外国网友贡献的另类母亲节礼物[1]

Whether it's a shark-shaped hat, an owl wine bottle holder or a bracelet made of beetles, we have something perfect for every type of mom.

不管是鲨鱼帽、猫头鹰酒瓶托，还是甲虫手镯，总有一款礼物适合你的妈妈。

Shark Costume Hat

鲨鱼帽

Even the humblest mother likes to show off a sense of style. So this hat that looks like a shark is biting off her forehead will help your mom feel glamorous, even on bad hair days.

就算最低调的妈妈，也会想展现自己时尚的一面。所以这款看起来像鲨鱼咬掉脑门儿的帽子，一定会让妈妈感觉很带感的，再也不怕心情不好啦。

Pee Pocket

尿袋

At some point in every mom's life, she has to take a whiz. But it's not always in a clean or sanitary place. The Pee Pocket will allow your mother to take a stand against dirty toilet seats by letting her answer nature's call while standing up.

妈妈们也是要上厕所嘘嘘的，但并不能保证每次都遇到干净卫生的洗手间。尿袋会让妈妈在遇到不干净的坐便时可以“站着解决”。

X-Ray Mitt

骷髅手套

Oven mitts, as useful as they are, usually lack style or panache. Your mom is sure to be the star of the county fair bake-off when she takes her trademark peanut butter cookies out of the oven using a glove that has an X-ray of a human hand on it.

微波手套很实用，但就是不够时尚不够拉风。想象一下，妈妈去赶大集参加烘烤比赛，并做了最拿手的花生曲奇，如果她从微波炉里端出曲奇那一刻戴的是骷髅手套，想不成为当日之星都难啦。

Drunk Owl Wine Bottle Holder

酒鬼猫头鹰瓶托

Does your mother love nature as much as she loves wine? Then she is sure to love this bottle holder featuring an alcoholic owl. She'll be sure to ask, "Whooooo wants to get drunk?"

你的妈妈既爱大自然也爱酒吗？那么这款酒鬼猫头鹰瓶托她一定会爱死了。到时她一定会问：“到底是谁想喝醉？”

Scarab Bracelet

甲虫手镯

Jewelry is a great way to show Mom how much you love her, but diamonds are so ordinary. No mom will be bugged by this bracelet made from the carcasses of 10 dead beetles. It's a steal at only $3,950.

买首饰最能看出你有多爱妈妈了，但钻石又太普通。那就买这款手镯吧，由10只死掉的甲虫串制而成，妈妈一定不会讨厌的。非常便宜，才3950美元。

Flask That Looks Like Tampon

“卫生棉”酒杯

Moms spend so many hours watching inept soccer games and half-assed piano recitals, it's a shame they have to do it sober. But flasks are so obvious, which is why this device is so brilliant. It's a tube that slips inside of a tampon-shaped sleeve. It's foolproof! People will think Mom is sticking a tampon to her lips when she's really sipping on a gin and tonic.

妈妈们很多时候都在看无聊的足球赛，或者听半吊子的钢琴演奏，真可惜不能来点儿酒助兴。但端着酒杯未免太显眼了，这正好衬托出这款产品的聪明之处：它是个可以塞进布套里的小细瓶子，而这个布套被设计成了卫生棉条的样子。简单吧！拿起来抿一口金汤力鸡尾酒，别人还以为妈妈在往嘴上贴卫生棉呢。

New York Strip Steak Stud Earrings

纽约客牛排耳坠

Unless your mom is a vegetarian, she probably won't have a beef with the child that gets her these lovely steak stud earrings.

你给她买了这副可爱的牛排耳坠：如果妈妈不是素食主义者的话，她很可能不会再带你一起吃牛排了。

Octeapus

章鱼漂

Tea bags have their place, but they aren't as fancy as having the tea infused with a plastic octopus. It will add a touch of whimsy to those moments where it's just you and her having a cuppa while she silently criticizes your life choices.

与只有茶包相比，加入了一只塑料章鱼的泡茶杯子，会更显别致。当你与妈妈对坐品茗，而她在默默嗔怪你的任性时，“章鱼漂”茶杯一定会使你们的母女 Vocabulary:

glamorous：迷人的，富有魅力的

bad hair day：不愉快的一天

take a whiz：撒尿

sanitary：卫生的，清洁的

panache：艳丽；华丽

scarab：甲虫

bug：使烦忧，使恼火

tampon：卫生棉塞，月经棉条

inept：笨拙的；不适当的

whimsy：奇思妙想