高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译11素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕11

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　　你的论点完全缺乏科学价值

　　Your argument is lacking in all scientific merit.

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　　这很明确 超人通过飞入"黄日"核武器 清理他的衣服

　　It is well established superman cleans his uniform by flying into Earth's yellow sun,

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　　由此能清除所有污染物

　　which incinerates any contaminate matter

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　　从而留下安全的氪星布料 既无损坏又完全清洁

　　and leaves the invulnerable kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.

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　　要是他弄了点氪星的物质在上面呢

　　What if he gets something Kryptonian on it?

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　　例如

　　Like what?

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　　我不知道

　　氪星的芥末

　　I don't know. Kryptonian mustard.

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　　我觉得我们完全能认为氪星爆炸时

　　I think we can safely assume that all Kryptonian condiments

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　　已将所有氪星的调味品都摧毁了

　　were destroyed when the planet Krypton exploded.

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　　又或者它变成了芥末氪星石

　　Or it turned into mustard Kryptonite,

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　　唯一能摧毁 威胁地球的邪恶氪星热狗

　　the only way to destroy a rogue Kryptonian hotdog threatening Earth.

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　　拉杰

　　拜托

　　Raj, please,

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　　严肃点 超人的身体是氪星的 因此他的汗水也是氪星的

　　let's stay serious here. Superman's body is Kryptonian, therefore his sweat is Kryptonian.

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　　对

　　要是沾到氪星汗渍呢

　　Yeah, what about Kryptonian pit stains?

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　　超人在地球不会出汗

　　Superman doesn't sweat on Earth.

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　　好啊 他应邀去肯朵的波特城赴晚餐

　　Okay, he's invited for dinner in the Bottle City of Kandor.

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　　他把自己变小

　　进入该城 在那里

　　他失去了超能力

　　He miniaturizes himself, enters the city where he loses his superpowers. Now,

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　　晚餐前

　　主人说 玩一会氪星绳球如何

　　before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for a little Kryptonian tetherball?"

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　　超人说

　　可以啊

　　玩得大汗淋漓 回到地球

　　Superman says "Sure," works up a sweat, comes back to Earth,

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　　他的衣服已经沾了无法去除的氪星汗渍

　　his uniform now stained with indestructible Kryptonian perspiration.

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　　将死你

　　Boo ya.

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　　超人能在离开波特前

　　Superman would have taken his uniform

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　　把衣服放到肯朵的干洗机清洗

　　to a Kandorian dry cleaner before he left the Bottle.

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　　肯朵的干洗机

　　我放弃

　　"Kandorian dry cl..." I give up.

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　　你们完全没法跟这人理论

　　You can't have a rational argument with this man.

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　　那不是去年赢得 麦克亚瑟天才奖的家伙吗

　　isn't that the guy who won the MacArthur genius grant last year?

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　　不

　　别一次全部人看

　　No, not all at once.

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　　那怎么看

　　Then how?

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　　莱纳德先看

　　Leonard.

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　　现在轮到拉杰

　　Now, Raj.

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　　现在轮到谢尔顿

　　Now, Sheldon.

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　　我没看清

　　能再看一遍吗

　　I didn't get a good look. Can I go again?

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　　不行

　　No.

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　　是戴维·安德希尔

　　那又怎么样

　　It's David Underhill. So what?

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　　怎么样

　　So what?

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　　他对高能正点子的观察报告

　　His observation of high-energy positrons

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　　首次确切证明了

　　has provided the first conclusive evidence

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　　银河暗物质的存在

　　for the existence of galactic dark matter.

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　　我只给你两个词

　　I have two words for you.

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　　一个是"太"

　　一个是"好了"

　　The first is "big," the other's "whoop."

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　　确实是很好

　　It is a big whoop.

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　　这几乎颠覆了

　　It made almost all the work

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　　所有你在这里做的工作成果

　　you've done since you've been here completely useless.

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　　-才怪

　　-才怪

　　Did not. Did, too.

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　　才

　　Did...

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　　好吧

　　有部分吧

　　但是

　　Okay, maybe

　　some of it, but...

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　　这小子只是在天时地利的时候

　　Look, the guy was just in the right place,

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　　利用范式方法重新解释了银河系

　　at the right time with the right paradigm-shifting

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　　纯粹是狗屎运

　　reinterpretation of the universe. He got lucky.

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　　不仅如此

　　In more ways than one.

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　　他长得很帅呢

　　He's a very handsome man.

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　　对我没什么影响

　　如果换成我

　　Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way,

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　　我会更像扎克·埃夫隆那种类型

　　I'm more of a Zac Ephron kinda guy.

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　　对

　　要是你能有那么一点像他

　　Oh, yeah, like you have a shot with Zac Ephron.

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　　打扰一下

　　Excuse me...

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　　你是莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德吗

　　Are you Leonard Hofstadter?

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　　是的

　　Uh... yeah.

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　　我是戴维·安德希尔

　　I'm David Underhill.

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　　好的

　　Uh... y-yeah.

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　　盖博豪斯博士说

　　Yeah, Dr. Gablehauser said if I wanted

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　　如果我要在光电倍增实验室准备试验

　　to set something up in the photomultiplier lab,

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　　你能帮我忙

　　that you'd be able to give me a hand?

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　　你要和我一起做实验

　　You want to work with me? Well,

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　　你要是有时间的话

　　是的

　　if you have a little time, yeah.

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　　哇

　　当然有

　　Wow.... Y-yeah, sure.

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　　没问题

　　Yeah, no problem. Uh...

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　　这是我的住宅电话

　　Here's my home number.

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　　我的手机号码

　　Here's my cell.

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　　办公室电话

　　Here's my office.

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　　还有住在新泽西的父母家的电话

　　Here's my parents' number up in New Jersey.

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　　他们总能找到我

　　They always know how to reach me. So... Okay.

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　　对了

　　恭喜你获得麦克亚瑟天才奖

　　我很崇拜你

　　Congratulations on the MacArthur Grant, by the way. Big fan.

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　　谢谢

　　我会打电话给你

　　Thanks. I'll call you.

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　　好的

　　Okay.

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　　拜拜

　　Bye-bye!

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　　看什么看

　　What are you looking at?

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　　没见过伪君子啊

　　You've never seen a hypocrite before?

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　　遥遥落后

　　沃罗威茨需要投出全倒

　　Trailing badly, Wolowitz needs a strike

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　　才有希望追上谢尔顿·库珀

　　if he has any hopes of catching up with Sheldon Cooper,

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　　他在第九个计分格时占尽优势 最高记录68

　　who is dominating in the ninth frame with a career-best 68.

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　　好啊

　　伙计们

　　Hey, guys!

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　　那个不算

　　That doesn't count.

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　　重来

　　重来

　　Do over! Do over!

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　　Wii保龄球游戏里可是投球无回的

　　There are no do-overs in Wii bowling.

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　　我的朋友做运动时总会有重来的

　　There are always do-overs when my people play sports.

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　　有什么比Wii保龄球之夜 还重要的

　　Where were you that's more important than Wii bowling night?

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　　其实

　　我

　　Actually, I was...

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　　这是反问句 没什么能比 Wii保龄球之夜重要

　　It's a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii bowling night.

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　　得了吧

　　不就是个电子游戏嘛

　　Come on, it's just a video game.

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　　而且我们玩得很逊

　　And we suck at it.

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　　很好的队长动员演说嘛

　　Nice motivational speech from the team captain.

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　　你去哪了?

　　Where were you?

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　　我去戴维·安德希尔那了

　　I was working with Dave Underhill.

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　　哦 "戴维" 听起来莱纳德有了新的"好朋友"

　　Ooh, "Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.

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　　事实上 他真的很酷

　　Actually, he's pretty cool.

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　　不仅仅因为他是个天才

　　I mean, not only is he a brilliant scientist,

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　　他还是个黑钻[户外运动品牌]滑雪高手

　　but it turns out he's a Black Diamond skier.

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　　他收集老式摩托车 他还在一个摇滚乐队里演奏呢

　　He collects vintage motorcycles. He plays in a rock band.

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　　怎样? 我们也是一个乐队啊

　　So? We're in a rock band.

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　　不

　　No...

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　　我们是在X-Box里面

　　We play Rock Band on our X-Box.

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　　感谢主音吉他手激动人心的致辞

　　Nice motivational speech from our lead guitarist.

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　　他还很幽默

　　He's funny, too.

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　　他还绘声绘色的模仿了

　　He does this hysterical impersonation

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　　史蒂芬·霍金的电话性爱

　　of Stephen Hawking having phone sex.

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　　你穿着什么呢

　　What are you wearing?

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　　还是他演得比较像

　　That's not... He does it better.

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　　总之 他说明天他要带我去体育馆

　　Anyway, he said he was gonna take me to the gym tomorrow,

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　　我先回屋练练仰卧起坐的

　　so I'm gonna go practice my situps.

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　　排山倒海的男性吸引

　　Whoa. Humongous man crush, dude.

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　　兄弟情的完美演绎

　　Yeah. It's officially a bro-mance.

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　　嘿 谢尔顿 你和莱纳德要不要弄棵圣诞树?

　　Hey, Sheldon, are you and Leonard putting up a Christmas tree?

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　　不 我们不庆祝

　　No, because we don't celebrate

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　　古老的异教农神节

　　the ancient pagan festival of Saturnalia.

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　　农神节?

　　Saturnalia?

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　　孩子们 过来坐好了

　　Gather round, kids,

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　　又到谢尔顿最爱的圣诞特别节目时间了

　　it's time for Sheldon's beloved Christmas special.

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　　在基督教出现之前的那些岁月

　　In the pre-Christian era,

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　　每当冬至来临大地枯萎

　　as the winter solstice approached and the plants died,

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　　异教徒把常青的枝杈带回家中

　　pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes

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　　用这种形式来表示

　　as an act of sympathetic magic, intended

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　　保护生命的本质直到春来再次到来

　　to guard the life essences of the plants until spring.

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　　这种风俗后来

　　This custom was later appropriated

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　　被北欧人继承

　　于是演变成了

　　by Northern Europeans and eventually it becomes

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　　现在的圣诞树

　　the so-called Christmas tree.

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　　那么查理·布朗

　　你看到什么叫做无聊了吧

　　And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

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　　好吧 谢谢

　　Okay, well, thank you

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　　不过我给你和莱纳德

　　for that, but I got you and Leonard

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　　买了点蠢蠢的小礼物

　　a few silly neighbor gifts, so I'll just

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　　我回头搁我的圣诞树底下好了

　　put them under my tree.

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　　等等!

　　Wait!

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　　你给我买了个礼物?

　　You bought me a present?

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　　你干吗要这么做?

　　Why would you do such a thing?

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　　不知道 因为是圣诞节?

　　I don't know. 'Cause it's Christmas?

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　　哦 佩妮 我知道你认为自己很大方

　　Oh, Penny. I know you think you're being generous,

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　　但送礼是建立在互利互惠的原则上的

　　but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.

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　　你还没给我礼物

　　You haven't given me a gift.

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　　就已经塞给我一份责任

　　You've given me an obligation.

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　　别难过 佩妮 这是新手常犯的错

　　Don't feel bad, Penny, it's a classic rookie mistake.

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　　我和谢尔顿过的第一个犹太教光明节

　　My first Hanukkah with Sheldon,

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　　他对我吼了八个晚上

　　he yelled at me for eight nights.

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　　没关系 你不用送我什么东西以表回馈

　　Now, hey, it's okay.You don't have to get me anything in return.

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　　当然要 这种风俗的精髓就是

　　Of course I do. The essence of the custom

　　144

　　00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,820

　　现在我不得不出去给你买点东西

　　is that I now have to go out and purchase for you

　　145

　　00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,320

　　价值相当的礼物

　　a gift of commensurate value

　　146

　　00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:45,560

　　这礼物得体现对我们友谊的相同的感知价值

　　and representing the same perceived level of friendship

　　147

　　00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:48,760

　　这种感知价值体现于你送我的礼物

　　as that represented by the gift you've given me.

　　148

　　00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:52,060

　　知道今年自杀率是怎么直线上升的了吧

　　It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.

　　149

　　00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,790

　　好吧

　　忘了这件事吧

　　Okay, you know what? Forget it.

　　150

　　00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,060

　　我没有给你准备礼物

　　I'm not giving you a present.

　　151

　　00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,020

　　太晚了

　　我都看到了

　　那个小精灵贴纸

　　No, it's too late. I see it. That elf sticker

　　152

　　00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,190

　　上面写着

　　给谢尔顿

　　says, "To Sheldon."

　　153

　　00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,020

　　木已成舟

　　The die has been cast.

　　154

　　00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:02,490

　　冥冥有手写天书

　　[欧玛尔·海亚姆波斯诗人

　　此句曾被马丁·路德·金引用]

　　155

　　00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,290

　　汉尼拔已经翻越了阿尔卑斯山

　　[迦太基名将汉尼拔曾率领军队及大象翻越积雪的阿尔卑斯山进入意大利]

　　156

　　00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:09,620

　　我知道

　　有意思 特别是发生在别人身上

　　I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us.

　　157

　　00:07:10,690 --> 00:07:14,290

　　谢尔顿

　　我非常非常抱歉

　　Sheldon, I am very, very sorry.

　　158

　　00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,990

　　别

　　别

　　我自找的

　　No. No, I brought this on myself

　　159

　　00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,520

　　谁让我不小心成为你生命中美好又重要的一部分呢

　　by being such an endearing and important part of your life.

　　160

　　00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,090

　　谁开车带我去商场

　　I'm going to need a ride to the mall.

　　161

　　00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:26,390

　　现在发生在咱们头上了

　　It's happening to us.

　　162

　　00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,720

　　你还好吧

　　Are you gonna make it?

　　163

　　00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:32,920

　　还好吧

　　Yeah, I guess.

　　164

　　00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:34,120

　　好的

　　All right.

　　165

　　00:07:34,190 --> 00:07:37,520

　　谢谢你让我开你的摩托

　　Thanks for letting me try out your motorcycle.

　　166

　　00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,060

　　不客气

　　No problem.

　　167

　　00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,420

　　我不知道它这么沉

　　I had no idea it was so heavy.

　　168

　　00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:46,220

　　就这么压到我身上了是吧

　　The thing just fell right over on me, didn't it?

　　169

　　00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:48,920

　　是啊

　　还没跑起来算你走运

　　Yeah. Lucky for you it wasn't moving.

　　170

　　00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:51,890

　　-莱纳德您还好吧

　　-还好

　　-Oh, hey, Leonard. Ooh, are you okay? -Oh, yeah.

　　171

　　00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,390

　　就是个摩托车小意外

　　It's just a little motorcycle accident.

　　172

　　00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:56,260

　　我的天

　　你开得有多快

　　My God, how fast were you going?

　　173

　　00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,820

　　不晓得

　　就在电光火石之间

　　I don't know. It's all such a blur.

　　174

　　00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:02,390

　　很幽默

　　他连发动都发动不起来

　　Good one. He couldn't even get it started.

　　175

　　00:08:03,290 --> 00:08:04,890

　　嗨

　　戴维

　　Hi. Dave. Hi.

　　176

　　00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,020

　　佩妮

　　是你的摩托

　　Penny. So it's your motorcycle?

　　177

　　00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:08,820

　　没摔坏吧

　　Is it okay?

　　178

　　00:08:08,890 --> 00:08:09,820

　　没事

　　It's fine.

　　179

　　00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,490

　　算那车走运

　　Lucky for the bike

　　180

　　00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,720

　　有我的腿垫着

　　it landed on my leg.

　　181

　　00:08:13,790 --> 00:08:16,020

　　你介意帮我搀这位机车选手一下么

　　You mind giving me a hand with speed racer here?

　　182

　　00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,260

　　好的好的

　　Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

　　183

　　00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,860

　　戴维你是怎么认识莱纳德的

　　So, um, Dave, how do you know Leonard?

　　184

　　00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:21,060

　　我是个物理学家

　　I'm a physicist.

　　185

　　00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,390

　　你才不是呢

　　No, you're not.

　　186

　　00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,190

　　有什么奇怪的么

　　Why is that so surprising?

　　187

　　00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,720

　　主要是我所认识的物理学家

　　Uh, well, it's just that the physicists I know

　　188

　　00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:32,390

　　都又白又宅

　　are indoorsy and pale.

　　189

　　00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:33,720

　　我不是宅男

　　I'm not indoorsy.

　　190

　　00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:35,390

　　我的防晒霜很好用

　　I just wear the appropriate sun block

　　191

　　00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,620

　　所以黑色素沉淀得很少

　　because I don't take melanoma lightly.

　　192

　　00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:38,860

　　那你是

　　So, are you

　　193

　　00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,620

　　在和莱纳德一起做实验么

　　and Leonard working on an experiment together?

　　194

　　00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:41,860

　　事实上我们在

　　Yeah, actually we are.

　　195

　　00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,390

　　我们在检测光电倍增管的

　　Yeah, we're examining the radiation levels

　　196

　　00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:44,420

　　辐射强度

　　of photomultiplier tubes

　　197

　　00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:45,890

　　用在一种新的暗物质探测器上面的

　　for a new dark matter detector.

　　198

　　00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,990

　　亲爱的

　　Uh, sweetie, sweetie,

　　199

　　00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,320

　　我在和戴维说话

　　Dave was talking.

　　200

　　00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:51,560

　　你知道的

　　我爱好科学

　　You know, I love science.

　　201

　　00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:53,890

　　-从什么时候开始的

　　-一直都是啊

　　-Since when? -Since always.

　　202

　　00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:56,220

　　叫我科学怪人吧

　　我就是为

　　Call me a geek, but I am just nuts

　　203

　　00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:58,690

　　这些亚原子痴迷不已

　　for the whole subatomic- particle thing.

　　204

　　00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,420

　　我叫你什么也不会叫你科学怪人的

　　The last thing I would ever call you is a geek.

　　205

　　00:09:01,490 --> 00:09: 03,360

　　呵呵

　　我就是啊

　　Ha. Well, that's what I am--

　　206

　　00:09:03,420 --> 00:09:04,690

　　怪才天后

　　queen of the nerds.

　　207

　　00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:06,720

　　如果你愿意

　　Well, if you like,

　　208

　　00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:08,690

　　我可以带你参观我们工作的实验室

　　I could show you the lab we're working in.

　　209

　　00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,160

　　我们有一些很棒的玩意

　　激光器什么的

　　We've got some cool toys, you know-- lasers and stuff.

　　210

　　00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:14,620

　　你知道么

　　我一直都想见识下真正的科学实验室

　　You know, I have always wanted to see a big science lab.

　　211

　　00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:15,620

　　什么时候开始的

　　Since when?

　　212

　　00:09:15,690 --> 00:09:17,460

　　一直都是呀

　　Since always.

　　213

　　00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,160

　　莱纳德

　　你还好么

　　Leonard, are you okay here? Uh...

　　214

　　00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,390

　　-还好吧

　　-我们现在就去如何

　　-Yeah. I guess. -How 'bout we go see it now?

　　215

　　00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,320

　　之后我们可以到海边兜风

　　Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the coast,

　　216

　　00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:24,760

　　再来点吃的东西

　　We grab a little bite to eat...

　　217

　　00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:26,460

　　真不错

　　Um... Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great.

　　218

　　00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,720

　　我去拿个外套

　　Let me just get my jacket.

　　219

　　00:09:32,260 --> 00:09:35,520

　　她很可爱嘛

　　Boy, she'll do, huh?

　　220

　　00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:38,060

　　是啊

　　如果你喜欢这个类型的

　　Yeah, if you like that type.

　　221

　　00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,160

　　你和她

　　So, you and her...?

　　222

　　00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:41,220

　　没关系

　　就是邻居

　　No, just neighbors.

　　223

　　00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,490

　　真的

　　Really.

　　224

　　00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,560

　　真难想象你就住她隔壁

　　I don't know how you live next door to that

　　225

　　00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,660

　　居然没有什么行动

　　without doing something about it.

　　226

　　00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:49,860

　　事实上

　　Actually...

　　227

　　00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,560

　　科学就是我的爱人

　　science is my lady.

　　228

　　00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,060

　　好吧

　　咱们走吧

　　Okay. Let's go.

　　229

　　00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,060

　　好的

　　All right.

　　230

　　00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,420

　　明天见

　　莱纳德

　　See you tomorrow, Leonard.

　　231

　　00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:59,420

　　明天见

　　再见佩妮

　　See ya. 'Bye, Penny.

　　232

　　00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,060

　　玩得开心

　　Have fun.

　　233

　　00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:06,820

　　是谁

　　Yes?

　　234

　　00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:16,460

　　你没带钥匙么

　　Did you forget your key?

　　235

　　00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:31,090

　　我看这没有什么女人想要的

　　I don't see anything in here a woman would want.

　　236

　　00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,220

　　开玩笑吧

　　You're kidding.

　　237

　　00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:36,490

　　这里有身体乳液

　　沐浴精油

　　香皂

　　You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps.

　　238

　　00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:39,620

　　简直是雌激素的帽子戏法[三连发]

　　that's the estrogen hat trick.

　　239

　　00:10:39,690 --> 00:10:43,090

　　我看是山寨版发音的

　　What it is is a cacophonous assault

　　240

　　00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,820

　　尤加利属植物

　　月桂树的果实

　　肉桂和香草

　　of eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.

　　241

　　00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:50,220

　　就好像我的头卡到土耳其皇帝的睡衣里面一样

　　It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.

　　242

　　00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:52,320

　　谢尔顿

　　如果你不喜欢这些东西

　　Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff,

　　243

　　00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:55,490

　　我们去隔壁给她做个填充玩具熊也行

　　let's just go next door and build her a bear.

　　244

　　00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:59,260

　　告诉过你

　　我害怕熊

　　I told you before, bears are terrifying.

　　245

　　00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,160

　　拜托

　　Come on,

　　246

　　00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,090

　　沐浴用品

　　完美的选择

　　bath stuff. It's perfect!

　　247

　　00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:05,990

　　这里有香氛蜡烛

　　洗面扑

　　You got a scented candle, a cleansing buff,

　　248

　　00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:08,690

　　薄荷和绿茶味的沐浴精油

　　放松身心

　　spearmint and green tea scented bath oil, promotes relaxation.

　　249

　　00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,460

　　前提假设是佩妮身心紧张

　　That presupposes Penny is tense.

　　250

　　00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,790

　　她认识你

　　能不紧张么

　　She knows you. She's tense.

　　251

　　00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:13,490

　　我们都紧张

　　买个礼品篮

　　We all are. Buy a basket!

　　252

　　00:11: 13,560 --> 00:11:14,990

　　您好

　　我们选好了

　　Excuse me, we're ready.

　　253

　　00:11:15,060 --> 00:11:16,520

　　我们还没选好

　　No, we're not.

　　254

　　00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:18,490

　　假设我同意

　　Let's say for a moment that I accept

　　255

　　00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,290

　　沐浴礼品这个假设

　　the bath item gift hypothesis,

　　256

　　00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,360

　　现在我要考考你了

　　I now lay the following conundrum at your feet:

　　257

　　00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,790

　　我们该买多大的

　　Which size?

　　258

　　00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,720

　　就这个

　　我们走

　　This one. Let's go.

　　259

　　00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:28,320

　　你想都没想过

　　You put no thought into that.

　　260

　　00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:30,760

　　不好意思

　　就这个

　　I'm sorry. Uh... this one.

　　261

　　00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,660

　　我们走

　　Let's go!

　　262

　　00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:35,660

　　我没有足够的数据进行分析

　　I have insufficient data to proceed.

　　263

　　00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,060

　　不好意思小姐

　　Excuse me, miss?

　　264

　　00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,290

　　什么事

　　Yes?

　　265

　　00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,060

　　如果我送给你这个礼物篮

　　If I were to give you this gift basket,

　　266

　　00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,590

　　根据这个行为本身

　　如果没有其他数据

　　based on that action alone and no other data,

　　267

　　00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:48,360

　　请推断并描述我们之间的 假定关系

　　infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.

　　268

　　00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:51,190

　　不好意思

　　Excuse me?

　　269

　　00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,320

　　这里

　　Here.

　　270

　　00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:55,560

　　我们是朋友么

　　Now, are we friends?

　　271

　　00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,390

　　同事还是情人

　　Colleagues? Lovers?

　　272

　　00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,520

　　你是我的祖母么

　　Are you my grandmother?

　　273

　　00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,220

　　我不明白你在说什么

　　I don't understand what you're talking about

　　274

　　00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,360

　　不过你让我觉得有点不爽

　　and you're making me a little uncomfortable.

　　275

　　00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,160

　　看到没

　　就像你和佩妮

　　See? Sounds just like you and Penny.

　　276

　　00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,390

　　我们就要这个了

　　We'll take it.

　　277

　　00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,060

　　莱纳德

　　过来一块儿坐

　　Hey, Leonard. Come, join us.

　　278

　　00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,460

　　哦

　　嘿

　　戴维

　　Oh, hey, Dave.

　　279

　　00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,720

　　还有佩妮

　　你也在这

　　And Penny, what a surprise.

　　280

　　00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:22,090

　　嘿 莱纳德

　　Hey, Leonard.

　　281

　　00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,320

　　戴维刚刚带我在校园里逛了逛

　　Dave was just showing me around the university.

　　282

　　00:12:23,390 --> 00:12:25,820

　　你知道么 这个地方真是妙不可言

　　You know, this place is unbelievable!

　　283

　　00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:29,660

　　我当然知道 这一年半我一直说要带你来看看

　　Yeah, I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half.

　　284

　　00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,490

　　你总是说你要去练瑜伽

　　You always said you had yoga.

　　285

　　00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,220

　　从没说过

　　I never said that.

　　286

　　00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,160

　　可能我听错了

　　Maybe I heard you wrong.

　　287

　　00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,660

　　有很多词听起来像瑜伽

　　A lot of words sound like "yoga."

　　288

　　00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,990

　　莱纳德 这真是一个很奇妙的女人

　　This is an amazing woman, Leonard.

　　289

　　00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,190

　　她的思想敏捷而又有求知欲

　　She has a curious and agile mind,

　　290

　　00:12:42,260 --> 00:12:45,260

　　更不用提她其他敏捷而奇特的方面了

　　not to mention being curious and agile in other respects.

　　291

　　00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,260

　　别说了

　　Oh, shut up!

　　292

　　00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,920

　　没错 闭嘴吧

　　Yes, please shut up.

　　293

　　00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:52,490

　　那么

　　戴维

　　So, um, Dave,

　　294

　　00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,860

　　我们是不是该回实验室干活了?

　　don't you think you and I should get back to the lab?

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　　你知道 暗物质是不会去自己发现自己的

　　You know, that dark matter isn't going to detect itself.

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　　我正想下午请个假

　　Actually, I was thinking about taking the afternoon off

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　　然后和佩妮做个别的"实验"

　　so I could work on another experiment with Penny.

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　　我们去做实验?

　　Really? We're going to do an experiment?

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　　我们去试试龙舌兰酒

　　Uh-huh. We're going to explore the effects of tequila shots

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　　在一个22岁尤物身上会有什么作用

　　on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.

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　　那不是实验

　　It's not an experiment!

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　　再说你昨晚也见到会发生什么了

　　You saw what happened last night.

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　　走么?

　　好

　　You ready to go? Yeah.

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　　噢

　　我能骑摩托车吗

　　Oh, can I drive the motorcycle?

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　　可以啊

　　有什么不行的

　　Yeah, why not?

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　　00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:24,090

　　你肯定不会比莱纳德开得还糟的

　　You can't do any worse than Leonard.

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　　真有趣啊

　　That's funny.

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　　顺便说一句

　　我的腿疼死了

　　By the way, my leg is killing me.

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　　谢谢关心

　　Thanks for asking.

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　　大资讯

　　莱纳德

　　Mmm, great news, Leonard.

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　　我已经解决了送佩妮礼物的两难困境了

　　I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.

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　　我好高兴哦

　　Yippee.

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　　你想啊

　　我可能会送得过于好或过于寒碜

　　You see, the danger was that I might under or over-reciprocate,

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　　但我已经想出了一个很简单的点子

　　but I have devised a foolproof plan.

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　　我会先打开她给我的礼物

　　See, I will open her gift to me first

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　　接着借故离开

　　and then excuse myself,

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　　假装消化不良

　　feigning digestive distress.

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　　然后我会上网查她送的礼物的价格

　　Then I'll look up the price of her gift online,

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