高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译7素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕7

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　　时间到

　　Time!

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　　好的

　　克林贡迷们

　　放下铅笔

　　All right, Klingons, pencils down.

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　　好的

　　我这有 "pokh"[星际迷航里的克林贡语]

　　Okay, I have "pokh."

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　　有了

　　有了

　　Have it. Got it.

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　　"Potl"

　　"Potl."

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　　有了

　　有了

　　Yup. Have it. Have it.

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　　"Pukhpa"

　　"Pukhpa."

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　　有了

　　有了

　　Have it. Got it. Yup.

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　　我有"chorrr"

　　I have "chorrr."

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　　有了

　　Got it. Yup.

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　　-"Nekhmakh" -有了

　　-"Nekhmakh." -Yeah. Yeah.

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　　和"kreplach"

　　And "kreplach."

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　　等等

　　"Kreplach"吗

　　Hold on a second. "Kreplach?"

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　　对

　　Yeah.

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　　那不是克林贡语

　　那是依地语

　　意思是肉馅饺子

　　That isn't Klingon; it's Yiddish for meat-filled dumpling.

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　　看来它也是克林贡语中的词语

　　Well, as it turns out, it's also a Klingon word.

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　　真的吗

　　给它下个定义

　　Really? Define it.

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　　"Kreplach":

　　美味的克林贡饺子

　　"Kreplach": A hearty Klingon... dumpling.

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　　裁判怎么裁决

　　Judge's ruling?

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　　不予采纳

　　Bilurrrbe.

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　　大伙

　　我要看一下你们的电视

　　Hey, guys, I need to use your TV.

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　　你的怎么了

　　What's wrong with your TV?

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　　我也不知道

　　刚刚没影了

　　I don't know. It just died.

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　　里面全是雪花

　　I'm getting a bunch of static.

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　　你付你的有线电视费了吗

　　Did you pay your cable bill?

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　　你这口气跟有线电视公司一样

　　Ugh, you sound just like the cable company.

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　　好吧

　　大家安静

　　All right, so, shh!

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　　泰拉·班克斯(超模之母)马上要从 全美超模大赛 里踢人了

　　Tyra Banks is about to kick someone off

　　America's Next Top Model.

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　　抱歉

　　佩妮

　　但我们要

　　Excuse me, Penny, but we're...

　　30

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　　别

　　别

　　别告诉她

　　No, no, don't tell her.

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　　正在玩克林贡语拼字游戏

　　playing Klingon Boggle.

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　　哦

　　Aw...

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　　你"哦"什么

　　What do you mean, "Aw"?

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　　难道她不知道我们是书呆子吗

　　Like she didn't know we were nerds?

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　　好吧

　　如果你一定要看的话

　　All right, if you must watch,

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　　那就请你静音

　　只看字幕

　　then mute it with closed captions, please.

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　　随你

　　Fine.

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　　好了

　　拼字斗士们

　　开始吧

　　All right, Boggle warriors... kapla'!

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　　看看这些姑娘

　　Look at those women.

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　　真是光彩照人啊

　　They're gorgeous.

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　　"Worf"

　　不错

　　名词

　　当专有名词就太可惜了

　　Oh! "Worf," nice! Too bad that's a proper noun.

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　　看那位

　　她就是未来的沃罗威茨夫人

　　Oh, look, the's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

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　　不对

　　等等

　　那位才是

　　No, wait, that's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

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　　头上戴着

　　With her head in the lap of...

　　45

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　　真是太巧了

　　她才是未来的沃罗威茨夫人

　　Oh, what a coincidence. It's the future Mrs. Wolowitz.

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　　对

　　她们都可以搬去同你和你妈妈一起住

　　Yeah, and they can all move in with you and your mother.

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　　现任的沃罗威茨夫人

　　The current Mrs. Wolowitz.

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　　"qochbe'"是用嘴发音

　　还是用喉咙发音

　　Is "qochbe'" spelled with a (gargling) or a (guttural grunt)?

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　　为什么沃罗威茨夫人在哭呢

　　Why is that Mrs. Wolowitz crying?

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　　那是阿娜伊斯

　　That's Anais.

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　　房子里其她女孩都不喜欢她

　　None of the other girls in the house like her.

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　　房子

　　什么房子

　　House? What house?

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　　她们都居住在同一所房子里

　　They all live in a house together.

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　　房子在哪

　　A house, where?

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　　我不知道

　　洛杉矶的某个地方吧

　　I don't know. Somewhere in L.A.

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　　等一下

　　Wait a minute.

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　　你是说我只需开车就能到

　　You're telling me that I'm within driving distance

　　58

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　　这些胸怀大志的超模们的住所吗

　　of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?

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　　对

　　我想是的

　　Yeah, I guess.

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　　她们住在一起

　　一同沐浴

　　还

　　And they live together and shower together and...

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　　裸体枕头大战

　　have naked pillow fights?

　　62

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　　你要去哪

　　Hey, wh-where are you going?

　　63

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　　去付我的有线电视费

　　To pay my cable bill.

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　　好的

　　放下铅笔

　　All right, pencils down!

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　　我这有"lokh" "makh"和"cherrrkh"

　　I have "lokh," "makh," and "cherrrkh."

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　　你们有吗

　　Anybody got those?

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　　我错过什么了吗

　　她们把吉塞尔踢出去了吗

　　Did I miss anything? Did they kick Giselle off?

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　　还没

　　不过她在水下拍的照片

　　真是丢死人了

　　Not yet, but her underwater photo shoot was an embarrassment.

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　　很不幸

　　吉塞尔·沃罗威茨夫人对氯过敏

　　Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine.

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　　对她来说是好事

　　我喜欢出水芙蓉的大眼模特

　　Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed.

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　　谢尔顿

　　食物买来了

　　Sheldon, the food's here.

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　　到屋子了

　　Ooh, there's the house.

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　　定格

　　快定格

　　Freeze frame, freeze frame.

　　74

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　　你们在干什么

　　What are you doing?

　　75

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　　标记星辰位置和地理特征

　　Marking the star positions and physical landmarks

　　76

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　　那样我们就能找到超模的屋子啦

　　so we can find the house of the supermodels.

　　77

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　　为什么

　　Why?

　　78

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　　这不是明摆着吗

　　Isn't it obvious?

　　79

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　　她们每周都会踢出一个漂亮的女孩

　　Every week, they kick out a beautiful girl,

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　　让她自尊受损

　　感觉在这里不受欢迎

　　making her feel unwanted and without self-esteem.

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　　也可以叫未来的霍华德·沃罗威茨夫人

　　A.k.a. the future Mrs. Howard Wolowitz.

　　82

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　　-我的中号汉堡好了吗

　　-好了

　　-Is my hamburger medium well? -Yes.

　　83

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　　-片状莳萝

　　不甜的吗

　　-对

　　-Dill slices, not sweet? -Yes.

　　84

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　　-调味品是单独包装吗

　　-对

　　-Individual relish packets? -Yes.

　　85

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　　-有洋葱圈吗

　　-有

　　-Onion rings? -Yes.

　　86

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　　-还有额外的面包吗

　　-我问了

　　-Extra breading? -I asked.

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　　-他们怎么说

　　-没有

　　-你抗议了吗

　　-What did they say? -No. -Did you protest?

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　　-是的

　　-吵架了吗

　　-没

　　-Yes. -Vociferously? -No.

　　89

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　　那你怎么现在才来

　　Well, then what took you so long?

　　90

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　　你就吃吧

　　Just eat.

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　　大伙

　　我错过什么了吗

　　Hey, guys, what'd I miss? What'd I miss?

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　　吉塞尔现在命悬一线

　　Giselle's hanging by a thread.

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　　太好了

　　我讨厌她

　　Oh, good, I hate her.

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　　那我们大喜之日就不邀请你了

　　Then you're not invited to our wedding.

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　　给你

　　Here you go.

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　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　97

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　　咱们还要看

　　Oh, do we have to suffer through this

　　98

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　　这个暗箱操作严重的伪真人秀节目吗

　　transparently manipulative pseudo-reality again?

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　　对

　　Yes.

　　100

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　　咱俩有固定的电视节目表

　　You and I have a standing TV schedule,

　　101

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　　那是我们多次争论和妥协的结果

　　which is the result of extensive debate and compromise.

　　102

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　　除非是插播资讯

　　否则任何变更

　　Any alterations except for breaking news

　　103

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　　都要在一周室友大会上提前获得批准

　　have to be pre-approved at the weekly roommate meeting.

　　104

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　　写在议程里吧

　　Put it on the agenda.

　　105

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　　但你必须先提案

　　才能写到议程里

　　But you have to make a motion to put it on agenda.

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　　我可以提案呀

　　但你不会喜欢的

　　Oh, I'll make a motion, but you're not going to like it.

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　　好吧

　　你就嘲笑议会程序吧

　　Fine. Mock Parliamentary procedure.

　　108

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　　至少能把声音关掉吧

　　At least put it on mute.

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　　吉赛尔根本不会被踢掉

　　Oh, Giselle's not getting kicked off.

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　　穿得是越来越清凉了啊

　　It's totally going to be Summer.

　　111

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　　咋啦

　　What?

　　112

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　　谢尔顿的洋葱圈

　　快放回去

　　Sheldon's onion ring. Just put it back!

　　113

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　　不过是个洋葱圈嘛

　　It's one onion ring.

　　114

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　　在他发现前赶快放回去

　　Just put it back before he comes!

　　115

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　　错错错

　　No, no, no!

　　116

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　　我觉得原来不是放在那的

　　No, I don't think that's where it was.

　　117

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　　他来了

　　大家不要承认啊

　　Okay, here he comes.

　　Deny, deny, people.

　　118

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　　都别吭气

　　Wall of silence.

　　119

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　　谁动了我的

　　Who touched my...

　　120

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　　佩妮

　　佩妮干的

　　Penny! Penny did it.

　　121

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　　你为什么要这么对我

　　Why would you do that?

　　122

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　　不知道

　　我饿了

　　I don't know. I was hungry?

　　123

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　　有什么大不了的

　　What's the big deal?

　　124

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　　没有人可以动我盘子里的食物

　　The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate.

　　125

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　　好吧

　　我不知道

　　对不起了

　　All right. Look, I didn't know, I'm sorry.

　　126

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　　我也对不起了

　　但你二振了

　　Well, I'm sorry, but that is your second strike.

　　127

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　　什么

　　What?

　　128

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　　你有两振了

　　You have two strikes.

　　129

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　　三振出局

　　Three strikes and you're out.

　　130

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　　这是个体育方面的暗喻

　　It's a sports metaphor.

　　131

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　　体育方面的暗喻

　　A sports metaphor?

　　132

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　　是的

　　棒球

　　Yes, baseball.

　　133

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　　好吧

　　我加入

　　All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.

　　134

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　　我什么时候一振的

　　What was my first strike?

　　135

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　　三月十八号

　　March 18th.

　　136

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　　你违反了我设立的禁止转发搞笑邮件的规定

　　You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.

　　137

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　　我有吗

　　I did?

　　138

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　　那只想吃"芝士汉包"的猫的图片

　　The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"?

　　139

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　　拜托

　　每个人都喜欢搞笑猫

　　Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats."

　　140

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　　多可爱啊

　　它们是猫嘛所以不会拼写

　　They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.

　　141

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　　我信任你才给你我的邮箱

　　I trusted you with my email address,

　　142

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　　你发网络老古董给我

　　这就背叛了我对你的信任

　　and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality:

　　143

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　　一振

　　strike one.

　　144

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　　动了我的食物

　　二振

　　Touching my food: strike two.

　　145

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　　别担心

　　只在你的档案里保存一年

　　Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.

　　146

　　00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:55,200

　　你也能早点把它们从你的档案里去掉

　　可就得去上他的课

　　You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.

　　147

　　00:06:57,230 --> 00:06:59,160

　　拜托

　　我就碰了一个洋葱圈

　　Come on, I touched one onion ring.

　　148

　　00:06:59,230 --> 00:07:00,560

　　没错

　　但你又把它放回来了

　　Yeah, and then you put it back,

　　149

　　00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:04,530

　　从而污染了其它洋葱圈

　　compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.

　　150

　　00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,800

　　亲爱的

　　你以后还想不想搭我的车了

　　Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?

　　151

　　00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,730

　　听着佩妮

　　我也想对你宽容一些

　　Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you,

　　152

　　00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,760

　　但你现在已经是我们这个小团体的永久成员了

　　but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,

　　153

　　00:07:15,830 --> 00:07:18,100

　　我就得告诉你一些大家都遵循的规矩

　　I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.

　　154

　　00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,930

　　恭喜了

　　你正式成为我们中的一员

　　Congratulations. You're officially one of us.

　　155

　　00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,560

　　新成员

　　新成员

　　One of us, one of us.

　　156

　　00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:28,230

　　太激动了

　　Well, what a thrill.

　　157

　　00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,400

　　你坐在我的位子上了

　　You're sitting in my spot.

　　158

　　00:07:30,460 --> 00:07:32,530

　　天呐

　　别跟我开玩笑了

　　Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.

　　159

　　00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,660

　　莱纳德

　　她坐在我的位置上呢

　　Leonard, she's in my spot.

　　160

　　00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:36,830

　　事情是这样的

　　Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing.

　　161

　　00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:40,830

　　你走了以后

　　我还要和他住在一起

　　After you leave, I still have to live with him.

　　162

　　00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,930

　　我不管

　　我就坐这了

　　I don't care. I'm taking a stand.

　　163

　　00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,730

　　这是个暗喻[taking a stand

　　明确立场]

　　Metaphorically.

　　164

　　00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,900

　　那好吧

　　三振出局

　　All right, that's it. Strike three.

　　165

　　00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,960

　　噢

　　三振

　　Ooh, strike three.

　　166

　　00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:54,860

　　我被驱逐了

　　I'm banished?

　　167

　　00:07:54,930 --> 00:07:57,360

　　什么东西啊

　　What the hell kind of crap is that?

　　168

　　00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:59,100

　　别担心

　　我会和他谈谈的

　　Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.

　　169

　　00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,460

　　没错

　　你谈吧

　　Yeah, you do that.

　　170

　　00:08:00,530 --> 00:08:02,460

　　弱弱地问一句

　　你愿意来听他的课么

　　Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?

　　171

　　00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:10,060

　　你可以在网上听

　　You can do it online!

　　172

　　00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,960

　　根据我们的三角测量法

　　So based on our triangulation,

　　173

　　00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:15,030

　　我们锁定了超模的所在地

　　we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house

　　174

　　00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,730

　　在好莱坞山周围三平方英里内

　　to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.

　　175

　　00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,900

　　或者在北卡罗来纳的杜伦

　　Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.

　　176

　　00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,860

　　我们找到的时候你想和我们一起去么

　　When we find it, you want to go with us?

　　177

　　00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,830

　　去做什么

　　To do what?

　　178

　　00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,660

　　和漂亮姑娘开派对啊

　　Party with the pretty girls, dude!

　　179

　　00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,100

　　你疯了么

　　Are you insane?

　　180

　　00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,760

　　你可去不成

　　You're not going to party with them.

　　181

　　00:08:30,830 --> 00:08:32,560

　　你连接近那个地方都做不到

　　You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.

　　182

　　00:08:32,630 --> 00:08:36,760

　　关于月球

　　当年他们也是对阿姆斯特朗[登月第一人]也是这么说的

　　That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.

　　183

　　00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:38,760

　　没人对阿姆斯特朗说过这样的话

　　No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.

　　184

　　00:08:38,830 --> 00:08:41,760

　　为了送一个人上月球

　　The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure

　　185

　　00:08:41,830 --> 00:08:43,230

　　整个国家做出了十年的努力

　　to put a man on the moon.

　　186

　　00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,730

　　我亲爱的美国兄弟们

　　不出今年

　　Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,

　　187

　　00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,760

　　我们就可以把沃罗威茨送到一个超级模特身边去

　　we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.

　　188

　　00:08:50,900 --> 00:08:54,260

　　之后会有很多人认为这事从来没发生过

　　And a large number of people will believe it never happened.

　　189

　　00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:57,100

　　让我想想

　　Okay, let me guess.

　　190

　　00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,100

　　莱纳德要为乳糖不耐受人准备的配豆腐乳的油炸玉米粉饼

　　A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.

　　191

　　00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,500

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　192

　　00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:03,100

　　不要杏仁的大虾凯撒沙拉

　　Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds

　　193

　　00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,860

　　是给极易过敏只在重大节日进行犹太洁食的霍华德的

　　for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.

　　194

　　00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,230

　　给我们突然回到印度饮食习惯的拉杰的是

　　And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,

　　195

　　00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:10,900

　　专给爱吃肉的人准备的披萨不放肉

　　the meatlover's pizza, no meat.

　　196

　　00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,430

　　马上就来

　　Coming right up.

　　197

　　00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,630

　　等下

　　Wait. Excuse me.

　　198

　　00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:18,060

　　你忘了我的烧烤培根芝士汉堡

　　You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,

　　199

　　00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:20,530

　　烤肉酱

　　培根

　　芝士单放

　　barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.

　　200

　　00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,730

　　我没告诉你么

　　Oh, I didn't tell you?

　　201

　　00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,430

　　你被芝士蛋糕工厂驱逐了

　　You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.

　　202

　　00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,830

　　为什么

　　Why?

　　203

　　00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,060

　　因为你三振了呀

　　Well, you have three strikes.

　　204

　　00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,900

　　进门一振

　　坐下二振

　　One: coming in. Two: sitting down.

　　205

　　00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,500

　　三振是因为我不喜欢你的态度

　　And three: I don't like your attitude.

　　206

　　00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,060

　　你不能这么做

　　You can't do that.

　　207

　　00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:38,360

　　这不仅违反了加州法律

　　Not only is it a violation of California state law,

　　208

　　00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:41,400

　　而且明目张胆地违背了芝士蛋糕工厂的规定

　　it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.

　　209

　　00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,030

　　不会

　　现在有新的规定了

　　Yeah, no, there's a new policy:

　　210

　　00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,330

　　日本人与谢尔顿不准进入

　　No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.

　　211

　　00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,830

　　我打赌这种牌子一定能在帕萨迪纳大卖

　　I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.

　　212

　　00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:52,830

　　佩妮

　　我能和你说句话么

　　Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?

　　213

　　00:09:58,300 --> 00:09:59,400

　　事情是这样的

　　Well, here's the thing.

　　214

　　00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:03,260

　　我和谢尔顿谈过了 他也觉得自己过分

　　Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible

　　215

　　00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:07,100

　　他也认为他有点不可理喻

　　有点过火了

　　and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.

　　216

　　00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,700

　　真的吗

　　那太好了

　　Really? Well, that's great.

　　217

　　00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,760

　　是的

　　跟他道个歉

　　好吗

　　Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?

　　218

　　00:10:11,830 --> 00:10:15,600

　　什么

　　我干嘛要向那个疯子道歉

　　What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.

　　219

　　00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:16,900

　　别这样

　　其实很简单

　　Oh, come on. It's easy.

　　220

　　00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,130

　　他还会亲自指导你怎么道歉

　　He'll even tell you what to say.

　　221

　　00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:20,300

　　莱纳德

　　你还没开窍吗

　　Leard, don't you get it?

　　222

　　00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,200

　　如果你们一味让他这样神经兮兮

　　If you guys keep going along with his insanity,

　　223

　　00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,510

　　会助长他的气焰

　　you're just encouraging him.

　　224

　　00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:27,770

　　才没有 我们是

　　卑躬屈膝

　　We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.

　　225

　　00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,940

　　我喜欢和你们一起

　　Look, I like hanging out with you guys,

　　226

　　00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,300

　　但我绝不会为莫须有的罪名道歉

　　but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do.

　　227

　　00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:35,670

　　事实上

　　严格来说

　　你真的有做

　　Well, actually, technically, you did do it.

　　228

　　00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:39,100

　　那是一振

　　莱纳德

　　That's strike one, Leonard.

　　229

　　00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,770

　　这是你的油炸玉米粉饼

　　There you go: quesadilla.

　　230

　　00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,340

　　沙拉

　　Salad.

　　231

　　00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,940

　　还有你的披萨

　　There's your pizza.

　　232

　　00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,900

　　在谢尔顿和本餐厅经理经过

　　And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion

　　233

　　00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:48,970

　　热烈讨论后

　　with my manager

　　234

　　00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,570

　　一份烧烤汁加上熏肉奶酪分开放的

　　one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,

　　235

　　00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:53,300

　　烤肉芝士汉堡送上

　　barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.

　　236

　　00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:54,700

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　237

　　00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,340

　　别客气

　　尽情吃

　　Go ahead. Eat it.

　　238

　　00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,450

　　有种就吃

　　I dare you

　　239

　　00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,200

　　就是这里

　　找到了 我找到了全美超模

　　That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models!

　　240

　　00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,240

　　真的吗

　　Are you sure?

　　241

　　00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,400

　　看啊

　　房顶上

　　Look, on the roof.

　　242

　　00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,970

　　阿娜伊斯和吉赛尔在晒日光浴

　　Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.

　　243

　　00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,340

　　还是欧式的

　　European-style.

　　244

　　00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,640

　　单从google的卫星地图

　　你就能把她们认出吗

　　You can recognize people on Google Earth?

　　245

　　00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,140

　　当然不是

　　Of course not.

　　246

　　00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,140

　　一个在北美防空联合司令部的哥们派了架间谍机去监视

　　I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.

　　247

　　00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,740

　　北美防空联合司令部

　　你还动用了军用飞机

　　NORAD? You're using military aircraft?

　　248

　　00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,900

　　它被设定任务 去西伯利亚核反应堆周边巡逻

　　It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.

　　249

　　00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,140

　　我也最多借来用一个小时

　　I took it an hour out of its way, tops.

　　250

　　00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,140

　　好了

　　他在哪

　　Okay, where is he?

　　251

　　00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,700

　　谢尔顿吗

　　我载他去了漫画店

　　怎么了

　　Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?

　　252

　　00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:49,970

　　这

　　试试上网

　　Here. Try and go online.

　　253

　　00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:53,670

　　-无线上网有问题吗

　　-你试试啊

　　Problem with the WiFi? Just try.

　　254

　　00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,700

　　你好

　　乱抓汉堡的人

　　Greetings, hamburger toucher.

　　255

　　00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,770

　　或许你在讶异

　　You are probably wondering

　　256

　　00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,270

　　为什么你不能上网和朋友去聊一下

　　why you cannot IM with your little friends

　　257

　　00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:04,040

　　你的生活是多么如此这般美妙

　　about how much you "heart" various things.

　　258

　　00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:07,800

　　这段录像是在警告你

　　This recorded message is alerting you

　　259

　　00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,340

　　你偷用我们的无线上网账号的日子

　　that I am putting an end

　　260

　　00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,740

　　已经一去不复返

　　to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.

　　261

　　00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,000

　　如果你想补救现状

　　If you want to remedy the situation,

　　262

　　00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:16,070

　　你就自个儿打电话给电讯公司

　　you can contact the phone company,

　　263

　　00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:21,640

　　自己开个无线账号

　　自己付钱

　　或者你可以跟我道歉

　　set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.

　　264

　　00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:24,970

　　看

　　Well?

　　265

　　00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,240

　　早说了

　　卑躬屈膝

　　I reiterate: knuckle under.

　　266

　　00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,300

　　不不不

　　我要宣战了

　　No, no, no, no, no. It is on.

　　267

　　00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,100

　　我要给你那位朋友点颜色瞧瞧

　　I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.

　　268

　　00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:35,170

　　佩妮

　　没人想要跟谢尔顿 对着干

　　Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.

　　269

　　00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,900

　　这人是从超级恶人实验室 事故里逃出来的

　　The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.

　　270

　　00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,540

　　我不管

　　我以前还是牛仔呢

　　I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.

　　271

　　00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,600

　　不用一分钟

　　我就可以把他五花大绑还阉了

　　I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.

　　272

　　00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,000

　　别这样对一个书呆子嘛

　　No need to neuter the nerd.

　　273

　　00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:49,640

　　我能帮你上网

　　I can get you back online.

　　274

　　00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,100

　　看

　　问题解决了

　　There, see? Problem solved.

　　275

　　00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,240

　　好啦[依地语

　　犹太人使用的国际语]

　　Voil?

　　276

　　00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,140

　　你好啊

　　小虫子

　　SHELDON: Hello, puny insects.

　　277

　　00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,500

　　作为和我对着干的惩罚

　　As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will,

　　278

　　00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:06,440

　　你们每人都额外增加一振

　　everyone is awarded one additional strike.

　　279

　　00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,440

　　多亏你啊

　　霍华德

　　Thanks a lot, Howard.

　　280

　　00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:10,900

　　你在哪里啰嗦什么

　　What are you complaining about?

　　281

　　00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:13,370

　　我还要去接受他的教育

　　I'm the one who has to take the class again.

　　282

　　00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,040

　　你好

　　Hello.

　　283

　　00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:28,170

　　要去洗衣服吗

　　Time to do your laundry, huh?

　　284

　　00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,170

　　周六晚嘛

　　It's Saturday night.

　　285

　　00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,140

　　周六是洗衣之夜

　　Saturday is laundry night.

　　286

　　00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,970

　　我知道

　　I know.

　　287

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　　每个周六的8点15分

　　Every Saturday at 8:15.

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　　00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,040

　　老少咸宜

　　Easy to anticipate.

　　289

　　00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,270

　　你这是什么意思

　　What are you implying?

　　290

　　00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,270

　　我在说你是一个有生活习惯的人

　　I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.

　　291

　　00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:49,070

　　如果因为某些事

　　周六晚上8点15分

　　And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry

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　　00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,640

　　不能洗衣服

　　on Saturday at 8:15,

　　293

　　00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:53,000

　　你会觉得

　　you might find it...

　　294

　　00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,400

　　不爽

　　unpleasant.

　　295

　　00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,840

　　甘拜下风吧

　　Knuckle under? My ass.

　　296

　　00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,700

　　不是吧

　　所有的机器都有人用

　　Oh, no, are all the machines taken?

　　297

　　00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:18,600

　　你该怎么办呢

　　What are you gonna do?

　　298

　　00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,740

　　没问题

　　No problem.

　　299

　　00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,440

　　换一个晚上再洗好了

　　I'll just do my laundry another night.

　　300

　　00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:26,570

　　换一个晚上

　　Another night?

　　301

　　00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,670

　　好吧

　　尽管试试

　　Well, I guess you can try,

　　302

　　00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,400

　　但你内心深处

　　but deep inside your heart,

　　303

　　00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,570

　　你知道洗衣之夜永远是周六晚上

　　you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.

　　304

　　00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:42,640

　　女人

　　你在和一个智慧比你高的多的人较劲

　　Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.

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　　00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,900

　　让你那高人一等的智慧见鬼去吧

　　Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.

　　306

　　00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:52,170

　　谢尔顿

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon. Sheldon!

　　307

　　00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,840

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon.

　　308

　　00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,600

　　怎么啦

　　Yes?

　　309

　　00:14:59,670 --> 00:15:01,200

　　我的衣服都去哪儿了

　　Where are my clothes?

　　310

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　　-你的衣服

　　-对

　　我把它们放在滚筒里洗

　　Your clothes? Yes, I left them in the washers

　　311

　　00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,700

　　后来我再下去拿的时候它们就不见了

　　and when I went down to get them, they were gone.

　　312

　　00:15:07,770 --> 00:15:08,270

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　313

　　00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,770

　　你没见那块牌子上写"不要远离在洗的衣物"么

　　Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"?

　　314

　　00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,740

　　谢尔顿

　　我的衣服在哪儿

　　Sheldon, where are my clothes?

　　315

　　00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,040

　　好像我是记得看到过一些女式内衣什么的

　　You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments.

　　316

　　00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:19,400

　　在哪儿呢

　　Where was that?

　　317

　　00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,000

　　哦对

　　Oh, yes...

　　318

　　00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:22,940

　　就是没多久之前

　　Earlier this evening,

　　319

　　00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,940

　　我碰巧在眺望窗外的景色

　　I