Here’s one way to make sure you have perfect attendance in your class:
让你把全部注意力放在课堂上只有一种方法:
Meet Pietro Boselli: Obviously, he’s ridiculously good-looking.
来见见我们的彼得罗·博塞利:看吧看吧,他真是TM帅!呆!了!
But what if I told you Pietro wasn’t just any old male model. What if it was revealed that he was in fact…A MATH TEACHER?!?
但是如果我告诉你彼得罗不仅仅是个普通男模,如果我爆料他其实是一个……数学老师呢?!
Pietro was “discovered by Giorgio Armani when he was only 6-years-old. He also just happens to have a PhD in Mechanical Engineering and gives lectures at University College London.
彼得罗才6岁的时候就被乔治·阿玛尼“星探到了。而且他碰巧有伦敦大学学院的机械工程PhD,并在该大学任教。
So when Pietro isn't busy posing nude for Equinox ads he's publishing papers like, “AnInverse Design Based Methodology for Rapid 3D Multi-Objective-MultidisciplinaryOptimization of Axial Turbines.
所以呢,彼得罗不忙于裸身拍摄Equinox广告的时候,他就发表发表论文,比如《基于反求设计的轴流式涡轮机快速3D多目标多学科优化方法》。
But seriously, you can joke about adding a bed and subtracting your clothes and dividing legs all you want, but could you honestly imagine knowing your math teacher was posting Instagrams like this?
不过认真的,你可以开开玩笑,加个床啊,脱个衣服啊,大腿叉开啊,想怎么来就怎么来,但是你真的能想象自己的数学老师在Instagram上PO这样的照片吗?!
来自非死不可的围观党们,大家都在流口水,在报警,在疯狂嫉妒——
@Gabriel Hernandez
I look exactly like this... Just with more fat.
人家明明也长这样……就是胖了那么一丢丢。
@Helgard Pi
I'm sorry but you spontaneously made me laugh so hard I actually cried.
不好意思你真的让我笑粗来了……笑的太厉害了眼泪都流出来了怎么破><
@Tri Branch Vo
This is outrageous. How can students concentrate and learn while having to look at this muscled delicious beautiful beast? THINK OF THE STUDENTS!!!
真是太!离!谱!了!学生怎么能集中精力听课啊!人家都在看他完美诱人的胸肌啊!就不能为学生想想吗!!!
@Tori Nagudi
So he's a genius and he looks like a Greek god. Are those little shorts made of...BAE MATERIAL?
所以他是个天才咯~所以他就像希腊神话里的神一样咯~那些小短裤是……基础材质做的嘛?
@Maria Funcheon
I would love nothing more than him to look at me and say "quadratic equation".
他看着我,对我说二次方程式……我就什么都不想要(脑补请唱起来)
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