高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译8素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕8

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　　看啊

　　开始放《土星3号》了

　　Oh, look,

　　Saturn 3 is on.

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　　我不想看《土星3号》

　　I don't want to watch

　　Saturn 3.

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　　《深空9号》比这好多了

　　Deep Space Nine is better.

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　　《深空9号》怎么可能比得过《土星三号》

　　How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?

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　　你算一算就知道9比3大6

　　Simple subtraction will tell you it's six better.

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　　折衷一下吧 看《巴比伦5号》

　　Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.

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　　你凭什么认为这是折衷的办法

　　In what sense is that a compromise?

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　　5是在3和...

　　当我没说

　　Well, five is partway between three... Never mind.

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　　不如这样吧

　　I'll tell you what.

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　　我们石头剪刀布决定

　　How about we go rock-paper-scissors?

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　　我看这样不行

　　Ooh, I don't think so.

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　　大量的实例研究表明

　　Anecdotal evidence suggests

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　　在石头剪刀布中

　　that in the game of rock-paper-scissors,

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　　如果让互相熟悉的玩家进行一定局数的游戏

　　players familiar with each other will tie 75 to 80% of the time

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　　那么其中有百分之75到80是打平的

　　due to the limited number of outcomes.

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　　我推荐玩石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克[星际旅行3里的人物]

　　I suggest rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　非常简单的

　　It's very simple.

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　　剪刀剪布

　　布包石头

　　Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock.

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　　石头砸死蜥蜴

　　Rock crushes lizard.

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　　蜥蜴毒死史波克

　　Lizard poisons Spock.

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　　史波克踩碎剪刀

　　剪刀将蜥蜴斩首

　　Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard.

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　　蜥蜴吃掉纸[同义布]

　　论文[同义布]证明史波克不存在

　　Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock.

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　　史波克把石头融化

　　Spock vaporizes rock.

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　　最后和以前一样

　　石头敲坏剪刀

　　And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

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　　好

　　我明白了

　　Okay, I think I got it.

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　　石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克

　　Rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock!

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　　孩子们好

　　Hello, boys.

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　　这位兄台好

　　Ahoy, matey.

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　　注意到我的眼罩了是吗

　　Noticed the eye patch, did you?

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　　这是一个我最近正在研究的

　　It's all part of a technique I've been studying

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　　勾搭女人的新技术

　　for picking up women.

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　　只需使用一个显示屏

　　You employ a visual display

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　　就可以为你设计出一套

　　designed to make yourself

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　　与众不同夺人眼球的造型

　　distinctive and memorable.

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　　是啊

　　就像是雄孔雀那漂亮的羽毛

　　Oh, yes, like the male peacock with brilliant plumage

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　　或者像发情的狒狒那饱满的臀部

　　or the rutting baboon with engorged hindquarters.

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　　或者就像是得了红眼病的犹太小男孩

　　Or in this case, the bar mitzvah boy with pinkeye.

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　　随便你怎么笑我

　　但这真招的很有用

　　Mock me if you will, but it works.

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　　你可以穿着奇装异服进入一个派对

　　You show up at a club in something distinctive,

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　　搜索目标

　　然后向她发起消极攻势

　　scope out your target and toss out some negs.

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　　什么是消极攻势

　　What are negs?

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　　消极攻势就是给她一些消极的评价

　　A neg is a negative compliment

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　　好让她不要凌驾于你之上

　　that throws a pretty woman off her game,

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　　举个例子

　　一般我对大牙齿很没爱

　　like "Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth,

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　　但在你嘴里就显得很可爱

　　but on you, they work."

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　　这样的台词我有一箩筐

　　谁想做我的泡妞搭档

　　I got a whole list of 'em. Who wants to be my wingman?

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　　你不需要搭档

　　You're not gonna need wingman.

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　　我看你是需要去看病

　　You're gonna need a paramedic.

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　　霍华德

　　你的小摩托挡住我的车了

　　Howard, your scooter's blocking my car.

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　　啊呀

　　你又得红眼病了?

　　Aw, did you get pinkeye again?

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　　首先

　　她注意到我的眼罩了

　　Step one: she notices the eye patch.

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　　恕我直言

　　佩妮

　　May I say, Penny,

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　　一般头发如此恶心的女人们

　　not a lot of women could look as hot as you do

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　　是没你这么漂亮的

　　with such greasy hair?

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　　快去把你那辆破摩托挪开

　　Yeah, just move your stupid scooter

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　　否则我就去把它扔进垃圾箱

　　before I pick it up and throw it in the dumpster.

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　　疼

　　Ow.

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　　不好意思

　　在我还没看《克隆战争》这部电影之前

　　I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch The Clone Wars TV series

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　　我是不会去看《克隆战争》的电视剧的

　　until I've seen

　　The e Clone Wars movie.

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　　我想根据乔治·卢卡斯拍片的顺序

　　I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me

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　　来欣赏他的烂作

　　in the order he intended.

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　　但我现在就想看这个

　　Well, I want to watch it now.

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　　那我认为我们又迎来了一个典型的

　　Then I believe we've arrived at another quintessential

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　　石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克游戏时刻

　　rock-paper-scissors- lizard-Spock moment.

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　　随便你看什么

　　Watch whatever you want.

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　　你有一套啊

　　I saw what you did there.

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　　怎么说

　　What'd I do?

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　　喂

　　霍华德

　　Hello. Hey, Howard.

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　　怎么了

　　What's wrong?

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　　好好

　　我们马上就来

　　Okay. Okay, we'll be right there.

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　　什么事

　　What happened?

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　　霍华德说他在火星漫步者实验室

　　碰到了点麻烦

　　Howard's at the Mars Rover lab. He says he's in trouble.

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　　安全等级5

　　Defcon 5.

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　　安全等级5?

　　Defcon 5?

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　　那就没必要这么急了

　　Well, there's no need to rush.

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　　什么

　　What?

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　　等级5是和平时期的协议

　　没危险

　　Defcon 5 means "no danger."

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　　等级1才是紧急情况

　　Defcon 1 is a crisis.

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　　5怎么可能没1差

　　How can 5 not be worse than 1?

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　　就是啊

　　《星际旅行5》

　　比1差

　　Yeah, Star Trek V worse than I.

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　　首先

　　你比较的是质量

　　Okay, first of all, that's a comparison of quality,

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　　而不是紧急程度

　　not intensity.

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　　第二

　　《星际旅行1》和《星际旅行5》相比

　　Secondly, Star Trek I is orders-of-magnitude worse

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　　简直就是老鼠比大象

　　than Star Trek V.

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　　你在开什么玩笑

　　《星际旅行5》已经成为

　　Are you joking?

　　Star Trek V is the standard

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　　劣质品测量的标杆

　　against which all badness is measured.

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　　不

　　不

　　No, no.

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　　《星际旅行5》差就差在

　　Star Trek V has specific failures

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　　编剧和导演

　　in writing and direction,

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　　而《星际旅行1》完全就是一无是处

　　while Star Trek I fails across the board:

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　　艺术指导

　　服装

　　音乐

　　音响效果

　　art direction, costuming, music, sound editing.

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　　就当我没说什么安全等级好吗

　　我们快走

　　Can we just forget I said Defcon and go?

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　　《星际旅行5》

　　Star Trek V.

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　　至少你也应该承认

　　All right, will you at least stipulate

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　　《星际旅行4：抢救未来》毫无疑问是最好的吧

　　that Star Trek IV:

　　The Voyage Home is inarguably the best?

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　　我给你5个字

　　I have three words for you:

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　　《天汗的愤怒》[星际之旅2]

　　Wrath of Khan.

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　　感谢上帝你们来了

　　Oh, thank God, you're here.

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　　有什么急事

　　What's the emergency?

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　　火星漫步者被卡在沟里了

　　I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch.

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　　哪里

　　Where?

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　　贝克斯菲尔德城外一条人迹罕至的公路

　　On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield.

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　　要不然还能在哪

　　当然是火星!

　　Where do you think? On Mars!

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　　霍华德

　　出什么事了

　　Howard, is everything okay?

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　　宝贝

　　我马上进去

　　Yeah, baby, I'll be right in.

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　　你把一个姑娘带到火星探测器的控制室?

　　You brought a girl to the Mars Rover control room?

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　　我在一个酒吧碰到她的

　　她是个医生

　　Yeah, I picked her up in the bar. She's a doctor.

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　　只要一剂免费的钡剂[灌肠用]

　　One free barium enema,

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　　我妈根本不会在乎她是不是犹太人

　　and my mother won't care she's not Jewish.

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　　等一下

　　Wait a minute.

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　　那么说眼罩及人格侮辱这招管用了?

　　So the eye patch and e insults worked?

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　　不

　　那里还有三个人也带着眼罩

　　No, there were three other guys with eye patches.

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　　彻底的失败

　　It was a fiasco.

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　　管用的是这句话:

　　What did work was, "How'd you like to visit

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　　"愿不愿意去个秘密政府部门看看?"

　　a secret government facility?"

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　　那你要我们现在做什么呢

　　So what exactly do you want us to do?

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　　你和拉杰帮我把火星探测器从沟里拖出来

　　I need you and Raj to help me get the Rover out of the ditch

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　　而你要在任何人发现斯蒂芬妮之前

　　and I need you to get Stephanie out

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　　帮我把她带走

　　before somebody notices she's here.

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　　实际上我偷偷带她进来的

　　She doesn't exactly have clearance.

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　　真的么?

　　难道他们不让从下等酒馆来的

　　Really? They don't let strange women from honky-tonks come in

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　　陌生女人来玩在遥远星球上

　　and play with $200 million government projects

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　　2亿美金的政府项目么?

　　on distant planets?

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　　我知道我很坏

　　她可能给我一巴掌

　　Yes, I was bad. Maybe she'll spank me.

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　　我们能回到问题上来了么?

　　Can we please move on?

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　　霍华德

　　时间不早了

　　Hey, Howard, you know, it's getting late,

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　　我到底还开不开得上车?

　　so do I get to drive this thing or what?

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　　对不起

　　出了点紧急情况

　　Yeah. No. I'm sorry, but something's come up.

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　　我是说火星漫步者

　　火星漫步者

　　Kind of a Mars Rover... Mars Rover

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　　呼叫霍华德

　　can Howard come over...

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　　的状况

　　situation.

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　　我朋友莱纳德会带你回家的

　　So my friend Leonard is gonna take you home.

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　　走吧

　　好朋友莱纳德

　　Oh, okay. Let's go, friend Leonard.

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　　回头打电话给你

　　I'll call ya.

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　　你也是像霍华德一样的科学家么?

　　Yeah. So are you a scientist like Howard?

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　　没有科学家像霍华德那样

　　No one's a scientist like Howard.

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　　我妈肯定会很喜欢她

　　My mother is so gonna love her.

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　　多好啊

　　没准她们可以一起搭车

　　How nice. Maybe they can carpool

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　　去联邦监狱看你

　　when they visit you in federal prison.

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　　对不起

　　打断你的话了

　　I'm sorry. I totally interrupted you.

　　142

　　00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,460

　　啊?

　　我们刚才说到哪了?

　　What, what, what were you saying?

　　143

　　00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,060

　　说霍华德是个非常好的人

　　Just said Howard's a terrific guy.

　　144

　　00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,230

　　他很有幽默感

　　He's got a great sense of humor.

　　145

　　00:06:52,290 --> 00:06:53,860

　　他很爱他的妈妈

　　He loves his mother...

　　146

　　00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,130

　　非常

　　a lot.

　　147

　　00:06:55,190 --> 00:06:56,890

　　大家都说爱得有点过了

　　People say "too much."

　　148

　　00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,790

　　你真是个忠实的好朋友

　　I really like that you're such a loyal friend.

　　149

　　00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,590

　　没错

　　Yeah, I am loyal.

　　150

　　00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:04,390

　　如果从全局来看的话

　　You know, if you look at the big picture.

　　151

　　00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,690

　　仅仅是出于好奇

　　Out of curiosity,

　　152

　　00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,430

　　他有很吸引你么?

　　did he ever have a shot with you?

　　153

　　00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:13,430

　　你疯了么

　　Are you insane?

　　154

　　00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:15,960

　　他带着个眼罩

　　The guy was wearing an eye patch.

　　155

　　00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:17,330

　　那你为什么...

　　Then why did you...?

　　156

　　00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:20,830

　　他说我可以在火星上开车

　　He said that I cou drive a car on Mars.

　　157

　　00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:22,960

　　哦了

　　Got it.

　　158

　　00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,260

　　我以后还能再见你吗

　　So, can I see you again?

　　159

　　00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:29,660

　　你这就见不到我了

　　闭眼

　　You're not gonna see me now.

　　160

　　00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:34,690

　　不错

　　Cool.

　　161

　　00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,760

　　有什么发现么

　　Anything?

　　162

　　00:07:40,830 --> 00:07:43,460

　　事实上我在查邮件

　　Actually, I was just checking my e-mail.

　　163

　　00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:47,830

　　不过漫步者没有消息返回

　　But, uh, no, the Rover is not responding.

　　164

　　00:07:47,890 --> 00:07:49,830

　　我有个很恰当的比喻

　　I believe the appropriate metaphor here

　　165

　　00:07:49,890 --> 00:07:51,360

　　一艘没有推进设备的

　　involves a river of excrement

　　166

　　00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:53,060

　　美国土著的轮船

　　and a Native American water vessel

　　167

　　00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:55,660

　　驶进了便便河

　　without any means of propulsion.

　　168

　　00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:56,630

　　拜托

　　Hang on.

　　169

　　00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:58,260

　　肯定会有办法的

　　There's got to be other options.

　　170

　　00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:00,760

　　你可以给美国汽车协会打电话

　　You could try calling Triple-A.

　　171

　　00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,760

　　不过根据美国国家航空航天管理局最近的日程安排

　　But based on NASA's latest timetable,

　　172

　　00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,730

　　他们35年后才会到那

　　they won't get there for 35 years.

　　173

　　00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,730

　　而且他们到的时候

　　Plus I understand you have to be standing

　　174

　　00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:10,490

　　你必须在现场

　　带着你的会员卡

　　next to the vehicle with your card when they arrive.

　　175

　　00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,730

　　惨咯

　　Oh, snap.

　　176

　　00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:15,030

　　按什么? [snap也有按钮的意思]

　　Snap what?

　　177

　　00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:17,430

　　好吧

　　看来我们得进行B计划了

　　Okay, I guess we have to turn to Plan B.

　　178

　　00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:18,690

　　什么是B计划

　　What's Plan B?

　　179

　　00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,290

　　格式化所有硬盘

　　清除监控录像

　　Erase all the hard drives, scrap the surveillance tapes,

　　180

　　00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,090

　　擦掉我们留下的所有指纹后逃跑

　　wipe our fingerprints off every surface and run.

　　181

　　00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,990

　　为什么这不是A计划

　　Why wasn'that Plan A?

　　182

　　00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:30,730

　　美国国家航空航天管理局发言人指出由于数据的损失

　　A NASA spokesman states that due to the loss of data,

　　183

　　00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:35,490

　　他们可能无法找出火星漫步者 发生故障的原因

　　they will most likely be unable to determine the cause of the Mars Rover's malfunction.

　　184

　　00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,290

　　人类对于火星的探索

　　这种令人失望的结果

　　This is not the first time an exploratory mission to Mars

　　185

　　00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:39,590

　　已经不是第一次了

　　has ended in disappointment.

　　186

　　00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:42,830

　　幸亏我们选了B计划

　　Thank God for Plan B.

　　187

　　00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,090

　　霍华德

　　你不是说过你在研究火星漫步者么

　　Howard, didn't you say you worked on the Mars Rover?

　　188

　　00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,630

　　没有

　　你搞错了

　　No, you're mistaken.

　　189

　　00:08:47,690 --> 00:08:50,490

　　我第一次见你那天 你说如果我和你约会

　　Yeah, when we first met, you said that if I went out with you,

　　190

　　00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,390

　　我就能在火星上开车

　　I could drive a car on Mars.

　　191

　　00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:57,860

　　我不知道你在说什么

　　I don't know what you're talking about.

　　192

　　00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,190

　　大家不好意思

　　Will you all excuse me?

　　193

　　00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:03,490

　　莱纳德正悄悄给我打手势

　　Leonard is subtly signaling

　　194

　　00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,030

　　示意我要和我私下谈谈

　　that he'd like to talk to me in private.

　　195

　　00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:09,830

　　不会啊

　　我记得很清楚

　　No. Yeah, I remember specifically.

　　196

　　00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:11,760

　　你最开始问我是不是从火星来的

　　You started by asking if I was from Mars

　　197

　　00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:15,060

　　理由是我的屁股真的很翘

　　because my ass was out of this world.

　　198

　　00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:19,660

　　是挺像我的风格

　　不过不是

　　Well, that does sound like me, but no.

　　199

　　00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,990

　　有问题灭

　　Is there some problem?

　　200

　　00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:23,160

　　对

　　Yeah.

　　201

　　00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,190

　　我得出去一小会

　　Listen, I have to kinda sneak out for a while.

　　202

　　00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,760

　　好吧

　　拜拜

　　All right, good-bye.

　　203

　　00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:29,660

　　等下

　　No, wait!

　　204

　　00:09:29,730 --> 00:09:31,930

　　如果有人问你我去哪了

　　你就说不知道

　　If anyone asks you where I went, you don't know.

　　205

　　00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:33,930

　　你要去哪

　　Where ARE you going?

　　206

　　00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,490

　　我不能告诉你

　　I can't tell you that.

　　207

　　00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,990

　　谁会问我

　　Who would ask me?

　　208

　　00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:41,160

　　那个我也不能说

　　I can't tell you that, either.

　　209

　　00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:43,290

　　你叫我进来通知我

　　So you brought me in here to inform me

　　210

　　00:09:43,360 --> 00:09: 45,060

　　你不能告诉我你去哪

　　that you can't tell me where you're going

　　211

　　00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,920

　　也不能告诉我谁会问起你去哪儿

　　and you can't tell me who might ask?

　　212

　　00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:52,190

　　是的

　　是我考虑不周到

　　Yeah, I really didn't think this through.

　　213

　　00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,560

　　莱纳德

　　等下

　　Leonard, a moment.

　　214

　　00:09:54,620 --> 00:09:56,120

　　怎么了

　　What?

　　215

　　00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:59,060

　　如有人...当然

　　还不确定是谁

　　If someone-- and of course, we don't know who this would be--

　　216

　　00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,220

　　问你去哪了

　　我该怎么回答

　　does ask where you've gone, what should I say?

　　217

　　00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:03,620

　　我不知道

　　就说我去办公室了

　　I don't know. Just tell 'em I went to the office.

　　218

　　00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,560

　　-你要去办公室

　　-不

　　Are you going to the office? No.

　　219

　　00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,560

　　那我怎么能理直气壮地说

　　Then how can I say it convincingly?

　　220

　　00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,920

　　就说"莱纳德去办公室了"

　　Just say, "Leonard went to the office."

　　221

　　00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:14,320

　　好的

　　莱纳德去办公室了

　　All right. Leonard went to the office.

　　222

　　00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,290

　　那是...

　　不

　　不是这样

　　What is...? No, not like that!

　　223

　　00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,720

　　就说"莱纳德去办公室了"

　　Just, "Leonard went to the office."

　　224

　　00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,120

　　你要只告诉我你要去办公室

　　This would have worked out a lot better

　　225

　　00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,220

　　就好办多了

　　if you'd just told me you were going to the office.

　　226

　　00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,590

　　我要去办公室了

　　I'm going to the office.

　　227

　　00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,390

　　看到没

　　为什么我不信你

　　See? Why don't I believe you?

　　228

　　00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,790

　　我要出去会

　　I'm going out for a while.

　　229

　　00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,660

　　好的

　　Okay.

　　230

　　00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:50,920

　　没人想知道他去哪了吗

　　Doesn't anyone want to know where he's going?

　　231

　　00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:54,260

　　好的

　　他去哪了

　　Okay, where is he going?

　　232

　　00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,620

　　莱纳德去办公室了

　　Leonard is going to the office.

　　233

　　00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,460

　　今天工作如何

　　So how was work today?

　　234

　　00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,990

　　忙碌

　　Busy.

　　235

　　00:11:14,060 --> 00:11:15,590

　　切除了个阑尾

　　胆囊

　　I removed an appendix, a gall bladder

　　236

　　00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,670

　　还有一尺半的肠子

　　and about a foot and a half of bowel.

　　237

　　00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:22,390

　　希望是三个不同的老兄

　　I'm hoping that's three different guys.

　　238

　　00:11:22,460 --> 00:11:24,990

　　不是

　　就一个人

　　No, just the one.

　　239

　　00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,160

　　他没活下来

　　He didn't make it.

　　240

　　00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:30,890

　　你今天过得怎么样

　　So, how was your day?

　　241

　　00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,760

　　我是个物理学家

　　所以...

　　Oh, you know, I'm a physicist, so...

　　242

　　00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:36,290

　　我思考

　　I thought about stuff.

　　243

　　00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,960

　　就这些

　　That's it?

　　244

　　00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,560

　　其中的一些我记下来了

　　Well, I wrote some of it down.

　　245

　　00:11:40,620 --> 00:11:43,160

　　吃饱了吗

　　Are you done eating?

　　246

　　00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,190

　　-饱了

　　-很好

　　Uh, yeah. Oh, good.

　　247

　　00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,990

　　早知道你在等着

　　If I knew you were waiting,

　　248

　　00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,420

　　面条不嚼我就咽了

　　I would've swallowed that lasagna whole.

　　249

　　00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,820

　　斯蒂芬妮·巴奈特医生家

　　You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett.

　　250

　　00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,990

　　请留言

　　Leave a message.

　　251

　　00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,490

　　斯蒂芬妮

　　Hey, Steph,

　　252

　　00:12:00,560 --> 00:12:01,520

　　又是我

　　霍华德

　　it's me again, Howard.

　　253

　　00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,060

　　如你周五有空

　　Listen, if you're free Friday,

　　254

　　00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,860

　　可来我家吃点东西

　　maybe we could have a little something to eat at my place.

　　255

　　00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,260

　　我妈做的牛腩特别好吃

　　My mom cooks a hell of a brisket.

　　256

　　00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,090

　　通知我

　　Let me know.

　　257

　　00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,590

　　我是霍华德

　　It's Howard.

　　258

　　00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:15,990

　　我吃过她做的牛腩

　　入口即化

　　I've had her brisket. Melts in your mouth.

　　259

　　00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:24,020

　　或许我们该去卧室

　　Maybe we should think about going to the bedroom.

　　260

　　00:12:24,090 --> 00:12:25,260

　　好主意

　　That's a good idea.

　　261

　　00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,090

　　那有床

　　我非常...

　　There's a bed in there, and I'm very...

　　262

　　00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,120

　　非常

　　非常喜欢床

　　very, very pro-bed.

　　263

　　00:12:31,090 --> 00:12:33,260

　　斯蒂芬妮·巴奈特医生家

　　You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett.

　　264

　　00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,860

　　请留言

　　Leave a message.

　　265

　　00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,960

　　又是我

　　Hey, it's me again.

　　266

　　00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,820

　　只是想通知你

　　Just want to let you know

　　267

　　00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:42,660

　　周五晚餐人多起来了

　　the head count for dinner Friday has gone up.

　　268

　　00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,460

　　我姨妈贝蒂和舅舅艾略特从棕榈泉来

　　My Aunt Betty and Uncle Elliot are coming in from Palm Springs.

　　269

　　00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:49,090

　　如有人问起

　　Oh, and if anybody should ask,

　　270

　　00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,960

　　你母亲是犹太人

　　you're half-Jewish on your mother's side.

　　271

　　00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,160

　　打给我

　　Okay, call me.

　　272

　　00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,690

　　我是霍华德

　　It's Howard.

　　273

　　00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:59,960

　　你不觉得该打电话告诉他你没兴趣吗

　　Don't you think we should tell him you're not interested?

　　274

　　00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:03,860

　　你现在想让我停下并打电话给他

　　Do you want me to stop and call him back right now?

　　275

　　00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:05,420

　　我的神啊

　　不

　　Dear God, no!

　　276

　　00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,320

　　莱纳德

　　Oh, Leonard...

　　277

　　00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:15,260

　　斯蒂芬妮·巴奈特医生家

　　You've reached Dr. Stephanie Barnett.

　　278

　　00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,160

　　请留言

　　Leave a message.

　　279

　　00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,590

　　又是我

　　霍华德

　　Hey, it's me again. Howard.

　　280

　　00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:25,560

　　我表兄妹从劳德尔堡 飞来见你

　　Listen, my cousins from Fort Lauderdale are flying in to meet you

　　281

　　00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:29,660

　　所以我们必须到 饭店吃晚餐了

　　so that means we're gonna have to move the dinner to a restaurant.

　　282

　　00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,160

　　告诉她我们去橄榄花园饭店

　　Tell her we're going to the Olive Garden!

　　283

　　00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:36,520

　　我有报纸上的优惠券

　　I have a coupon from the paper.

　　284

　　00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:41,820

　　我们不会去橄榄花园饭店

　　老妈

　　We're not going to the Olive Garden, Mom!

　　285

　　00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:45,820

　　大人物和他的红龙虾

　　Oh, Mr. Bigshot with his Red Lobster.

　　286

　　00:13:45,890 --> 00:13:50,720

　　我们商讨好细节再打电话给你

　　I'll call you back when we firm up the details.

　　287

　　00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,260

　　我是霍华德

　　It's Howard.

　　288

　　00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,460

　　新T恤

　　New shirts?

　　289

　　00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,620

　　对

　　一些

　　Yeah, a couple.

　　290

　　00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,320

　　-不错

　　-谢谢

　　Nice. Thank you.

　　291

　　00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:05,290

　　和哪个女孩约会呢

　　So, who's the girl?

　　292

　　00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,460

　　抱歉

　　I'm sorry?

　　293

　　00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,390

　　上次你买新T恤时我们在约会

　　Well, last time you bought a new shirt was when we were dating.

　　294

　　00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,690

　　这么说我们那会是在约会了

　　So what we did was in fact dating?

　　295

　　00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:17,260

　　是啊

　　我们是约会过

　　Well, yeah, we did have a date.

　　296

　　00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,560

　　千真万确

　　谢谢

　　Exactly. Thank you.

　　297

　　00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:23,990

　　帮我个忙

　　下次见到库萨帕里的时候把刚才的话告诉他

　　Do me a favor. Tell Koothrappali that next time you see him.

　　298

　　00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,260

　　她是谁

　　So, who is she?

　　299

　　00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,490

　　她是个医生

　　Oh, she's a doctor.

　　300

　　00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,890

　　不错

　　Oh, nice.

　　301

　　00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,460

　　是真的医生

　　还是像你这种充数的

　　A doctor doctor, or a you kind of doctor?

　　302

　　00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,560

　　真的医生

　　Doctor doctor.

　　303

　　00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,290

　　外科住院医

　　Surgical resident.

　　304

　　00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,790

　　聪明

　　漂亮

　　Smart, pretty.

　　305

　　00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,460

　　问你个事

　　Let me ask you something.

　　306

　　00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:45,490

　　如你的朋友认为他在和某人约会

　　If your friend thinks he's dating someone,

　　307

　　00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,420

　　但实际上却没有

　　然而你又在和这个人约会

　　but he's not because, in fact, you're dating her,

　　308

　　00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:50,090

　　这样的话我算不算一个坏人

　　does that make you a bad person?

　　309

　　00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,390

　　看情况了

　　Well, that depends.

　　310

　　00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,390

　　什么情况

　　On what?

　　311

　　00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,660

　　那朋友是沃罗威茨吗

　　Is that friend Wolowitz?

　　312

　　00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,960

　　没错

　　Yeah.

　　313

　　00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,460

　　去他的

　　你是好人

　　Screw him. You're fine.

　　314

　　00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,430

　　你确定吗

　　Are you sure?

　　315

　　00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,760

　　你和她上床了吗

　　Well, have you slept with her yet?

　　316

　　00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,430

　　你个小坏蛋

　　You dog!

　　317

　　00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,230

　　真有两下子

　　Good for you.

　　318

　　00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,030

　　这改变什么了吗

　　Does that change things?

　　319

　　00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,300

　　没有

　　No.

　　320

　　00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,560

　　那你为什么问呢

　　So why'd you ask?

　　321

　　00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:19,030

　　就是爱听闲事

　　回见

　　I'm nosy. See ya.

　　322

　　00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:27,060

　　霍华德

　　开门

　　Howard, get the door!

　　323

　　00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:31,300

　　有人敲门

　　你就这么应答吗

　　Really? Is that what you do when someone knocks?!

　　324

　　00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,730

　　太感谢了

　　我不知道你会这样

　　Thank you. I had no idea!

　　325

　　00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:39,860

　　伙计

　　什么风把你吹到寒舍了

　　Hey, buddy. What brings you to my little slice of hell?

　　326

　　00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:41,830

　　是谁

　　Who is it?!

　　327

　　00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,500

　　莱纳德

　　It's Leonard!

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