yes.

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　　-分别加热

　　-是的

　　- Warmed separately? - Yes.

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　　-一勺糖

　　-是的

　　- One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.

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　　-粗糖

　　-是的

　　- Raw sugar? - Yes.

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　　已经凉了

　　It's cold.

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　　我重头再来

　　I'll start again.

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　　我也觉得他有问题

　　I have the same problem with him.

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　　我的理论是他不够专注

　　My theory is that his lack of focus

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　　因为性欲过剩

　　stems from an over-developed sex drive.

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　　我真不知道他是从哪遗传的

　　Oh, I don't know where he would've gotten that.

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　　在我和他父亲圆满的婚姻之余

　　Aside from a pro forma consummation of our marriage,

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　　我们只为了生育下一代 而进行性行为

　　his father and I only had intercourse for the purposes of reproduction.

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　　这种安排太有效率了

　　That seems a fairly efficient arrangement.

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　　我们也这么认为

　　Yes, we think so.

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　　我们都因此发表了论文

　　We've both done papers on it.

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　　我的论文是从神经系统科学的角度写的

　　Mine from the neuroscientific point of view

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　　他父亲是从人类学的角度

　　and his from an anthropological.

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　　当然

　　只有我的论文值得一读

　　Mine, of course, was the onlyne worth reading.

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　　必然的

　　Of course.

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　　我很有兴趣拜读您的性生活

　　I would very much like to read about your sex life.

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　　我放在网上了

　　你也可以

　　Well, it's all online or you can order it

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　　从普林斯顿大学出版社订购

　　from the Princeton University Press.

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　　母亲

　　请喝茶

　　Here's your tea, Mother.

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　　你们在聊什么呢

　　So, what are you guys talking about?

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　　你父母性行为的频率

　　The frequency with which your parents had intercourse.

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　　一流

　　Swell.

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　　如果你三生有幸

　　她可能

　　If you're lucky, maybe she'll show you

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　　会给你看演讲的幻灯片

　　the PowerPoint presentation.

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　　不好意思

　　存在我另一台笔记本里

　　I'm sorry, it's on my other laptop.

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　　那么

　　母亲

　　So, Mother...

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　　有什么新鲜事么

　　what's new?

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　　你要说得具体点

　　You'll have to be more specific.

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　　好吧

　　All right.

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　　您有什么新鲜事么

　　Uh, what's new with you?

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　　我目前 出现了一些奇妙的更年期症状

　　Oh, well, I've been having some fascinating menopausal symptoms recently.

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　　能谈谈不这么私人的吗

　　Maybe something less personal.

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　　你叔叔弗洛德死了

　　Your Uncle Floyd died.

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　　天啊

　　Oh, my God.

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　　发生什么事了

　　What happened?

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　　他的心跳停止了

　　His heart stopped beating.

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　　我得去排尿了

　　I have to urinate.

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　　真是个超赞的女人

　　What a remarkable woman.

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　　我也觉得你们会很投缘

　　Yeah, I-I thought you guys might hit it off.

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　　我真嫉妒你的童年生活

　　I envy you your childhood.

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　　真不想告诉你

　　我童年唯一的美好回忆

　　I hate to tell you, but the only warm memories

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　　都是和我叔叔弗洛德在一起的

　　I have of my childhood are of my Uncle Floyd.

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　　你记错了吧

　　You're clearly misremembering.

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　　你母亲聪明绝顶

　　Your mother is brilliant,

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　　00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,230

　　具有高超的分析力和洞察力

　　analytical, insightful.

　　157

　　00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,930

　　我打赌就算你不肯吃汤菜

　　And I'm betting she never hit you with a Bible because

　　158

　　00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,100

　　她也不会用圣经打你

　　you wouldn't eat your Brussels sprouts.

　　159

　　00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:51,360

　　谢尔顿

　　你对你母亲的评价有失偏颇

　　Sheldon, you don't give your mother enough credit.

　　160

　　00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,230

　　她是个有爱心的人

　　She's warm, she's loving,

　　161

　　00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,100

　　她不会在你脑袋上贴上电极

　　she doesn't glue electrodes to your head

　　162

　　00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,000

　　当你学着上厕所时测量你的脑电波

　　to measure your brain waves while potty training.

　　163

　　00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:00,530

　　你很幸运

　　You were lucky.

　　164

　　00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,360

　　我小的时候

　　如果想做脑电图扫描

　　When I was a kid, if I wanted an EEG,

　　165

　　00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:04,900

　　我不得不自己贴电极

　　I had to attach my own electrodes.

　　166

　　00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,630

　　霍夫斯塔德博士

　　So, Dr. Hofstadter,

　　167

　　00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,060

　　莱纳德很少谈及

　　Leonard rarely talks about

　　168

　　00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,960

　　他成就颇高的姐姐和弟弟

　　his incredibly successful brother and sister.

　　169

　　00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:15,630

　　拜托

　　霍华德

　　别提这个了

　　Please, don't go there, Howard.

　　170

　　00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,200

　　我了解到

　　I understand that,

　　171

　　00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:22,600

　　不像莱纳德

　　他们 都是各自领域的权威人物

　　unlike Leonard, they're at the top of their respective fields.

　　172

　　00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,700

　　你个烂人

　　Boy, you suck.

　　173

　　00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,360

　　莱纳德的弟弟迈克尔

　　Well, Leonard's younger brother, Michael,

　　174

　　00:08:27,430 --> 00:08:29,530

　　是哈佛的法学终身教授

　　is a tenured law professor at Harvard,

　　175

　　00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,800

　　他的姐姐刚刚成功地

　　and his sister just successfully grew

　　176

　　00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:34,860

　　在一只青春期的长臂猿体内植入人类胰脏

　　a human pancreas in an adolescent gibbon.

　　177

　　00:08:34,930 --> 00:08:38,300

　　她很快就能治愈糖尿病了

　　So, she's close to curing diabetes?

　　178

　　00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,560

　　在一只十几岁的长臂猿体内植入胰脏还有别的原因么

　　Why else would you grow a pancreas in a teenaged gibbon?

　　179

　　00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:44,530

　　你一定很为他们骄傲吧

　　Wow, you must be very proud.

　　180

　　00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:45,530

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　181

　　00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,060

　　又不是我的成就

　　They're not my accomplishments.

　　182

　　00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,300

　　我得去排尿了

　　I have to urinate.

　　183

　　00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,630

　　你为什么这么做

　　Why are you doing this?

　　184

　　00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:56,800

　　你知道游戏规则

　　You know the rules.

　　185

　　00:08:56,860 --> 00:08:59,530

　　你带母亲来上班

　　就等着受罪吧

　　You brought your mom to work-- you must suffer.

　　186

　　00:09:01,030 --> 00:09:02,300

　　莱纳德

　　我不知道

　　Leonard, I had no idea

　　187

　　00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,800

　　你兄妹的成就都比你高这么多

　　your siblings were so much more successful than you.

　　188

　　00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,430

　　你就像是霍夫斯塔德家族里的怪物查查比[星战里的马脸怪物]

　　Yeah, you're like the Jar Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.

　　189

　　00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:15,260

　　我觉得[模仿查查比的牙买加口音] 你看起来好悲哀

　　Oh, meesa think yousa lookin' so so sad.

　　190

　　00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:19,260

　　我的朋友不该嘲笑我

　　You know, rather than mock me, my friends might realize

　　191

　　00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:22,160

　　应该懂得我有多难

　　尽力帮我

　　that this is difficult and try to help me through it.

　　192

　　00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:24,700

　　我觉得嘲笑你更有趣

　　Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.

　　193

　　00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,730

　　下一次

　　看你还带不带妈妈来上班

　　Next time, don't yousa bring mama to work.

　　194

　　00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,760

　　如何

　　Okee-day?

　　195

　　00:09:30,830 --> 00:09:33,260

　　很快嘛

　　That was fast.

　　196

　　00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:34,930

　　中间的坑被人占了

　　Oh, the middle stall was occupied.

　　197

　　00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,460

　　我得一会再去

　　I'll have to try again later.

　　198

　　00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:38,800

　　非常能理解

　　That's totally understandable.

　　199

　　00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:40,830

　　排空膀胱

　　就好像搞房地产

　　In bladder voiding, as in real estate,

　　200

　　00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:43,630

　　地点最重要

　　it's location, location, location.

　　201

　　00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,030

　　说到哪了

　　So, where were we?

　　202

　　00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:49,200

　　霍华德还和老妈住在一起

　　而拉杰不喝醉 就不会和女人说话

　　Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk.

　　203

　　00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,860

　　说吧

　　Go.

　　204

　　00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:53,330

　　很吸引人

　　That's fascinating.

　　205

　　00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,260

　　选择性缄默症非常稀有

　　Selective mutism is quite rare.

　　206

　　00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,760

　　另一方面

　　一个成年犹太男性

　　On the other hand, an adult Jewish male

　　207

　　00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:00,260

　　和母亲同住已经普遍到

　　living with his mother is so common

　　208

　　00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:03,360

　　近似于社会学的陈词滥调了

　　it borders on sociological cliché.

　　209

　　00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,160

　　只是暂时的

　　我有付房租

　　It's just temporary; I pay rent.

　　210

　　00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:09,800

　　他现在的房间就是以前放婴儿床的

　　He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.

　　211

　　00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,500

　　无论是选择性缄默症

　　You know, both selective mutism

　　212

　　00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,960

　　还是无法离开母亲独自生活

　　and an inability to separate from one's mother

　　213

　　00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,260

　　都可能是源于对女性的病理性恐惧

　　can stem from a pathological fear of women.

　　214

　　00:10:16,330 --> 00:10:17,830

　　这或许可以解释为何

　　It might explain why

　　215

　　00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,530

　　你们俩建立一段同性恋代替性婚姻关系

　　the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage

　　216

　　00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,360

　　来满足自己对亲密关系的饥渴

　　to satisfy your need for intimacy.

　　217

　　00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,460

　　你说什么

　　Say what?

　　218

　　00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:36,400

　　那不是等于我说的嘛

　　That's basically what I just said.

　　219

　　00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:37,860

　　你带你"老公"一起工作

　　You brought your husband to work.

　　220

　　00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,330

　　你知道游戏规则

　　You know the rules.

　　221

　　00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:45,030

　　我觉得你们现在看起来也很悲哀

　　对吧

　　Meesa thinking yousa looking pretty sad now too, betcha, betcha.

　　222

　　00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:47,060

　　莱纳德

　　已经1点了

　　Leonard, it's 1:00.

　　223

　　00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,300

　　1点不是要带我参观你的实验室吗

　　Weren't you going to show me your laboratory at 1:00?

　　224

　　00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,660

　　别急

　　妈妈

　　There's no hurry, Mother.

　　225

　　00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,400

　　再说一点他们之间的"地下恋情"

　　Tell them more about their secret love for each other.

　　226

　　00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,200

　　但已经1点了

　　But it's 1:00.

　　227

　　00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,560

　　你应该在1点带我去参观你的实验室

　　You were going to show me your laboratory at 1:00.

　　228

　　00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:57,660

　　她的理由无懈可击

　　Her reasoning is unassailable.

　　229

　　00:10:57,730 --> 00:10:59,700

　　已经1点了

　　It is 1:00.

　　230

　　00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,330

　　好吧

　　咱们走

　　Fine. Let's go.

　　231

　　00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:07,100

　　你肯定会觉得我的工作很有趣

　　I think you'll find my work pretty interesting.

　　232

　　00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,260

　　我正在尝试复制意大利人从碘化钠晶体里

　　I'm attempting to replicate the dark matter signal

　　233

　　00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:12,030

　　找到的暗物质信号

　　found in sodium iodide crystals by the Italians.

　　234

　　00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,860

　　没有原创性研究

　　So, no original research?

　　235

　　00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:15,400

　　没有

　　No.

　　236

　　00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,760

　　那我去看还有什么意义

　　Well, what's the point of my seeing it?

　　237

　　00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:20,630

　　我直接看意大利人的报导不就行了

　　I could just read the paper the Italians wrote.

　　238

　　00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,960

　　强烈声明

　　Just for the record,

　　239

　　00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:27,100

　　我们没有什么同性恋代替性关系

　　we're not in an ersatz homosexual relationship.

　　240

　　00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:28,830

　　你刚怎么不跟她说

　　Well, then why didn't you say that to her?

　　241

　　00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:31,140

　　为什么这老是我的责任

　　Why is it always my responsibility?

　　242

　　00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:33,080

　　并非老是你的责任

　　It's not always your responsibility.

　　243

　　00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:37,180

　　我保证

　　这和你上周在漫画书店干的事情没两样

　　I swear, this is the same thing you did at the comic book store last week.

　　244

　　00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,740

　　难以置信你会提起这件事

　　I can't believe you're bringing that up.

　　245

　　00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,640

　　才不是我提的

　　是你才对

　　I didn't bring it up. You did.

　　246

　　00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:47,910

　　我们以后再说

　　We'll talk about this later.

　　247

　　00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:50,680

　　你老这么糊弄我

　　从来没这么做过

　　You always say that, but we never do.

　　248

　　00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:58,340

　　你们居然去漫画书店不带上我

　　You went to the comic book store without me.

　　249

　　00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,080

　　你有酒吗

　　You got alcohol?

　　250

　　00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,410

　　-你老妈还没走

　　-没错

　　Your mom still here? Yep.

　　251

　　00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,080

　　进来吧

　　Come on in.

　　252

　　00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:14,040

　　等等

　　她不会来这儿找你吧

　　Wait, wait, she's not gonna come here looking for you, is she?

　　253

　　00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:17,210

　　别担心

　　她拖了谢尔顿去医院做脑扫描

　　Relax. She took Sheldon to the hospital to get a brain scan.

　　254

　　00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,210

　　天啊

　　怎么了

　　Oh, my God. What happened?

　　255

　　00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,040

　　没什么

　　老妈喜欢观察大脑

　　Nothing. Mother likes looking at brains

　　256

　　00:12:21,110 --> 00:12:22,980

　　谢尔顿则想做脑扫描

　　and Sheldon likes getting his brain scanned.

　　257

　　00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,480

　　一个愿打

　　一个愿挨

　　Geez, what a fun couple.

　　258

　　00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,240

　　她只在这儿呆了一天半

　　She's only been here a day and a half

　　259

　　00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:31,080

　　我已经开始认真考虑把酒精中毒

　　and I'm seriously considering alcoholism

　　260

　　00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:33,540

　　作为我下半生的事业

　　as a new career path.

　　261

　　00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:35,340

　　我昨天只和她聊了5分钟

　　Hey, I talked to her for five minutes yesterday

　　262

　　00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:37,610

　　就一直处于半醉状态

　　and I've been half bombed ever since.

　　263

　　00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,580

　　你不能让她进驻你的大脑

　　You can't let her get into your head.

　　264

　　00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,180

　　我的大脑

　　那你的呢

　　My head, what about yours?

　　265

　　00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,340

　　已经太迟了

　　It's too late for me.

　　266

　　00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:46,780

　　我的大脑就是她的避暑山庄

　　My head is her summer house.

　　267

　　00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,540

　　可她并没有错

　　She was right, you know.

　　268

　　00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:52,610

　　外界对我的认同都写在脸上了

　　The locus of my identity is totally exterior to me.

　　269

　　00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,110

　　已经被她洗脑了

　　你好

　　老妈

　　Oh, yeah, there she is. Hi, Mom.

　　270

　　00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:59,540

　　你知道我整个早上去哪了吗

　　I mean, do you know where I was all morning?

　　271

　　00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,310

　　和50个金发美女抢试镜

　　Auditioning with 50 other blondes

　　272

　　00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,910

　　为了一个愚蠢的抗抑郁药广告

　　for some stupid antidepressant commercial.

　　273

　　00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,510

　　为了什么

　　And for what?

　　274

　　00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:08,680

　　就为了最终得到我爸的认可

　　So I'll finally get my daddy's approval?

　　275

　　00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:09,940

　　你抢到那个角色了吗

　　Did you get the part?

　　276

　　00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:13,510

　　没有

　　他们说我太活泼了

　　No, they said I was too perky.

　　277

　　00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,180

　　你想谈谈没有亲情的生活

　　You want to talk about not getting love from a parent.

　　278

　　00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,040

　　你知道我的小时候

　　You know what I used to do when I was little

　　279

　　00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,610

　　想获得人体接触做了什么吗

　　to have some sensation of human contact?

　　280

　　00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,140

　　知道

　　你死抓着"小弟弟"不放

　　Yeah, you grabbed your penis and wouldn't let go.

　　281

　　00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,340

　　你老妈告诉我的

　　Your mother told me.

　　282

　　00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:34,610

　　不出所料

　　Of course she did.

　　283

　　00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,280

　　但我想说的不是这个

　　Anyway, that's not what I was gonna say.

　　284

　　00:13:36,340 --> 00:13:40,840

　　我10岁时 造了一个"拥抱机"

　　When I was ten years old, i built a hugging machine.

　　285

　　00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:43,010

　　"拥抱机"

　　A hugging machine?

　　286

　　00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,580

　　对

　　我找了个裁缝用的假人

　　Yeah. I got a dressmaker's mannequin,

　　287

　　00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,380

　　在里面塞一条电热毯

　　I stuffed it with an electric blanket

　　288

　　00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:49,340

　　就能有温度

　　还装了两只无线电控制的手臂

　　so it would be warm, and built two radio-controlled arms

　　289

　　00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:52,480

　　能抱我

　　拍我的背

　　that would hug me and pat my back.

　　290

　　00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,510

　　好悲哀

　　Oh, that is so sad.

　　291

　　00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,610

　　-你知道最悲哀的是什么吗

　　-什么

　　You know what the saddest part was? What?

　　292

　　00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,510

　　我爸爸常把它借过去

　　My father used to borrow it.

　　293

　　00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:05,740

　　你的扫描资料会对我的研究非常有帮助

　　Your scan data will be very helpful to my research.

　　294

　　00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,540

　　你有一颗非比寻常的大脑

　　You have a remarkable brain.

　　295

　　00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,310

　　必须的

　　I know.

　　296

　　00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,240

　　虽然我不喜欢我的右额叶

　　Although I've always hated

　　297

　　00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:15,680

　　在X光片上的效果

　　how my right frontal lobe looks in pictures.

　　298

　　00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,580

　　男人抱怨最多的

　　Common complaint among men.

　　299

　　00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,810

　　总嫌东西不够大

　　Nothing's ever big enough.

　　300

　　00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,580

　　除非是个肿瘤

　　Except when they get a tumor.

　　301

　　00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,680

　　你就不会听到这种抱怨了

　　Then you never hear the end of it.

　　302

　　00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:27,840

　　希望改日能看看你的脑扫描

　　I'd love to see a scan of your brain sometime.

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　　我会发个链接给你

　　Oh, I'll send you a link,

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　　但就生理学来说

　　我的脑扫描相当无趣

　　but its physiology is fairly unimpressive.

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　　00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,340

　　真难以置信

　　Oh, I can't believe that.

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　　00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,780

　　你不愿接受经验实据

　　Your unwillingness to accept empirical evidence

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　　00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,740

　　说明一种奉承之举

　　suggests an attempt at flattery.

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　　00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,410

　　我抱歉

　　My apologies.

　　309

　　00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,240

　　我和你儿子住在一起太久了

　　I've been living with your son too long.

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　　00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,440

　　染了些坏习惯

　　Gotten into some bad habits.

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　　可以理解

　　Understandable.

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　　-能给你沏杯茶吗

　　-我怀疑你的能力

　　Can I make you a cup of tea? I doubt it,

　　313

　　00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,680

　　不过有机会的人只有你了

　　but if anyone has a chance, it's probably you.

　　314

　　00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,580

　　和你呆在一起很舒服

　　I feel very comfortable around you.

　　315

　　00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,040

　　我也有同感

　　I feel very comfortable around you, too.

　　316

　　00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:04,440

　　令人吃惊

　　It's surprising

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　　因为我通常跟任何人在一起都觉得

　　because I generally don't feel comfortable around,

　　318

　　00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,780

　　不舒服

　　well, anyone.

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　　00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,710

　　我也是

　　Nor I.

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　　像我们这么独特的两个人

　　What are the odds that two individuals

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　　00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,610

　　通过像你儿子这样的庸