高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译13素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕13

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　　先生们 我告诉你们哟

　　Gentlemen,I put it to you:

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　　最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁

　　the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.

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　　首先 明眼人都知道这话错的 因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味

　　First off,that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate.

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　　其次 西米的有机结构使布丁 黏糊糊摇晃晃 有潜在致命危险

　　Secondly,the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death.

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　　是从植物里提取...

　　It is extracted from the plant...

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　　嘿 我在考虑留点胡子

　　Hey,I'm thinking of growing a mustache.

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　　不是吧?

　　No kidding?

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　　傅满洲那样的? 八字胡 又尖又长?

　　Fu Manchu,a handlebar,pencil?

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　　- 是从植物中提取 - 还没想好呢

　　- It's extracted from the plant. - I'm not sure yet.

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　　乔治·克鲁尼现在也留胡子呢

　　You know,George Clooney has one now.

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　　真的? 我看到过他在拉夫斯超市买龙舌兰酒

　　Really? I once saw him shopping at Ralph's. He was buying tequila.

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　　你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?

　　You'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.

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　　好啦 太残忍了

　　All right,this is cruel.

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　　我们还是让他说完 不然人家要爆头了

　　We'd better let him finish before his head explodes.

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　　好吧 谢尔顿 为啥西...

　　All right,Sheldon,why is tap...

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　　西米由食用木薯根茎提取而成

　　Tapioca is extracted from the root of the plant manihot esculenta!

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　　由于富含高浓度的氰化物

　　Due to a high concentration of cyanide,

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　　其本身有毒性 如加工不当即食用会致命

　　it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly!

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　　现在爽了吧?

　　Feel better now?

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　　同时可可豆也是巴西的 从中能提取巧克力 做最好的布丁

　　It is also indigenous to Brazil as is the coa bean,from which we get chocolate,the best pudding.

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　　求你们别再耍我了!

　　And you promised you wouldn't do that anymore!

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　　嘿 霍夫施塔特

　　Hey,Hofstadter.

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　　嘿 Kripke

　　Hey,Kripke.

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　　听说你最新的反质子衰变实验了

　　Heard about your latest anti-proton decay experiment.

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　　收集两万数据 却没啥有用的结果

　　20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results.

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　　灰常了得

　　Very impressive.

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　　蠢货一个

　　What a jerk.

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　　别气馁 莱纳德 没用的结果也是结果

　　Don't feel bad,Leonard. Negative results are still results.

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　　- 就算两万又算啥 - 行啦!

　　- Even 20,000 of them. - All right!

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　　求你们别在给我打气了

　　Please don't cheer me up anymore.

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　　别呀 不要让他打击到你 Kripke哪根葱

　　Come on. Don't let him get to you. It's Kripke.

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　　对呀 大蠢蛋一个

　　Yeah,he's a ginormous knob.

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　　所以他孤单用餐 而不能坐到这酷酷的桌子来

　　That's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.

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　　说得对呀

　　For shizzle.

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　　确实啊 Kripke确实缺乏 咱固有的那种基本社交技巧

　　It's true Kripke lacks the basic social skills that we take for granted.

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　　但他还操控着新的开放科学网格计算机

　　But he also controls the new open science grid computer

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　　而我需要它来模拟宇宙早期的结构形态

　　that I need to use to run some simulations of structure formation in the early universe.

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　　看你有没有那命用上吧

　　Well,good luck getting time on it.

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　　他可只让他的朋友使用

　　The only people he lets use it are his friends.

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　　那 解决办法很简单嘛

　　Well,then,the solution is simple.

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　　我去和他做朋友

　　I shall befriend him.

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　　Kripke!

　　Kripke!

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　　啥事?

　　Yeah?

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　　你觉得我们交个朋友如何?

　　What would you say to the idea of you and I becoming friends?

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　　我觉得木有啥兴趣哟

　　I would say I have no interest in becoming your friend.

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　　当真?

　　Really?

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　　你个里里外外不受欢迎的家伙 目光还真是相当短浅呀

　　That seems rather shortsighted coming from someone who is generally considered altogether unlikable.

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　　不如重新考虑下吧?

　　Why don't you take some time to reconsider?

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　　行呀 我去想想

　　Yeah,I'll do that.

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　　看来咱这开局不错啊

　　Well,I think we're off to a terrific start.

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　　好了

　　There you go.

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　　现在所有沃尔伍兹发来的邮件 都会直接进入垃圾箱

　　Now any e-mail from Wolowitz will go right into your spam folder.

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　　多谢 其实骚扰邮件倒没啥 他穿浴衣的度假照比较雷人

　　Thanks. I mean,the e-mail doesn't bother me as much as the vacation pictures of him in a bathing suit.

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　　是呀 我也收到了 那可不是浴衣 是晒痕

　　Yeah,I got the same one,and that's not a bathing suit. It's a tan line.

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　　你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀

　　Hello,this is Sheldon Cooper.

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　　这是给贝瑞·克里帕奇的留言

　　I am leaving a message for Barry Kripke.

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　　贝瑞 很高兴在食堂与你邂逅

　　Barry,it was pleasant seeing you today in the cafeteria.

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　　我注意到你买了推荐沙拉

　　I saw that you purchased the chef's salad.

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　　显然 你不知道推荐沙拉是 食堂的杂碎肉骗人把戏

　　Apparently,you did not know that the chef's salad is kitchen trickery to utilize scrap meat.

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　　不过呢 我希望你用餐愉快

　　Nevertheless,I hope you enjoyed it.

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　　我在追踪待定友谊的发展状况 期待你来电给它定位哟

　　I'm following up on our pending friendship and I look forward to hearing from you regarding its status.

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　　我是谢尔顿·库珀

　　Sheldon Cooper.

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　　胆小发明家又咋了?

　　What's up with Ichabod?

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　　他在交友呢

　　Uh,he's trying to make a new friend.

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　　真的? 不错嘛

　　Oh,really? Well,good for him.

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　　除非他像杰佩托做出皮诺曹 不然没戏的

　　Well,unless he makes one out of wood like Geppetto,I don't think it's gonna happen.

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　　那你们咋成为朋友的?

　　How did you guys become friends?

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　　大学公告板上的一张传单

　　There was a flyer on the bulletin board at the university:

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　　"招募室友 吹口哨的勿扰"

　　"Roommate wanted.Whistlers need not apply."

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　　你就搬进去了?

　　And you moved in anyway?

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　　我以为他说着玩的

　　I assumed he was joking.

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　　你绝对想不到有多少量子物理学家 都有反复无常的一面

　　You'd be surprised how many particle physicists have a whimsical side.

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　　霍华德和拉吉呢? 我是说他咋和他们好上的?

　　What about Howard and Raj? I mean,how did he become friends with them?

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　　不知道 碳原子是如何构成苯环的?

　　I don't know. How do carbon atoms form a benzene ring?

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　　价电子亲近

　　Proximity and valence electrons.

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　　是呀 你这样说也是哈

　　Well,sure,when you put it that way.

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　　但相处的也不错是吧

　　But it all worked out,right?

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　　差不多吧 尽管我很怀念口哨

　　I suppose. I do miss whistling,though.

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　　不是吧?

　　Oh,come on. Really?

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　　警告一次

　　First warning.

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　　佩妮 佩妮 佩妮

　　Penny? Penny? Penny?

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　　给你的

　　This is for you.

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　　你好 谢尔顿

　　Hello,Sheldon.

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　　这是啥?

　　What is this?

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　　我设计的调查表

　　It's a questionnaire I devised.

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　　我和一位同事交友遇到点困难

　　I'm having some difficulty bonding with a colleague at work

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　　所以我想做些小调查 更好的了解 为什么我目前的朋友们喜欢我

　　so I'm doing a little research to better understand why my current friends like me.

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　　嗯 这个问题值得考虑

　　Yes,well,that is a good question.

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　　但你确定这是最好的办法了?

　　But is this really the best way to figure it out?

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　　问得好 社会学家很大程度是忽悠

　　I agree. The social sciences are largely hokum.

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　　但又不能插一个电极到你的大脑 探测你对我友谊问题的反应

　　But short of putting electrodes in your brain and monitoring your response to my companionship,

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　　就这方法还凑合了

　　this is the best I can do.

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　　好 "问题1: 按吸引力程度给 谢尔顿·库珀以下各方面排序

　　Okay,"Question one: "Rank the following aspects of Sheldon Cooper "in order of appeal:"

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　　聪明 洁癖 有趣 Java程序编写?"

　　Intelligence;ruthless attention to hygiene;playfulness; JAVA applet writing"?

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　　也许头一个问题答案过分明显

　　I know,I may have started out with a fairly obvious one;

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　　谁不知道我最吸引人的特质之一 有趣

　　an aspect of my most appealing trait: playfulness.

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　　你直接把它排到1号吧

　　Why don't you just go ahead and rank that number one?

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　　恐怕剩下的我不能指导你了

　　I'm afraid you're on your own for the rest.

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　　用不了三个小时就可以完成

　　It should take you no more than three hours.

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　　等下 这玩意儿有多少个问题呀?

　　Well,wait. How many questions are on this thing?

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　　区区211个

　　Only 211.

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　　别担心 为了照顾你 这份高中毕业就能读懂

　　Don't worry. In deference to you,I kept them all at a high school graduate reading level.

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　　还得谢你 哥们儿

　　Thanks,pal.

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　　客气啥...姐们儿

　　You got it... buddy.

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　　谢尔顿 亲爱的 你有没有考虑过 通过让人开心来交友啊?

　　Sheldon,honey,did you ever consider making friends by being,I don't know,pleasant?

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　　那当然是一个发人深思的假设

　　Well,that's certainly a thought-provoking hypothesis.

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　　我看你论文写这题目好了

　　May I suggest it as the topic for your essay?

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　　你的调查问卷 十分让人失望呀

　　Your questionnaire,very disappointing.

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　　我逢题必答呀 谢尔顿

　　I answered every question,Sheldon.

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　　你选择题很有规律嘛

　　You answered the multiple choice questions in a pattern:

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　　A B B A C A B B A C

　　A- B-A-C.A- B-A-C.

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　　你发现了哈

　　Oh,you picked up on that,huh?

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　　我怎么会发现不了?

　　How could I not?

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　　行行好 超过200个问题

　　Come on. There's over 200 questions.

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　　看有些问题吧

　　And look at some of these things.

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　　"谢尔顿之于友谊如同太空梭之于什么?"

　　"Sheldon is to camaraderie as the space shuttle is to blank?"

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　　这里有些适合的答案呀

　　There are a number of acceptable answers.

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　　例如 C近地运输机

　　For example,Near-Earth transport."

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　　但绝对不是B鳄梨种植工

　　But certainly not Avocado rancher."

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　　你在论文里还说等到赛昂人接管地球 我在交友方面会更有运气

　　And your essay suggesting that I'd have better luck making friends if I wait till the Cylons take over?

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　　请别

　　Please.

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　　等等 那篇我可是认真写的

　　Now hold on. I put some real work into that.

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　　是呀 可比沃尔伍兹好多了

　　Yes,well,it's better than what Wolowitz did.

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　　他画了一个大阴囊的发情浣熊

　　He drew a raccoon with what appears to be a distended scrotum.

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　　还真有点可爱哟

　　It's kinda cute.

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　　只要不看它那玩意儿

　　Until you get to the scrotum.

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　　我怎么会有希望建立新的友情关系?

　　What hope do I have for establishing new relationships given that

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　　现存的朋友们都舍不得用 他们漫长生命的少许小时来帮助我

　　my current friends apparently could not take a few hours out of their lives to help me?

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　　谢尔顿 我没打算为大蛋蛋浣熊说话

　　Sheldon,I'm not going to defend a big-balled raccoon.

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　　我看不出你能做到

　　Well,I don't see how you could.

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　　我想说的是 或许你不能把 这些当作纯粹智力习题来对待

　　What I'm trying to say is that maybe you can't approach this as a purely intellectual exercise.

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　　你什么意思?

　　What do you mean?

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　　还记得你怎么在网上学游泳吗?

　　Well,remember when you tried to learn how to swim using the Internet?

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　　我是学过游泳

　　Ididlearn how to swim.

　　135

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　　在地板上学的

　　On the floor.

　　136

　　00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,740

　　技巧是相通的

　　The skills are transferable.

　　137

　　00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,400

　　我只是不想到水里去

　　I just have no interest in going in the water.

　　138

　　00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:28,990

　　那你为啥要学游泳呀?

　　Then why learn how to swim?

　　139

　　00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,650

　　冰盖在融化呀 莱纳德

　　The ice caps are melting,Leonard.

　　140

　　00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:33,690

　　未来 游泳是不可避免的

　　In the future,swimming isn't going to be optional.

　　141

　　00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,620

　　但你给了我灵感

　　But you do bring up an interesting point.

　　142

　　00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,570

　　我用不着做新的研究

　　I don't have to break new ground here.

　　143

　　00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,990

　　肯定很多研究结果是现存的

　　I'm sure much of the research already exists.

　　144

　　00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,790

　　不 不 我想说的是 如果你想学如何交友

　　No,no,my point is,if you want to learn how to make friends,

　　145

　　00:08:44,810 --> 00:08:47,970

　　到咖啡店或者博物馆去

　　then just go out to a coffee shop or a museum.

　　146

　　00:08:47,990 --> 00:08:49,120

　　认识些人 和他们交流

　　Meet people. Talk to them.

　　147

　　00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:52,160

　　了解下人家的生活

　　Take an interest intheirlives.

　　148

　　00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:54,880

　　疯了呗

　　That's insane on the face of it.

　　149

　　00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:56,960

　　- 走吧 - 我们去哪儿?

　　- Come on. - Where are we going?

　　150

　　00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,240

　　你载我去卖场

　　You're driving me to the mall.

　　151

　　00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:02,920

　　我要去买本现存交友领域的理论大全

　　I'm going to acquire a book that summarizes the current theories in the field of friend-making.

　　152

　　00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:07,880

　　你干嘛不直接躺地上 游过去呢?

　　Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there?

　　153

　　00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:15,090

　　Coping with the Death of a Loved One.

　　154

　　00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:18,500

　　- 节哀顺变 - 感谢你

　　- My condolences. - Thank you.

　　155

　　00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:21,510

　　- 家人还是朋友? - 家人

　　- Family or friend? - Family.

　　156

　　00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,080

　　太遗憾了

　　Too bad.

　　157

　　00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:26,700

　　如果是朋友 我刚好可以填补空缺

　　If it had been a friend,I'm available to fill the void.

　　158

　　00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:34,640

　　没关系 她满身卫生球味道

　　It's just as well. She smelled like mothballs.

　　159

　　00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:39,120

　　好吧 要是你在这嗅人玩 我去买点热脆饼

　　Okay,if you're gonna start sniffing people,I'm gonna go get a hot pretzel.

　　160

　　00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:41,810

　　劳驾

　　Excuse me.

　　161

　　00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,910

　　有交友的书吗?

　　Do you have any books about making friends?

　　162

　　00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:47,250

　　嗯 有 但都是写给小孩子的

　　Um,yeah,but they're all for little kids.

　　163

　　00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:50,470

　　我想技巧可以推断 道理相通嘛

　　I assume the skills can be extrapolated and transferred.

　　164

　　00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,980

　　可能吧 就在木火车那边

　　I guess. They're right over there by the wooden train set.

　　165

　　00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:57,290

　　我爱火车

　　I love trains.

　　166

　　00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:01,070

　　你当然喜欢了

　　I bet you do.

　　167

　　00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:06,050

　　哎 呀 还真粘

　　Oh,my,that's awfully sticky.

　　168

　　00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:11,710

　　好了 我来瞧瞧哈...

　　All right,let's see...

　　169

　　00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:17,680

　　Bernie Bunny Has Two Daddies Now.

　　170

　　00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:21,780

　　估计是同志兔子的故事

　　That's probably about homosexual rabbits.

　　171

　　00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,780

　　Gerry the Gerbil and the Bullies on the Bus.

　　172

　　00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:28,320

　　读过了 没啥用

　　Read it. Not helpful.

　　173

　　00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,790

　　哦 有了

　　Oh,here we go.

　　174

　　00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:35,480

　　Stu the Cockatoo Is New at the Zoo.

　　175

　　00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:40,980

　　莎拉·卡朋特作 现与其爱人 朋友马克以及鹦鹉斯图

　　"Author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne,Indiana

　　176

　　00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:46,390

　　居住于印第安纳州 韦恩堡

　　"with her husband and best friend,Mark,and their cockatoo Stu."

　　177

　　00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,670

　　没有点交友专家的样子 你说是吧?

　　Hardly makes her an expert in making friends,wouldn't you agree?

　　178

　　00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:53,200

　　我不喜欢鸟类 它们多吓人

　　I don't like birds. They scare me.

　　179

　　00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,340

　　我也是诶

　　Me,too.

　　180

　　00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,730

　　很多人都意识不到

　　Most people don't see it.

　　181

　　00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,870

　　你读啥呢?

　　What are you reading?

　　182

　　00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,130

　　Curious George.

　　183

　　00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:06,220

　　哦 猴子我可喜欢

　　Oh,I do like monkeys.

　　184

　　00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,020

　　好奇乔治就是猴子

　　Curious George is a monkey.

　　185

　　00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,480

　　算是人格化的 但没错

　　Somewhat anthropomorphized,but yes.

　　186

　　00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:18,170

　　或许 啥时候咱俩去看个猴子呗 你觉得好不?

　　Say,maybe sometime you and I could go see monkeys together. Would you like that?

　　187

　　00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:19,650

　　好哇

　　Okay.

　　188

　　00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,910

　　谢尔顿 你干嘛呢?

　　Sheldon,what are you doing?

　　189

　　00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:25,040

　　我和这小女孩交朋友呢 你叫什么名字?

　　I'm making friends with this little girl. What's your name?

　　190

　　00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:26,060

　　瑞贝卡

　　Rebecca.

　　191

　　00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,300

　　嗨 瑞贝卡 我是你的新朋友谢尔顿

　　Hi,Rebecca. I'm your new friend,Sheldon.

　　192

　　00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,750

　　不 别搞了 走吧

　　No,you're not. Let's go.

　　193

　　00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:34,860

　　- 我俩聊得正投机呢 - 别抬头 上面有摄像头

　　- We were really hitting it off. - Don't look up. There's cameras.

　　194

　　00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,270

　　我想知道哈 在"你有多了解谢尔顿"那项

　　********the "How well do you know Sheldon" section,

　　195

　　00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:44,350

　　他最喜欢的氨基酸 你们填的啥?

　　what did you put for his favorite amino acid?

　　196

　　00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,360

　　- 赖氨酸 - 赖氨酸

　　- Lysine. - Lysine.

　　197

　　00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:49,150

　　完了 我本来写了赖氨酸 又改了

　　Damn it,I had lysine and changed it.

　　198

　　00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:51,210

　　太好了 时间刚刚好

　　Oh,good,you're just in time.

　　199

　　00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:55,130

　　我想我解开了交友解题步骤

　　I believe I've isolated the algorithm for making friends.

　　200

　　00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,610

　　谢尔顿 交友哪有解题步骤啊

　　Sheldon,there is no algorithm for making friends.

　　201

　　00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,360

　　得了 听他讲完 要是真有啥发现

　　Well,hear him out. If he's really onto something,

　　202

　　00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:03,870

　　咱就在动漫大会上弄个展台 赚他一笔

　　we could open a booth at Comic-Con.Make a fortune.

　　203

　　00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:07,770

　　是这样 我最初和Kripke搭话就跟

　　See,my initial approach to Kripke had the same deficiencies

　　204

　　00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:11,560

　　鹦鹉斯图刚到公园时一样有着缺陷

　　as those that plagued Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.

　　205

　　00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,390

　　鹦鹉斯图?

　　Stu the Cockatoo?

　　206

　　00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,140

　　没错 他是动物园新成员

　　Yes. He's new at the zoo.

　　207

　　00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,460

　　超赞的书

　　It's a terrific book.

　　208

　　00:12:18,490 --> 00:12:23,070

　　我摘录它的精华制作了流程图来指导我

　　I've distilled its essence into a simple flow chart that will guide me through the process.

　　209

　　00:12:23,670 --> 00:12:27,960

　　有没有考虑过出门时把他装进大木箱里?

　　Have you thought about putting him in a crate while you're out of the apartment?

　　210

　　00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,450

　　你好 Kripke? 我是谢尔顿·库珀

　　Hello,Kripke? Sheldon Cooper here.

　　211

　　00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,470

　　我想到哈 你没回我的电话

　　It occurred to me that you hadn't returned any of my calls

　　212

　　00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:38,220

　　是因为我没为发展友情提出实际建议

　　because I hadn't offered any concrete suggestions for pursuing our friendship.

　　213

　　00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:42,620

　　或许咱俩该一起吃个饭

　　Perhaps the two of us might share a meal together.

　　214

　　00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:44,990

　　了解

　　I see.

　　215

　　00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:49,150

　　那有没有时间喝个热饮?

　　Well,then perhaps you'd have time for a hot beverage?

　　216

　　00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,450

　　最受欢迎的有茶 咖啡 可可

　　Popular choices include tea,coffee,cocoa.

　　217

　　00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,300

　　了解了解 别 先别挂

　　I see. No,no,no,wait. Don't hang up yet.

　　218

　　00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:58,330

　　那娱乐娱乐怎么样呢?

　　What about a recreational activity?

　　219

　　00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,780

　　我们肯定有共同爱好

　　I bet we share some common interests.

　　220

　　00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:03,410

　　说说你有啥兴趣爱好

　　Tell me an interest of yours.

　　221

　　00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,980

　　真的呀? 骑真马?

　　Really? On actual horses?

　　222

　　00:13:08,610 --> 00:13:11,520

　　再说个兴趣爱好

　　Tell me another interest of yours.

　　223

　　00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:15,860

　　抱歉 不到逼不得已 我才不下水游泳

　　I'm sorry. I have no desire to get in the water till I absolutely have to.

　　224

　　00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:18,140

　　再说个兴趣爱好

　　Tell me another interest of yours.

　　225

　　00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,090

　　哦这问题要无限循环下去了

　　Uh-oh,he's stuck in an infinite loop.

　　226

　　00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:22,280

　　我来搞定

　　I can fix it.

　　227

　　00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,480

　　有意思 但口技不是个人娱乐项目吗?

　　Interesting,but isn't ventriloquism by definition a solo activity?

　　228

　　00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:30,680

　　再说个兴趣爱好

　　Yeah. Tell me another interest of yours.

　　229

　　00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,370

　　你喜不喜欢猴子呀?

　　Is there any chance you like monkeys?

　　230

　　00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:39,410

　　你咋回事嘛? 人人都喜欢猴子

　　What is wrong with you? Everybody likes monkeys.

　　231

　　00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,200

　　别挂 Kripke

　　Hang on,Kripke.

　　232

　　00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:48,320

　　没办法时 选择不太讨厌的项目

　　A loop counter and an escape to the least objectionable activity.

　　233

　　00:13:48,350 --> 00:13:50,380

　　霍华德 聪明啊

　　Howard,that's brilliant.

　　234

　　00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:52,950

　　你居然想到了

　　I'm surprised you saw that.

　　235

　　00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,600

　　天呀 谢尔顿咋交不到朋友呢?

　　Gee,why can't Sheldon make friends?

　　236

　　00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:01,270

　　好了 Kripke 你刚说那兴趣爱好 是我不太讨厌的

　　All right,Kripke,that last interest strikes me as the least objectionable,

　　237

　　00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:04,980

　　我提议咱一起去玩

　　and I would like to propose that we do that together.

　　238

　　00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:07,300

　　明天

　　Tomorrow.

　　239

　　00:14:07,310 --> 00:14:10,900

　　是的 我付钱 好的 拜拜

　　Yes,I'll pay. All right,good-bye.

　　240

　　00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:16,240

　　好啦 该学学攀岩了

　　All right. Time to learn rock climbing.

　　241

　　00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:27,650

　　要知道 我超喜欢口技哟

　　You know,I am a fan of ventriloquism.

　　242

　　00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:31,380

　　要不你我还有你的小假人去喝个热饮

　　Maybe you,me and your dummy could go get a hot beverage.

　　243

　　00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:33,690

　　你喝时他表演

　　He could talk while you drink.

　　244

　　00:14:34, 580 --> 00:14:37,260

　　不鸟 我想攀岩

　　Nope. I wanna climb some rocks.

　　245

　　00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:47,180

　　这家伙比在电脑上看起来大啊

　　This appears significantly more monolithic than it did on my laptop.

　　246

　　00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:52,410

　　想看原始人怎么用骨头当武器呢

　　One expects to see hominids learning to use bones as weapons.

　　247

　　00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:54,200

　　你恐高啊 库珀?

　　You afraid of heights,Cooper?

　　248

　　00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:57,240

　　哪能啊 恐高完全不合理

　　Hardly. A fear of heights is illogical.

　　249

　　00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,130

　　然而害怕掉下来 才是有发展眼光的说法

　　A fear of falling,on the other hand,is prudent and evolutionary.

　　250

　　00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:06,830

　　你说要巩固我们的友情 我最少要爬多高呀?

　　What would you say is the minimum altitude I need to achieve to cement our newfound friendship?

　　251

　　00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:10,700

　　好啦 这开生日会呢 小盆友都爬

　　Come on,they have birthday parties here. Little kids climb this.

　　252

　　00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:15,100

　　小原始人吧

　　Little kid hominids perhaps.

　　253

　　00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:23,240

　　你工作就干这点事啊? 父母一定很骄傲哈

　　So is this your entire job? Your parents must be so proud.

　　254

　　00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,460

　　- 来啊 库珀 - 来了 Kripke

　　- Let's go,Cooper. - I'm coming,Kripke.

　　255

　　00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:31,440

　　好的 绳子貌似很结实

　　Okay,the harness seems to be secure.

　　256

　　00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:36,150

　　刚才有点不能自制 但网上说那是正常情况

　　A small amount of incontinence just now,but the Web site said that's to be expected.

　　257

　　00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:45,210

　　也不咋难嘛 像是垂直游泳

　　this isn't so bad. It's like vertical swimming.

　　258

　　00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,570

　　嘿 瞧瞧 库珀 都爬到一半了

　　Hey,look at you,Cooper. You're almost halfway to the top.

　　259

　　00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,900

　　是吗?

　　I am?

　　260

　　00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:56,300

　　我错了 我恐高

　　I was wrong. It is a fear of heights.

　　261

　　00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,540

　　你还好吗 库珀?

　　You all right there,Cooper?

　　262

　　00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:58,790

　　不太好

　　Not really.

　　263

　　00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:02,730

　　感觉像是反正切曲线接近渐近线了

　　I feel somewhat like an inverse tangent function that's approached an asymptote.

　　264

　　00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,100

　　你是说你卡住了?

　　Are you saying you're stuck?

　　265

　　00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:08,110

　　反正切曲线接近渐近线 哪个字你不明白啊?

　　What part of inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote did you not understand?

　　266

　　00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:12,030

　　我都明白 我又不是白痴 接着爬啦

　　I understood all of it. I'm not a moron. Just keep going.

　　267

　　00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,940

　　我想我做不到

　　Yeah,I don't think I can.

　　268

　　00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:16,510

　　那就爬下去

　　Well,then climb back down.

　　269

　　00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,810

　　不行 更没可能了

　　No,that doesn't seem any more likely.

　　270

　　00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,710

　　你打算咋办 库珀?

　　What's your plan,Cooper?

　　271

　　00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:26,600

　　不能算是啥打算 我想我要晕菜了

　　Well,it's not exactly a plan,but I think I'm going to pass out.

　　272

　　00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,550

　　抱歉 咱再做一次行吗?

　　I'm sorry,can we please just do it one more time?

　　273

　　00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,710

　　好的 一二 一二三

　　Okay. One,two,one,two,three,and...

　　274

　　00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:59,370

　　小事一件 但真是怀念啊

　　It's a little thing,but you really do miss it.

　　275

　　00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:01,510

　　大家好

　　Hello,everyone.

　　276

　　00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:05,100

　　我带新朋友贝瑞·克里帕奇回家吃饭了

　　I brought my new friend Barry Kripke home for dinner.

　　277

　　00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,690

　　你们也好啊

　　Hello to you,too.

　　278

　　00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:10,810

　　攀岩怎样?

　　How was rock climbing?

　　279

　　00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,600

　　他晕过去了

　　He passed out.

　　280

　　00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:15,380

　　跟个意大利腊肠一样吊在那

　　Just hung there like a big salami.

　　281

　　00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:18,570

　　那 那 那是我的座

　　Tha-tha-that's where I sit.

　　282

　　00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,070

　　你还有固定座位呢? 咋这么怪捏

　　Ooh,you have a special spot? What kind of wacko are you?

　　283

　　00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:25,160

　　看你有多少时间

　　How much tim