高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译6素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕6

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　　考虑加入实验物理学行业的同学们

　　So you are considering going into experimental physics,

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　　我的大门永远向你们敞开

　　My door is always open.

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　　另外我要再次道歉 可能我的实验不怎么成功

　　Once again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out,

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　　但我们现在知道 你不小心把斯奈普桃汁

　　But now we know what happens when you accidentally spill

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　　掉进氦氖激光器的时候会发生什么了

　　Peach snapple into a helium neon laser.

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　　简单来说就是

　　别这么干

　　Short answer is... don't.

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　　现在我们来介绍一下理论物理系

　　And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department

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　　有请谢尔顿·库珀博士

　　Is dr. sheldon cooper.

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　　库珀博士

　　Dr. cooper?

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　　别叫我

　　Forget it.

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　　稍等

　　Excuse me.

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　　谢尔顿

　　我们都商量好了

　　Sheldon, we both agreed to do this.

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　　别浪费时间

　　It's a waste of time.

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　　我还不如给一群拉布拉多狗

　　I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics

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　　讲讲热力学定律呢

　　To a bunch of labradoodles.

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　　你再不出来 我就不带你去动漫书店

　　If you don't do this, i won't take you to the comic book store.

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　　你们好

　　Hello.

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　　顺便说一句

　　你的激光器不错

　　Nice work with the laser, by the way.

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　　看见你们朝气蓬勃的脸庞

　　Looking out at your fresh young faces,

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　　我回想起了我决定步入学术道路的那一刻

　　I remember when I too was deciding my academic future

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　　那时我还是个卑微的研究生

　　As a lowly graduate student.

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　　忘了说

　　我14岁

　　Of course, I was 14.

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　　不过我已经取得了你们大多数人

　　And I'd already achieved more than most of you

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　　望尘莫及的成就

　　虽然我九点上床

　　Could ever hope to, despite my 9:00 bedtime.

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　　现在

　　这个屋子里可能有一两个人

　　Now, there may be one or two of you in this room

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　　具备学好理论物理学的基本素质

　　Who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics.

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　　即使可能你们学成了之后

　　Although, it's more likely that you'll spend

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　　只是拿来教五年级的小学生

　　Your scientific careers teaching fifth graders

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　　要做一个纸壳模型火山

　　How to make papier mache volcanoes

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　　要怎么使用碳酸氢钠火山岩

　　with baking soda lava.

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　　感谢老天

　　Oh, good god.

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　　简单来说

　　In short--

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　　如果谁告诉你们你们有朝一日

　　Any one who told you that you would someday be able

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　　能在物理学上有所建树

　　To make any significant contribution to physics,

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　　那完全是个残忍的笑话

　　太残忍了

　　Played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed.

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　　有问题吗

　　Any questions?

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　　当然没有

　　Of course not.

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　　我为科学的未来流泪

　　I weep for the future of science.

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　　现在请允许我失陪了 新一期蝙蝠侠出版了

　　Now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of batman is out.

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　　走吧

　　莱纳德

　　Come, leonard.

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　　现在看来

　　那个激光器实验还不错吧

　　Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?

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　　我喜欢每年的这个时候

　　I love this time of the year.

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　　落叶漫天飞舞 秋高气爽

　　The leaves are turning, there's a bracing chill in the air.

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　　还有

　　校园里一整群女生

　　Plus there's a whole new crop of female grad students

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　　开始长刚刚好的秋膘

　　About to put on just enough winter weight

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　　让她们看起来既寒酸又易推倒

　　To make them needy and vulnerable.

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　　就是这样

　　宝贝

　　再来一份奶酪饼

　　That's right, honey, have another calzone.

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　　爸爸等着你

　　Daddy can wait.

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　　大学里没有规定 不能和研究生约会吗

　　Isn't there a university policy against dating graduate students?

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　　没有

　　只要你搭得上讪

　　你就可以约一个

　　No, if you can talk to them, you can ask them out.

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　　妈的

　　陷阱真是无处不在

　　Damn, there's always a catch.

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　　你们好

　　Hey, guys.

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　　你好

　　莱斯利

　　Hey, leslie.

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　　傻蛋

　　我听说你昨晚把一个研究生恶心吐了

　　So, dumbass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.

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　　事实才是伸到那些喜欢道听途说者的嗓子眼里

　　The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat

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　　让你呕吐的那根手指头

　　Of those unprepared to hear it.

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　　不过我干嘛要跟二流智商的人解释这些呢

　　But why should I cater to second-rate minds?

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　　因为一流智商的人叫你傻蛋

　　Because first-rate minds call you "dumbass"?

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　　是吗

　　噢

　　Oh, yeah? well...

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　　你这个人真刻薄

　　You're a mean person.

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　　打扰了

　　库珀博士

　　Excuse me, dr. cooper,

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　　我是拉蒙娜·诺维茨基

　　I'm ramona nowitzki.

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　　我昨晚上旁听了你的讲话

　　I was at your talk last night.

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　　我觉得你实在是个天才

　　I think you're just brilliant.

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　　大家都这么认为

　　That is the prevailing opinion.

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　　我现在确实要吐了

　　Oh, now I'm gonna throw up.

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　　霍华德·沃罗威茨

　　工程系

　　Howard wolowitz, department of engineering,

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　　国际空间站废液处理系统的 设计师之一

　　Co-designer of the international space station's liquid waste disposal system.

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　　没兴趣

　　Ew.

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　　库珀博士

　　你发表的每一篇文章我都读过

　　Dr. cooper, I've read everything you've published.

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　　我尤其赞成你那篇如何取得

　　I especially liked your paper on grand unification

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　　线形网状聚合物的大统一理论的论文

　　Using string-network condensates

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　　我很好奇你是怎么发现

　　And were wondering how you determined

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　　三维线形网能够形成一张图

　　That three-dimensional string-nets provided

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　　同时涵盖费米子 和定量波色子的

　　A unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons?

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　　奇迹啊

　　一只有智慧的拉布拉多犬

　　Amazing, an intelligent labradoodle.

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　　你可以叫我伍夫

　　Woof.

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　　事实是我马上就能突破

　　The fact is I'm quite close to a breakthrough

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　　中微子如何从线形网聚合物中显形 这一难题了

　　In showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.

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　　天啊

　　那我们看物理学宇宙的方式 就彻底改变了

　　Oh, my god, that would change the way we view the entire physical universe.

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　　我就是在做这个

　　It's what I do.

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　　其实

　　我们的平斯金-沃罗威茨 废液处理系统

　　You know, the pishkin-wolowitz liquid waste disposal system

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　　也震动了一些人

　　Is turning a few heads as well.

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　　再说一次

　　没兴趣

　　Again, ew.

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　　我还想听听 你打算如何增加中微子

　　You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.

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　　我们什么时候一起喝杯咖啡好吗

　　Could we get a cup of coffee sometime?

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　　我不喝咖啡

　　I don't drink coffee.

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　　我喝

　　爱我

　　就请我喝一杯乔

　　I do. I love me a cup of joe.

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　　那

　　不一定要喝咖啡

　　Well, it doesn't have to be coffee.

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　　晚餐好嘛

　　How about dinner?

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　　我是得吃晚餐

　　I do eat dinner.

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　　好极了

　　我知道一家非常棒的意大利小餐馆

　　Great. I know a terrific little italian place.

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　　我不在奇怪的餐馆吃饭

　　I never eat in strange restaurants.

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　　受不合格的餐具危害生命

　　One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.

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　　你确定

　　Excuse me?

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　　谢尔顿惧怕三尖叉子

　　Sheldon lives in fear of the three-tined fork.

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　　三尖的不是叉子

　　Three tines is not a fork.

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　　三尖的是三叉戟

　　Three tines is a trident.

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　　叉子

　　可以用来吃饭

　　Forks are for eating,

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　　三叉戟 只能治理七大洋[海神波塞冬的象征物和武器]

　　Tridents are for ruling the seven seas.

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　　那我打包带到你家吃怎么样

　　What if I brought food to your place?

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　　这还差不多

　　That would be acceptable.

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　　星期一

　　我吃泰国菜

　　On mondays, I eat thai food.

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　　泰式炒面和沙茶鸡

　　Mee krob and chicken sate

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　　多来点暹罗的花生酱

　　With extra peanut sauce from siam palace.

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　　好吧

　　You got it.

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　　我知道你住在哪

　　I already have your address.

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　　真是个好姑娘

　　What a nice girl.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你知道刚才发生什么了吗

　　Sheldon, do you have any idea what just happened?

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　　当然

　　很明显我有免费的晚餐吃了

　　Yes. apparently I'm getting a free dinner.

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　　别试了

　　这东西大概是坏了

　　Oh, yeah, no, this thing's majorly out of order.

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　　-看

　　-不好意思

　　- See? - sorry.

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　　没什么

　　That's okay.

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　　看来得走楼梯了

　　Guess I'm taking the stairs.

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　　你到哪间

　　Where you going?

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　　4楼a

　　4-a.

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　　你是要去找莱纳德吧

　　Oh, are you here to see leonard?

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　　不是

　　库珀博士

　　No, dr. cooper.

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　　谢尔顿·库珀博士

　　Dr. sheldon cooper?

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　　我们一起吃晚饭

　　We're having dinner.

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　　谢尔顿·库珀

　　Sheldon cooper?

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　　高高瘦瘦的

　　Tall, thin,

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　　看着像只正在祈祷的大螳螂的那个?

　　Looks a little like a giant praying mantis?

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　　他很可爱

　　不是么

　　He is cute, isn't he?

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　　谢尔顿·库珀

　　Sheldon cooper?

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　　嗨

　　莱纳德

　　Hi, leonard.

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　　嗨

　　拉蒙娜

　　请进

　　Hey, ramona. come on in.

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　　我该把吃的放哪

　　Thanks. where should I put this?

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　　搁灶台上就行

　　Uh, the kitchen's fine.

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　　你干啥呢

　　Hey, what are you doing?

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　　我一定要看看这个

　　I need to see this. uh-huh.

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　　观众席就在那边

　　The viewing area's right over there.

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　　谢尔顿

　　你的妞

　　约会对象

　　拉蒙娜来了

　　Sheldon, your girl... date... person... ramona's here.

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　　你好

　　Oh, hello.

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　　抱歉我来晚了

　　Oh, sorry I'm late.

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　　我赶着看你最新论文的草稿来着

　　I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.

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　　你喜不喜欢我那个注脚

　　Did you enjoy the humorous footnote

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　　把镜像对称性形容为

　　Where I illustrate

　　mirror-symmetry

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　　光和自己玩网球的比喻

　　By likening it to the flash playing tennis with himself?

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　　太有意思了

　　So funny.

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　　我不得不说

　　一想到你可能把重力引入进去

　　But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity,

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　　就让我浑身兴奋

　　I have to tell you, I found it

　　physically exhilarating.

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　　我的假设就是想有这种效果

　　My hypotheses tend to have that effect.

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　　抱歉

　　我没带够你朋友的份

　　I'm sorry I didn't bring enough For your friends.

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　　00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,600

　　我以为就我们俩呢

　　I assumed we were going to be alone.

　　146

　　00:07:16,630 --> 00:07:18,760

　　我们正要走呢

　　No, we were just going.

　　147

　　00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,360

　　去看

　　对吧

　　To watch, right?

　　148

　　00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:24,060

　　不

　　走吧

　　我们出去了

　　No, come on, now, we're going out.

　　149

　　00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,600

　　别

　　我们不出声

　　Oh, come on, we'll be quiet.

　　150

　　00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,300

　　走吧走吧

　　Let's go, let's go.

　　151

　　00:07:29,630 --> 00:07:30,960

　　你们俩

　　Okay, you two.

　　152

　　00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,660

　　玩的高兴点

　　Have a nice...

　　153

　　00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:36,200

　　不管这算什么

　　Whatever this is.

　　154

　　00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:41,900

　　伙计们

　　听着 我知道这和我没关系

　　Okay, you guys, look, i know this is none of my business,

　　155

　　00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,560

　　不过我忍不住要问

　　But I just... I have to ask--

　　156

　　00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,800

　　谢尔顿的取向是什么

　　What's sheldon's deal?

　　157

　　00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,400

　　你说的取向指的是什么

　　What do you mean "deal"?

　　158

　　00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,400

　　你知道的

　　就是他的取向嘛

　　You know, like what's his deal?

　　159

　　00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:56,060

　　喜欢女生

　　男生

　　仿真娃娃

　　Is it girls...? guys...? sock puppets...?

　　160

　　00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,530

　　老实说

　　我们的假设是

　　Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption

　　161

　　00:07:58,530 --> 00:08:00,830

　　他没有取向

　　That he has no deal.

　　162

　　00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,830

　　得了吧

　　每个人都有的

　　Come on, everybody has a deal.

　　163

　　00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,130

　　不包括谢尔顿

　　Not sheldon.

　　164

　　00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:06,130

　　这些年来

　　我们列出了很多假设

　　Over the years, we've formulated many theories

　　165

　　00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,560

　　关于他如何繁殖

　　About how he might reproduce.

　　166

　　00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:12,930

　　我支持有丝分裂

　　I'm an advocate of mitosis.

　　167

　　00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:14,760

　　什么意思

　　I'm sorry?

　　168

　　00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,600

　　我相信总有一天谢尔顿吃了足够多的泰国菜

　　I believe one day sheldon will eat an enormous amount

　　169

　　00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:21,830

　　然后分裂成两个

　　Of thai food and split into two sheldons.

　　170

　　00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:24,800

　　另一方面

　　我认为

　　On the other hand, I think sheldon

　　171

　　00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,630

　　谢尔顿处于他这种生物的幼虫阶段

　　Might be the larval form of his species,

　　172

　　00:08:26,630 --> 00:08:28,900

　　有一天他会结一个茧

　　And someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later

　　173

　　00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:31,260

　　两个月后带着翅膀和外骨骼破茧而出

　　With moth wings and an exoskeleton.

　　174

　　00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:35,430

　　谢谢让我做噩梦

　　Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.

　　175

　　00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:39,000

　　想和我们一起出去么

　　Hey, do you want to hang out with us?

　　176

　　00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,860

　　你们几个去干嘛

　　What are you guys gonna do?

　　177

　　00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:45,460

　　我妈妈晚上做了鸡胸肉

　　My mom's making a brisket tonight.

　　178

　　00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:51,260

　　带小洋葱的那种

　　The one with the little onions? mm...

　　179

　　00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:55,530

　　我还有点事

　　Yeah, I'm busy, so...

　　180

　　00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:57,400

　　晚安

　　Good night.

　　181

　　00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,430

　　这是她的损失

　　我们走

　　Her loss. let's go.

　　182

　　00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,360

　　鸡胸肉聚会

　　Brisket party!

　　183

　　00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,700

　　鸡呀嘛鸡

　　胸呀嘛胸

　　B-to-the-r-to-the-i-s-k...

　　184

　　00:09:05,530 --> 00:09:08,100

　　肉呀嘛肉

　　To-the-e-to-the-t...

　　185

　　00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,100

　　你不吃早饭

　　Hey, aren't you having breakfast?

　　186

　　00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,600

　　吃呀

　　Yes.

　　187

　　00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,260

　　你是不是又在做营养坐药的试验了

　　Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?

　　188

　　00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:26,830

　　做那实验可不能穿这裤子

　　Not in these pants.

　　189

　　00:09:26,830 --> 00:09:30,800

　　昨晚和拉蒙娜过的怎么样

　　So... how'd it go with ramona last night?

　　190

　　00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,500

　　好极了 她很聪明

　　有思想

　　Oh, great. She's smart, insightful

　　191

　　00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:38,660

　　而且她用她特有的方式

　　那个

　　崇拜我

　　And she has a very unique way of, you know, revering me.

　　192

　　00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,440

　　你的菠菜蘑菇鸡蛋卷

　　Here's your spinach mushroom omelet .

　　193

　　00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,840

　　谢谢

　　Thank you.

　　194

　　00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,470

　　有没有人碰过

　　Did anyone touch it?

　　195

　　00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:49,740

　　他们都带手套啦 我特别小心

　　Gloves were worn by everyone involved. I was vigilant.

　　196

　　00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,270

　　拉蒙娜指出我每天都在餐厅排队上

　　Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day

　　197

　　00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:55,340

　　浪费了20分钟

　　Standing on cafeteria lines.

　　198

　　00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,770

　　这些时间如果能用在攻克

　　Time which would be better spent

　　199

　　00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,640

　　当今的物理学难题该多好啊

　　Tackling the great physics problems of our day.

　　200

　　00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,500

　　拉蒙娜你不用主动攻击那些大的课题

　　You don't tackle the big issues, ramona.

　　201

　　00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,500

　　你要回避之

　　You fence with them.

　　202

　　00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,900

　　以守为攻是也

　　En garde. riposte.

　　203

　　00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,840

　　所言极是

　　Touche.

　　204

　　00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:11,270

　　早上好

　　Morning.

　　205

　　00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,440

　　嗨

　　莱斯利

　　Hi, leslie.

　　206

　　00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,540

　　谢尔顿

　　So, sheldon,

　　207

　　00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:18,470

　　听说你在给史密森尼 傻蛋博物馆整理论文呢

　　I see you're organizing your papers for the smithsonian museum of dumbassery.

　　208

　　00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,340

　　目前没有空缺

　　There won't be any room

　　209

　　00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,770

　　除非他们能把永久馆藏的莱斯利·温克尔请出去

　　Until they get rid of the permanent leslie winkle exhibit.

　　210

　　00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:26,670

　　精妙

　　Oh, good one.

　　211

　　00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:30,170

　　你找了个研究生护着你哈

　　I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you.

　　212

　　00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,700

　　今天就不收你保护费了

　　I'll let you keep your lunch money today.

　　213

　　00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,600

　　库珀博士就要取得重大突破了

　　Okay, dr. cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.

　　214

　　00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:36,670

　　如果你想待在这

　　If you're going to stay,

　　215

　　00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,570

　　就必须心怀敬意

　　别出声

　　You'll have to be respectful and quiet.

　　216

　　00:10:47,270 --> 00:10:48,540

　　等等我

　　Wait for me.

　　217

　　00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,870

　　你解决了中微子那个问题了么

　　So have you worked out the neutrino issue?

　　218

　　00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:57,070

　　这就好像改写莫扎特的曲子

　　Well, to paraphrase mozart,

　　219

　　00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,570

　　所有的次原子粒子都已经在那了

　　All the subatomic particles are there.

　　220

　　00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,740

　　我要做的就是给它们排个序

　　I just have to put them in the right order.

　　221

　　00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,040

　　你真幽默

　　You're so witty.

　　222

　　00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,100

　　不是么

　　Aren't i?

　　223

　　00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,140

　　嗨

　　大家好

　　有快递给

　　Hey, guys, this package came for...

　　224

　　00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:16,740

　　库珀博士正在工作

　　Dr. cooper is working.

　　225

　　00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,070

　　我马上就会有新的突破啦

　　Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough.

　　226

　　00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,400

　　好痒

　　Ooh, it tickles!

　　227

　　00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,370

　　不好意思

　　Sorry.

　　228

　　00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,940

　　我的老天

　　Holy crap on a cracker.

　　229

　　00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,070

　　嗨

　　佩妮

　　Hey, penny.

　　230

　　00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:35,270

　　嗨

　　你不会想进去的

　　Hi. you probably don't want to go in there.

　　231

　　00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:36,770

　　咋了

　　他们干嘛呢

　　Why? what are they doing?

　　232

　　00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:39,470

　　那种场景

　　The only way I could explain it

　　233

　　00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:42,100

　　只可能出现在放着洋娃娃的临床医生的诊室里

　　Would be in a therapist's office with dolls.

　　234

　　00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,170

　　好家伙

　　Hoo-boy.

　　235

　　00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,970

　　库珀博士在工作

　　Dr. cooper's working.

　　236

　　00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:58,170

　　看得出来

　　Yeah, I can see that.

　　237

　　00:11:58,170 --> 00:12:01,300

　　谢尔顿

　　光晕之夜

　　在库萨帕里家

　　你来么

　　Sheldon, halo night, koothrappali's. you coming?

　　238

　　00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,770

　　当然

　　光晕之夜嘛

　　Oh, yes, it's halo night.

　　239

　　00:12:03,770 --> 00:12:05,500

　　等我擦脚

　　Let me just dry my tootsies.

　　240

　　00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,800

　　你不是要去光晕之夜吧

　　You're not going to halo night.

　　241

　　00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,000

　　是要去

　　Yes, I am.

　　242

　　00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000

　　今天周三

　　周三是光晕之夜

　　It's wednesday. wednesday's halo night.

　　243

　　00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,600

　　不是有个伟大的人曾经说过

　　为科学别无所求

　　Didn't a great man once say, "science demands nothing less

　　244

　　00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,240

　　为科学执着追求

　　为科学无条件 奉献一生么

　　"than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?

　　245

　　00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,840

　　是有人说过

　　He did.

　　246

　　00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,600

　　那么那个伟大的人是谁呢

　　And who was that great man?

　　247

　　00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,370

　　是我

　　Me.

　　248

　　00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,970

　　抱歉莱纳德

　　Sorry, leonard.

　　249

　　00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:29,500

　　搞笑

　　你真不来啦

　　Seriously? you're not coming?

　　250

　　00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:33,140

　　你也听到了

　　我无法反驳自己

　　You heard her. how can I argue with me?

　　251

　　00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:37,770

　　好吧

　　再次祝你们开心

　　Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good...

　　252

　　00:12:37,770 --> 00:12:40,000

　　不管干嘛

　　Whatever this is.

　　253

　　00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,040

　　库珀博士

　　我不得不说

　　Dr. cooper, I have to tell you

　　254

　　00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,700

　　你的朋友拉你后腿了

　　Your friends are holding you back.

　　255

　　00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:49,140

　　应该这么想

　　我在带领他们前进

　　I prefer to think of it as "i'm pulling them forward."

　　256

　　00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:52,000

　　光晕之夜

　　Halo night?

　　257

　　00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,240

　　像你这样极具天赋的人

　　A man with your intellectual gifts

　　258

　　00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,900

　　是不会把整晚都浪费在打游戏上边的

　　Doesn't waste an evening playing video games.

　　259

　　00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,400

　　他周三确实会

　　He does on wednesdays.

　　260

　　00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,770

　　如果他想得诺贝尔奖就不会

　　Not if he wants a nobel prize.

　　261

　　00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:04,600

　　他是想得

　　He does want that.

　　262

　　00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,500

　　那像他一样极具天赋的人

　　Does a man with my intellectual gifts

　　263

　　00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:08,700

　　周末玩彩蛋射击么

　　Play paintball on weekends?

　　264

　　00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,400

　　你说呢

　　What do you think?

　　265

　　00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,440

　　惨了

　　Drat.

　　266

　　00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:15,370

　　现在可以继续工作了吧

　　Now shall we get back to work?

　　267

　　00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:18,040

　　应该可以

　　I suppose.

　　268

　　00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,900

　　今晚有播《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》

　　Battlestar galactica

　　comes on tonight.

　　269

　　00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,940

　　我也可以等DVD版

　　I guess I can wait for the dvd.

　　270

　　00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,440

　　还是别再看了

　　And then never ever watch it.

　　271

　　00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,370

　　佩妮

　　佩妮

　　Penny! penny!

　　272

　　00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,770

　　佩妮

　　Penny!

　　273

　　00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,240

　　谢尔顿

　　亲爱的

　　我说过

　　Sheldon, honey, I've told you,

　　274

　　00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,400

　　房子很小

　　It's a small apartment.

　　275

　　00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,870

　　只要敲一次门就行

　　You only have to knock one time.

　　276

　　00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,040

　　求你了

　　我时间不多

　　Please, please, I don't have a lot of time.

　　277

　　00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,100

　　听着

　　拉蒙娜终于睡着了

　　Look, ramona finally dozed off,

　　278

　　00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,800

　　我要你帮我甩了她

　　And I need you to help me get rid of her.

　　279

　　00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,640

　　怎么甩了她

　　Get rid of her how?

　　280

　　00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,940

　　我不知道

　　I don't know,

　　281

　　00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,070

　　但显然我陷进某种关系里了

　　But apparently I'm in some kind of relationship,

　　282

　　00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,140

　　而你似乎很擅长结束这种关系

　　And you seem to be an expert at ending them.

　　283

　　00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:59,000

　　什么

　　Excuse me?

　　284

　　00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,600

　　我见证了一个又一个男人从你屋子离开后就一去不回

　　I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.

　　285

　　00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:06,870

　　首先

　　不是一个又一个男人

　　Okay, first of all, it is not man after man.

　　286

　　00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,940

　　-库珀博士

　　-把我藏起来

　　Dr. cooper?! hide me.

　　287

　　00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,070

　　把你藏起来

　　Hide you?

　　288

　　00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:13,200

　　我正式请求进入避难所

　　I formally request sanctuary.

　　289

　　00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,940

　　你怎么没在工作

　　Why aren't you working?

　　290

　　00:15:17,970 --> 00:15:19,640

　　她分散我的注意力

　　She distracted me.

　　291

　　00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,470

　　我跟你说了

　　佩妮

　　我没闲工夫跟你瞎胡闹

　　I told you, penny, I don't have time for your nonsense.

　　292

　　00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,570

　　我有很重要的事要做

　　I have important things to do.

　　293

　　00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,900

　　老天

　　Oh, man.

　　294

　　00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,200

　　我知道怎么回事

　　I know what's going on here.

　　295

　　00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,240

　　真的吗

　　Really?

　　296

　　00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,300

　　那你能给我解释一下吗

　　Well, then will you explain it to me?

　　297

　　00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,570

　　你爱上库珀博士了

　　You're in love with dr. cooper.

　　298

　　00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:40,340

　　不

　　不是的

　　Uh, yeah, no, that's not it.

　　299

　　00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,100

　　别狡辩了

　　Don't try to deny it.

　　300

　　00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,900

　　他是个出色的男人

　　He's a remarkable man,

　　301

　　00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:46,670

　　但你必须放过他

　　But you have to let him go.

　　302

　　00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,540

　　老天爷

　　没问题

　　Oh, gee, okay.

　　303

　　00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:52,640

　　我知道很难放手

　　但他是全世界的礼物

　　I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world,

　　304

　　00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,170

　　我们不能这么自私

　　And we can't be selfish.

　　305

　　00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,340

　　对

　　他绝对是瑰宝

　　Yeah, he's a gift all right.

　　306

　　00:15:57,340 --> 00:16:00,200

　　拉钩保证

　　Sisters?

　　307

　　00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,540

　　当然可以

　　Uh, sure.

　　308

　　00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,300

　　拉钩保证

　　Sisters.

　　309

　　00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,600

　　极品级怪胎

　　Holy crap on a cracker.

　　310

　　00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,970

　　谢尔顿

　　Sheldon?

　　311

　　00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,170

　　你在干嘛

　　What are you doing?!

　　312

　　00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:31,840

　　这是莫尔斯电码

　　It's morse code.

　　313

　　00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,340

　　干嘛

　　Why?

　　314

　　00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:36,940

　　这样我们才能隔墙通话

　　So we can communicate through the wall.

　　315

　　00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:40,900

　　我们不正在隔墙通话嘛

　　We are communicating through the wall.

　　316

　　00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,040

　　对

　　但通话没有加密

　　Yes, but the communication is not encrypted.

　　317

　　00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,900

　　我不懂莫尔斯电码

　　I don't know morse code.

　　318

　　00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,840

　　很简单

　　It's very simple.

　　319

　　00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,170

　　这是A 这是B

　　这是C

　　This is a ... This is b ... this is c...

　　320

　　00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:54,700

　　谢尔顿

　　我不会在凌晨3点 学莫尔斯电码的

　　Sheldon, I'm not going to learn morse code at 3:00 in the morning!

　　321

　　00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:57,200

　　好吧

　　All right.

　　322

　　00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,200

　　别进来

　　别进来

　　别进来

　　Don't come in here, don't come in here, don't come in here,

　　323

　　00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,240

　　别

　　Don't... oh!

　　324

　　00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:05,770

　　怎么回事

　　What's going on?

　　325

　　00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,300

　　嘘

　　拉蒙娜正在沙发上睡觉

　　Shh! ramona's sleeping on the couch.

　　326

　　00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,200

　　我知道

　　她什么时候回家

　　I know. when is she going home?

　　327

　　00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,740

　　她不回家了

　　问题就在这

　　Never. that's the problem.

　　328

　　00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,970

　　我要你帮忙

　　I need your help.

　　329

　　00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,640

　　你在说什么呢

　　What are you talking about?

　　330

　　00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,800

　　我要调用友情条约里的天网条款

　　I'm invoking the skynet clause