高中英语语法对话练习《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英双译1素材

　　生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕1

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　　知道了吧 你吃的这个 不算是真的酸奶酪

　　so you see what you eating is not technically yogurt,

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　　因为里面没有足够的 活的嗜酸培养菌

　　because it doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.

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　　只不过是冰牛奶里加了点 角叉胶 增加粘稠度

　　It's really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness.

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　　喔 真有意思哈

　　Oh,that's very interesting.

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　　它也不真是粉红色 也没有天然浆果粒

　　It's also not pink and has no berries.

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　　嗯 可这也没有回答我的问题呐

　　Yeah,but it doesn't really answer my question.

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　　你问的啥问题?

　　What was your question again?

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　　你要来点儿不?

　　Do you want some?

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　　对对 不用了

　　Right. No.

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　　- 我受不了乳糖的 - 对哦

　　- I'm lactose intolerant. - Right.

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　　- 吃了会放屁的 - 好吧 明白了

　　- So,gas. - Yeah,got it.

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　　那么... 晚安了

　　Well... good night.

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　　你这是做什么呢?

　　What are you doing?

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　　哦 那边有阵风

　　Oh,there's a draft.

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　　我没觉得有风啊

　　I didn't feel a draft.

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　　那我们还是去... 你的...

　　Why don't we just go into,uh,your...

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　　我说 也许我们不该那么着急

　　Yeah,you know what,maybe we should slow things down a little.

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　　不 我不是说要去你公寓 去急着干嘛干嘛

　　No,no,I didn't mean to go into your apartment to go fast.

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　　当然了 我知道

　　No,I know.

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　　我知道你不是那意思 只是... 这才是咱俩第一次约会

　　I know what you meant,it's just... this is only our first date.

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　　嗯 好啊 没问题

　　Yeah,okay,sure,no problem.

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　　那我们就先想想 下次要去哪儿 准备啥时候到那儿

　　Why don't we just figure out where we're going and when we want to get there,

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　　这样距离除以时间 就知道速度了呗

　　and then rate of speed equals distance over time.

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　　问题解决

　　Solve for R.

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　　我们也可以到时候再想嘛

　　Or we could just wing it.

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　　那没准也行

　　That might work,too.

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　　- 晚安 莱纳德- 晚安

　　- Good night,Leonard. - Good night.

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　　他来了 快上屏保!

　　He's coming-- screensaver!

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　　嘿 莱纳德约会怎么样哇?

　　Oh,hey,Leonard. How was your date?

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　　要你管

　　Bite me.

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　　谢尔顿 你怎么能傻坐着 眼睁睁看他们监视我呢?

　　Sheldon,how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?

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　　他们油菜啊 莱纳德

　　They were clever,Leonard.

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　　他们完全明白 我对你那些破事儿 一点兴趣没有

　　They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.

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　　你还该谢谢我们呢

　　You should thank us.

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　　要是后来人想弄明白 你和佩妮的恋情为啥会土崩瓦解

　　When future generations try to determine why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned,

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　　这玩意儿就是黑匣子呐!

　　this right here is the black box.

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　　你胡说什么 约会挺好的

　　What are you talking about? The date went fine.

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　　拜托 她都说了 想要慢慢来

　　Dude,she said she wants to slow things down.

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　　好吧 她是说了 想要慢慢来

　　Okay,so she said she wants to slow things down.

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　　意思差不多就是 "今天的晚餐我非常喜欢

　　It's like saying,"I'm really enjoying this meal.

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　　我得慢慢来 好好回味一下"

　　I'm going to slow down and savor it."

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　　才怪 她的意思是 "这鱼真难吃死了

　　No,it's like,"This fish tastes bad,

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　　我得慢慢来 吐光了它"

　　so I'm gonna slow down and spit it out."

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　　- 这臭鱼说的就是你! - 我才不是这臭鱼呢

　　- You being the fish. - I'm not the fish.

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　　真的? 你俩定了下一次约会吗?

　　Oh,really? Did you make a second date?

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　　这倒没有... 我们说好了 到时候再想

　　Well,no,we sort of decided to wing it.

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　　得了吧 连我都觉得这太逊了

　　Oh,even I know that's lame.

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　　行啊 咱就说说你的假设

　　Okay,all right,let's assume your hypothesis.

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　　我们一起去吃饭 有说有笑 有吻有抱

　　We went to dinner,we talked,we laughed,we kissed.

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　　这还能错到哪儿去啊?

　　Where could I have possibly gone wrong?

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　　你好好想想 莱纳德

　　Think back,Leonard.

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　　再小的事情都能让女人爆发

　　The littlest things can set women off.

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　　比方说 "嘿 这服务生真辣 我打赌 肯定能让她跟咱回家"

　　Like,"Hey,the waitress is hot,I bet we could get her to come home with us."

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　　或者 "你妈妈有多重呐?

　　Or,"How much does your mom weigh?

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　　我想知道我搭上的是啥样的妞儿"

　　I want to know what I'm getting into."

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　　这种话我才不会说

　　I didn't say anything like that.

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　　很好 因为这么说不管用

　　Good,'cause they don't work.

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　　她们也不关心 你是不是盯着她们 呼吸加速

　　They also don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate.

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　　挺惨的 在我们家 这就像是家族传统

　　Sadly,that's my home run swing.

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　　我说 一切都挺好的

　　Look,everything went fine.

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　　连事先准备的一些开场白都没用到呢

　　I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters.

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　　走廊对面那个女孩 就是喜欢我嘛

　　That woman across the hall is into me.

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　　咱还是看带子吧

　　Let's go to the tape.

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　　你瞧她临别一吻的时候 那反应

　　Look at her reaction to the good night kiss.

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　　呼吸平稳 瞳孔没有放大 胸口也没啥起伏

　　No change in respiration,pupils un-dilated,no flushing of the chest.

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　　这特写镜头拍的真赞

　　Nice close-up,by the way.

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　　有意思嘿 她的下巴很紧 也没有用舌头

　　Interesting. Her jaws are clenched: no tongue access.

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　　对于寻偶期的人类来说 这可不是啥好消息

　　Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.

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　　这怎么就不是好消息了

　　That's not a bad sign.

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　　得了吧 还不如说你们是两只鬣蜥 只是喉部没有垂肉罢了

　　Please,you might as well have been two iguana with no dewlap enlargement.

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　　最糟的就是 这会儿你不在她家 而在这里!

　　And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.

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　　我不在她家 因为我也决定慢慢来 这个...

　　I'm not there because I'm taking things slow,which,

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　　跟你们比起来 都快接近星际速度了

　　by the way,compared to you guys,approaches warp speed.

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　　快把摄像头给我撤了

　　And take down that camera.

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　　他心里没牵没挂的时候 真有意思多了

　　He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.

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　　给他点时间吧

　　Give him time.

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　　你好啊 佩妮

　　Oh,hi,Penny.

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　　顺便说句 2号机器的热水不足 别深色浅色混着洗

　　FYI,the hot water is inadequate on machine two,so colors only,

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　　4号机器呢 洗衣程序中 还是会提前放出织物柔顺剂

　　and four is still releasing the fabric softener too early in the cycle,

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　　所以你那些精致的衣服 还是别用那台了

　　so I'd avoid using that for your delicates.

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　　谢了

　　Thanks.

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　　老天爷啊...

　　Oh,good Lord...

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　　你还不如把衣服拿到河边 搁在石头上猛捶一阵

　　why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock?

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　　谢尔顿 我问你个问题行不?

　　Sheldon,can I ask you a question?

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　　我当然最好你别问 不过也不会阻止你

　　I would prefer that you not,but I won't go so far as to forbid it.

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　　那... 我就当你同意了...

　　All right,I heard yes,so...

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　　我想问问你

　　Okay,here's my question.

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　　莱纳德以前有没有 跟正常的女孩子约会过?

　　Has Leonard ever dated,you know,a regular girl?

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　　我想你指的 应该不是消化功能正常吧

　　Well,I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity.

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　　要是那样的话 我想这问题问的不合适

　　Because I've come to learn that such inquiries are inappropriate.

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　　我是说 他有没有跟 没那么大学问的女孩子谈过?

　　No,I meant,has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?

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　　话说几年前 他确实跟一个 学法国文学的女博士有过一段儿

　　Well,a few years ago,he did go out with a woman who had a PhD in French literature.

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　　这还不算有大学问?

　　How is that not a brainiac?

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　　理由一 她是法国人

　　Well,for one thing,she was French.

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　　理由二 她读的是文学

　　For another,it was literature.

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　　那你觉得...

　　So...

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　　如果我和莱纳德继续好下去 他会不会有一天觉得我很没劲啊?

　　do you think that if Leonard and I keep dating,he'll eventually get bored with me?

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　　- 那得看情况 - 什么情况?

　　- That depends. - On what?

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　　- 你懂量子物理吗? - 不懂

　　- Do you have a working knowledge of quantum physics? - No.

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　　- 你会说克林贡语(《星际迷航》影片中的外星语)吗? - 不会

　　- Do you speak Klingon? - No.

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　　- 你会耍牌吗? - 行了 我说...

　　- You know any card tricks? - Okay,you know what...

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　　我明白了

　　I get it.

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　　莱纳德和一个服务员兼二流演员 没有共同语言

　　Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress-slash-actress

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　　而且她还骗他说 上完了社区大学 心里正发慌呢

　　who felt so insecure that she lied to him about finishing community college.

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　　你为什么撒谎?

　　Why would you lie about that?

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　　他总是在说这大学怎样 那个研究生院怎么样 我就...

　　Well,he was going on and on about this college and that grad school,and I...

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　　我不想让他觉得我很傻很衰嘛

　　I didn't want him to think I was some kind of stupid loser.

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　　你觉得"很傻很衰"的反义词 是"社区大学毕业生"?

　　You thought the opposite of "stupid loser" was "community college graduate"?

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　　很多成功人士 都是从社区大学毕业的

　　You know,there are a lot of successful people in this country who are community college graduates.

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　　没错 可你哪个都挨不上边

　　Yeah,but you are neither.

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　　对 好吧 你得替我保密

　　Right. Okay,look,this is between you and me.

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　　啥也不要告诉莱纳德

　　You cannot tell Leonard any of this.

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　　- 你要我保守秘密? - 是的

　　- You're asking me to keep a secret? - Yeah.

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　　那真对不起了 你应该在说出秘密前 表达出要我保密的意思

　　Well,I'm sorry,but you would have had to express that desire before revealing the secret,

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　　我好选择 到底要不要替你保密

　　so that I could choose whether or not I wanted to accept the covenant of secret keeping.

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　　你事后再说 这怎么行呢

　　You can't impose a secret on an ex post facto basis.

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　　什么?

　　What?

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　　保守秘密是一项艰巨复杂的任务

　　Secret keeping is a complicated endeavor.

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　　不但要注意说的话

　　One has to be concerned not only about what one says,

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　　还得注意面部表情 习惯性反应

　　but about facial expressions,autonomic reflexes.

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　　我说谎的时候 因为紧张产生的壁虱(tick) 比莱姆关节炎研究设备产生的还多

　　When I try to deceive,I myself have more nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility.

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　　这是笑话啊

　　It's a joke.

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　　同音词嘛 "tick"是指

　　It relies on the homonymic relationship between "tick,"

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　　吸血寄生虫（壁虱） 而"tic"是无意识的肌肉痉挛

　　the bloodsucking arachnid,and "tic," the involuntary muscular contraction.

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　　我自己编的

　　I made it up myself.

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　　听着 如果莱纳德发现我说谎 我一定羞愧自尽了

　　Okay,look,if Leonard finds out that I lied,I will absolutely die of embarrassment.

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　　生理学上讲是不可能的

　　Physiologically impossible.

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　　哦 谢尔顿 拜托

　　Oh,Sheldon,please.

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　　我是以朋友的名义请求你

　　Look,I am asking you as a friend.

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　　照你这么说 朋友就要无条件的保守秘密?

　　So you're saying that friendship contains within it an inherent obligation to maintain confidences?

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　　是啊

　　Well,yeah.

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　　有意思

　　Interesting.

　　133

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　　再一个问题 或许应该这样问

　　One more question,and perhaps I should have led with this.

　　134

　　00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:33,390

　　我们什么时候成朋友了?

　　When did we become friends?

　　135

　　00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:39,300

　　也就是说 要不被总部守护先知选中 我就成不了绿灯侠(漫画人物)

　　i.e.,I couldn't become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa,

　　136

　　00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:44,480

　　但如果给我足够的启动资金和 足够的科研设备 我就能成为蝙蝠侠

　　but given enough start-up capital and an adequate research facility,I could be Batman.

　　137

　　00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:52,500

　　- 你能成为蝙蝠侠? - 当然 我就是蝙蝠侠 看见没?

　　- You could be Batman? - Sure. I'm Batman. See?

　　138

　　00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,470

　　- 嗨 伙计们 - 嗨 佩妮

　　- Hi,guys. - Hi,Penny.

　　139

　　00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:02,570

　　佩妮 你周五晚上有空的话 我们去看电影吧

　　Penny,if you're not doing anything Friday night,I thought maybe we could go see a movie.

　　140

　　00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:05,550

　　呃 我周五晚上要轮班

　　Oh,um,you know,I think I have the dinner shift on Friday.

　　141

　　00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:07,190

　　好吧 周六呢?

　　Okay,what about Saturday?

　　142

　　00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,340

　　说不准 经理还没公布排班表呢

　　You know,I'm not sure; the manager hasn't posted the schedule yet.

　　143

　　00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:12,470

　　- 出来了 我再告诉你? - 很好

　　- How about I let you know? - Great.

　　144

　　00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,450

　　那你知道了就告诉我 好的 那...

　　So you just let me know when you know. Okay,so...

　　145

　　00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:18,500

　　天呐 我就是那条臭鱼

　　Oh,God,I am the bad fish.

　　146

　　00:09:19,970 --> 00:09:21,710

　　我哪做错了?

　　What did I do wrong?

　　147

　　00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,850

　　你为什么问我?

　　Why are you asking me?

　　148

　　00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:27,190

　　你和佩妮的事儿 除了你已经告诉我的 我啥也不知道

　　I have no information about your interactions with Penny other than what you have provided me,

　　149

　　00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,600

　　我也没有本事学到

　　nor do I have any method of learning such things.

　　150

　　00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:34,690

　　- 这话什么意思? - 没什么

　　- What does that mean? - Nothing.

　　151

　　00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,100

　　你说的倒像是 我和佩妮背地里通了气

　　You seem to be implying an informational back-channel

　　152

　　00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,420

　　很明显 这是没有的事

　　between me and Penny where obviously none exists.

　　153

　　00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:40,460

　　没 我没觉得

　　No,I didn't.

　　154

　　00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:44,220

　　我想你要注意你的表达了 先生

　　I just think you need to be careful how you phrase things,sir.

　　155

　　00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,150

　　你怎么回事?

　　What's going on with you?

　　156

　　00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,080

　　这问题我也得问问你吧

　　I might ask you the same question.

　　157

　　00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:54,000

　　那些跟我无关的事儿 你何必非要把我扯进去?

　　Why do you insist on attempting to drag me into matters which have nothing to do with me,

　　158

　　00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:58,130

　　都是你和佩妮之间的事 我跟她连话都不怎么说的

　　but exist between you and Penny,a person to whom I barely speak?

　　159

　　00:10:05,780 --> 00:10:08,480

　　你脸怎么了?

　　What's wrong with your face?

　　160

　　00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:11,780

　　我脸这样 没啥原因

　　There's no reason to bring my looks into this.

　　161

　　00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:15,260

　　- 祝你今天过的愉快 莱纳德- 什么?

　　- Good day,Leonard. - What

　　162

　　00:10:15,270 --> 00:10:17,530

　　我说 "祝你今天过的愉快"

　　I said,"Good day."

　　163

　　00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,450

　　过的愉快?

　　Good day?

　　164

　　00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,200

　　今天还为您供应 新鲜的阿拉斯加大马哈鱼

　　Also today,we have a fresh-caught Alaska salmon,

　　165

　　00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,800

　　配上烧汁和糯米饭

　　and that's served with a teriyaki glaze and sticky rice.

　　166

　　00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:29,570

　　今天的汤是...

　　Our soup of the day is...

　　167

　　00:10:29,590 --> 00:10:32,370

　　你必须将我从我的誓言中解放出来

　　You must release me from my oath.

　　168

　　00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,240

　　谢尔顿 我在工作

　　Sheldon,I'm working.

　　169

　　00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:40,140

　　你们花几分钟决定一下吧

　　Why don't you take a minute to decide?

　　170

　　00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,100

　　我不能保守你的秘密了 佩妮

　　I can't keep your secret,Penny.

　　171

　　00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,760

　　我就像构象空间里 基于能量的内源蛋白 要折叠起来了 (fold 也有失败的意思)

　　I'm going to fold like an energy-based de novo protein in conformational space.

　　172

　　00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:50,880

　　就像是文艺复兴时期的三联画 (教堂祭坛上的饰物 两翼可向内折叠)

　　Like a Renaissance tryptich.

　　173

　　00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:52,820

　　还有廉价的西装

　　Like a cheap suit.

　　174

　　00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:56,050

　　你保守个小秘密 咋就这么难呢?

　　Look,why is it so hard for you to keep one little secret?

　　175

　　00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:58,130

　　我天生就保守不住!

　　I'm constitutionally incapable.

　　176

　　00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:02,010

　　所以我上次申请那项高端政府研究奖学金 证明开不出来

　　That's why I was refused clearance for a very prestigious government research fellowship

　　177

　　00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:05,380

　　项目里的超级对撞机 位于密歇根州 特拉弗斯城东南12.5英里的

　　at a secret military supercollider located beneath a fake agricultural station

　　178

　　00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:08,950

　　一个空设的农学院地下

　　12.5 miles southeast of Traverse City,Michigan.

　　179

　　00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:16,580

　　我没告诉过你啊

　　Which you did not hear about from me.

　　180

　　00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,320

　　你就别老记着我说过...

　　Look,just forget I told you about me...

　　181

　　00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,610

　　社区大学没毕业 好吗?

　　not graduating from community college,okay?

　　182

　　00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:24,220

　　别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗?

　　Forget? You want me to forget?

　　183

　　00:11:24,230 --> 00:11:26,700

　　我这脑子 啥东西忘得掉啊!

　　This mind does not forget.

　　184

　　00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:31,050

　　从我妈给我断奶后 我就没忘掉过一件事

　　I haven't forgotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.

　　185

　　00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:34,410

　　- 那天是周二 下着毛毛雨 - 好了...

　　- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...

　　186

　　00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,980

　　你答应过我要保守秘密

　　Look,you promised me you would keep my secret,

　　187

　　00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:40,260

　　那你就想个办法别漏嘴

　　so you're just gonna have to figure out a way to do it.

　　188

　　00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:43,720

　　莱纳德我要搬出去

　　Leonard,I'm moving out.

　　189

　　00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,770

　　什么叫"要搬出去"? 为什么?

　　What do you mean you're moving out? Why?

　　190

　　00:11:47,780 --> 00:11:50,690

　　不一定非要有理由嘛

　　There doesn't have to be a reason.

　　191

　　00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,550

　　是啊 总该有吧

　　Yeah,there kinda does.

　　192

　　00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,790

　　不一定非得有

　　Not necessarily.

　　193

　　00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:57,670

　　这是Munchausen三难推理的典型例子

　　This is a classic example of Munchausen's Trilemma.

　　194

　　00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:01,880

　　要么就是 这个前提通过一系列 不断弱化的次前提 已经得到阐述

　　Either the reason is predicated on a series of sub-reasons leading to an infinite regression,

　　195

　　00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,260

　　要么就是 能从所谓偶然的公理陈述中 找到答案

　　or it tracks back to arbitrary axiomatic statements,

　　196

　　00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:05,700

　　也有可能是终极循环

　　or it's ultimately circular,

　　197

　　00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:08,910

　　也就是说 因为我要搬出去 所以我要搬出去

　　i.e.I'm moving out because I'm moving out.

　　198

　　00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,260

　　我还是不懂

　　I'm still confused.

　　199

　　00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,620

　　莱纳德我已经说得够明白的了

　　Leonard,I don't see how I could have made it any simpler.

　　200

　　00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:19,720

　　嘿 伙计们 还好吗?(蹩脚法语)

　　Hey,qu'est que s'up?

　　201

　　00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:22,820

　　我们刚去看了塑化人体标本展

　　We just got back from that exhibit of those plasticized human cadavers.

　　202

　　00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:27,050

　　那些个没皮的小妞儿 真是辣哟!

　　And some of those skinless chicks were Hot!

　　203

　　00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:30,870

　　抱歉 我得去收拾了

　　If you'll excuse me,I'm going to pack.

　　204

　　00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:35,930

　　他对我单纯的恋尸癖 反应还真大

　　That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia.

　　205

　　00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,350

　　霍华德 不关你事 他说他要搬出去

　　It's not you,Howard. He says he's moving out.

　　206

　　00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,240

　　你对他干了啥?

　　What did you do?

　　207

　　00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,870

　　你改了电视机的对比度和亮度?

　　Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?

　　208

　　00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:46,470

　　没啊

　　No.

　　209

　　00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:49,200

　　你在他面前扒了创可贴?

　　Did you take a Band-Aid off in front of him?

　　210

　　00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:50,180

　　没

　　No.

　　211

　　00:12:50,190 --> 00:12:52,700

　　你买了三无番茄酱? 忘了洗水池?

　　Did you buy generic ketchup,forget to rinse the sink,

　　212

　　00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:55,680

　　还是隔着厕所门同他讲话?

　　talk to him through the bathroom door?

　　213

　　00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,800

　　调了恒温器? 煮菜放了芫荽叶? "t"那音总是忘了发?

　　Adjust the thermostat,cook with cilantro,pronounce the "t" in often?

　　214

　　00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,300

　　没有

　　No.

　　215

　　00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:07,140

　　你是不是拿火车开玩笑了?

　　Did you make fun of trains?

　　216

　　00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,370

　　没有 我啥都没干 他疯了

　　No,I didn't do anything. He's just gone insane.

　　217

　　00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,430

　　也是 这天迟早会来的

　　Well,we all knew this day was coming.

　　218

　　00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,730

　　你动作还真快

　　Well,that was fast.

　　219

　　00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:20,830

　　这是我早准备好的避难行囊

　　It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag.

　　220

　　00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,970

　　国土安全部推荐的

　　It's recommended by the Department of Homeland Security.

　　221

　　00:13:24,990 --> 00:13:27,360

　　还有莎拉·康纳 ("终结者"女主人公)

　　And Sarah Connor.

　　222

　　00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,810

　　你打算住哪儿?

　　Where are you going to live?

　　223

　　00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:32,700

　　在我找到寓所之前 我先在朋友家挤挤

　　Until I find a permanent place,I will stay with friends.

　　224

　　00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,970

　　回见

　　Bye.

　　225

　　00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:39,190

　　呃... 你不能住我那儿

　　Well... you can't stay with me.

　　226

　　00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,090

　　我的公寓小得可怜

　　I have a teeny-tiny apartment.

　　227

　　00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:45,460

　　广纳宾客不正是"向人致敬"的一部分吗?

　　Excuse me,but isn't hosting guests an aspect of "manushya yajna,"

　　228

　　00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:50,550

　　"向人致敬"不是印度五大宗教戒规之一吗?

　　one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu householder?

　　229

　　00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:56,550

　　我讨厌火车

　　I hate trains.

　　230

　　00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:05,130

　　别开玩笑了 你可喜欢火车了

　　Don't be ridiculous,you love trains.

　　231

　　00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:08,040

　　啊 没错 来吧

　　Yes,I do. Come on.

　　232

　　00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,140

　　回见 莱纳德

　　See you later,Leonard.

　　233

　　00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:20,330

　　还真管用

　　This could work.

　　234

　　00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,310

　　这栋楼有年头了

　　This is a very old building.

　　235

　　00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,450

　　造了六十年了 以前是手表厂

　　60 years. It used to be a watch factory.

　　236

　　00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,210

　　怎么了?

　　What?

　　237

　　00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:40,570

　　你不担心残留在发光表盘里的镭吗?

　　Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?

　　238

　　00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,590

　　你干嘛要提!

　　Not until now!

　　239

　　00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:47,180

　　我竟然没带盖格计数器 (用于测量放射性物质)

　　I can't believe I didn't bring my Geiger counter.

　　240

　　00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,360

　　就在床头 我居然没拿

　　I had it on my bed and I didn't pack it.

　　241

　　00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,950

　　那么... 谢尔顿 要是你觉得住着不舒服

　　Well,if you're not comfortable staying here,Sheldon...

　　242

　　00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,670

　　我开玩笑的 我带来了

　　I'm kidding,I packed it.

　　243

　　00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,120

　　是个笑话

　　It was a joke.

　　244

　　00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:59,070

　　我就是要破坏你的语境期待

　　I was subverting the conversational expectations.

　　245

　　00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,050

　　那叫啥来着 "出其不意"

　　I believe they call that the,uh,ol' switcharoo.

　　246

　　00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,480

　　好极了

　　Terrific.

　　247

　　00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:11,330

　　那女的是艾维雅·瑞儿（印度当红影星）吗?

　　Is that woman Aishwarya Rai?

　　248

　　00:15:11,350 --> 00:15:13,120

　　是的 她是个很棒的演员吧

　　Yes,isn't she an amazing actress?

　　249

　　00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:16,730

　　我倒觉得她是可怜虫心中的玛杜瑞·迪克西特 (印度90年代知名影星 后结婚生子)

　　Actually,I'd say she's a poor man's Madhuri Dixit.

　　250

　　00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,980

　　你敢再说一遍!

　　How dare you!

　　251

　　00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,150

　　艾维雅·瑞儿是我的女神

　　Aishwarya Rai is a goddess.

　　252

　　00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:25,780

　　相比之下 玛杜瑞·迪克西特 就是得麻风病的妓女

　　By comparison,Madhuri Dixit is a leprous prostitute.

　　253

　　00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,480

　　对不起 我没想到会冒犯你

　　Sorry,I didn't mean to offend you.

　　254

　　00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,740

　　显然你不了解印度电影

　　Obviously,you're not that familiar with Indian cinema.

　　255

　　00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,120

　　谁啊?

　　Who is it?

　　256

　　00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:46,660

　　脱衣舞娘来喽!

　　Stripper-Gram!

　　257

　　00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,510

　　交给你了

　　Tag,you're It.

　　258

　　00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:57,670

　　你就不能把他塞进牛皮纸袋里 烧了算了?

　　Shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire?

　　259

　　00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:03,670

　　我从来没睡过气垫床

　　I've never slept on an air mattress before.

　　260

　　00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,040

　　腰部都没东西撑着

　　No lumbar support whatsoever.

　　261

　　00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:11,200

　　你大概是想睡公园的长椅上是吧

　　Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench.

　　262

　　00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,750

　　我认为 你没有办法把长椅弄到这儿来

　　I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.

　　263

　　00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:16,420

　　要换一下吗?

　　Do you want to switch?

　　264

　　00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,780

　　不用了 这样挺好

　　No,that's fine.

　　265

　　00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:21,470

　　睡在充气城堡上可舒服呢

　　I'm perfectly comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle.

　　266

　　00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:24,860

　　下床来 我和你换

　　Get out of bed. We're switching.

　　267

　　00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:28,040

　　- 我没逼着你换 - 快下床!

　　- Now,only if you want to. - Just get in the bed!

　　268

　　00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:30,310

　　这是怎么了?

　　What's going on?

　　269

　　00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,880

　　你们两个臭小子 闹什么闹?

　　Are you boys roughhousing?

　　270

　　00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,570

　　老妈 我们只是在聊天!

　　We're just talking,Ma!

　　271

　　00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,120

　　要是你们再不给我安生点

　　If you don't settle down right now,

　　272

　　00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:44,120

　　看我以后还让不让你去朋友家过夜!

　　I'm not going to let you have any more sleepovers!

　　273

　　00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:47,960

　　老天啊 老妈 我都27了!

　　For God's sake,Ma,I'm 27 years old!

　　274

　　00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:51,440

　　明天又不上学!

　　And it's not even a school night!

　　275

　　00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,790

　　舒服了吧?

　　Comfy now?

　　276

　　00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:06,040

　　那张哈莉·贝瑞(好莱坞女星 曾出演猫女)的海报让我有点紧张

　　That poster of Halle Berry is a little unnerving.

　　277

　　00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,690

　　别看就是了

　　So don't look at it.

　　278

　　00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,790

　　她是我第四爱的猫女郎

　　She's like my fourth favorite Catwoman.

　　279

　　00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,620

　　不是吧

　　No kidding.

　　280

　　00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:15,350

　　对 前三个是朱莉·纽曼 米切尔·