A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.
一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。
"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.
“听着，”小偷说，“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。
What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."
小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。”
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