Are you wearing that? If you\'re taking me out somewhere, and you see me with clothes on, then yes, I\'m wearing that. This is not a hologram outfit1 under which I\'m actually naked and about to get dressed in something you won\'t passive-aggressively tell me you don\'t like. Fara Greenbaum, comedian3, New York City You should smile more. I hate when guys tell me to smile more. Maybe I just got fired today. Maybe I\'ve just been walking around in 5-inch heels all day. Maybe I\'m just not impressed with your mesh4 t-shirt. I don\'t tell you to do things, like get a haircut. But you definitely need one. -Chrissie Mayr, comedian and host of Comedy at Stonewall Inn, New York City A pet peeve5 is when strangers -- always men -- tell me to smile. This happens a lot on the NYC subway, and no one on the subway is happy to be taking the subway. While waiting for the train one day, a guy asked me, \'Why aren\'t you smiling?\' and I told him, \'Because I didn\'t push you in front of the train yet.\' -Jessica Sager6, comedian, New York City You\'re too pretty to [FILL IN THE BLANK]. A friend of mine encountered this pretty recently when a man came up to her after a show she was on and told her she was too pretty to use explicit7 language during her act. Unfortunately, this sort of comment crops up more than you\'d think, as well as the notion that women can\'t be both \'pretty and funny.\' This sort of backhanded compliment is guaranteed to incite8 rage in the recipient9 because, shocker, I don\'t like being told what I can and can\'t do because of the way society may perceive me. And no, I\'m not too pretty to kick your ass2. -Nikki Black, comedian, Philadelphia, PA You wanna watch a movie? I love movies. But come on, we all know what that means! \'You wanna watch a movie?\' translates to \'Let\'s bone.\' Most sentences uttered by men can be translated to \'You wanna f---?\' Sure, let\'s bone but you said we could watch my favorite movie! You can\'t ask a movie lover to watch a movie unless you plan on finishing the flick10. You better be a real good fella if you\'re going to interrupt Good Fellas. -Jessimae Peluso, comedian and star of MTV\'s Girl Code
初中英语短语汇总 A- Y
2009中考英语词汇表 系列JKL
常用英语词语辨析105组(11)
2009中考英语词汇表 系列H
常用英语词语辨析105组(2)
2009中考英语词汇表 系列N
2010年中考英语词汇旧词新义:clean
2010年中考英语词汇旧词新义:cost
2009中考英语词汇表 系列T
中考英语词汇--“美味水果”大聚会
2009中考英语词汇短语集锦 (2)
2010年中考英语词汇旧词新义:deal
初中英语常用词组3 量词词组
十个窍门积累英语词汇
2009中考英语词汇表 系列UV
初中英语 词缀记忆法
09年中考英语总复习经典习题讲解3一冠词
“爱”成中学生作文出现频率最高词汇
高中英语词汇:80后“A到Z”生存法则
2009中考英语词汇表 系列O
2010年中考英语词汇旧词新义:blind
常用英语词语辨析105组(5)
09年中考英语总复习经典习题讲解4一数词
09年英语短语集中联想记忆110条
英乐时空Here I Am
为英语写作”画龙点睛“的24句谚语
2009中考英语词汇表 系列W
从奥巴马演讲词看英语写作词汇的应用
2009中考英语词汇表 系列M
初中英语常用词组2 介词短语词组
| 不限 |
| 英语教案 |
| 英语课件 |
| 英语试题 |
| 不限 |
| 不限 |
| 上册 |
| 下册 |
| 不限 |