高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译12素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕12

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　　好了 最后一个部件

　　All right,that's the last servo.

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　　人家看到的 是全方位运动 销毁终结切割器

　　Behold the Mobile Omnidirectional Neutralization and Termination Eradicator.

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　　或者 Mont-E

　　Or...MONTE.

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　　装有铰接式锋利锯齿 聚碳酸脂磨刀和转动轮

　　Featuring one articulated razor-sharp killing saw,one polycarbonate grinding and flipping wheel,

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　　从上到下为钢制金属板外壳 其马力足以将110磅的机械

　　steel-armor plate exoskeleton top and bottom,and enough horsepower to drive a 110 pounds of mechanized death

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　　彻底毁灭 只需短短4.8秒

　　from zero to holy crap in 4.8 seconds.

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　　如果说我爱我们的机器人杀手 是不是大罪过?

　　Is it wrong to say I love our killer robot?

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　　跟对我爸爸一样 我既爱它又怕它

　　As with my father,I both love and fear it.

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　　好了 废话少说 我们来搞点破坏

　　All right,enough chitchat. Let's destroy something.

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　　1 2 3

　　1,2,3

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　　好了 让谁先来尝尝猛械的厉害

　　Okay. What shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?

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　　也许我们该从小的东西开始

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　　好吧 也许今天我们最终可以搞清楚 这个魔法球里有什么了

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　　我四岁时就做过了

　　Did it when I was four.

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　　是个二十面体染色物在蓝水里漂浮

　　It's an icosahedral dye floating in tinted blue water.

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　　老兄 说之前给个"剧透"警告好吧

　　Man,call "spoiler alert" before you say things like that.

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　　烤面包机怎么样?

　　How about the toaster oven?

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　　烤面包机咋得罪你了?

　　What did the toaster oven ever do to you?

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　　三年级时 我又咋得罪吉姆·马林斯了?

　　What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade?

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　　他照样用我的拳头朝我的脸打了一拳

　　He still punched me in the face with my own fists.

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　　抱歉 可爱的小呆子 你在错误的时间出现错误的房间

　　Sorry,you little nerd,you were just in the wrong boys' room at the wrong time.

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　　同志们 护眼镜

　　Gentlemen,goggles.

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　　这可是个历史性的时刻

　　This is an auspicious moment.

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　　就像罗伯特·奥本海默和尼尔·阿姆斯壮

　　Like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong,

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　　制造第一枚核武器和第一次登月

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　　我们得编句合适的台词 来纪念这个有历史意义的科学事件

　　we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.

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　　"死吧 烤面包机 去死吧!"怎么样?

　　How about "Die,toaster,die"?

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　　我看行

　　That'll do it.

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　　好啦 接下来砍什么?

　　All right,what's next?

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　　不了 我今晚要呆在家里洗衣服

　　No,I think I'm just going to stay in tonight and do laundry.

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　　噢 耶 这门被猛械毁了

　　Oh,yeah,this door got the full Monte.

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　　莱纳德?

　　Leonard?

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　　怎么回事?

　　What the hell?

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　　机器人杀手 我们造的

　　Killer robot. We built it.

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　　是吗 它差点杀了我

　　Yeah,well,it almost killed me.

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　　它要是想杀你 你早死了

　　If it wanted to kill you,you'd be dead.

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　　那么 它到底想杀谁?

　　So,who exactly does it want to kill?

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　　抱歉 难道你不知道即将举行的 南加州机器人格斗循环邀请赛?

　　I'm sorry,are you unaware of the upcoming Southern California Robot Fighting League Round Robin Invitational?

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　　知道吗 从我去年搬来以后 不是所有的邮件都被转寄掉

　　You know,since I moved last year,not all my mail has been forwarded.

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　　这可是件大事

　　It's a big deal.

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　　会有颁奖宴会还有舞会

　　There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward.

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　　也许你会想跟我一起去

　　Perhaps you'd like to come with me.

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　　我相信其他人看见女生 肯定会很兴奋

　　I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

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　　如果就我一个女生去 怎么能叫舞会呢?

　　How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl?

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　　好吧 也许这么说有点夸张

　　Well,that may be a slight exaggeration.

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　　你是唯一可以上的女孩

　　You'd be the only doable girl.

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　　你是头猪 霍华德

　　You're a pig,Howard.

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　　"可以上"是在赞美你 没别的意思

　　How is "doable" anything but a compliment?

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　　霍华德 我们还是搞机器人吧

　　Howard,why don't we just work on the robot?

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　　拜托 莱纳德 现在不是时候

　　Please,Leonard,not now.

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　　又一次 佩妮和我开始了 我们的双人探戈

　　Once again,Penny and I have begun our little tango.

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　　我们的探戈?

　　Our tango?

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　　肉体的博弈 性欲的推拉

　　The carnal repartee,the erotic to and fro.

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　　尽管开胃菜很美味

　　But as delicious as the appetizer might be,

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　　我们还是该屈从 吃下主菜 趁它还是...

　　at some point we will have to succumb and eat the entre while it's still...

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　　热的

　　hot.

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　　求你了 不要再说了

　　I'm begging you,stop talking.

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　　听着 通常呢 我无视你就好了

　　Look,normally I can just ignore you.

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　　我知道 你有点古怪

　　I mean,I get it-- you're a little peculiar.

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　　就像谢尔顿

　　You know,like Sheldon.

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　　抱歉 佩妮 但是在这间屋里 你才是古怪的那个

　　Excuse me,Penny,but in this room,you're the one who's peculiar.

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　　嗯 也许你说的对

　　Yeah,you might be right.

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　　但是回到你身上

　　But back to you.

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　　我知道你认为自己是个 能言善辩的少女杀手

　　I know you think you're some sort of smooth-talking ladies' man,

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　　但事实是 你很可悲又恶心

　　but the truth is,you are just pathetic and creepy.

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　　那么 啥意思呢?

　　So what are you saying?

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　　我的意思是说我是"可以上的" 根本就不是啥赞美

　　I am saying it is not a compliment to call me "doable."

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　　盯着我的屁股看并说 "喔~ 这肯定是果冻"

　　It's not sexy to stare at my ass and say,Ooh,

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　　"因为果酱不会这样晃动" 一点也不性感

　　it must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.

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　　还有最重要的 我们没有在跳探戈 我们没有你推我拉

　　And most important,we are not dancing a tango,we're not to'ing and fro'ing.

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　　我们之间不会有什么 永远不会

　　Nothing is ever going to happen between us. Ever.

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　　等一下 这不是在调情 你在说真的?

　　Wait a minute. This isn't flirting. You're serious.

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　　调情? 你认为我在跟你调情?

　　Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you?

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　　我根本没有在和你调情

　　I am not flirting with you.

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　　没有女人会和你调情

　　No woman is ever gonna flirt with you.

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　　你只会慢慢变老 孤独而终

　　You're just gonna grow old and die alone.

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　　谢谢你的提醒

　　Thanks for the heads up.

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　　霍华德 你去哪里?

　　Howard,where you going?

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　　我回家继续过我的 恶心的可悲的人生

　　I'm going home to live my creepy,pathetic life.

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　　总得有人说吧

　　Well,someone had to say it.

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　　什么?

　　What?

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　　他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛

　　He said maybe we should enter you in the killer robot competition.

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　　霍华德 电话在响!

　　Howard,the phone is ringing!

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　　我有个疯狂的主意 老妈 接电话如何!

　　Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!

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　　你好?

　　Hello?

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　　好的 稍等

　　All right,hold on.

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　　是你朋友 莱纳德!

　　It's your friend,Leonard!

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　　他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!

　　He wants to know why you're not at school today!

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　　我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职

　　I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.

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　　那就是学校! 快接电话!

　　That's a school! Now pick up the phone!

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　　我谁都不想理

　　I don't want to talk to anybody.

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　　要我叫莱纳德把你的家庭作业带来吗?

　　Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !

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　　我没什么家庭作业的

　　I don't have homework.

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　　我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们

　　I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering!

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　　抱歉 了不起先生

　　Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.

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　　想吃冰棒吗?

　　Want me to get you a Popsicle?

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　　樱桃味的 好吧!

　　Cherry,please!

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　　樱桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了

　　I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.

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　　你让我真想自杀呀

　　You make me want to kill myself.

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　　怎么了?

　　What's going on?

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　　不知道 他们正为冰棒问题吵呢

　　I don't know,now they're just yelling about Popsicles.

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　　好像佩妮真地伤到他了

　　Sounds like Penny really got to him.

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　　我觉得不意外呀

　　I'm not surprised.

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　　尽管霍华德用坚强的外壳来保护自己 其实他是个非常敏感的人

　　Despite his hard and crusty shell,Howard is a very sensitive man.

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　　知道他还写诗吗?

　　Do you know he writes poetry?

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　　大多是关于来自楠塔基特岛的人 和叫戴维的隐居士

　　Mostly about men from Nantucket and hermits named Dave,

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　　但他是用心去写的

　　but he does it with real sensitivity.

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　　嘿 霍夫施塔特

　　Hey,Hofstadter.

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　　等离止誓验室 谣传你们在造机器银

　　Word around the pwasma wab is you built a wobot?

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　　对 我们造了 克里帕奇

　　Yes,we did,Kripke.

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　　他名叫猛械

　　His name is Monte.

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　　如果你着梦操控他来 南加州机器银格斗循环邀请晒

　　Well,if you have any dewusions about entering him against my wobot,

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　　对抗我克里帕奇 克里骇人的机器银

　　the Kwipke Kwippler in the Southern California Robot Fighting League Wound Wobin Invitational,

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　　又简称S.c.r.f.l.r.r.i

　　aka the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.,

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　　他就该改名叫金属废物银了

　　his name is gonna be Swrap Metal.

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　　得了吧 真的非要这样吗?

　　Come on,is that really necessary?

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　　莱纳德 看来需要的

　　Leonard,I believe it is.

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　　这是上场前嘴上较劲 是所有竞技的传统部分

　　This is trash talk,and trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events.

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　　克里帕奇 你的机器人很差劲 会败在我们的脚下

　　Kripke,your robot is inferior and it will be defeated by ours

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　　因为我们在设计与做工上都超越你

　　because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution.

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　　还有 我听说你老妈是肥婆

　　Also,I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.

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　　哇 够狠呀

　　Oh,snap.

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　　当然 如果是腺分泌的关系 而没有懒散和贪食

　　Now,of course,if that is the result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony,

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　　我收回我的批判

　　I withdraw that comment.

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　　哪有什么区别?胖还是胖呀

　　What difference does it make? Fat is fat.

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　　有分界线的

　　There are boundaries.

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　　听好了 忘了S.c.r.f.l.r.r.i.

　　Tell you what,forget the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.

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　　偶棉来个机器银一对一吧

　　Wet's settle this woboto a woboto.

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　　什么意思?

　　What do you mean?

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　　循环晒上我们不一定碰得上

　　There's no guarantee we're gonna go against each other in the Wound Wobin,

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　　咱现在就对决吧

　　so let's throw down.

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　　要是怕怕就算鸟

　　You know,unless you're afwaid.

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　　我们接受你的挑战 定个时间和地点吧

　　We accept your challenge. Name a time and place.

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　　明天 3:00 动力学实验室

　　Tomorrow,3:00,the kinetics wab.

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　　就这么说定了

　　Make it so.

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　　不 别定下来 贝瑞 我们明天不能和你战斗

　　No,don't make it so. Barry,we can't fight you tomorrow.

　　137

　　00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,720

　　我们的工程师崩溃了

　　Our engineer is incapacitated.

　　138

　　00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:44,750

　　他怎么了?

　　What's wrong with him?

　　139

　　00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,560

　　他可悲又古怪 找不到女人 所以他抑郁了

　　He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.

　　140

　　00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:54,410

　　我们都可悲又古怪 找不到女人

　　We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls.

　　141

　　00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:57,750

　　所以我们才玩机器银格斗

　　That's why we fight wobots.

　　142

　　00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,200

　　如果不出现 就等着当笑柄吧

　　If you're not there,you'll be exposed to widicule.

　　143

　　00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:07,510

　　我很好奇 他这说的是啥方言啊?

　　I'm curious,what part of America is that accent from?

　　144

　　00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:14,490

　　嘿 有时间吗?

　　Hey,you got a minute?

　　145

　　00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,910

　　有 进来吧 啥事呢?

　　Yeah,come on in. What's up?

　　146

　　00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:20,150

　　- 我需要你去给霍华德道... - 滚出去

　　- I need you to apologize to How... - Get out.

　　147

　　00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:24,710

　　行行好吧 沃尔伍兹不肯出来 我们的机器人大战需要他呀

　　Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle.

　　148

　　00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,150

　　那让机器人找他去

　　Well,then have the robot go and get him.

　　149

　　00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,830

　　机器人又没伤他自尊

　　The robot didn't hurt his feelings.

　　150

　　00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,840

　　他就是欠骂

　　His feelings needed to be hurt.

　　151

　　00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,600

　　他躺在床上两天了

　　He's been in bed for two days.

　　152

　　00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,410

　　那也好 可能是和充气娃娃玩呢

　　Yeah,probably with a blow-up doll.

　　153

　　00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,090

　　他没有和...

　　He's not with a...

　　154

　　00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:41,020

　　他和谁在一起玩真的重要吗?

　　Does it really matter who or what he's with?

　　155

　　00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,680

　　那家伙崩溃了

　　The guy is devastated.

　　156

　　00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:46,270

　　请问 我怎么可能把霍华德弄崩溃?

　　Oh,please,how could I possibly devastate Howard?

　　157

　　00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,710

　　好吧 我不是批评你

　　Okay,don't take this as a criticism,

　　158

　　00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:52,840

　　但你有时会发生暴露在致命的 伽马射线之下那种状况

　　but you kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on.

　　159

　　00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:54,410

　　那啥意思?

　　What does that mean?

　　160

　　00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:57,410

　　比如 大多数时候 你是和气的你

　　You know,like,most of the time,you're the easygoing Bruce Banner,

　　161

　　00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:01,290

　　但当你生气时 就好像变成了...

　　but then,when you get angry,you kind of turn into,like,you know...

　　162

　　00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,750

　　成熊了?

　　I turn into a bear?

　　163

　　00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:09,120

　　不是吧? 伽马射线? 你?

　　Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?

　　164

　　00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,750

　　这都联想不到绿巨人?

　　You didn't get The Incredible Hulk from that?

　　165

　　00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,990

　　没关系 只是请你去和他谈谈

　　Never mind. Just,please go talk to him.

　　166

　　00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,080

　　说啥呀? 说我并不是那个意思 可我就是那个意思呀

　　And say what? That I didn't mean it,because I meant it.

　　167

　　00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:21,600

　　也许你可以从另外一个角度来谈 比如 嗯

　　Well,maybe you can go at it from a different angle,like,um,

　　168

　　00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:26,050

　　你在他身上看到善良的闪光点 你那天那么说只是

　　you see a glimmer of goodness in him and you only said what you said

　　169

　　00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,970

　　因为你想鼓舞它 让它放大闪光

　　because you want to nurture it and make it shine.

　　170

　　00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:36,380

　　好吧 试试这个方法呢

　　Okay,let's try it this way.

　　171

　　00:10:36,410 --> 00:10:37,810

　　还记得我们邂逅那天

　　Remember the day that we first met

　　172

　　00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:41,520

　　你让我去你男朋友家里 替你把电视要回来

　　and you asked me to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back

　　173

　　00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:46,170

　　他有九英尺高 把我裤子都扒了 然后你说...

　　and he was nine feet tall and he took my pants off and you said...

　　174

　　00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,910

　　什么来着? 你说什么来着?

　　What was that? What did you say?

　　175

　　00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,380

　　噢 对了 你说你欠我个人情

　　Oh,yes. You said you owed me one.

　　176

　　00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,000

　　嗷 得了吧 这不公平

　　Okay,come on,that's not fair.

　　177

　　00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,980

　　我没穿裤子就回家了

　　I came home with no pants.

　　178

　　00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:01,480

　　得 我明天去一趟

　　Fine,I'll go over there tomorrow.

　　179

　　00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,840

　　多谢

　　Thank you.

　　180

　　00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:07,570

　　我该提醒你 要当心他妈妈

　　I should probably give you a heads up about his mother.

　　181

　　00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,240

　　她怎么了?

　　What about her?

　　182

　　00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:12,070

　　她是个讨喜的人 你会爱上她的

　　She's a delightful woman. You'll love her.

　　183

　　00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:22,620

　　霍华德 有个叫帕西的金发女郎来找你!

　　Howard,there's a blonde girl,Patsy,here to see you!

　　184

　　00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,590

　　谁?

　　Who?

　　185

　　00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:27,680

　　噢 这回她又说自己叫佩妮

　　Okay,now she's saying it's Penny.

　　186

　　00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:31,250

　　我不想同她说话

　　I don't want to talk to her.

　　187

　　00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,480

　　妈!

　　Ma!

　　188

　　00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:34,340

　　她径自跑了过去

　　She ran past me.

　　189

　　00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,090

　　我应该把她扑倒?

　　Was I supposed to tackle her?

　　190

　　00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,200

　　呃 我只是过来看看你怎么样了

　　So,I just came by to see how you were doing.

　　191

　　00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:43,810

　　我没事

　　I'm fine.

　　192

　　00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:47,910

　　很好 你妈妈看上去不错

　　Good. Your mom seems nice.

　　193

　　00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:52,040

　　她坐公车的时候 别人都离她远远的

　　People move away from her on the bus.

　　194

　　00:11:53,610 --> 00:11:56,030

　　有何贵干?

　　What do you want?

　　195

　　00:11:56,060 --> 00:12:01,680

　　好 听着 霍华德 我是来道歉的

　　Okay,look. Howard,I just want to apologize.

　　196

　　00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:08,270

　　为我说的一些话道歉

　　For some things that I have said.

　　197

　　00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,230

　　关于你的话

　　About you.

　　198

　　00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:17,140

　　有人告诉我说你也是有感情的

　　I've been informed that you have feelings.

　　199

　　00:12:18,990 --> 00:12:22,190

　　而显而易见的是 我伤害了它们

　　And apparently,I have hurt them.

　　200

　　00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,930

　　所以 我很抱歉

　　So,I'm sorry.

　　201

　　00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,270

　　霍华德

　　Howard.

　　202

　　00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,200

　　好 你很抱歉 再见了

　　Fine. You're sorry. Good-bye.

　　203

　　00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,960

　　那么... 你还好吧?

　　So... you're okay?

　　204

　　00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:37,740

　　嘿 我是个大男孩

　　Hey,I'm a big boy.

　　205

　　00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:42,370

　　我不会因为某个女人的 随意评论而受创伤的

　　I'm not traumatized by some random comment from some random woman.

　　206

　　00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:45,810

　　我是说 你别臭美了

　　I mean,get over yourself.

　　207

　　00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:51,640

　　好 那么 再见了

　　Okay. Well,bye.

　　208

　　00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,150

　　就差一点儿

　　So close.

　　209

　　00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:10,640

　　噢 我的天呐 那是克里帕奇的机器人?

　　Oh,my God. That's Kripke's robot?

　　210

　　00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:15,520

　　如你所见 克里骇人正把这辆 雪佛兰跑车史得粉碎

　　As you can see,the Kwippler is weducing the Chevy Cavawier to wubble.

　　211

　　00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,210

　　我不能再看下去了

　　I can't watch anymore.

　　212

　　00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,780

　　谢尔顿 我们得叫停它

　　Sheldon,we have to call it off.

　　213

　　00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,260

　　没有这个选项

　　We don't have that option.

　　214

　　00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,530

　　我们接受了挑战

　　We've accepted the challenge.

　　215

　　00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:23,980

　　我们不能临阵退缩

　　We can't run away from a fight.

　　216

　　00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,010

　　噢 得了吧 我们不是一直 都在临阵退缩么

　　Oh,please,we've spent our whole lives running away from fights.

　　217

　　00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:32,340

　　个人而言 我都能从比我小一半的 篱笆墙当中找个洞钻过去

　　Personally,I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size.

　　218

　　00:13:32,350 --> 00:13:35,870

　　你说的可能没错 但猛械可不是我们

　　Impressive as that may be,Monte is not us.

　　219

　　00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,020

　　猛械无所畏惧

　　Monte has no fear.

　　220

　　00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,380

　　谢尔顿 难道我们看的不是同一个录像?

　　Sheldon,did we all not just watch the same video?

　　221

　　00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:44,480

　　克里帕奇的机器人刚刚虐完一辆中型汽车

　　Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile.

　　222

　　00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,760

　　但你忽视了一个事实 我们已经对敌人了如指掌

　　You are overlooking the fact that we now know what we're up against

　　223

　　00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:50,320

　　所以我们可以改装猛械 让他做好迎战的准备

　　and we can modify Monte so that he's prepared.

　　224

　　00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,680

　　你想让他做好准备?

　　You want to prepare him?

　　225

　　00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,330

　　给他装个膀胱再穿条短裤 他就可以吓得尿裤子了

　　Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself.

　　226

　　00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:59,530

　　抱歉 不过没有沃尔伍兹 我们怎么进行改装?

　　Excuse me,but how are we going to make any modifications without Wolowitz?

　　227

　　00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,170

　　- 佩妮那有信了没? - 还没

　　- Have you heard from Penny yet? - Not yet.

　　228

　　00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,820

　　打起自信来 先生们 我们不需要沃尔伍兹帮忙

　　Have faith,gentlemen. We don't need Wolowitz.

　　229

　　00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:07,730

　　工程学只是物理学 发育迟缓的小弟罢了

　　Engineering is merely the slow younger brother of physics.

　　230

　　00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,500

　　瞧好了 学着点

　　Watch and learn.

　　231

　　00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:17,510

　　你们俩有谁知道怎么开工具箱么?

　　Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?

　　232

　　00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:25,070

　　之后 在我十四岁的时候 我遇见了马尔西·格罗斯曼

　　And then,when I was 14,I met Marcy Grossman.

　　233

　　00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,990

　　她是拉摸美丽

　　She was so beautiful.

　　234

　　00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:33,700

　　她刚摘掉牙套 但还是有点龅牙

　　She just got her braces off but they left a little of the overbite.

　　235

　　00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,580

　　真是火辣

　　It was so hot.

　　236

　　00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,300

　　就像只性感的小花栗鼠

　　Like a sexy little chipmunk.

　　237

　　00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,520

　　我没有勇气约她出来

　　I didn't have the courage to ask her out,

　　238

　　00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:54,080

　　但我在初三的才艺表演上 给她献了一首歌

　　but I dedicated a song to her at the ninth grade talent show.

　　239

　　00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,610

　　喔 真贴心

　　Aw,that sounds sweet.

　　240

　　00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,130

　　马尔西·格罗斯曼就是阴天的 *

　　* Marcy Grossman is sunshine

　　241

　　00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,840

　　一缕阳光 *

　　* On a cloudy day

　　242

　　00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,620

　　在天寒地冻时 *

　　* When it's cold outside

　　243

　　00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:09,500

　　马尔西·格罗斯曼就是那热情的五月 *

　　* Marcy Grossman is the month of May

　　244

　　00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,620

　　噢 真是可爱

　　Oh,it's cute.

　　245

　　00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:15,120

　　我猜你会说 *

　　* I guess you'd say

　　246

　　00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:19,650

　　什么才能让我有这种感觉 *

　　* What can make me feel this way

　　247

　　00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:23,220

　　马尔西·格罗斯曼,马尔西·格罗斯曼,马尔西·格罗斯曼 *

　　* Marcy Grossman,Marcy Grossman,Marcy Grossman

　　248

　　00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:26,720

　　- * 谈论着马尔西 * - 真棒

　　* Talkin' 'bout Marcy * That's great.

　　249

　　00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,610

　　格罗斯曼 *

　　* Grossman.

　　250

　　00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,010

　　噢 真有意思

　　Oh,it's fun.

　　251

　　00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:35,530

　　然后她撅着那张性感的花栗鼠小嘴

　　And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth

　　252

　　00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,000

　　朝我头发上淬了口唾沫

　　and spit in my hair.

　　253

　　00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,560

　　之后就是高一的事了

　　Which brings us to tenth grade.

　　254

　　00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:50,180

　　霍华德 你觉不觉得有时 自己太心急太过火了?

　　Howard,do you think maybe sometimes you try too hard?

　　255

　　00:15:52,190 --> 00:15:54,310

　　看看我嘛

　　Look at me.

　　256

　　00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:58,280

　　太心急太过火 我怎么可能会有机会?

　　What chance do I have if I don't try too hard?

　　257

　　00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:01,640

　　这... 你的机会大大的有

　　Well... you'd have a terrific chance.

　　258

　　00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:04,410

　　你聪明风趣 又有份好工作

　　I mean,you're smart,you're funny. You have a cool job.

　　259

　　00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:07,290

　　你做那个飞到外太空的东西

　　You build stuff that goes into outer space.

　　260

　　00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:08,200

　　也是啊

　　I guess.

　　261

　　00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,490

　　跟你说哦 我认识你也有一年半了

　　Look,I'm telling you,I've known you for,like,a year and a half

　　262

　　00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,670

　　这次我才觉得我是在跟你真人讲话

　　and this is the first time I feel like I'm talking to a real person.

　　263

　　00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:19,230

　　而且你知道不 我喜欢他 他人不错

　　And you know what? I like him. He's a nice guy.

　　264

　　00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,860

　　你真的这么想的?

　　You really think so?

　　265

　　00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,940

　　是啊

　　Yes.

　　266

　　00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,250

　　这我还真的不知道

　　I don't know.

　　267

　　00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,460

　　我知道

　　I do.

　　268

　　00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,010

　　你这小机器人不错嘛

　　Nice little bot you've got here.

　　269

　　00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:47,980

　　这我知道

　　I'm aware.

　　270

　　00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:52,630

　　- 这是干嘛用的? 转齿? - 对 3400转每分钟

　　- What's this do,spin? - Yep. At 3400 RPM.

　　271

　　00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,640

　　它切钢就像切橡皮一样

　　It can cut through steel like it was wubber.

　　272

　　00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,710

　　赞

　　Neat.

　　273

　　00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:01,840

　　做得不错

　　Good work.

　　274

　　00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,960

　　谢尔顿 我们要赶快取消

　　Sheldon,we've got to call this off.

　　275

　　00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,280

　　不要 莱纳德

　　No,Leonard.

　　276

　　00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:10,110

　　多少年了 像克里帕奇一样的无良恶霸 让我的生活悲惨不堪

　　For years,merciless thugs like Kripke have made my life a series of painful noogies

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　　既被痛打又受尽凌辱 还有印第安刑

　　and humiliating wedgies and the insensitively named Indian burns.

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　　抓住手臂来回扭以产生剧痛

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　　这些就此打住!

　　That stops now.

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　　可是谢尔顿 我们没可能的

　　But,Sheldon,we don't have a chance.

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　　你现在能给这机器人改进的 就是给它遥控器换块新电池

　　The only improvement you were able to make on the robot was to put fresh batteries in the remote.

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　　你没发觉的是克里帕奇有一个致命伤

　　What you fail to realize is Kripke suffers from a fatal flaw:

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　　他对机器人大体积超能量的过度自信

　　overconfidence from his robot's massive size and its overwhelming power.

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　　那不是过度自信 那叫观察

　　That's not overconfidence. That's observation.

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　　信我 克里帕奇很快就会倒在 我的心理战上的 观察吧

　　Trust me,Kripke will fall easy prey to my psychological warfare. Observe.

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　　克里帕奇

　　Kripke.

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　　我想问下你的机器人准备好见它制作人没 不过既然你是他的制作人了

　　I would ask if your robot is prepared to meet its maker,but as you are its maker,

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　　很明显你们是见过面了

　　clearly the two of you have met.

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　　他脑子怎么鸟?

　　What is his pwoblem?

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　　学绝地武士心理战还差得远 伙计

　　Way to bust out the Jedi mind tricks,dude.

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　　我只是想确认下我们说好了

　　I just want to make sure that we're all clear.

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　　按照标准机器人格斗