Your clock never works.
Mary overslept because her alarm clock didn’t go off this morning...
Mary: Mary overslept because her alarm clock didn’t go off this morning.... .
Frank: Again?
Mary: That’s right, even though I did set the alarm last night.
Frank: Your clock never works. Perhaps you should buy a new one.
Mary: Well, if it breaks down again tomorrow, I’ll definitely buy a new one.
Frank: Maybe by then it’ll be too late.
Mary: What do you mean “too late”?
Frank: By that time you’ll be fired.
Spring forward, fall back.
Joyce is late everytime... it is daylight savings time because she always forgets to put the clock forward one hour....
Sophie: Ha, Joyce, you’re late.
Joyce: Yeah. Each time we switch to daylight savings time, I always forget to put the clock forward an hour.
Sophie: Well, then later this year when we switch back to normal time, don’t forget to set the clock back one hour.
Joyce: I just can’t win! Each time we switch back to normal time, I always forget to put the clock back an hour, so I always come to work an hour early.
Sophie: So, just remember. Spring forward, fall back.
Joyce: So, that’ll make it even.
Gains 10 minutes and lose 10 minutes a day.
Janice’s watch gains ten minutes a day, while Mary’s watch loses ten minutes a day. Janice can put up with her watch, but Mary seems to be tired of hers....
Janice: My watch always gains ten minutes a day.
Mary: That’s funny. My watch always loses ten minutes a day.
Janice: No kidding.
Mary: I’m serious. Every morning I set my watch by the radio, but it still loses ten minutes.
Janice: You know what you can do?
Mary: Throw it away and buy a new one?
Janice: No, you don’t have to. You only need to put your watch back ten minutes everyday.
Mary: So you put your watch back ten minutes everyday?
Janice: Yeah, that’s what I’m doing.
Mary: Why bother? Just buy a new watch. It doesn’t cost much. Besides, I just can’t put up with this thing any more.
Vocabulary
bother 麻烦,费心
break down 出毛病,失效
definitely 肯定地,确切地
gain (钟表)走得快
go off (铃声)响起
lose (钟表)走得慢
oversleep 睡过头
put up with 容忍,忍受
switch 转换,改变
Useful Key Vocabulary
Please fill in each blank with the correct form of a word or phrase given below:
forward lose switch definitely gain break down
1.All the students that work hard can ____ pass the exam.
2.The telephone system has ____.
3.He is ____ in his English.
4.He is always ____ jobs.
5.This clock neither ____ nor ____.
Answers:
1. definitely
2. broken down
3. forward
4. switching
5. gains;loses
英语阅读:A Hand to Hold
英语美文故事
双语散文:像他那样的兄弟
英语美文:美丽的春天
心灵鸡汤:AIDS患者:给我穿红色衣服
英文短篇小说欣赏- 让昨日随风
英语短篇美文欣赏:黄昏之美(带翻译)
双语美文:如果我今天死去
英语美文欣赏:眼里有心
英语美文 永远的朋友
英语美文欣赏:一杯牛奶
The Blessed Dress
英语美文欣赏:Mother & Child 妈妈与孩子
真假朋友测试:你身边有几个这样的好朋友?
英语美文欣赏:通往幸福的阶梯
双语散文:Owen: Beyond my dreams
双语散文:减轻精神压力的三种有效方法
心灵鸡汤:机会如空气 请善待机会
双语散文:What is Love?
英语名篇名段背诵精华18
双语散文:哥哥的心愿
心灵鸡汤:眼里有心 眼镜男孩找回自信
英语标准美文100
跟名人学甜言蜜语之“歌德的情书”
情感美文:看清你生命中的四位爱人
趣味英语小故事:Shave Me First
2012年情人节英文诗歌集锦
双语散文:不,我爱的人是你!
英语美文欣赏:茶马古道
双语散文:I like the subtle... 我喜欢这种淡淡的感觉
| 不限 |
| 英语教案 |
| 英语课件 |
| 英语试题 |
| 不限 |
| 不限 |
| 上册 |
| 下册 |
| 不限 |